[Comprehensive] Fate holy fool

At noon, "base".

On this day of spring and scenery, the double cherry blossoms covering the houses are in bloom, and they bloom particularly brightly against the blue sky as the background color.Amidst the faint fragrance, the slightly intoxicating sweet wind passed over the window lattice.

Located at the corner of Suiqunyuan Campus, it is a simple three-story Japanese-style building.Among them, the third floor is the working place of the graduate association "Armed Detective Agency", the second floor is the staff dormitory, and a fancy plaque with the words "Welcome to Einzbern Cafe!" is hung at the entrance of the ground floor. It looks a little funny against the strong retro atmosphere around it.

Suiqunyuan occupies a vast area, not only dotted with a wide variety of teaching and research sites, but also all kinds of living facilities are readily available, almost comparable to a miniature town.This coffee shop is also one of them. It is said that Mrs. Irisviel von Einzbern of the school council funded the construction. It has a history of more than ten years, and the current store manager is her only direct disciple Fujimura. big river.

In this coffee shop, a passionate courtship scene is being played out.

……

"Oh~ beautiful person! Your eyes are like the bright stars in the sky. Compared with your charming smile, even the cherry blossoms blooming in front of the window will be eclipsed!"

"Well, is that right? Hey hey, thank you for your compliment."

"Oh~ Your straightforward attitude is so dazzling! Then let's cut to the chase, beautiful person, I think I have survived to this day just to die in love with you..."

"Sacrificing for love...that means that two people with good relationship die together?"

Facing the man's sudden and curious proposal, the lovely maid with cherry pink hair braided into a long braid and fair face was not surprised at all, but instead showed a bright smile and answered like this:

"Hmm, this is a headache~ because I'm already dead☆"

"Whoa--this attracts me even more. You talk about life and death with ease and calmness! Then, at least please tell me your name, and I will investigate in detail the possibility of human beings and heroic spirits dying for love!"

"Ah, that's okay ww"

The heroic maid raised her chest cheerfully: "My name is Astolfo, and I am one of the Twelve Warriors of Charlemagne! This Holy Grail War has appeared in the world as a Rider, please give me your advice~"

And then, Rider didn't care about the momentarily silent customers around him, and with a brighter, flowery smile, he loudly uttered an explosive statement that would be extremely fatal to the courting man——Dazai.

"Oh, although I was often called a handsome man during my lifetime, I never thought that I would be praised after my death~ Thank you sir, I am very happy now!"

"……………………Huh."

↑For the time being, Dazai who still thinks he is heterosexual

……

"........."

On the seat near the corner not far away, Akutagawa, dressed in black, coughed repeatedly, holding his forehead with his hand as if feeling dizzy.

"Akutagawa-senpai, Mizu."

Satsuki pushed the teacup in front of him just in time.

"No... I just came to report to Mr. Dazai, and it's time to leave."

Rather, if you stay any longer, your stomach and heart will not be able to bear it.

"Oh, I thought so too."

Wearing overalls—that is, black and white maid outfit + lace headband, Rin passed by with a tray, and raised his eyebrows meaningfully:

"Next, we're going to hold a battle meeting. Let's say we're all our own here, and of course we'll be exchanging Servant information. It's inconvenient in every sense of the word if Akutagawa-kun is present. ...Although, just now, an idiot revealed his real name... ..."

"Ah, that's too much! Is the idiot calling me?"

The girlish Rider scratched his cheeks with a smile, "But I don't deny it. After all, my rationality has evaporated long ago, and I basically can't think about it~"

"…………"

How could there be such a Servant in the world.

——Of course, Rin's so-called "inconvenience" is more than that.

Just now, Satsuki walked across the campus with Atsushi and Dazai who regained consciousness, and returned to the coffee shop that was used as a stronghold.Including Rin, Sakura, and Hakuno Kishinami, several invited Masters have already gathered here.

Facing the unexpected visitor, if everyone was only surprised at Satsuki's disobedience and making allies without authorization at first, then the moment Akutagawa entered the door, the surprise quickly expanded into panic on the verge of collapse.

(Yes, it is the Shura field ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!)

Aside from the only calm and composed Satsuki, everyone present was dumbfounded, and a tsunami-like cry of despair erupted in their hearts.

Although the crisis ended with Atsushi being pushed into the kitchen quickly, Akutagawa didn't seem to pay attention, but as long as he stayed within sight, few people in the audience could speak fluently, let alone anything Brainstorm and formulate a policy.

"Ah, it's Akutagawa-senpai. Please sit down wherever you want."

"Saoyue?!"

——Therefore, when Satsuki handed the menu to Akutagawa without changing his face and seriously recommended today's dessert to him, Tohsaka Rin's heart fluctuated violently, and he even wanted to strangle her to death.

And Gaoyue herself was unaware of this, and described it eloquently:

"Mr. Akutagawa, Sakura is in charge of the kitchen today. You must try the western food she cooks. It is so delicious that Mr. Dazai will forget to commit suicide in a second. Of course, no matter what Sakura cooks, it is delicious. Without her, I was able to survive the Mapo Hell these years..."

"........."

Seeing Rin's anxiety index continued to rise, Kishinami Hakuno silently held up a tray to cover his face.

"By the way, there are also red bean paste and black forest cake here. They are all passed down by our chef. The first-class seasoning and taste are superb. I think I have survived so far just to meet them..."

"Yes, that is really a hopeless and bleak life."

Rin finally ran out of patience, stepped forward and dragged Satsuki away with a smirk, "Fukamachi-san, please sell me and find out who you are, Akutagawa-kun will not like sweets like you at first sight—" —”

"...then red bean paste."

"It's really delicious, you!!!"

"Ah, Sakura~ Please bring me a can of crab meat and iced coffee!"

Dazai, who had recovered from the blow, waved happily to the kitchen, "And Sakura, do you want to die in love with me?"

"Teacher, please die alone!!"

……

"Okay, okay, Xiao Lin, don't be so sparky."

After Kishinami Hakuno wiped off his cold sweat and served the canned crab meat, Dazai opened the can with great interest, and turned his face to smile at Rin with a pursed mouth.

"Anyway, the preliminary competition hasn't officially started yet, right? Because of that kind of accident. Let alone 144, the number of Heroic Spirits successfully summoned has not even reached [-]. The reason for the brainwashing of the students and the treatment methods are also unknown. The group of people in the council must be very busy. According to their efficiency, they will not report the results of the process until tonight at the earliest."

"That is to say, it can be used to rest and prepare before tonight."

Satsuki nodded knowingly, "That's no problem, there's still plenty of time. Senior, would you like another cup of tea?"

"No, no, it's a big problem. There's only half a day left."

Kishinami Hakuno hurriedly snatched the menu from Satsuki, but in desperation, he had no choice but to turn his head and look at Dazai, the teacher of the people, for help:

"Look, teacher, can you let Akutagawa leave—"

"Oh, this happened to me less than a year after I was transferred from the UK, I really feel sorry for Mr. El-Melloi's stomach... If this continues, I don't know who will lose life faster, he or Kunikida-kun .Well, it's time to bully Shimo Kunikida-kun again! Keep balance, balance!"

——Of course, this teacher's scum is not worth counting on at all.

Xindao said that it would be endless if this went on, Rin half-heartedly thought "as long as he doesn't reveal his real name like Rider", casually uttered the name of a tall boy at the bar, and asked him what she thought was his real name. A topic that is so stable that it cannot be added:

"Kimura-san, didn't your sister come with you? She shouldn't have been injured in the morning attack, right?"

"Oh, my sister said she passed today."

The boy answered with a smile on his face, raised his hand as if he was showing off, and raised his voice deliberately: "Because she was so happy to marry Nero when she got ☆5 flowers, and said that she would spend a day with Nero to hold a wedding ceremony, bridal chamber, and after the meeting and so on. Say more."

cold:"……………………"

Akutagawa: "...ahem."

——The real name was exposed in a completely unexpected place ahhhhhh! ! !

"Is that so... So, Kimura-senpai also got five stars... It's really hateful, ah no, it's really enviable good luck..."

Rin clenched the hem of the skirt with one hand, whispering an inaudible whisper.It was not so much her dissatisfaction with Kimura's open mouth, but more like a shaman's curse.

"..."

Satsuki is not familiar with the Masters present here, and she doesn't care about their respective Oufei situation. After listening to it for a while, she gradually became bored, so she took Bai Ye, who was also unable to intervene, to the kitchen to check the situation - after all, Atsushi was also there. It's been boring for a long time.More importantly, rather than chatting with these strangers, she prefers to quietly watch Matou Sakura's beautiful and elegant figure as before.

However, before she reached out to push the door, the bright voice of Kimura boy came from behind:

"Don't worry Tohsaka! Although my sister is absent, I brought my Servant. Right now she is helping Sakura in the kitchen, and she said that she wants to invite us to taste the authentic hometown cuisine."

"Oh, that's right." Rin put his hand on his chin absently, "I said, she shouldn't be a hero who was famous for her cooking during her lifetime, right? I hope it's not a dish linked to her real name..."

"No, no!" Kimura shook her head resolutely, "She said that she would integrate modern and diverse cooking methods, choose more creative spices and ingredients, and revive the ancient food culture in the present, and create new glory——"

The boy's impassioned speech ultimately failed to continue.

The reason why he couldn't continue was because as soon as he said this, the following words were drowned out by deafening explosions.

The reason why there is an explosion sound...

It's because the kitchen is fried.

The kitchen is fried.

Blasted.

The.

……

"This is really a way of cooking that will never reveal your real name ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Instead of Rin who was petrified on the spot, Kishinami Hakuno complained with all his might.

"Sakura ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Not even caring about complaining, Gao Yue jumped up and rushed into the smoky kitchen like an arrow from the string.

"..."

The Kimura boy was stunned for a while, then jumped up and rushed in:

"My little Elizabeth Bathory aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

cold:"……………………"

How could there be such a Master in the world.

"..."

After putting the last spoonful of red bean paste into his mouth, Akutagawa slowly packed his cups and got up.

"Mr. Dazai, then I will take my leave first."

Dazai was devoting himself to chewing the canned crab meat, and from time to time his mouth made a mixed sound of "呶向呶呶嘿", making it impossible to tell whether he was replying, or simply eating too much.

"...Thank you for your understanding, Akutagawa-kun."

On the contrary, Rin responded weakly. At this moment, she was facing the ceiling and her eyes were empty, "Maybe I need to reconsider my teammates..."

"exactly."

Akutagawa stopped when he heard the words, and a sharp cold light like a gun blade spread from the end of his long and narrow eyes, sweeping across the suspicious and anxious faces of the Master seated one by one, and finally froze into a layer of mocking smile and stopped on his lips.

"The author may not be good at holding a sword, and a talented magician may not be good at fighting. You may wish to take this matter into consideration when choosing a companion."

"Who said we..."

The undisguised contempt in the words was piercing, and some people mustered up the courage to refute, but these little courage quickly fell apart under the young man's cold declaration:

"——The thing about you and Renhu, Mr. Dazai is here today, so I don't care about it."

"Charlemagne's knight, the Roman emperor and the blood countess of Hungary. I will ask you for advice after the Holy Grail War begins."

"........."

The temperature suddenly dropped to freezing point.

Except for Gaoyue who doesn't know good from bad, no one present would mistake him for the killing intent that flashed across his steady tone.

Therefore, only Satsuki, who staggered out of the kitchen with Sakura half in her arms, dared to greet her casually when she saw this:

"Senior, are you leaving now? Then after I get settled in Sakura, I pack up and go out to see you off..."

"No need."

Akutagawa shook his head, raised his hand to cover his lips and coughed twice, his eyes swept across her eyebrows, "You want to stay here? With these...together?"

Out of image considerations, he swallowed the word "mentally retarded".

Besides, he knows better than anyone else that with Satsuki's conditions, he really has no right to be picky about others.

"Yes."

Satsuki sat down while supporting Sakura as softly as possible, then raised her head to answer, "I want to be with Sakura. This Holy Grail War is very suspicious. If I can't protect Sakura well, even if I win to the end Meaningless."

"Fukamachi, senpai..."

Sakura may have inhaled the thick smoke when the kitchen exploded—and the vaporized dark cooking—at the moment she is still not clear, and can only curl up by the table and pant in distress.Accompanied by the slight trembling and undulation of her shoulders, a strand of hair brushed the corner of her lips, caressing the girl's delicate and graceful neck line like falling flowers, which made her weak posture look even more pitiful.

Satsuki hurriedly leaned over: "Sakura, stop talking. Although I don't know where the Servant can start the kitchen fire, but I swear, I will never let her approach your holy place again!"

"..."

Akutagawa looked down at the scene coldly. If the expression could be accompanied by a text, it would probably be "the eyes of caring for a fool" at this moment.

But all he said at last was:

"……whatever."

The black clothes turned against the wind, and the young mafioso did not leave a single word. He still bent his back like he did when he came, and left with the empty and loose steps of a patient.Even the hand that Gao Yue stretched out to him subconsciously was just waved aside indifferently and then dropped silently.

"What is this kind of person, Fukamachi, aren't you angry?"

Afterwards, some girls were resentful, "I can't say a single good word, and I didn't take your concern seriously."

"...? Since the battle is about to start next, it's unnecessary to say anything..."

Gaoyue couldn't resonate with her resentment at all, she just sat down beside Dazai and stared at her palm with an indescribably warm expression.

"..."

The short and light grip when the fingertips touched, apart from herself, probably only this frivolous man who was chewing crabs and snickering could detect it.

"Teacher, I still can't understand Akutagawa-senpai's thoughts."

With a slight voice that no one else could hear, Gaoyue carefully considered her words once in a while.

"Other people say that the senior is a cold-blooded and ruthless villain. Judging from his usual behavior, that is undoubtedly a fair evaluation. But there are always times when I feel that 'there must be something wrong'."

"...Teacher. Where did I go wrong?"

"This is..."

Facing the student's honest distress, Dazai sipped his coffee while turning his head to show her an inscrutable smile.

"If you want me to say it, when Akutagawa-kun can answer this question himself one day, the question itself will be solved. Now I can only say, Xiaoyue, you—"

"what?"

Satsuki leaned forward intently.

"——Never let Akutagawa-kun go easily! Because he is very stubborn, and there is no way to break through without a certain degree of stalking! Just keep your current state, even if he refuses, keep pestering him tenaciously, and then you will definitely There is a turning point! If you feel that you are about to lose your strength, go and watch "Naruto", which is very popular among young people recently!"

"I see. I'll go to the library later, how do you spell 'HUOYING'..."

"Saoyue, it doesn't matter if you don't learn that kind of thing. It's better to just ignore Mr. Dazai's suggestion. He's really just talking nonsense."

Tohsaka Rin reminded out of his conscience.

The author has something to say:

Rin: Coach!The coach is so stupid that I can't take it! ! !

Satsuki doesn’t care about other things besides blowing cherry blossoms, the uncle of Bai Ye’s family doesn’t want to work, Rin wants to recruit some European academic masters into the team to increase luck, but I didn’t expect the Europeans to be a little mentally retarded... Original Masters like Kimura are basically here to make fun don't mind him (hey)

[Guest hero in this chapter]

Astolfo = the first pseudo-mother knight on the moon, the face of a girl with black hair and pink hair, you will know that Dazai is not blind

Nero = Red Saber, Roman Emperor = one of the heroines of the FE series = my wife

Elizabeth Bathory=Girlhood of the Countess of Blood=Love Brain+Sound Crazy+Culinary Explosion, this time it really exploded

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Lipai's mustard chef author x mustard is very kind to Xiaoyue, just like Xiao Shuran. If you hate him, you hate him, and you are close to him. He has a stubborn temper but is soft. If you treat him nicely, he will be very cute.I really want to see him meet Skylark...

PS: I have received everyone's wishes!Because some of them have already been written, so the golden female lead gun Rin Xiaoyang that you ordered [after two chapters] will be launched one after another. It was set up from the beginning, I like it very much, no one said it was a bit lonely 2333 In short, it is a character that you must know even if you have never seen it w