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Pang Shuai has never taken a shower since he accompanied his mother here to see a doctor. Every day when he wakes up, he just stands in front of the hospital faucet to brush his teeth. Fortunately, his hair is short, otherwise he could fry eggs by now.At this time, Shuai Pang was standing at the door of the bathroom, wearing a pair of big yellow leaf pants, with half a cigarette in his mouth, caressing his belly casually.

When Citi looked back, he had already guessed in his heart that it was him, but he never expected that he wore so little clothes, and he really regarded this place as his own home. Not all the people living on this floor are men, and some of them are elderly My dear old lady, if you see this, you might be frightened.

Citi pouted and ignored him, turned her head and continued to wash clothes.

"Oh..." Pang Shuai saw that Citi didn't pay attention to him, so he could only walk into the bathroom pretending not to care, stretched his waist and said, "I haven't showered for a long time, do you pay for showering here?"

Citi snorted: "You don't know how to read it yourself?"

"That said, who knows what the rules are here? What if there is a fee?" Shuai Pang laughed and walked towards Citigroup.

"No money." Gao Jun interrupted suddenly, and said to Pang Shuai: "We don't charge for bathing here, as long as you are a resident here, the water fee is charged according to the head, ten yuan per person per month money."

Pang Shuai glanced at Gao Jun: "It's quite cheap."

"No." Gao Jun smiled openly, then gave up his position and said, "I'm almost finished washing, you can come to my place to wash."

Pang Shuai looked at him expressionlessly: "Thank you."

"Why are you being polite, Citi and I are neighbors and good friends, and his friends are my friends." Gao Jun stepped aside and stood aside with a towel to wipe his body.

Pang Shuai smiled politely, bent down and took off the big yellow leaf pants, threw them on the heating pipe at the side, and then stood in Gao Jun's position and pointed at his body. After his hair was wet, Pang Shuai felt comfortable He snorted and said, "Hua Puppy, give me a bath."

"Wait." Citi lowered her head and concentrated on washing the two pairs of socks in the basin. One of the gray pairs belonged to Pang Shuai. It had to be said that it hadn't been washed for several days, and the smell was indeed a bit off.

Pang Shuai glanced secretly at Citi, who was not talking, and rubbed his head sullenly.

Gao Jun glanced left and right, and hurriedly answered, "Well... Citi is busy doing laundry, how about I scrub it for you? I have also learned how to scrub."

Pang Shuai's face suddenly dropped, but before he could speak, Citi hurriedly said: "Okay, you can't take care of him, there are too many things to do."

Hearing this, Shuai Pang smiled, showing his white teeth, and said, "Thank you buddy, I have a lot of things to do, only Hua Xiaogou can bear me."

Gao Jun is not a fool, nor is he blind. Pang Shuai is reluctant. If Citi hadn't added a sentence, maybe what the consequences would be. The relationship is still looking for trouble on his own.

Gao Jun smiled awkwardly: "Okay, you are busy, I'll go back first." Gao Jun put on his clothes before drying himself, and quickly left the bathroom with a basin in his hand.

As soon as Gao Jun left, Pang Shuai said, "Fuck, who is this person? The first time we meet, you want to give me a bath?" Pang Shuai looked sideways at Citi, and said, "Is this person also a pervert? Bar?"

Citi frowned, put down the socks in his hands and shook off the foam on his hands, and said, "Yeah, another pervert who likes men."

"Oh...you are overthinking, aren't you?" Pang Shuai said with a playful smile, "I just said it so casually, and I didn't say that you are a pervert. As for listening to me?"

Citi turned her head and bared her teeth stiffly: "Hey."

Pang Shuai winked and said: "Hey dick, why are your teeth so yellow?"

"Stop talking, if I was Yahuang Zhuangyao, I would have told me." Hua Qi washed Pang Shuai's socks and put them on the chair beside him, and said with distaste: "But you, how long have you worn the socks? They smell so bad. "

"Three or four days, right? Anyway, I've been wearing it since our house came here, and I guess it will stand still after wearing it for a few more days." Pang Shuai laughed at himself.

Citi didn't answer the call, but picked up the basin and poured the sewage on the bathroom floor.

"Are you finished washing?"

"Ah."

"Then give me a bath, my body is itching to death." Shuai Pang twisted his body while talking, and the root under his body also swayed twice with the movement.

Citi naturally saw it, but he also pretended to be nonchalant and said, "Rinse for a while, otherwise there will be no mud. I will go back to the house to get a bath towel."

"Then hurry up, what if that pervert comes back again?" Pang Shuai deliberately hugged his shoulders, pretending to be scared and said.

Citi nodded meaningfully: "That's right, my friend has his eyes on you." After finishing speaking, Citi ran out of the bathroom, only to hear Shuai Pang cursing from the bathroom behind him: "Fuck, flower! Wait for me, puppy."

Although Pang Shuai is down and out, he is still the same as before. No matter how dirty his clothes are, his body is still the same as before, without any mud. Citi rubbed him for 10 minutes, from the front to the back , from the neck to the soles of the feet, there is only a place, but Citi deliberately bypassed it. It's not that he was embarrassed to rub it, but that Pang Shuai's place was hard from the beginning. In Pang Shuai's words, brother I haven't done it for half a month, and I'm in a panic.

After taking a bath, Citi left the bathroom, leaving Pang Shuai alone in the pale little airplane.

This busy work was over in the morning. After tidying up briefly, Citi took the bag of steamed stuffed buns on the window sill and went out. Before leaving, he left the house keys to Pang Shuai.

It has been 20 days since Citi came to this small bathhouse, and it will be the day of salary payment after one more week. The boss here has nothing to say to Citi, as good as his own brother, but most of the reason is Citi's sweet mouth , And quite capable of doing things, fooling the boss so hard that he couldn't find the southeast, northwest, and compliments from time to time, the kid from Citigroup has a good heart, and it makes people feel comfortable to look at.

Before leaving get off work that day, the boss came to Citi with a big carp weighing more than three catties, saying that it was sent by his brother-in-law, and allocated an extra carp, so he simply asked Citi to take it home and stew it.

Citi rejected it several times left and right, but he couldn't resist it and had to accept it.

After Citi got off work with the fish, he stopped by the vegetable market on the way, bought some seasonings and went home.

"Citigroup..."

Just as Citi was about to go upstairs, Gao Jun ran over from a Liangpi stall downstairs, grabbed Citi by the arm and said, "Why did you come back?"

Citi wondered, "I just got off work, what's wrong?"

"Oh, your house has been turned upside down. Just half an hour ago, I was sleeping with the head of the house. I was suddenly woken up. I hurried out to have a look. Good guy, your man is fighting with that man Wake up, that guy is really fierce." The more Gao Jun said, the more evil he became.

Citi was startled: "True or not? I'll go back and have a look."

"Really, you should hurry back and have a look, this guy, the two men fought hard to grab you, you are really attractive." Gao Jun envied.

"Stop farting." Citi ran upstairs with a big carp in his hand.

Hua Qi trotted into the house, just stepped into the door with his left foot, Hua Qi was stunned by the scene in front of him, Zhuang Yao and Pang Shuai were setting up a square table, facing backgammon.

"Hey, you're playing tricks." Zhuang Yao roared angrily.

"Stop talking, that's the way I should go." Pang Shuai picked up one of Zhuang Yao's chess pieces and said, "I'll accept it bluntly."

Zhuang Yao's face darkened, and when he was about to teach Pang Shuai a lesson, he saw the Citigroup at the door, and then his face brightened, "My wife is back from get off work."

Pang Shuai turned his head and said with a smile, "Hua Puppy gets off work very early."

Citi stood at the door, neither entering nor exiting, so stiff that he couldn't squeeze out a smile.

"Hua Xiaogou, you came back just in time. Let me tell you, your Zhuang Yao is too fucked up. If you can't play with me, you will steal. Is there such a thing?" Shuai Pang cast a disgusted look at Zhuang Yao.

"Fart, when did I steal a piece?" Zhuang Yao retorted: "Daughter-in-law, let me tell you, Shuai Pang will play around and change the position of the chess piece while I am not paying attention."

The corners of Citi's mouth twitched a few times, and after taking off his shoes at the door, he entered the room and said, "I heard you two had a fight?"

"No way." Pang Shuai laughed and said, "Zhuang Yao got off work early today, and he's fine when he comes back. The two of us just wanted to find something to do. Why don't we play backgammon?"

Citi looked at Zhuang Yao again in doubt.

Zhuang Yao hurriedly said: "I think I have nothing to do, let's play with children."

Citi finally believed this time, and he was relieved.

"Hey, did you buy fish?" Shuai Pang said when he saw the big carp weighing more than three catties in Citi's hand.

Citi smiled while holding the fish, "The boss gave it to me without spending any money."

"Your boss is so rich." Pang Shuai joked.

Citi curled her lips: "No matter how rich you are, you are not as rich as you. When I was in Wuxing, you gave me a Tudor watch."

As soon as he mentioned the watch, Zhuang Yao said, "Hey, why haven't I seen you wear it before?"

Citi laughed and said, "I'm hiding it, and I'll sell it when I run out of money later."

Pang Shuai was not very happy and said, "Is that why you sold what I gave you?"

Citi grinned: "That's what I said, I haven't sold it for money yet." Citi walked to the stove, put the fish on the cutting board and said, "I went to the vegetable market on the way back. , I bought some cold dishes and I’m making a fish, can I just eat these at night?”

"Okay." Zhuang Yao and Pang Shuai said almost in unison, and after they finished speaking, they looked at each other and smiled slightly.

"Okay, I'll start cooking now." Citi took off her white short sleeves, and began to work in front of the stove shirtless.

At this time, Pang Shuai suddenly said: "Hua Xiaogou, let's eat braised fish. I like braised carp since I was a child."

Hua Qi turned around when he heard the sound, and before he could speak, Zhuang Yao said repeatedly: "The braised sauce is too bad, but the sweet and sour one is better. I have always loved sweet and sour food."

"Sweet and sour is too sweet. If you eat too much, you will be prone to diabetes." Pang Shuai glared at Zhuang Yao, turned his head and smiled at Citi, "Let's eat braised ones."

"What braised in soy sauce, I eat sweet and sour ones." Zhuang Yao said angrily, "Are you my wife or his wife? If you are my wife, just listen to me."

Citi opened his mouth, and a sentence stuck in his throat.

Pang Shuai snorted coldly: "When you enter the door, you are a guest. If you have to accommodate the guests, you can cook them in red."

Zhuang Yao said impatiently: "Fuck, it's the first time I've seen such a large number of guests."

The author has something to say: stare... I'm not a shepherd boy, cry...

This time I promise to update daily, because this week will end, hahahaha!

Yoshi, I have to work hard to proofread, and try to open the customization on the day it is finished.

Yoshi, see you tomorrow...

PS: Thanks to the two mines from the TWO judge.