After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star
Chapter 74 Kneeling Durian
In order for Fairy Cen to see the power of materialism, Xun Yin deliberately recorded Edwin's class.
The system already had a premonition during the recording process for him, and as expected——
Xun Yin: "I decided to sell this online course video to the cultivation world. The name is "On How to Solve Ghosts Scientifically and Efficiently."
System: "Is there any sales?"
Less than a week after it asked this question, the old ghost of Xuehe and the female ghost of Qianhun shouted "Am I matter or consciousness?" "If I am matter, why do I have no mass? If I am consciousness, then project my matter Where is it?" He turned into a wave of pure Yin Qi and left this world one after another.
It's just... it can be regarded as exalting oneself.
system:"……"
It recorded this scene with a trembling camera, reminding itself not to think too much, the result of thinking too much is to be trapped in the logic trap of the host and disappear like the second ghost.
Hey, fortunately it is an artificial mentally retarded person, and the system has gained a little sense of security from the fact that it is mentally retarded.
After this online class was handed over to Fairy Cen, it really got an extraordinary response in the cultivation world. The evidence is that the Lujiang point on Xunyin's account has increased a lot, and the gate above his head has also expanded accordingly. .
"Looking at it now, I'm afraid it won't take a year for the boundary gate to allow the whole person to pass through it."
Due to the protection of the middle-level world by the Green River system, people in the high-level world cannot go to the middle-level world through the gate, but the hosts of the middle-level world can go to the high-level world under the protection of the system.
[Do you want to visit the cultivation world? 】The system followed Xun Yin's gaze to look at the black hole above his head.
【Of course! 】
According to the judgment of the Lujiang system, the apocalyptic world in which Xun Yin was born is a low-level world where the rules collapse.Because of his unwillingness to die, he was bound by the system and got the chance to be reborn in the middle-level world. After breaking free from the fate stipulated by the plot, he touched the threshold of the high-level world with his own efforts.
"Of course I'm going!" Xun Yin said, "Isn't the meaning of life to see more scenery you've never seen before, and set off to higher and farther places?"
System: Sure enough.
It asked secretly: "What about Xiao Ning? Do you want to keep him here?"
Xun Yin: "Of course you will go with me! Your Lujiang system won't even allow your family members to take you with you, right? If so, I will file a complaint with the main system!"
System: "Let's make it!"
Damn it!It deliberately concealed this news, but Xun Yin still caught it!He is really responsible!
The system routinely disliked Xiao Ning with the mentality of an evil mother-in-law, and said, "Okay, you can take it if you want, but have you thought about how to explain it to him?"
In fact, during this period of time, Xun Yin has not explained many things to Ning Moran - Rejuvenation Pill, Specter, and the mysterious black hole that appeared in the sky.
He used to explain his skills with the reason of "meeting a mysterious teacher on the edge star", but now it seems very far-fetched. Send pills and ghosts.
[It's all like this, Xiao Ning didn't ask. 】The system has to admit: "He really loves you deeply!"
Xun Yin was guilty and a little proud. Thinking about many things, it was really not good to continue to hide the truth from the person next to his pillow. He hesitated and said: "Then I will find time to confess to him. You can help me find out, in the Lujiang script How do the main characters in the movie confess their secrets to their partners?"
System search keywords: [Slag Gong] [Confession] [Crematorium].
It coded tremblingly: "They are usually in the pouring rain that was heavier than the day Yiping asked his father for money, vomit blood while kneeling on glass shards, and finally stabbed themselves in the heart."
Xun Yin: "I don't think I'm so guilty."
Having said that, he still planned ahead, found a fruit that looked like a durian, and ordered the star thief serf to plant an acre, ready to use it at any time.
Ning Moran was a little puzzled: "It's not that you don't like this kind of fruit, because you think it's not good-looking?"
Xun Yin: "Prepare for nothing."
Ning Moran didn't know why his back felt a little cold—could it be for himself?
Ning Moran has never done anything else that requires kneeling durians...except for transforming Rose β star into Gamma star.
This was originally an expedient measure to protect Xun Yin, but now that the Zerg race has almost been wiped out by the expeditionary army, it is a bit unreasonable to hide it from him.
After hesitating for a day and a night, Ning Moran decided to confess the truth.
He found the place where Xun Yin was broadcasting live, and found that standing with him was Bai Fan, who had been kidnapped by Edwin before.
Bai Fan was neatly dressed, although his face was not as good as Xun Yin's, it was still very good.He squatted down and held an ear of rice, turned his head and talked to Xun Yin with a smile.
Ning Moran got closer and heard him say: "I'm a frequent visitor to your live broadcast room. When I first watched the live broadcast, I was wondering when I could visit your field. Unfortunately, I don't know the address of your emigration."
Xun Yin asked the system to check the script. Without his participation, Bai Fan would have starred in several films reflecting how the first generation of spiritual power researchers developed a spiritual power connector under the threat of the Zerg race to fight against the Zerg invasion and defend the world. A historical drama of the Federation, and won the title of Best Actor for one of the tribute films.
According to the plot, he will enter the central star film and television industry with this film king crown, get to know various high-level executives, win various awards, become the youngest member of the artist association, honors and fame.
However, with the wings of a little butterfly like Xun Yin waving, Bai Fan is still an eighteenth-line star.
Qin Ling, who was supposed to support him in the plot, focused all his attention on his younger brother and brother-in-law; although Edwin gave him a lot of resources, but the other party's vision was not good, and none of them were popular; in the variety show he participated in, "Survival "Challenge" was banned due to the Zerg parasitism incident. In "War of the Stars", Bai Fan was sent into a life-saving bag by a one-horned rhino after only half a day of live broadcast, and almost died on the show.
Not to mention the central star, whether it is the friends who appreciate him in the plot, the nobles who support him, or his opponents who are friends and foes, all are deeply trapped in the hands of the rebels, and their life and death are unknown.
It was Xun Yin who felt a little guilty when he thought about it.
His conscience stirred: "You can come to see me if you want, I'll write you the address later."
"Really?" Bai Fan's eyes lit up: "I'm the first person in the circle to get your address, right?"
Xun Yin: "It's almost... It's not a big secret."
Bringing Bai Fan to do the live broadcast together is his last respect for the plot.
[Maybe he won't be able to become a generation of actor, but he can become the king of a generation of anchors? 】
system:"……"
See for yourself, the gap between these two titles is bigger than both Sprite and Leibi!
The scene of the two looking at each other and laughing fell into Ning Moran's eyes, making his eyes flash.He approached and glanced at the note in Xun Yin's hand——
[No. 6688, Gamma Star Luye Street]
It seems that it is better not to tell Xunyin Rose β star for the time being, Ning Moran made a decision.
At the same time, he asked Xun Yin: "Have all the crops been harvested?"
"It's still far away." Xun Yin looked at the endless golden farmland.
Perhaps because of the bursting fertility of rhubarb, the crops in these fields grow very fast, and one crop can be harvested in just over two months.
According to the regulations of the production competition, whoever harvests more in the field can get a mysterious gift, so the star thief serfs and ether serfs are secretly competing.
Xun Yin had to keep an eye on them all day long to prevent them from stealing other people's crops - the star thief serfs and dung thieves both had criminal records.
Seeing that there were not many crops left in the field, Ning Moran simply took out his mecha from the space button and harvested it with them.
He tied the crops into bundles and piled them aside. Da Mao stepped forward, wrapped Xiao Mei and Xiao Pang around their necks, and shook their heads in a whirlwind.
After a while, the grains of crops fell to the ground clearly.
Da Mao flew into the sky again, and continued to shake his head in a whirlwind, blowing away the straw.
Just like an oversized fan, with its continuous efforts, pieces of golden and pleasing food are left in place.
Finally, all the land was harvested.Under the witness of the live broadcast room, Xun Yin personally weighed the results of both sides.
"Mysterious guest group—a total of 300 mu of land, harvesting 180 tons of green radish and 20 tons of golden flame wheat!"
"Star Pirates Serf Group - A total of 400 mu of wasteland was opened, and 210 tons of green radish and 25 tons of golden flame wheat were harvested!"
In terms of the total amount of harvest, the serfs of the star robbers won, but in terms of yield per mu, it was the serfs of ether who won—Xun Yin suspected that they embezzled public fertilizer.
"Then I declare that the combination that won this production competition is - Star Thief Serf!"
Xun Yin took a photo with them and the crops piled up in the hills as agreed in advance, and then took out the gift box that had been prepared long ago.
The star thief serfs excitedly unwrapped layers of packaging, and finally took out...a sapper shovel?
Xun Yin said proudly: "Look at this bucket, it is made of high-strength alloy removed from the gun barrel of your black triangle starship, and it is also inlaid with the special product of this planet - the Omen Stone, which can increase the efficiency of land reclamation and promote the growth of plants. "
"Look at the body of this shovel again. On it is a pattern of good harvests carved by me myself. On the top there is a Dangkang sitting on the top. It is the mythical beast that blesses the harvest of crops in the legends of the ancient Milky Way!"
"In the future, when you are tired from farming, just look at this shovel more, and you will soon regain your energy. If you have God's help, you will be as strong as an ox, and ten acres a day! Are you moved?"
Star Thief Serf: "..."
Even if it is broken, it is still a farm tool for farming!
Different from their reactions, the fans who saw the shape of the engineering shovel from the live broadcast room were jealous and envious:
[So handsome!I can! 】
[This kind of exquisite work of art is used to cultivate the land, it is really desecrating it! 】
[Kneeling to ask the anchor teacher to open the purchase channel for the engineer shovel, I am willing to pay 100 million to buy this shovel, or help the anchor teacher plant 100 acres of land for free. 】
[The serf over there actually rolled his eyes at the anchor teacher's shovel, I'll report him with my real name! 】
[Let go of that shovel, let me do it! ! 】,
system::"……"
Is this what you can't get is always in turmoil, but what you are favored has nothing to worry about?
"I want it too!" It used the data to make an identical engineer shovel for itself, and treasured it in a small black room called "The Host and Me".
After distributing the gifts, the production competition ended like this. Xun Yin was about to end the live broadcast, but saw the barrage exclaimed: "Wait, what is that?!"
Not far behind, the roof of the toilet was suddenly lifted by a gust of wind. It turned out that the excrement thief was dissatisfied with the fruits of his many days of labor being crushed by the star thief serfs and rushed over to beat them.
As an ether, its body should be invisible, but due to being marinated in the compost pit for many days, not only the body of the dung thief has a light dark brown color, but also emits a stream of manure from the inside out The taste - pungent, hot eyes.
The fans who hadn't had time to quit the live broadcast were stunned. Looking at the huge monster like a whirlwind, and feeling its existence from the three dimensions of sight, smell and touch, someone finally asked: "Is this the first silver moon star?" The invasive species recently announced by the Institute of Mental Power—Ether?"
[The announcement was too exaggerated, there was not even a picture of Ether, I didn't believe it at first.But seeing this scene... I began to believe it a little bit. 】
[If all the ethers have this honor... Hehe, I agree, they must be eliminated! 】
【So it's not a ghost... I don't know why, but I feel a little disappointed in my heart. 】
The author says:
感谢在2022-10-1104:18:18-2022-10-1203:31:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Xue Yinglan, Mu Qingfeng-_-1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
The system already had a premonition during the recording process for him, and as expected——
Xun Yin: "I decided to sell this online course video to the cultivation world. The name is "On How to Solve Ghosts Scientifically and Efficiently."
System: "Is there any sales?"
Less than a week after it asked this question, the old ghost of Xuehe and the female ghost of Qianhun shouted "Am I matter or consciousness?" "If I am matter, why do I have no mass? If I am consciousness, then project my matter Where is it?" He turned into a wave of pure Yin Qi and left this world one after another.
It's just... it can be regarded as exalting oneself.
system:"……"
It recorded this scene with a trembling camera, reminding itself not to think too much, the result of thinking too much is to be trapped in the logic trap of the host and disappear like the second ghost.
Hey, fortunately it is an artificial mentally retarded person, and the system has gained a little sense of security from the fact that it is mentally retarded.
After this online class was handed over to Fairy Cen, it really got an extraordinary response in the cultivation world. The evidence is that the Lujiang point on Xunyin's account has increased a lot, and the gate above his head has also expanded accordingly. .
"Looking at it now, I'm afraid it won't take a year for the boundary gate to allow the whole person to pass through it."
Due to the protection of the middle-level world by the Green River system, people in the high-level world cannot go to the middle-level world through the gate, but the hosts of the middle-level world can go to the high-level world under the protection of the system.
[Do you want to visit the cultivation world? 】The system followed Xun Yin's gaze to look at the black hole above his head.
【Of course! 】
According to the judgment of the Lujiang system, the apocalyptic world in which Xun Yin was born is a low-level world where the rules collapse.Because of his unwillingness to die, he was bound by the system and got the chance to be reborn in the middle-level world. After breaking free from the fate stipulated by the plot, he touched the threshold of the high-level world with his own efforts.
"Of course I'm going!" Xun Yin said, "Isn't the meaning of life to see more scenery you've never seen before, and set off to higher and farther places?"
System: Sure enough.
It asked secretly: "What about Xiao Ning? Do you want to keep him here?"
Xun Yin: "Of course you will go with me! Your Lujiang system won't even allow your family members to take you with you, right? If so, I will file a complaint with the main system!"
System: "Let's make it!"
Damn it!It deliberately concealed this news, but Xun Yin still caught it!He is really responsible!
The system routinely disliked Xiao Ning with the mentality of an evil mother-in-law, and said, "Okay, you can take it if you want, but have you thought about how to explain it to him?"
In fact, during this period of time, Xun Yin has not explained many things to Ning Moran - Rejuvenation Pill, Specter, and the mysterious black hole that appeared in the sky.
He used to explain his skills with the reason of "meeting a mysterious teacher on the edge star", but now it seems very far-fetched. Send pills and ghosts.
[It's all like this, Xiao Ning didn't ask. 】The system has to admit: "He really loves you deeply!"
Xun Yin was guilty and a little proud. Thinking about many things, it was really not good to continue to hide the truth from the person next to his pillow. He hesitated and said: "Then I will find time to confess to him. You can help me find out, in the Lujiang script How do the main characters in the movie confess their secrets to their partners?"
System search keywords: [Slag Gong] [Confession] [Crematorium].
It coded tremblingly: "They are usually in the pouring rain that was heavier than the day Yiping asked his father for money, vomit blood while kneeling on glass shards, and finally stabbed themselves in the heart."
Xun Yin: "I don't think I'm so guilty."
Having said that, he still planned ahead, found a fruit that looked like a durian, and ordered the star thief serf to plant an acre, ready to use it at any time.
Ning Moran was a little puzzled: "It's not that you don't like this kind of fruit, because you think it's not good-looking?"
Xun Yin: "Prepare for nothing."
Ning Moran didn't know why his back felt a little cold—could it be for himself?
Ning Moran has never done anything else that requires kneeling durians...except for transforming Rose β star into Gamma star.
This was originally an expedient measure to protect Xun Yin, but now that the Zerg race has almost been wiped out by the expeditionary army, it is a bit unreasonable to hide it from him.
After hesitating for a day and a night, Ning Moran decided to confess the truth.
He found the place where Xun Yin was broadcasting live, and found that standing with him was Bai Fan, who had been kidnapped by Edwin before.
Bai Fan was neatly dressed, although his face was not as good as Xun Yin's, it was still very good.He squatted down and held an ear of rice, turned his head and talked to Xun Yin with a smile.
Ning Moran got closer and heard him say: "I'm a frequent visitor to your live broadcast room. When I first watched the live broadcast, I was wondering when I could visit your field. Unfortunately, I don't know the address of your emigration."
Xun Yin asked the system to check the script. Without his participation, Bai Fan would have starred in several films reflecting how the first generation of spiritual power researchers developed a spiritual power connector under the threat of the Zerg race to fight against the Zerg invasion and defend the world. A historical drama of the Federation, and won the title of Best Actor for one of the tribute films.
According to the plot, he will enter the central star film and television industry with this film king crown, get to know various high-level executives, win various awards, become the youngest member of the artist association, honors and fame.
However, with the wings of a little butterfly like Xun Yin waving, Bai Fan is still an eighteenth-line star.
Qin Ling, who was supposed to support him in the plot, focused all his attention on his younger brother and brother-in-law; although Edwin gave him a lot of resources, but the other party's vision was not good, and none of them were popular; in the variety show he participated in, "Survival "Challenge" was banned due to the Zerg parasitism incident. In "War of the Stars", Bai Fan was sent into a life-saving bag by a one-horned rhino after only half a day of live broadcast, and almost died on the show.
Not to mention the central star, whether it is the friends who appreciate him in the plot, the nobles who support him, or his opponents who are friends and foes, all are deeply trapped in the hands of the rebels, and their life and death are unknown.
It was Xun Yin who felt a little guilty when he thought about it.
His conscience stirred: "You can come to see me if you want, I'll write you the address later."
"Really?" Bai Fan's eyes lit up: "I'm the first person in the circle to get your address, right?"
Xun Yin: "It's almost... It's not a big secret."
Bringing Bai Fan to do the live broadcast together is his last respect for the plot.
[Maybe he won't be able to become a generation of actor, but he can become the king of a generation of anchors? 】
system:"……"
See for yourself, the gap between these two titles is bigger than both Sprite and Leibi!
The scene of the two looking at each other and laughing fell into Ning Moran's eyes, making his eyes flash.He approached and glanced at the note in Xun Yin's hand——
[No. 6688, Gamma Star Luye Street]
It seems that it is better not to tell Xunyin Rose β star for the time being, Ning Moran made a decision.
At the same time, he asked Xun Yin: "Have all the crops been harvested?"
"It's still far away." Xun Yin looked at the endless golden farmland.
Perhaps because of the bursting fertility of rhubarb, the crops in these fields grow very fast, and one crop can be harvested in just over two months.
According to the regulations of the production competition, whoever harvests more in the field can get a mysterious gift, so the star thief serfs and ether serfs are secretly competing.
Xun Yin had to keep an eye on them all day long to prevent them from stealing other people's crops - the star thief serfs and dung thieves both had criminal records.
Seeing that there were not many crops left in the field, Ning Moran simply took out his mecha from the space button and harvested it with them.
He tied the crops into bundles and piled them aside. Da Mao stepped forward, wrapped Xiao Mei and Xiao Pang around their necks, and shook their heads in a whirlwind.
After a while, the grains of crops fell to the ground clearly.
Da Mao flew into the sky again, and continued to shake his head in a whirlwind, blowing away the straw.
Just like an oversized fan, with its continuous efforts, pieces of golden and pleasing food are left in place.
Finally, all the land was harvested.Under the witness of the live broadcast room, Xun Yin personally weighed the results of both sides.
"Mysterious guest group—a total of 300 mu of land, harvesting 180 tons of green radish and 20 tons of golden flame wheat!"
"Star Pirates Serf Group - A total of 400 mu of wasteland was opened, and 210 tons of green radish and 25 tons of golden flame wheat were harvested!"
In terms of the total amount of harvest, the serfs of the star robbers won, but in terms of yield per mu, it was the serfs of ether who won—Xun Yin suspected that they embezzled public fertilizer.
"Then I declare that the combination that won this production competition is - Star Thief Serf!"
Xun Yin took a photo with them and the crops piled up in the hills as agreed in advance, and then took out the gift box that had been prepared long ago.
The star thief serfs excitedly unwrapped layers of packaging, and finally took out...a sapper shovel?
Xun Yin said proudly: "Look at this bucket, it is made of high-strength alloy removed from the gun barrel of your black triangle starship, and it is also inlaid with the special product of this planet - the Omen Stone, which can increase the efficiency of land reclamation and promote the growth of plants. "
"Look at the body of this shovel again. On it is a pattern of good harvests carved by me myself. On the top there is a Dangkang sitting on the top. It is the mythical beast that blesses the harvest of crops in the legends of the ancient Milky Way!"
"In the future, when you are tired from farming, just look at this shovel more, and you will soon regain your energy. If you have God's help, you will be as strong as an ox, and ten acres a day! Are you moved?"
Star Thief Serf: "..."
Even if it is broken, it is still a farm tool for farming!
Different from their reactions, the fans who saw the shape of the engineering shovel from the live broadcast room were jealous and envious:
[So handsome!I can! 】
[This kind of exquisite work of art is used to cultivate the land, it is really desecrating it! 】
[Kneeling to ask the anchor teacher to open the purchase channel for the engineer shovel, I am willing to pay 100 million to buy this shovel, or help the anchor teacher plant 100 acres of land for free. 】
[The serf over there actually rolled his eyes at the anchor teacher's shovel, I'll report him with my real name! 】
[Let go of that shovel, let me do it! ! 】,
system::"……"
Is this what you can't get is always in turmoil, but what you are favored has nothing to worry about?
"I want it too!" It used the data to make an identical engineer shovel for itself, and treasured it in a small black room called "The Host and Me".
After distributing the gifts, the production competition ended like this. Xun Yin was about to end the live broadcast, but saw the barrage exclaimed: "Wait, what is that?!"
Not far behind, the roof of the toilet was suddenly lifted by a gust of wind. It turned out that the excrement thief was dissatisfied with the fruits of his many days of labor being crushed by the star thief serfs and rushed over to beat them.
As an ether, its body should be invisible, but due to being marinated in the compost pit for many days, not only the body of the dung thief has a light dark brown color, but also emits a stream of manure from the inside out The taste - pungent, hot eyes.
The fans who hadn't had time to quit the live broadcast were stunned. Looking at the huge monster like a whirlwind, and feeling its existence from the three dimensions of sight, smell and touch, someone finally asked: "Is this the first silver moon star?" The invasive species recently announced by the Institute of Mental Power—Ether?"
[The announcement was too exaggerated, there was not even a picture of Ether, I didn't believe it at first.But seeing this scene... I began to believe it a little bit. 】
[If all the ethers have this honor... Hehe, I agree, they must be eliminated! 】
【So it's not a ghost... I don't know why, but I feel a little disappointed in my heart. 】
The author says:
感谢在2022-10-1104:18:18-2022-10-1203:31:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: Xue Yinglan, Mu Qingfeng-_-1 bottle;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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