After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

It is said that later, under the demonstration of Da Mao raised his claws and stomped on the starship, a new sport became popular in the Federation - Edwin Ball.

It consists of two mechas and a metal ball with rebel starships printed on it. The two mechas need to simulate Da Mao's movements, and use the engineer shovel in their hands to hit the Edwin ball to the prescribed meteorite, so as to The number of hits is the basis for scoring, and the team that finally breaks the Edwin ball gets [-] points and the game is terminated.

Because of the simple rules, easy-to-obtain venues, great viewing, and the ability to clean up meteorites on the road, Edwinball quickly became the most popular sport in starship travel and swept the entire Federation.

Edwin finally realized his wish of "immortality" in another way, and was beaten to the end of human civilization by the people of the Federation.

This is all for later.

Currently, Edwin lost all hope of escape, and was detained by Xun Yin like a salted fish to plant durians on star δ-r5346.

On this day, he happened to put the first batch of ripe durians into the warehouse, and when he looked up, he saw a cargo starship appearing in the sky.

"This is……"

Even if the person who came down from the starship was turned into ashes, he would recognize it. It was the research assistant who often followed Qin Ling, surnamed Geng.

Assistant Geng greeted Xun Yin familiarly, and asked, "Master Xun, are things ready?"

Xun Yin nodded, led him into a warehouse that Edwin was never allowed to enter, and asked casually, "How is the situation on the Federation side?"

Edwin has been cut off from the news within the Federation for several months. He pricked up his ears and heard Assistant Geng say: "Very well, all the ethers hidden in several important galaxies have been searched out, and we are contacting the planetary guards." Army to eliminate these invaders."

Edwin sneered—how deep are the ethers hiding? Even he who cooperates with them doesn't have a complete list, let alone a nerd like Qin Ling who is under house arrest in the research institute and rarely communicates with the outside world?

I'm afraid their so-called "finding out" is just finding the list he put in the research institute. It won't take many years for the ether to make a comeback.

"They are wrong, I am right." Edwin's eyes flashed with strong unwillingness.

He said in his heart: "Ether virus will coexist and perish with human beings forever. Only by mastering it and accepting it is the only way out for human beings. Clearing out the ether in the crowd at a huge cost seems to have saved a small number of people in front of us. Letting them avoid becoming experimental products actually sacrifices the interests of more people and leads the future of mankind into darkness!"

"Qin Ling is just a naive, hypocritical, self-righteous idealist, and I am the real savior! Only the immortal vaccine is the future of mankind! For this, all sacrifices are worth it!"

When he thought of being excited, he couldn't help shaking his head, rubbing his shoulder against the wall, Xun Yin immediately turned around and said, "Who?!"

He and Assistant Geng walked out of the warehouse and saw Edwin who hadn't had time to leave.

"It's you." Xun Yin recalled the conversation between herself and Assistant Geng: "Why, do you want to know when my subordinates will come to plant durians with you?"

"..."

From the look on his face, he knew that Edwin was crazily insulting himself in his heart, Xun Yin sneered, and motioned him to go into the warehouse with him: "Don't be lucky, what we just said is true, you want to know how the federal government distinguishes Ether?"

Edwin knew that Xun Yin was a bad person, but he couldn't resist the temptation—because this was something he had been thinking about for more than ten years but couldn't do.

Xun Yin: "You bring two ripe durians, and I will tell you slowly."

This fruit native to the planet γ-z5163 has a very complicated name "Sharp-shelled Sulphur-flavored Soft Heart Fruit", but just like Chicken-billed Dragon, Hadrosaurus and Goose-billed Regalosaur, they were derived from Xun-billed From the day I heard about it, I lost my original scientific name.

Xun Yin: It smells stinky and tastes delicious, and there is a shell on the outside, it is durian!

The interstellar durian has a body larger than Edwin's hug. After breaking apart along the gap on the shell, there is a huge, golden flesh inside, exuding a strange fragrance (stinky?);

Although Xun Yin had only seen durian in books in his last life, he felt that this kind of fruit with thin skin and thick flesh and a round belly should be the dream of every extreme foodie.

Asking Edwin to mash the durian pulp into mud, Xun Yin gave Assistant Geng a wink, and Assistant Geng took out the video shot in the Central Galaxy and played it to the former dean.

He proudly introduced: "In fact, in detail, it is not that difficult to destroy the ether. We summed up the method into eight words: "regional sealing, dynamic clearing"..."

The first area to be cleared was Academy Star, which became the only isolated island in the central galaxy captured by the rebels due to the existence of Big Brother Alien.

The ether cannot enter the campus with the bodies of teachers and students, and the starships of the rebels cannot break through the defense system of the academy star itself. In anger, they surrounded the academy star, cut off the Internet and food, and wanted to see how long these students could last. .

Unexpectedly, under the leadership of many professors, the students of the two schools were not afraid at all.

With the family area as the core, they opened up vegetable plots and farmland on campus, and successfully obtained enough food before the food stocks ran out.

——Here, I would like to thank the goose bullies. It is their eggs that allow teachers and students to supplement precious nutrition in difficult times.

With food, eggs and food, their life is actually better than the rebels who besieged Academy Star!

The second tactic of the rebels is to use loudspeakers to persuade them to surrender outside the academy, telling them that the federation has been occupied by the revolutionary army, and resistance is meaningless.

The students didn't believe it at all!

As for the rebel who was tied up into rice dumplings by the heart-eating vine and turned into a dog by the goose bully, who can beat him?

The school began to play "Master Xun's Selected Golden Songs" on a loop, and overwhelmed the persuasion with high-pitched suona... Over time, they successfully cultivated a group of loyal fans of Xunyin.

In addition, there is another small episode. In those few months, the number of students from the two schools admitted to the hospital due to sudden shock exceeded double digits, which made everyone worry. After undergoing strict inspections, it was found that these students were in good physical condition. The only thing they have in common is that their spiritual cores were all shattered due to unknown reasons.

When the ether incident happened, everyone else in the federation was shocked and suspicious. Only the two principals held their chests and said, "I'll say it's not our school's problem!!"

They saw with their own eyes that Big Brother Plant took a piece of silver spar from the brains of the rebels and absorbed it with his roots. Others may not believe in the existence of ether, but they must believe it!

Speaking of which, if these ethers were not stimulated by the suona song, when they cooperate with their own clansmen in the future, the academy stars may face unprecedented dangers!

After Qin Ling managed to get in touch with Academy Star, he learned everything about what happened here, and these things gave him inspiration.

"There is no need to bother looking for objects that are suspected to be ethers. We only need to block the block and hold an "Master Xun's Art Exhibition", and the ethers in the crowd will be automatically exposed."

As for the calligraphy, embroidery, painting and musical works required for the exhibition, they were all provided by Xun Yin.

"Different from the previous search operations, this time, the residents of all planets are very cooperative. They say that this has greatly enriched their cultural life, and they also hope that we can extend the exhibition time." Assistant Geng said proudly.

Edwin recalled the detours he had gone through and the losses he had suffered before, and a feeling of unwillingness rushed out of his chest. He sneered and said, "Even if you discover ethers, so what? They can leave this body at any time."

"Don't worry about that." Xun Yin showed him the situation of the venue, and saw that there were "enclosed walls" composed of Qingxin grass, heart-eating vines and killing banyans around it. The ether was not called running away, but sending fertilizer to the big brother of the plant. door-to-door.

Edwin:"……"

In his silence, Xun Yin spread out pancakes with eggs, milk and batter, spread the durian paste evenly on the pancakes, and then made a layer of durian, a layer of pancake, and a layer of cream, and quickly made hundreds of durian thousands. Then, they removed from the warehouse one after another crisper boxes with "egg yolk crisps", "egg rolls" and "egg tarts".

He stuffed the durian Melaleuca into a new crisper and let the robot behind Assistant Geng take it away.

"This is a snack I made during this time, for the guests participating in the exhibition to have a fresh taste."

Edwin thought of the reaction of the last batch of ether rebels eating these snacks, and his whole body faltered.

"you……"

Not only do you start with vision and hearing, you also poison!

So poisonous!

The ether in the Federation is really over!

Edwin didn't have any compassion for these alien races, he was just disappointed that he had lost the chance to make a comeback, and even felt a little desperate.

If... If you can't continue to develop the immortal vaccine.

"Then what's the point of my life?" Edwin murmured.

Suddenly he was patted hard on the shoulder.

"Don't be discouraged!" Xun Yin encouraged: "I asked Brother Qin to send all your researchers here. You can also study durian planting methods in the future and become a generation of durian tycoons? I think the durian you grow is very sweet. .”

Xun Yin really felt that Edwin was on the tip of his horns. Apart from doing human experiments and staging military coups, he could also explore other talents in his life.

Edwin: "I thank you all!"

Let him be a durian farmer, he might as well die!

Assistant Geng watched Xun Yin and Edwin leave together, while he himself found Ning Moran and passed on Qin Ling's words.

"Let me go to the Federation and escort a group of important people to take refuge in Edge Star?"

"Yes, Researcher Qin said that the expeditionary force has been separated from the Federation for nearly half a century, and now is the best chance to return. Disasters may breed various conspiracies, but disasters can also reunite people who have been separated for a long time."

"Let me think about it..." Ning Moran had already made a decision in his heart.

Whether it was the old marshal, himself, or even Eugene, Uncle Quint, Carter...they never felt that they were not part of the Federation.

The old marshal often said during his lifetime: "Before us is the starry sky, and behind us are human beings. The starry sky is vast and dangerous. Only by remembering the way home can we not lose our way."

"It's time to go home, teacher." Ning Moran said in his heart.

Qin Ling's message was not too detailed, so Ning Moran didn't know who he needed to escort for the time being.

But what he didn't expect was that there was someone who knew it before him.

"The Artists Association wants to send a group of talented musicians, calligraphers, painters and chefs to learn from me?" Xun Yin asked in surprise.

"Okay," he thought for a while, "You should know where I live, right? No. 6688, Luye South Road, Gamma Star."

Afraid that Assistant Geng could not remember clearly, Xun Yin wrote down the address in his notepad.

The author says:

感谢在2022-10-1304:09:04-2022-10-1403:45:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of windlin;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!