[Comprehensive] Fate holy fool

At eight o'clock in the morning, the teaching building.

The situation is very bad.

To be precise, Rin Tohsaka's personal situation is very bad.

Since a few minutes ago, she has been wandering around the bathroom (♂) with a strange expression, casting a "wisdom gaze.Anyway, it's too lethal to make such a move based on her appearance, Gao Yue can't help but suspect that there are several little brothers who are distracted and forget to zip up when they leave the toilet.

"Rin, classmate Leo has just entered the summoning room, and it will be your turn when he comes out."

Seeing the hour hand passing by every minute and every second, Gao Yue couldn't help reminding her, "Don't you get ready first?"

"I-I know!"

Rin flicked his long hair reluctantly, but still glanced towards the door uncontrollably from the corner of his eye, without moving his footsteps.

"...Rin, are you angry?"

"Oh, what are you talking about, Fukamachi-san."

To Satsuki's probing question, Tohsaka Rin raised his eyebrows indifferently, and a gentle smile that had never been seen before slowly appeared on his face, which was therefore even more strange.

"Why should I be angry? Even if Emiya-san is a layman who knows nothing about the Holy Grail War and single-draws the top Saber, even if Hakuno-san gets into the preliminaries with his face but has no sense of competition, and even runs to help the enemy innocently." , even if you collect things like a fool and it turns out to be a high holy relic, I don't have to be angry at your stupidity and good luck at all?"

...is angry.

And he was so angry that he lost his mind, and even started to read the old account of the neighbor's family last year.

Although she doesn't quite understand the reason for her anger, Satsuki judged based on experience that it is better not to contradict Tohsaka Rin in this state.

(Speaking of which...the so-called "holy relic" is indeed a high-end product, and its appearance is not ordinary. Can this really summon a heroic spirit stronger than a giant?)

As she was thinking this way, she unconsciously cast her eyes on the thing surrounded by her arms—it was a long knife with a simple shape and a smooth arc, and the plain blue-gray rosary beads were stacked one after another, as light and graceful as a cloud of smoke The ground lingers on the Yubai blade.Even ordinary people without spiritual power can feel the clear and solemn divinity from it.

Things have to start with this long knife——

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10 minutes ago, the main entrance.

"...Hateful, so hateful...that young master who doesn't understand the sufferings of the people, I must give him a good look this time..."

Even though Leo's shiny blond hair and smile were far behind him, Rin was still furious. When he stepped on the stairs, he walked like flying, with sparks and lightning all the way, and even forgot to put back his usual easy-going top student mask.

What's more, every time she passes by other students in the corridor, she will look at them with a sharp gaze like an appraisal, and then give each opponent who looks very tough/European/very impressive glare.If there was a magic eye in the blood of the Tohsaka family, half of the contestants would have been petrified by now.

"..."

As for Satsuki, since she entered school, she has almost never stepped out of the campus of the Modern Magic Department (for the remote location, refer to Beijing's Seventh Ring Road). She is inevitably full of curiosity about the new map, and often disappears without waiting for Rin's reaction.Fortunately, she was born with a harmless expression. Although she ran here and there to tease her from time to time, and looked at her from time to time, she didn't cause a commotion during the period, but it only deepened Rin's forehead lines.

"Rin, is that the 'prince' mentioned in the book? Just now I saw that she turned a Japanese sword into a fox. The reason is unknown, and I am very interested. By the way, why do Japanese maidens wear red and white? She It's like a Poke Ball."

"Oh, those are the 'god judges' of Enzangshan Inari Shrine. They have passed down the swords of Inari Myojin for generations. They seem to be called Foxballs. By the way, you are the only one in Japan who can say that shrine maidens wear Like a Pokeball."

"Rin, there are a lot of people over there with Japanese knives, kitchen knives, utility knives, and Qinglong Yanyue knives. Do they all want to be god judges?"

"Hmm... It's really a bit strange. It doesn't look like a catalyst. It's probably a new type of metaphysics. By the way, the God Judge doesn't use the Qinglong Yanyue Saber."

"Rin, Rin, Akutagawa-senpai walked over there just now, I greeted him and asked him if he would like to meet Dazai-sensei after the end, but he ignored me. Is he okay, is he nervous? I'm a little worried .”

"Don't worry, he's very normal, and I wouldn't want to talk to you if it's different. And don't go to your mentor with him later, you'll be kicked by a horse and blow your head off."

"cold……"

"Shutup. Satsuki, your attributes are too strange. You are obviously a facial paralysis. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

"Rin, I don't understand what's so strange. I need words because I can't express my feelings with my facial muscles. It's very reasonable, isn't it?"

Gaoyue sincerely confessed with a dull face - it sounded unbelievable at all.

……

It was nearly eight o'clock, and more than a hundred contestants arrived one after another, and the waiting crowd gradually gathered in the hall on the top floor where the summoning room was located.The reflection of the blade that flashed past from time to time before was quickly submerged, and among the crowds, greetings, talking and laughing, and mocking sarcasm in different tones—the latter mainly came from Shinji Matou—continued like a tide There are endless waves.

In the midst of this lively noise, Satsuki found a corner by the window and stood still, looking around with rare hot eyes.

People, people, people.

Wherever you look, there are waves of people everywhere, a vast ocean of people.

Among them are innocent and pitiful young girls, as well as young men with sharp eyes and calm demeanor, who can be seen to have extraordinary experience at a glance, and there are even some young children who look like elementary school students running among them.Some people are well-dressed, with ornaments that symbolize prominent family backgrounds shining on their chests or knuckles; some are so plain that they have nothing to do with the fantasy profession of "magician". ...By the way, isn't that Atsushi Nakajima?

White-haired and golden-eyed, only seen in photos, not surprising, and a little too detailed for a teenager.

The figure is also thinner than imagined, and he is clearly in the forefront among the contestants, but the young man's posture and expression are weak and shy, without any momentum at all, which is in line with Dazai's mouth, "Oh, from the first impression, it is so ordinary. irreparable" evaluation.

It is also Qi Liuhai Tongyan, his style is too different from Lei Ou's.

...However, this cannot be entirely blamed on Nakajima-kun himself for being useless.

Anyone who is looked down upon by a strong man with a height of eight feet and a six-pack abs, must not look too natural.What's more, this strong man has an asura-like hideous face, his voice is as thick as thunder, and he is trying to stretch his giant palm like a cattail leaf fan to the boy's shoulder——

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"

——Maybe he didn't have any malicious intentions, but just that dignified appearance and exaggerated demeanor and tone were enough to constitute a chilling deterrent factor.

For some reason, the scene in front of her reminded Satsuki of the scene where the protection fees were collected by the Mori Town Committee of Discipline.

"Yes, yes! What's the matter with you..."

And Atsushi Nakajima, like an innocent peddler who encountered a ground snake (sparrow?), his knees were weak and his face was livid, and he finally managed to squeeze out words from his trembling teeth.

"Hahaha, I'm really ashamed to say it!"

As soon as he asked this question, the strong man immediately grinned the corners of his mouth as if he was in the middle of his chest, and then puffed out his naked chest, bursting out from his dantian with a loud and vigorous laughter like a barbell:

"Xiaosheng, as the OB of our school, came back to observe the Holy Grail War as a guest and cheerleader after a long absence, and lost his way in this familiar place!! Although he wanted to ask someone for directions, but the young Master is very wary now, so he came here as a last resort Disturbing a kind-hearted little brother like you—”

"—How, do you know where the toilet in this building is?! Where is the Toilet! Xiaosheng can't help it!!"

"………………what?"

...Well, that does require a "huh?"

It stands to reason that there should be violent complaints like a storm here, but Satsuki has never understood what a joke is, and Nakajima-kun himself is on the verge of collapse under the heavy pressure, completely losing the strength to complain.

And the most important thing is, judging by his bewildered expression, he doesn't seem to know Where is the Toilet.

"..."

Completely forgetting Rin's advice of "don't talk to strangers", Satsuki, who witnessed everything, left the place, straightly and without hesitation, took steps towards the two people who were frozen in the awkward frame.

——Contrary to Kirei who harbored a twisted heart, during the time Satsuki was under the care of the church, he not only respected the deceased "Grandfather Risei", but also absorbed every bit of his lifelong piety and integrity.

Give a helping hand to those who are in trouble, and guide the lost lambs.

For the clergy, this is as natural as prayer.

Even if the lamb is as strong as a yak, and his lost destination is only pointing to a mere men's toilet.

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Time back to the present.

"So! So! Say! Why!! You just point someone to a toilet, and you can get this level of holy relic in return?!"

"Because the gentleman looking for the toilet is not only the senior of the school, but also a monk who has traveled all over the world. He happened to know that I was troubled by the inability to buy holy relics. In order to repay the kindness of pointing me astray, he offered to lend me his collection of Buddhist relics. Famous knife. The cause and effect are clear and logical, is there any problem?"

"It suits your size! I've never heard of such a good thing without capital and huge profits... No, even if I heard about it, I can't accept it!!"

With a bang, the floor moaned under Rin's stomping feet filled with grief and indignation.

"???"

On the other hand, Satsuki, who is the person involved, was just as usual, feeling incomprehensible to Rin's words and deeds from the bottom of her heart, and tilted her head without the slightest expression.

—All in all, things are very simple.

The Taoist monk who calls himself "Watteng Moji" seems to be a bold and forthright man who is as magnanimous as he looks.At first, Rin was skeptical about the authenticity of the long sword, but after being appraised by Inari Priestess, it is absolutely true that it is the treasure "Shuzhumaru Koji", one of the "Five Swords of the World", owned by Master Nichiren in the past. The holy relic is grade A+, and it belongs to the rare and the best that the rich may not be able to get.

Afterwards, Rin emptied his soul, murmured about "profit without capital" and "shit luck" and squatted at the door of the toilet.Satsuki really wanted to tell her that even if she stayed there, she would only end up being human, but her intuition showed that she might hang up if she said this now, so she reserved her mouth shut.

Although she can't read the air, she is still very sensitive to the death flag.

Regarding this generous gift that fell from the sky, Satsuki was not completely unimpressed, but she was also not interested in thinking too complicatedly.Why this famous knife fell into the hands of a muscular monk of unknown origin, why the monk lent it to himself, and what he meant by "I hope you can see the way forward" at the time, all of these are irrelevant.

The most important thing is that with this sword, a powerful Servant can be summoned, which can be used for Rin and Sakura who have devoted themselves to the Holy Grail War.

(By the way, Sakura...)

For some reason, the industrious girl who usually woke up the earliest among the three did not show up today.

Although she called early in the morning and said "I will be late, Fukamachi-senpai, please don't worry"... From below Rin Tosaka, Satsuki watched the high-ranking Masters file in one by one, and Sakura's number was imminent. No matter how you say it, you can't just sit idly by.

"That's right, that's it! There are too many loopholes in Hoi Qunhara's scoring system, and it can't reflect the true talent of me, Matou's heir. Really, I would like to complain to the principal once in a while..."

On the other hand, contrary to Sakura's unexcused absence, Matou Shinji's chin was three points higher than usual, and he was literally domineering through the crowd.

...No, it's fine as usual.

At this moment and here, as a weak chicken Master who barely managed to squeeze into the 138th place by means of a written test and basically has no actual combat ability, this kind of flamboyant posture will only make people feel that he can't figure out his own weight, which is so ridiculous that it is a bit suspicious.

(Well, suspicious.)

Without a second of hesitation, Satsuki mixed into the crowd with this suspicion, quietly approached from behind Shen Er, and then——

"Good morning Matou-kun. Sakura hasn't come yet, do you know what happened?"

——as if kicking a can, he kicked him to the ground as if nothing had happened.

"So you're waiting for me to show off this time, Guwah?!"

Caught off guard, Shinji made a strange hoarse sound like a frog being trampled, made an arc in the air like a bouncing frog, and then jumped up with his frog-like eyes.

"Fukamachi, what are you doing all of a sudden?!"

"As long as there is something abnormal about Sakura, I think it's always right to beat Matou-kun first."

Gao Yue didn't even move her eyelashes, her eyes were as bright and sincere as a mirror, "This is the conclusion of experience, is there a problem?"

"What do you... take me for..."

Probably feeling the silent pressure from that iron face, Matou Shinji swallowed his saliva forcefully, and straightened his back brazenly.

"I, I didn't do anything. That guy Sakura is clumsy, maybe he overslept. Speaking of Fukamachi, I am the Master who will win the battle, master the Holy Grail, and reach the top of the school. You What's the matter with such an attitude? Since we've known each other for so long, I can still let you go by apologizing now."

"………………Yeah."

After pondering for a while, Satsuki clasped her hands infinitely solemnly and took a step back, facing Shen Er and bowed her head deeply.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Jiantong, I blamed you wrongly. I shouldn't suspect that you have a conspiracy."

"Yes, is that so? It's good to understand, you guys occasionally—"

"The reason why Matou-kun is confident is not because there is any shady plot or conspiracy, but because you are really mentally retarded. I am very sorry to disturb your dreams, Sakura, I will find it myself, you can continue."

"you……!!"

Shen Er's eyes were wide open, his mouth kept opening and closing like a fish deprived of oxygen, and even his face moved closer to his iconic blue hair.

"...? Is there anything else?"

In terms of sarcasm eloquence alone, Satsuki is more than a dimension behind Tohsaka Rin.And the mystery of her ability to make people speechless in a verbal dispute and achieve a fatal blow is that she never thought of mocking anyone.

After all, she only inherited Father Rizheng's [piety] and [uprightness], and she didn't learn any other worldly tact and social rhetoric.

As a result, Satsuki grew up to be a person who neither hides nor embellishes, and who speaks the truth like a nonsense.

...that's why she has no friends.

Shen Er has been familiar with Satsuki's nature for many years, and of course she is very clear that every word at this moment comes from her heart - she really thinks Matou Shen Er is an idiot.

This Shen Er-kun can't bear it!

Shinji-kun is angry!

The angry Shinji-kun decides to fight back!He can't be ky's slave all his life! !

However, just before Shen Er searched his guts to find out the lines to retaliate, Gao Yue suddenly took a step with a straight face, stood still, turned around, raised his legs high, and kicked him out mercilessly again.

"Gahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

The force of this flying kick was extraordinary, and Shen Er immediately rolled and hit the wall like a top, the air was squeezed out from his lungs, and there was a sound like a leaking lifebuoy.

"Fukacho...why...you're not finished yet..."

While cursing, Shinji struggled to raise his head.

Then——his consciousness, blurred by the shock, froze.

In terms of Shen Er's adaptability, it may take a long time to understand and accept the picture in front of him.

"…………ah……"

"Failed...what to do. Mother, you will be angry..."

In bright sunlight.

In the noisy and peaceful background sound of the venue.

A girl with blood-red eyes and an empty and intoxicated smile on her face was swinging a hatchet at the position where Shen Er was standing a second ago.

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Xiaoyue's lucky value is a mystery (putting palms together.

The one with Xiaohuwan is Aunt Ou, and there will be other aunts in the future www www want to see any knife can tell me

·With the picture of Woto Moji, people who have played FECCC will feel very, very kind. If you don’t play, just treat him as an uncle passing by to give away equipment.Although it looks like a funny character, it is actually a great monk, so it is not surprising (probably) to hold Shuzhuwan. Of course, the sword man with the best compatibility should be Kakaka.