After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

early morning.

Stars hung all over the sky, through the white gauze curtain, illuminating a pair of figures on the bed.

Xun Yin pinched Xiao Ning's abdominal muscles, turned over half asleep, and went to get the water glass on the bedside table.

Ning Moran also woke up.

Sensing the movement, Xun Yin asked him, "What do you want for breakfast?"

Ning Moran touched the durian shell under the mattress, and made up his mind: "Soup buns."

Let's confess after breakfast, he took a deep breath, he didn't want to spend such a warm time doing something uncomfortable.

Xun Yin then got up and went to the kitchen to make noodles. By the time he brought the steamed buns and eight-treasure porridge to the table, the students had already arrived.

"Hi teacher!" Seeing a group of youthful faces early in the morning, Xun Yin was also in a good mood. He asked, "Why are you here so early?"

"Of course! If you are late, you will have no food!"

The young man who told the truth was bumped by his companion with an elbow, and quickly changed his words: "When I thought of learning from Teacher Xun last night, I was so happy that I couldn't sleep. I woke up early this morning!"

Xun Yin pretended not to hear the truth from the students, and invited them to come to the kitchen to serve meals.

Anyway, he prepared a big bucket of porridge today... just get a few more salted duck eggs!

Oily salted duck eggs, small pickles that have been marinated long ago, and delicious eight-treasure porridge constitute the students' breakfast.

As for the Xiaolongbao...

"That belongs to your teacher's wife." Xun Yin glanced over, and the student put down his chopsticks embarrassedly: "That...I mean, can teacher's wife eat ten baskets of buns by herself?"

Ning Moran: "..."

In their longing eyes, he gracefully raised his chopsticks, one, one, and another...

Students: Master's wife keeps bags! !

...Well, the teacher's wife is indeed a "magnanimous" man.

After eating the last bun, Ning Moran wiped his mouth, looking for an opportunity to confess his identity to Xun Yin alone, but after Xun Yin asked the students for their consent, he started today's live broadcast at the dinner table.

The topic of his live broadcast is——

#Discuss the beauty of art with the guests of the Federation#

However, the students started the live broadcast on the road, and many fans knew that they were going to learn from the host teacher, so they squatted in the live broadcast room early in the morning.

[I know the one drinking the porridge. It is Tina, a new artist from Xiaguang Star. The two people behind her who are grabbing salted duck eggs are both from Maya Star. They fought to the death over who is the number one calligrapher on Maya Star. Thinking of coming here and still fighting... There are also Xie Ze from Liudan Star, Kaiser from Ackerman Star, Ping Qiuyue from Wenyao Star... They are all famous geniuses. If you said before that they are going to The same person learning art, I must have thought it was a joke. 】

[Thanks for popular science, old fans burst into tears, now the anchor teacher is a genuine teacher]

[Thanks to my anchor teacher, I am really proud of our fans in the live broadcast room! 】

[Thinking about the host teacher being called a vase a year ago, I would like to ask the people who hacked him how it felt? 】

[Don't ask, asking is regret——I used to have a thousand chances to become Teacher Xun's loyal fan and let him remember me, but I became his black fan orz. 】

【At least he still remembers you. 】

[No, there are too many people hacking him, and I don't even have a name among them! 】

【…】

Those who have experienced the #废物花瓶转出娱乐圈# turmoil are all in a state of embarrassment. Unexpectedly, in just one year, Xun Yin has come to this point.

They wanted to help the anchor teacher recall the difficult times of the year, but found that...

No hardships at all!

From Luo's father and son's "Isn't it just a harp? I can do it!" to the surprise and popularity of thousands of people during the live broadcast, to the "robbery" on "Star Wars", only the anchor teacher has always let others down For the sake of others, no one else will let the anchor teacher suffer.

Immediately, the mood became even more embarrassing...

Maybe this is the world of geniuses, which is difficult for mortals to understand.

Even more embarrassing than them is Ning Moran, who finally made up his mind, but never found the time to confess!

Facing the holographic lens, Xun Yin told the students at the dining table the allusions of "dancing at the sound of chickens", "hanging beams stabbing thighs", and "early birds were eaten by worms". When it came to rising, he said: "Administrator!"

Ning Moran reflexively rushed over a chicken from the backyard, and grabbed an awl, a rope, and a sword for sword dancing as demonstration props.

Student: Ah, the teacher's wife is indeed very virtuous!

The husband sings and the husband follows, it seems that they also want to meet such a perfect love!

……

After this delay, it was time for dinner. The live broadcast facilities were put away, and Xun Yin still invited the students to eat at home.

There were four long tables set up in the spacious yard, and it was impossible for one person to prepare so many dinners, so Xun Yin simply called the neighbors and held an impromptu open-air barbecue.

The neighbors were able to have close contact with the general and Master Xun, and they readily agreed, and they all brought home-grown vegetables, meat from the hunt, and even a large barrel of self-brewed wine!

The people here are really enthusiastic!Once again, the students nailed it down.

And a lot of money... they thought after seeing many precious ingredients appearing on the barbecue table.

And specially prepared to drink... After being persuaded to drink more than a dozen times, the students looked at the sky in a daze, spinning.

Above the head, Xun Yin drank half a barrel of wine and was fine. Holding the wine glass, he picked up the suona from his waist: "I will play a song for everyone to cheer up!"

"Good!" There was thunderous applause.

People like to play their best works when they are in high spirits. Xun Yin first played "Frost Silence", and then played "Nine Heavens, Ten Thousand Extinctions, Rising and Declining Songs" under the booing of the students.

The plants in the yard wilted in "Frost Silence", white frost appeared on the leaves, and then branched out in "Nine Heavens and Ten Thousand Destructions", trying to grow upwards.

As the melody of the movement transitioned from the "Pure Rain" representing "life" to the "Floating Life of Silence" representing death, there was a harsh noise in the sky, and something disappeared.

Then, the emergency lights around the yard turned on at the same time, illuminating the streets and houses brightly, and the siren sounded loudly, broadcasting solemnly:

[14 ultra-long-range planetary bombs have been detected and launched towards Star Rose β, and they will arrive at Rose β Star in 10 minutes. Please do an emergency evacuation immediately. Unrelated personnel hide in the underground air defense shelter, and combatants and reserve combatants immediately take off. 】

[Repeat, the planetary bomb is about to arrive, please evacuate irrelevant personnel, and the combatants and reserve combatants will take off immediately! 】

"..."

Although he was not drunk, his brain was dulled by the alcohol. Before Xun Yin could react, he saw the good neighbors who were drunk all around jumped up, from their waists, backs, boots... all kinds of unimaginable Pull out the space button of the mecha.

"An enemy? Where?"

The sky is illuminated by dots of light. These lights are not conspicuous under the cover of emergency lights, but if you look closely, you will find that they are the lights from the cockpits of each mech.

These mechas not only come from the expeditionary forces who live nearby, but also come from every household on this street.

Even... Xun Yin saw the "Golden Rice-4" driven by Katu, although he was quickly slapped down by another black mech with a more powerful shape.

"..."

There are some fragmented clues, pieced together in the brain, all the details that have been noticed or not noticed before jumped out, and a storm rolled up in the mind.

Ning Moran also held a space button in his hand. He was about to speak when Xun Yin raised a hand and said, "Let me be quiet."

Ning Moran: "..."

But Xun Yin's wish was doomed to fail. With such a deafening siren, the group of drunk students on the ground woke up from a hangover.

Holding their dizzy heads, they tried to sort out the situation:

"What sound? Why did I hear the highest level air defense siren?"

"This kind of alarm is only issued when the planet is about to be destroyed?"

"I heard it clearly... It seems that a few alien races have destroyed the outer defenses of the planet, and they are going to launch a planetary bomb on Star Rose β!"

"Oh my God, hurry up and hide and ask the planetary defenders for help! Where's the air-raid shelter?"

"Wait, what does it have to do with our gamma star when they fired bombs at Rose Beta Star?!"

The last student finally got to the point.

Xun Yin turned his gaze to Ning Moran, who opened his mouth.

At this time, Eugene's communication came in. He was sitting in a mecha, quickly operating the complicated electronic screen in front of him: "The trajectory of the bomb's launch has been simulated, and there are fourteen "World Destroyers". Try to hack into the operating system, if that fails, I need fourteen elite teams to intercept these bombs. "

"In addition, the enemy has arranged electromagnetic shielding in advance, which interfered with the planetary defense system, causing us to almost not receive an alarm. These infiltrating enemies must be eliminated first."

"I'll lead the team myself." Ning Moran nodded to Xun Yin and said, "I'll explain to you when I get back."

After all, his body was wrapped by a smooth and vigorous mecha, and the engine under his feet ejected a blue plasma stream.

The mech rose into the air, and the silver head suddenly turned to a certain direction in the night, as if to determine something, and then it maintained its flying posture, and the laser cannon on its arm was charged quickly, emitting a fiery white light.

In the darkness, a dead body fell silently, and the mech with a large hole in the cockpit was melted, and the mech was covered with optical camouflage paint.

Ning Moran didn't look back, he quickly rose into the air and joined the neighbors' mechs.

These mechas were organized into a queue and drove in a further direction in an orderly manner.

The system was stunned (although it didn't have these two organs), it made a (ΩДΩ) expression in its mind, and said to Xun Yin: "That...sorry. Xiao Ning probably didn't set up this kind of flag before the battle on purpose. Yes, he just doesn't know that Flag can't stand on its own."

Xun Yin was expressionless.

He led the bewildered students towards the place where Ning Moran's mecha was pointing before it disappeared.

After opening the basement door, everyone entered a spacious, simple room full of mechas.

"These are..." The students finally whispered, "Master..."

The previous scene shattered their imagination, and completely updated the image of the teacher's wife——

Gentle and virtuous×

Jagged Violence√

My God, can our teacher Xun, a weak artist who can only tear up three or five star thieves, really beat him? !

Although the heart was turning a thousand times, but facing Xun Yin's cold face, the student did not dare to speak more.

So in the empty basement, Xun Yin's voice formed a three-dimensional effect.

"It's not my teacher's wife, it's mine." He said, "These are all mine!"

"As for Master...he turned into a star and flew to the sky." Xun Yin rolled up his sleeves: "I'm going to pick him back now!"

A top air combat mecha "Conqueror", the latest model of this year, which was released in a limited edition of 10 pieces, was unlocked from the deepest part of the basement. At the same time, the bodyguard mecha purchased by Xun Yin in Brilliant Life was also lit up on the helmet——

Guardian series, sky series, explorer series...

These mechas are painted in black matte, and they follow behind the "Conqueror", like a group of younger brothers who escort the elder brother out of the street.

They come out of the basement and simultaneously lift off into the air.

"Oops." In the basement, the student belatedly said, "I forgot to ask Mr. Xun if he would use the armor!"

"It seems that I haven't seen him drive it before, but I have seen him remotely control the mech to fertilize."

"That..." A student weakly raised his hand and said, "Didn't you pay attention? The live camera is off, and it's on Teacher Xun!"

"..."

Everyone was stunned for half a second, then immediately found the optical brain, brushed 99 roses for Teacher Xun, and looked at it with relish.

The author says:

The black soil loses the horse, and the whole universe eats melons

感谢在2022-10-1902:07:11-2022-10-2002:53:24期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Heiyuye;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!