Sand sculpture apprentice dressed as black heart lotus

When Xu Muyan heard it, if he didn't have a tail, he would have been wagging to the sky by now, so he insisted: "It doesn't work to call you Mr. Xiang, you have to call Dad."

"...Your skin is itchy, isn't it?"

"Oh, you can call me Grandpa... Ouch, Ouch, don't twist your ears! It hurts! It's okay! I won't play anymore, I won't play anymore!"

Xu Muyan hurriedly stopped, rubbed his sore ears, and said resentfully, "Master is really a cheapskate, why don't you just play a little game to cheer you up? Hmph."

"Stingy ghost, you are so stingy! I will ignore you!"

With that said, Xu Muyan turned over and got down, cross-legged with his arms crossed around his chest, humming with his back to Yulisheng.

"Speak?"

Yu Lisheng got up, hugged Xu Muyan's shoulders from behind, looked at his puffed cheeks, and couldn't help but smile: "How old are you, still so childish?"

Xu Muyan said coldly, "I'm only three years old! What's wrong?"

"Three years old?"

"Yes, please call me Xu Sansui from now on!" Xu Muyan turned his face to the side, shaking his feet and said in a rascally way, "Anyway, I'm just angry, you can figure it out yourself!"

Yu Lisheng thought about it, and it was impossible to call Xu Muyan's father, even in this lifetime.

But since he was up to what he said, maybe he meant to let him do whatever he wanted.

Although it is not the first time that the sky is sitting on the ground in this wilderness, it is rarely proposed by Xu Muyan.

Yu Lisheng thought that his little apprentice was making use of the topic, implying that he could do anything wrong here.

Ever since, Yulisheng showed a suddenly realized expression.

Afterwards, he grabbed Xu Muyan's waist with both hands, and lifted his robe with a wave of his hands. Xu Muyan was so frightened that he violently moved forward and screamed.

"What, what?! I'm still angry, don't you know?"

"know."

"Know that's still the case?!" Xu Muyan was so angry that he knelt on the ground and turned around, cursing with a blushing face, "Let me hold back my grievances and do that? Yulisheng, tell yourself, isn't it too wicked? "

Yu Lisheng thought about it seriously, then nodded and said: "You are right."

Then, he dragged the person back again, seeing that Xu Muyan was still struggling, and even slapped him casually.

Impartially, he just hit the meaty part, and Xu Muyan became even more angry.

I feel like I'm not a kid anymore!

How can you teach him the way you teach a child?

This is too shameful!

Xu Muyan gritted his teeth and said: "Yu Lisheng! I've passed the weak crown!!!"

"But, just now you said that I will call you Xu Sansui in the future, have you forgotten?"

"..."

"You didn't say it yourself, let the teacher figure it out...then do it like this."

Yulisheng seemed to be very reasonable, and she spoke quite politely, her tone of voice was neither urgent nor slow, even gentle.

But his movements were not gentle at all, that slap made Xu Muyan's whole flesh almost burn.

"Yu Lisheng! I didn't mean that! You misunderstood me!"

"Tsk." Yu Lisheng frowned, and tightly pinched Xu Muyan's waist with his fingers, "You don't even call Master now?"

"...Master!"

Xu Muyan suddenly felt like a discouraged ball, thinking that Yu Lisheng might not be able to fight him hard, it would not work at all.

Let alone these days, one has to be flexible, not too one-sided.

Thinking in this way, Xu Muyan's situation suddenly opened up, and he said: "Master, I just want to act like a baby with Master, why is Master so incomprehensible? I am so sad."

As he said that, Xu Muyan whimpered a few times.

Yu Lisheng: "..."

Yu Lisheng's scalp tingled for a while, but she still said in a good manner: "So she was acting like a spoiled child to my teacher... Well, this kind of spoiled acting is really good."

"Master, the moonlight is hazy tonight, and the night view is very good. How about playing some games to cheer you up?"

Xu Muyan knew that he couldn't escape anyway, so he just lay down and enjoyed it and it was over.

But recently the master is too difficult to deal with, he has no luck to bear it, so he can only kill time, when it is almost dawn, the master will restrain himself a little even for Xiaojiu's sake.

While Yu Lisheng was thinking, Xu Muyan quickly grabbed his clothes and broke free. Under the moonlight, he looked like a rabbit running away in a panic, squatting on the ground with a red face.

Looking at Yulisheng's eyes, the surroundings were extremely quiet, and the atmosphere was a little weird.

Yulisheng thought for a while, decided to follow Xu Muyan's wishes, and said, "Tell me."

"Since Master doesn't want to play the game of bandits and little beauties, then we can change it."

Under the night, Xu Muyan's eyes were as bright as obsidian, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration, and he snapped his fingers and said, "Then play a game between Taoist priests and goblins, okay?"

Yu Lisheng: "Yes."

"Then I will be a Taoist priest, Master will be a goblin, and then I will catch Master, but Master pretends to be unable to beat me, and I will catch him. After I tie Master with a rope, Master will find a way to break free, and use a trick to get rid of the fire." , a crackling, sucked up the little Taoist's Yuanyang, master, do you think it's okay?"

After hearing this, Yulisheng stared at Xu Muyan steadfastly, until Xu Muyan twisted his fingers in embarrassment, before he said: "Yanyan, you are not writing books in the world, you are a bit of a loser."

Xu Muyan said: "Where is it, Master Liao praised me, I am not that powerful."

"What a cheeky one."

"Then Master agrees? That's great, I even have the props ready, hehe."

Xu Muyan immediately took out the fox ears, fox tail, and fox paws that he had prepared earlier from the Qiankun bag.

Holding a pair of ears with a smile, he gestured on Yu Lisheng's head.

"Master, wearing this pair of ears must be very cute!"

The master is dressed in white, just like wearing sackcloth and mourning, and with fox ears, he looks like a spitz.

Just thinking about it, Xu Muyan felt that it was extremely cute, and he couldn't wait to put it on for Master.

As soon as he stretched out his hand, Yulisheng turned his head away, looked at the fox ears in Xu Muyan's hand, frowned in disgust and said, "I don't want to wear it."

"Master just promised clearly. Once a man says something, it's hard to follow. How can Master go back on what he says?"

"I didn't agree. You've been talking to yourself all this time... Well, I promise you as a teacher."

As soon as Yulisheng saw Xu Muyan's aggrieved expression, his heart softened immediately, and he was not willing to refuse another sentence.

He could only let Xu Muyan do anything wrong to him, even for the convenience of Xu Muyan to wear fox ears on him, he even tilted his head.

Xu Muyan put it on Yulisheng happily, then clapped his hands and laughed loudly: "It's so cute! Master! You're so beautiful with fox ears on!"

Yu Lisheng's face was sullen at first, but Xu Muyan couldn't help laughing as he could see that he was smiling so happily.

Then, I saw Xu Muyan pick up the fox's tail and claws.

The smile on his face suddenly disappeared completely.

Yulisheng said with a hint of warning: "Yanyan, are you sure you want to wear this for Teacher?"

"determine."

Xu Muyan blinked his eyes, fearing that Master might be wrong, he quickly explained, "Just tie the tail around your waist."

Yulisheng didn't say anything, it was a tacit agreement.

After Xu Muyan helped him tie up the fox's tail and put on his claws.

Xu Muyan smiled and said: "Master, run first, remember, you must run while shouting for help."

Seeing Xu Muyan's high spirits, Yulisheng couldn't bear to be disappointed, so she just nodded.

He got up and ran to the depths of the forest. While running, he shouted in a very blunt tone: "Help, help!"

"Stop! Wait!"

Xu Muyan quickly stopped, and chased after him to correct him, "Master, this tone is wrong, it should be louder, more pitiful!"

"I do not know."

"Oh, it's very simple, come on, I'll teach you!"

Xu Muyan said so, cleared his throat, and shouted pretending to be panicked: "Help, help!"

Yu Lisheng: "..."

"You have to shout like that, Master, what are you afraid of? Here in the wilderness, you can't even see a ghost, so just open your mouth and shout!"

Yu Lisheng: "..."

"Okay, I'll count three two one, master run!"

Before Xu Muyan finished speaking, his eyes flashed, and when he realized it again, the master had disappeared.

He let out a "fuck" and thought to himself, Master is running so fast.

Quickly holding the sword in one hand and the talisman in the other, he chased after him.

Without chasing too far, Xu Muyan caught up with Yulisheng.

According to the previous discussion, Yu Lisheng had to pretend to be arrested.

At this moment, he was also lying on the grass quite cooperatively, with his hands clasped together to tie Xu Muyan.

Xu Muyan took out the rope, put his left knee on Yulisheng's chest, tied him up firmly, then got up, pointed his sword at Yulisheng's face with a righteous face.

"Stay! You bold wild fox! How dare you go down the mountain to seduce a woman from a good family? Let's see how Xiaodao punishes you today!"

then……

Silence, a long silence.

Yu Lisheng didn't say a word, quietly watching Xu Muyan put on a show.

Xu Muyan couldn't continue acting, stomped his feet and said angrily: "Master! You talk, but if you don't talk, how will this plot develop?"

"say what?"

"If you beg for mercy, won't you say it?"

"Teaching is needed."

After hearing this, Xu Muyan said with a full face of hatred: "Master, six years have passed, why haven't you made any progress? Forget it, let me teach you!"

Afterwards, he lay down smoothly and performed with great emotion.He yelled indiscriminately: "Prince Taoist, please forgive me! I'm a fox, I didn't hurt anyone!"

"The fox doesn't know, it's none of the fox's business!"

"Don't kill the fox, don't kill the fox!"

Yu Lisheng: "..."

He was depressed. Since Xu Muyan acted so similarly, he might as well play the fox himself.

Whatever you want to pretend to be a Taoist priest, let him pretend to be Lao Shizi's wild fox, Yu Lisheng really can't learn it, and he can't learn it.