Sand sculpture apprentice dressed as black heart lotus

The couple stood aside and explained in embarrassment that they did not treat Xiao Jiu harshly, but the child is too smart and has a good memory, and he always remembers his father.

Xu Muyan could tell that although Xiao Jiu was wearing coarse clothes, he was very clean and had a chubby face after eating, so he thanked her many times.

Because he was reluctant to leave Xiao Jiu again, Xu Muyan had no choice but to take him with him.

With Xiao Jiu's company, this day is not so difficult.

Xu Muyan found a barren hill, built a bamboo house with his own hands, and made some unremarkable furniture.

In any case, there is also a shelter from the wind and rain.

Because this barren mountain didn't have a name, and there were few people living within a hundred miles, and it was closer to the south, Xu Muyan gave this mountain an indecent name, Yannan Mountain.

There is a poem written like this, the wood falls to the south, and the north wind is cold on the river.

I hope that one day, Master can fly back like a wild goose.

Xu Muyan is very melancholy about money recently. He can be willing to degenerate, he can eat and die, but Xiaojiu can't.

Xiaojiu is still young, she needs to eat, drink, and sleep well, but how can she not spend money on basic necessities?

Can't go out and grab it?

After all, he is an "ordinary person" now, living incognito, so he can't act too high-profile.

I don't know how many people in the world want his head.

Xu Muyan searched his brains and didn't know what specialties he had.

After thinking about it, it seems that his face is okay, but he still has a moral bottom line, and he will never do that kind of business.

It's not good to kneel on the street and beg for food, it's too embarrassing and shameful.

So he took Xiao Jiu to perform the relatively difficult talents of breaking a boulder on the chest, probing the oil pan with an iron hand, and piercing the throat with a long sword in the world.

The money he got can barely support his family, so Xu Muyan is trying to do a favor now.

As long as I get busy and live a fulfilling life, I won't think about Master anymore.

No matter who is missing in this world, the sun will rise in the east and set in the west. Xu Muyan did not believe that after losing his master, he would not be able to live.

Xiaojiu is clever, but she is very naughty, and she always likes to imitate Xu Muyan's every move.

When he was more than three years old, he knew how to beat gongs and drums, and yelled to beg rewards from the onlookers.

When she was four years old, Xiao Jiu was "learned as a teacher". She straightened out her small chest and wanted to perform boulders on her chest on the street.

Xu Muyan saw the brat's posture, and felt that it would be impossible to continue like this, and it would delay the child's future.

I had to change my profession, but fortunately Xu Muyan used to be a cultivator.

Although it is not easy for him to take random shots and reveal spells, it is still possible to touch the bones and tell fortunes.

The tongue is also sharp, talking about people when seeing people, talking nonsense when seeing ghosts.It's not all a scam.

If he really met a big grievance with a blackened Yintang, Xu Muyan would pretend to be profound and ask: "The benefactor of the poor Taoist temple has a blackened Yintang. I wonder if the benefactor has encountered any strange things recently?"

The man said: "Strange thing? That's true. A classmate of mine has been dead for more than two years. As a result, my sister-in-law was not feeling well a few days ago. The doctor came to check the pulse. Guess what? It's there!"

After hearing this, Xu Muyan asked, "Other than that?"

"Besides..." the man blushed and said mysteriously, "When I wake up every morning, there are... just some marks on my body... and I am very tired. The doctor said that I have lost both energy and blood." , let me stop my intercourse... But my family background is clean, and I haven't married yet, let alone go out to find women, my father will interrupt my dog ​​legs!"

Xu Muyan said: "That's because the ghost of your classmate and friend got on your body, and then acted with your sister-in-law. People and ghosts have different ways, and ghosts will suck your yang energy, so naturally they will lose both qi and blood."

The man was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he hurriedly said: "Then what should I do? The priest wants to save me!"

"200 taels of gold." Xu Muyan opened his mouth loudly.

"Why don't you go grab it? Look at me, I look like someone who can take out 200 taels of gold?"

After hearing this, Xu Muyan also felt that he was somewhat abrupt just now, so he said, "You can also bargain, just tell me a price, and I'll listen."

"Really? If the price I mentioned, the Taoist priest is not satisfied, what should I do?"

Xu Muyan: "Just say it, say it boldly, the poor are people who practice the Tao, and treat money like dung."

"..." The man listened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Then... 20 taels of silver?"

Xu Muyan: "Deal!"

For Xu Muyan, dealing with little monsters was as easy as pie.

Catching ghosts is just his side job, and setting up a fortune-telling stall is his main job.

But not long after, Xiao Jiu learned to tell fortunes by touching bones.

At such a young age, he was quite good at putting on airs. He touched the little girl's hand, shook his head and said, "Young girl has a delicate bone, she is a good material for martial arts..."

Xu Muyan wanted to kick this brat to death.

But he has always advocated quality education, don't panic when things happen, and reason with the children. If you really don't listen, he hangs Xiaojiu from a tree to reflect.

Anyway, he will never teach Xiao Jiu shamelessly like Master disciplined him back then.

Xu Muyan thought about it, Xiao Jiu was also seven years old, and if he was always cheating and abducting with him, he really had no future.

Xiao Jiu should be allowed to study in a school and practice calligraphy.

Xu Muyan didn't have much ink in his stomach, and he didn't bother to teach, for fear of making his heart angry.

He simply threw Xiao Jiu into the school to study. In order to create a good environment for the child, Xu Muyan brought Xiao Jiu to live in the world, and even worked two jobs a day.

During the day, he is a little Taoist priest on the street who touches bones to tell fortunes and marriages, and at night he works part-time to catch ghosts.

She also has to take care of Xiao Jiu's basic necessities of life, being both a father and a mother.

Not long after, Xiao Jiu came back from the school and asked Xu Muyan a question that children all over the world would ask.

That is, how he got here.

Xu Muyan didn't even think about it, and said casually: "You were originally a fruit, but when Daddy passed under the tree, he heard a slap, and the fruit hit my head, and that's how you came into being."

After hearing this, Xiao Jiu first showed a terrified expression, and then said with a slumped face, "Daddy, do I look like a fool?"

"It's not like, my son is the smartest, he is very clever, he is not stupid at all." Xu Muyan looked at his nose, his nose and his heart, and said solemnly, "Who dares to say that my Xiaojiu is stupid, whose head will be screwed off by daddy? Kick."

"Then why does daddy want to lie to me like a child?"

Xu Muyan wondered, "You're just a child."

"But Xiaojiu is no longer a three-year-old child. I am seven years old this year." Xiaojiu said seriously, "Let's be honest, Daddy, mother, don't you want Daddy?"

Because Xu Muyan was worried that Master's past actions would leave a shadow on Xiao Jiu's childhood, he erased the memory of Master.

Xiao Jiu doesn't remember Yu Lisheng anymore.

After hearing this, Xu Muyan asked twitchingly, "Who told you that? Your father and I are so handsome and personable, which girl is not confused when she sees me? How could she be willing to abandon me?"

Xiao Jiu showed a very confident expression and said: "Daddy also has a thick skin. He is used to being glib and deceitful. He is useless except for his face."

Xu Muyan: "..."

"Aniang must have disliked my father for being poor and not doing a good job, that's why she ran away from home, didn't she?"

Xu Muyan: "..." Can he say that?

Xiao Jiu is really only seven years old?How do you know so much?

What did the school teach every day, Xu Muyan felt like sending a child to the wolf's mouth.

In order to restore his image, Xu Muyan cleared his throat and was about to explain.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Jiu took the initiative to hold Xu Muyan's hand, and said seriously: "But in Xiao Jiu's heart, Daddy is the best dad in the world, and I like Daddy the most!"

"..."

All right, finally, the brat was not in vain, which gave Xu Muyan a little comfort.

As a result, Xiao Jiu's next sentence almost made Xu Muyan bite off his tongue.

"Father, where is there no grass in the world, can you find me a stepmother? I think Wang Fugui's mother is not bad."

"Wang...Who is Wang Fugui?"

"My classmate, his father died early, and his mother worked hard to bring him up alone. He told me that his mother was beautiful, and what else... the most handsome widow in a hundred miles around."

Xu Muyan: "..."

"Daddy, it doesn't matter if you like it or not, just marry a wife and a good man, just find someone who treats you well and treats me well."

Xu Muyan: "..."

It seems that this school can't let children go to it. What is it teaching?

In fact, it's not the fault of the Shushu School. The main reason is that Xiao Jiu has been clever since he was a child, and he is also mature beyond his peers.

It often caused Xu Muyan a headache, not knowing how to reject the child's "good intentions".

"Does Daddy dislike the little widow?" Xiao Jiu asked again, "Or, Daddy doesn't like women? He likes men?"

"..."

"You child, what nonsense are you talking about?! What nonsense? Who taught you this? If you do this again, Daddy will be really angry!"

Xu Muyan seldom gets angry. Hearing the word "little widow" suddenly brings back memories.

Huo Ran got up, took a deep breath and said: "Your mother is not a person who hates the poor and loves the rich! He is very good, very good, but because of some important things, he left us temporarily, but he will definitely come back! "

"But, in A Niang's heart, is there anything more important in this world than being with Daddy and Xiaojiu?"

Xiao Jiu was full of doubts, not understanding why other people had fathers and mothers, but he had only one father.

Xu Mu was speechless, not knowing how to explain this question.

Xiao Jiu was only over one year old when the master fell, and now she is over seven years old.

Six years passed quickly, and he hadn't gone back to visit the Bodhi tree for six years.

I don't know how the bodhi tree is doing now.

Seeing that Xu Muyan's expression was not right, Xiao Jiu hurried forward and took his hand. When Xu Muyan looked down at him, Xiao Jiu said, "I'm sorry, Daddy, I was wrong, and I will never say such things again."