After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

The two black shadows hanging by the window to dry are the two ghosts who accidentally fell into this world.

To be honest, Li Gui was also very confused.

The aura of the interstellar world is naturally inferior to that of the high-level world. After they conscientiously served as the air conditioner for Xun Yin for three days, they realized that the seal on their bodies had weakened, so they sneaked out of the spar.

As soon as a head popped out, I found that this world was frighteningly weak.

The ghost was overjoyed, and gusts of yin wind were rolled up, and a black yin qi surrounded the whole body, only the miserable head was exposed.

Its black hair hung down to cover its face, and its two dark eyes looked at the couple on the bed, and said with a vicious smile: "You are so strong and strong, if you want to blame you, you were born in this place where the spiritual energy is thin Eat the resurrected blood of my blood river ancestor!"

Another ethereal female ghost was not to be outdone, and said with a shrill voice, "Don't worry, the souls of the two of them will not be wasted. Ghost dress."

She was wearing a spooky silver-gray long dress, with thick gray fog constantly floating out of it. In the fog, there were countless innocent souls struggling, ups and downs, but unable to escape. Their faces were full of pain and resentment. It can disturb people's will.

This old ghost of Blood River and Ghost Girl of Thousand Souls caused disasters in the realm of comprehension, killing many ordinary people without spiritual roots and cultivators of small sects. It was not until the trouble was too big that they were captured by Cen Peihuan, the master of Tianyin Pavilion, leading his disciples The result was that the deacon's disciple was blinded by the ghost tricks by the second ghost. He mistakenly confused the sealed spar containing the ghost with the ordinary spirit stone, and threw it into the gate of the world. Only then did the second ghost open his eyes again opportunity to this world.

Knowing that they had escaped from birth, they believed in their own abilities, and without any repentance, they wanted to attack a couple on the bed to make up for their souls that were almost broken.

"Hehe, it's still a pair of men." Thousand Soul Ghost Girl stretched out her claws, and her scarlet fingertips touched the face of the man sleeping by the window: "My sister, I like to attack young men who are full of blood!"

She has lost [-]% of her cultivation base, and she can still be so confident. Naturally, it is because the form of a ghost is between fiction and reality. Ordinary people can't even see her. Even if she is killed, others will think that the victim is suffering from something. disease.

Thousand Soul Ghost Girl especially likes to attack people when they are sleeping. The young man whose soul was taken by her seems to be in a deep sleep to outsiders. Seeing with my own eyes that my body was withered and turned into a mummy.

At this moment, she lowered her head, turned her red lips towards the face of the man by the window, and scolded: "Old ghost, why don't you do it?"

The old ghost of Xuehe continued to laugh and said: "You bitch is quite particular, so I'll start with this kid's limbs. You can still survive without limbs, and you won't be delayed in absorbing Yang Qi."

"After eating these two people, you and I will lie dormant in this remote place for a while, eat a few more mortals, and wait for the magic power to be perfect, then go to the Tianyin Pavilion and arrest those meddling women. You my blood slave!"

He couldn't help but licked his lips, and there was a little will-o'-the-wisp in his empty eyes, as if he saw a beautiful future.

6 Then—

"Snapped!"

A slap on the face of the old ghost of Xuehe, slapping his soul body for a moment.

Xun Yin turned over and slapped Old Blood River Ghost again with the other hand, his fingers trembling.

"Why is the air conditioner a bit cold today? And——"

He grabbed the old ghost of Xuehe hanging on his body, with long, rag-like hair, and flipped it to the side, his eyes were not straightened: "Mo Ran, check if the windows are not closed, the curtains are blowing to me body!"

Ning Moran was woken up by him, and he tucked the quilt for Xun Yin, opened his eyes and said, "Okay, I..."

His expression paused, and all the words he was about to say were blocked in his throat.

I saw a skinny but somewhat glamorous woman's face with black eyeliner and smoky makeup pressed down from above, her lips painted with black-purple lipstick were slightly parted, as if to give him a deep impression. kiss.

Ning Moran: "!!"

He was so stimulated that he unleashed all his mental power, and kicked Qianhun Guinu out of the spaceship.

"Auntie, respect yourself!!"

He is a manly married man with a partner by his side!

The moment he touched the soul body, Ning Moran felt something was wrong, as if he had kicked on a sticky, jelly-like jelly.

But the spiritual power can make his strength exert on the soul body, which makes Ning Moran vaguely have a very familiar feeling... It seems that he did the same thing a long time ago.

When is it?

He shook his head and didn't think about it anymore. He turned his head and saw another ghost that was being grabbed by the hair by Xun Yin. Thinking of what Xun Yin said just now, he thought it wanted to do something indecent to Xun Yin.

How unreasonable!This ghost is uglier than the one that tried to moles him before!

Ning Moran picked up the hair of the old ghost of Xuehe without hesitation, and threw it out heavily.

Two ghosts: "..."

They looked at each other in blank dismay as they faced the barren field outside the spaceship, the robust crop fields and the cold moon.

"No reason!"

The two ghosts have been domineering for many years, and they have never suffered such a big grievance from mortals!They clearly saw that Ning Moran didn't have a trace of aura on his body!

What's worse is——

"He called me aunt!" Qianhun Guinu screamed.

"He said I was ugly!" The old blood river ghost's face was deformed by anger.

Anger burned the two ghosts' rationality, and they didn't think that mortals could do anything to them. The two ghosts regrouped and killed them back aggressively.

...Then they saw Xun Yin who had come to his senses and listened to Ning Mo Ran tell the whole story, holding a suona and looking murderous.

"It's you who did it to my people?!"

He didn't say a word, the sound of the suona, which had frightened the starless stars and scattered the souls of countless heavenly demons, spread in the dark night. Floating, every time they float, the yin energy on their bodies will be reduced by one layer.

It wasn't until the second ghost was dehydrated and air-dried that Xun Yin put down the suona and glanced at it with disgust: "Tell me, what's the matter with you?"

The second ghost's true face was exposed under the 1000-watt light, and the blood river old ghost's body had long been smashed into a pile of cotton wool. The reason why it showed a head was only because there was only one head left.

And the Thousand Souls and Ghosts skirt of the Thousand Souls and Ghosts lost two sleeves, and a large part of the skirt was torn off, turning into a vest with slits, as if it was picked up from some trash can.

They held their heads in their hands, squatted in the corner, and told their origins in a timely manner, just begging Xun Yin not to torture them with that strange musical instrument.

"It turned out that my teacher caught you." Xun Yin suddenly realized: "Ms. Cen sent you here because she must have heard that I lack serfs recently. This is all because of her love for disciples!"

Is that right?

The two ghosts looked at each other blankly. They originally thought that it was because of their superb ghost skills that they could escape from the group of righteous stinky girls in Tianyin Pavilion, but now they are not so sure.

The kid named Xun Yin in front of him is so sinister and vicious. As his teacher, Tianyin Pavilion Master will only be more sinister and vicious. Maybe he really let them go on purpose to kill their will to fight?

"Damn so poisonous!"

"shameless!"

"I'm not a real person, but you are a real ghost!" They yelled.

Xun Yin's eyes sharpened, and it was another suona song that shook the world and wept ghosts and gods, making the two ghosts ecstatic, unable to survive or die.

When the song was over, they became two painted skins pasted on the wall, without any energy to swear, Xun Yin answered whatever he asked.

"Why do you look so ugly?"

"Anyway, no one else can see it, so just grow it casually."

"Besides, being ugly can help scare people, and it's easier to start after scaring off the three Yanghuos on your body."

"how about you?"

"My family wanted to seduce young men, so I drew a skin for myself."

"The painter is good."

"Thank you, thank you." Qianhun Guinu trembled, half of her face fell off, and she hurriedly smiled softly at Xunyin.

Xun Yin: "..."

"What did you want to do to me and Mo Ran?"

"First pumped your soul, then sucked your yang energy, finally cramped your bones, skinned and bled you, and ate you raw."

Xun Yin sneered and said, "You two are professional enough, the garbage collectors in Edge Star are not as good at recycling as you are!"

"Since you love waste sorting so much, stay and sort fertilizer for me."

"What?" Thousand Soul Ghost Girl thought she had heard wrong.

But soon she knew that her ears were fine.

The fertilizer here in Xunyin is mainly provided by Da Mao, Er Mao, the fierce beasts that used to live on Da Mao, and the chickens, ducks and geese at home. However, due to the different protein content in mammal and bird feces, different fertilizers need to be added when composting. materials, which used to be taken care of by ether serfs, but now...

"Woo, woo, woo..." There were gusts of wind.

In a blink of an eye, the blood river old ghost and the thousand soul ghost girl have been sorting garbage on the planet δ-r5346 for a week.

"I'm so sorry, really..." Two lines of blood and tears fell from the empty eyes of the old blood river ghost, and a pool of blood had accumulated under it, which kept flowing outside. .

The Thousand Soul Ghost Girl is not much better than it, her soul power is dim, her dirty clothes are full of stains, and her appearance is worse than the beggars on the street. , the wandering soul has faded a lot, the pain on the face is still there, but they are covering their noses in unison, and mourning: "It stinks, it stinks!"

Thousand Soul Ghost Girl screamed: "Shut up!"

As Xun Yin's captive, the second ghost has no ghost power at all. Only at nightfall can they leave the toilet briefly to bask in the starlight and replenish their exhausted soul power.

"Damn Xunyin, damn Tianyin Pavilion!" Qianhun Guinu screamed incompetently and furiously: "In this ghost place, besides him, there is only one violent, savage, ignorant stinky man, otherwise if there is fresh blood to supplement , why are we here!"

"That's right," the old ghost of Xuehe said sadly: "But you and I are ghosts, and the characteristic is that they live a long time. As long as they live longer than him, they will find a chance to escape sooner or later. Besides, Xun Yin is acting so arrogantly. I don't believe he has no enemies coming to him!"

Most of it said this to comfort itself, and a small part of it was the idea of ​​"my life is longer than Xun Yin, and I will take revenge on his soul after killing him". I can feel a few traces of humanity floating in the distance.

"It can't be wrong!" The old blood river ghost frantically shook the ghost girl with thousands of souls: "It's a human! It's a fresh person!"

The two ghosts looked behind cautiously, and used their remaining soul power to cast a mute talisman on Xun Yin and Ning Moran, so as not to affect their sleep, and then they turned into their most terrifying appearances with hideous expressions, Qiqi Pounced on the incoming person.

"be quick!"

"Be sure!"

"Be ruthless!"

"As soon as we meet, scare these people's three fires and take their bodies away. We must not wait until the evil Xun Yin wakes up, otherwise we will be thrown into the toilet by him to sort the excrement again!"

In order not to dig out excrement in the toilet, the two ghosts burst out with amazing fighting spirit, turned into two dark winds and swept towards the uninvited guests.

Behind them, Xun Yin felt that there was no danger, wrapped himself in a quilt, and talked in a dream in a quiet and warm atmosphere: "The old society turned people into ghosts, and the new society turned ghosts into people...Come on! Labor reform, What a ghost in the new era!"

The author says:

感谢在2022-10-0803:58:29-2022-10-0903:04:01期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of ripples; 538834135 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!