After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

Task [-]: Make a fake marriage certificate, the task difficulty is SS.

Task [-]: Move the Gamma star marriage bureau to Rose β star, the task difficulty is SSS.

The staff officer in charge of these two tasks said: "We are like saying, "I have moved the Marriage Bureau here, you guys get married quickly!""

Another staff officer said: "Isn't it natural to devote oneself to the general?"

"Besides, our general is 29 years old. If we don't marry Master Xun this time, when will we find someone better than this?"

Several people looked at each other and speeded up their movements tacitly.

——Absolutely complete the task without fail!We must not let the general become an old man!

Oh, novels about old men are popular recently on Starnet, and the little wife in it is too eye-catching!The behavior of the old man after falling in love is not as if he has taken off the order, but as if he has lost his mind.

Compared with this, Master Xun is simply a good husband in China!

The author of the old man's novel "Genius Brain 168" has deep merits and fame.

So when Xun Yin landed at the "Gamma Star Port", what he saw were the ribbons and big red flowers hanging all over the Star Port, the colorful balloons tied to the top of the starship, and a group of smiling faces, holding wreaths to welcome them Starport employees.

This environment...is so frightening amidst the festivities.

Xun Yin took the wreath with her mouth twitching, and asked, "Who died? Is it a funeral?"

staff member:"??"

"Isn't this wreath placed at the funeral?"

"No, no, this is what we used to celebrate your wedding. I heard that in the ancient Milky Way, wreaths represent joy and auspiciousness. You are the pride of our Gamma star, and these are sent by the star people who admire you."

The staff waved their hands, revealing the densely packed wreaths in Xinggang, and some photos of Xun Yin tearing up the Zerg were placed in the middle.

Xun Yin: "..."

This... is so filial, I can't bear it.

He couldn't help asking the staff: "The ancient Milky Way you are talking about...is it the ancient Milky Way that existed before the Big Bang and was established by a group of people from the Great Country?"

"Maybe... The author of that book said that his country unified the entire galaxy hundreds of millions of years ago, became the master of the universe, and created more than 80.00% of the inventions and miracles in the history of human civilization. Ah, I really want to Meet this great country!"

Xun Yin: "..."

Okay, the case is solved, it's all the fault of the stick!

He accepted all the wreaths with a strong face and a smile: "Thank you everyone, I like it very much, but I can't appreciate so many flowers by myself, please take them back. Putting flowers at home can also beautify the environment."

"It must be put in a vase!" When walking out of Xinggang, Xun Yin still gently and earnestly reminded everyone,

Everyone in Xinggang smiled and waved, agreeing very well.

But then they decided to take the wreaths home untouched and keep the flowers fresh with the best plastic wrap.

——This is a wreath blessed by Master Xun. If you collect this wreath, you can also find the best boyfriend in the universe just like the general!

Oh, and soon the husband.

The outside of Xinggang is also newly decorated. The musical fountain that almost aroused Xun Yin's suspicion when he first arrived is playing "Happy Marriage". Red Banner——

"Warmly celebrate the marriage between Xun Yin, a resident of this star, and Ning Moran, and the residents of the whole star wish both parties a happy marriage for a hundred years!"

Xun Yin breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily the idioms on the banner were correct.

Ning Moran saw his thoughts, and said in a low voice, "Professor Li from the Central Calligraphy Department wrote it."

Xun Yin froze for a moment, remembering that Professor Li was the calligrapher who often watched his live broadcast, and said in a low voice, "I don't know what's going on with them."

Ning Moran squeezed his palm: "Don't worry, it's okay. Holographic Live recently launched your suona collection. I heard that anyone who hears the ether will have reactions such as dizziness, vomiting, and palpitations. Therefore, the defense of the academy star It has not been breached yet."

"Then I'll go back and do a few more suona live broadcasts." Xun Yin breathed a sigh of relief: "Why don't you write a few more letters and ask Professor Li to post them on the school wall. Well... you can also embroider two pictures of the door gods, Hang it at the main entrance of the school, so it should be effective."

Ning Moran looked at him softer - the person he likes is such a noble and selfless existence.

Xun Yin thought to himself: With the advertisements of the two famous schools, Central Comprehensive and Central Arts, his art will definitely sell better than before!Hmm... I heard that it costs 200 million yuan to make an advertisement on the advertising wall in the campus of Central China Central Academy. He occupies the four walls and two gates of the house. If there are not a few hundred million, I am afraid that he will not be able to get it!

These free works of art should be regarded as advertising fees, if it is not enough... then treat him as a free prostitute!It's nice to have someone at school!

Xiao Ning is also really kind, she doesn't dislike him at all for wasting precious newlywed time to make money, what a virtuous husband!

In this atmosphere of mutual approval, the two walked into the rented air shuttle holding hands. Seeing the newly replaced Double Happiness seat covers in the air shuttle, and hearing the deafening rock version of "Happy Newly Married", Xun Yin suddenly remembered something:

"By the way, how did the folks from Star Gamma know that we are going to get married?"

Ning Moran sat in the driver's seat, turned his head, looked at Xun Yin with his cold and warm blue eyes, and said a little nervously: "I told them, you won't blame me, will you?"

"How could it be?" Xun Yin was already thinking about how many red envelopes to receive—this is also a custom in the ancient Milky Way!

It is said that Gamma Star has a total of 20 billion people, even if one in a thousand comes to his wedding, there will still be 200 million red envelopes... Cough cough, no, then you have to prepare 200 million souvenirs, what a shame Great project!

Once, after returning to the house where he had been away for a long time, Xun Yin started dyeing red eggs, red duck eggs, and red goose eggs without much rest.The dyed eggs are bundled with pure heart grass leaves and tied with a beautiful peace knot, which is a very affordable gift.

Katu came to help him. Ning Moran is not good at these things, so he coughed lightly: "I'll check the route to the Marriage Bureau."

With that said, he picked up the optical brain and walked out of the room.

Through the window, Xun Yin glanced at the man in the yard who was bathed in sunlight, looking even tougher and handsome, his heart beat half a beat faster.

——Is that how you got married?

[I thought you people in the last days would get along quickly and break up quickly, and you wouldn't get married so easily. 】The system said.

"I used to think so too." The scissors rustled to cut the paper, and Xun Yin cut Double Happiness briskly: [But later I figured it out. , to escape the unpredictability of reality and one's own weakness. 】

[In the precarious situation of the end of the world, this is a view of love that is beneficial to the physical and mental health of both parties, but it is different now. 】

"What's different?" the system asked.

【I will always stand with Xiao Ning. 】Xun Yin said: "This is a decision after careful consideration."

[The unpredictability of reality cannot separate us, and our own weakness will not make us yield. As long as he stands by my side, I am confident that I can overcome all difficulties. 】

"Maybe this is love." Xun Yin said.

System: "..." No, this is the macho's contempt!Beautiful men are only for the strong!

While it was complaining sourly in his heart, Ning Moran seemed to feel something, and smiled at Xun Yin from the French window, his eyes gathered sunshine.

Qin Ling, who was facing Optical Brain, raised his eyebrows: "So the two muscles at the corners of your lips haven't lost their function? I thought you had functional facial paralysis since puberty."

Although he was a little worried about Qinling's safety when we didn't meet, Ning Moran only found him annoying when we did meet: "Say something quickly—"Xun Yin disappeared and gave birth" You released the outrageous news, right? ?You deliberately led me back to the Federation, what do you want to tell me? "

Qin Ling chuckled: "Don't be rough, it's important—the rebel army found out that Little Peony is on Gamma Planet, and sent an advance team to attack him."

Ning Moran: "I'm going to notify the Gamma Star Command to raise the alert."

The expeditionary force already had a good relationship with the planet defenders of the edge star, not to mention that after experiencing the parasite accident caused by Luo Ruiyu together, Ning Moran was equivalent to saving the gamma star once, and even established contact with the planet's executive officer.

He was thinking about the words to persuade the executive officer of the planet in his mind, and Qin Ling's eyes softened during the communication, and he said sincerely: "Hei Huo, happy newlyweds."

"Thank you." Ning Moran's expression also softened a lot, as if returning to the time when the two were brothers many years ago, he said to Qin Ling: "Don't die in front of me, and—"

"Ok?"

"Remember to send red envelopes for the newlyweds. Xun Yin said that the red envelopes given by my family should be at least 10 times that of outsiders. I don't object if you want to give 100 times. Anyway, I will return it when you get married."

Qin Ling: "..."

Is this a euphemism for "robbing, borrowing but not repaying"?

Give him back his touch!

Ning Moran contacted Youjin after hanging up the communication, and learned that they wanted to buy the Gamma Star Marriage Center at a high price, but the other party refused to sell it, so they had to build a 1:1 imitation overnight. Put into use.

Ning Moran praised Eugene's efficiency, and took over the difficult task of "delaying time".

"By the way," he remembered one more thing: "Don't bother training marriage registration personnel, we won't be the only ones queuing up, you are responsible for recruiting other unmarried couples."

Eugene: "..."

Expeditionary Force Forum:

Task [-]: Register the marriage between the general and them, a two-person task, and the task difficulty is SSSS.

The rare 4S task has attracted many people.

[If I remember correctly, what was the last 4S mission? 】

[Go to the desolate star numbered γ-b454 and catch 10 pairs of dinosaurus, 10 pairs of hadrosaurs, and 10 pairs of goose-billed imperial dragons.In order to hurry, the brother who took the task jumped directly into the lair of the goose-billed Tyrannosaurus rex, and was almost pecked into a watering can. 】

[I can carry a gun and bleed for the general, but selling myself...isn't it a bit too difficult? 】

[What is the real expeditionary force who can't dedicate their chastity to the general?I regestrated!Please assign me a young and attractive lady, I'm straight! 】

[Young and beautiful lady?Didn't you know that apart from the old people who have retired, Rose β star even has a mosquito? 】

【…】

On the day of marriage registration, Xun Yin noticed a strange phenomenon. Among the people who registered for marriage before and after them were all two men... No, there were still women, a young man who was only two or three years older than Katu. Guided by an old man with gray hair, he walked tremblingly to the marriage registration window.

"Did they go the wrong way?" Xun Yin asked, "Are they going to the Social Security Bureau next door to receive a pension?"

"No." The old lady and the young man entered the cubicle, and came out after a while with two big red books.

Xun Yin: "..."

Behind the young and old couple was a pair of bearded, muscular men with muscular chests. They walked into the cubicle with their shoulders crossed. They looked like a date of war rather than marriage.

They also came out with big red books.

Then there are elites in suits and leather shoes, soldiers with stern faces, doctors in white coats...

"Wait, isn't that Mr. Eugene?" Xun Yin said, "There is only one person. Could it be the staff of the Marriage Institute?"

Upon hearing his words, Eugene came over and said with a smile, "No, I'm also here to get married."

He raised his right hand, and the optical computer on his wrist was locked with a diamond-encrusted platinum buckle. Eugene kissed the optical computer screen and said with a smile: "Today is my wedding day with the optical computer. Thank you Federation for respecting everyone's respect." Marriage is free."

When talking, Youjin gave Ning Moran a look, which means, it's interesting enough, I will come to cheer for you in person.

Ning Moran: "..."

You might as well not come.

It feels like the sanctity of marriage has almost been played by these people.

Before entering the cubicle, Xun Yin asked: "Mr. Eugene, why are all the people getting married today are male partners? Are there very few heterosexuals in Gamma Star?"

You Jin signaled Ning Moran not to panic, and he said calmly: "Because everyone knows that today is the day for Master Xun to receive his certificate, and all same-sex couples want to take advantage of Master Xun's joy to make their future marriages go smoothly."

Xun Yin accepted this explanation and dispelled any previous doubts.

——Also, this is not Lujiang.

He saw himself in the front queue, and said goodbye to Eugene: "Thank you, Mr. Eugene, are we going to get the certificate?"

"Go." Eugene waved his hand, took a group photo of the two of them with his "newly married partner", and sent it to the small group inside the expeditionary army.

【Congratulations! 】

【Congratulations, Admiral! 】

[I'm so envious of being able to bless their comrades at the scene, but it's a pity that I'm not on vacation at Rose β Star, otherwise I can find someone to get married in order to watch them receive their certificates! 】

The people at the scene hehe said: "That sounds nice, do you want this blessing for you?"

After speaking, he took a disgusted look at the "newly married partner" with thicker shoulders and thicker beard than himself.

[If the old marshal can see this scene, he will be happy, right? 】

As soon as these words came out, the group fell into a long silence.

After a long time, someone said: "On the anniversary of the death this year, let's take the mother's body and the general's marriage certificate to visit the old marshal. I believe he will be able to see it!"

【of course!The Marshal turned into a star in the universe, watching us all the time! 】

……

"Crack!" Two steel seals landed on the red certificate, proving that the two had concluded a reasonable and legal marriage.

"Okay." Xun Yin said happily: "The wedding banquet can be arranged, and I want to invite the whole star to have a feast!"

Ning Moran: "..."

It is hard to say whether the expeditionary force on this planet can gather 200 million people, he can only mobilize the population as much as possible.

Fortunately, Xun Yin said again: "However, it would be good to have one in a thousand people come."

Ning Mo set off some snacks and helped him prepare the dishes for the wedding banquet. Even though he was a newlywed, Eugene came to their house to help every day, chatting with Ning Moran when he had nothing to do.

"What about the rebels? Didn't they say that their advance team will arrive soon?"

"It's just these two days." But there was no news of any invasion from Gamma Star, which made people very puzzled.

"Could it be a defection?"

Ning Moran shook his head.

If it is other armies, there is indeed a possibility of defection, but according to Qin Ling, many people in the rebel army have long been brainwashed by ether in the laboratory, and have already become their faithful believers.

The advance team is composed of such a group of "fanatics".

How could they betray the ether?

At the same time, a small starship was struggling forward in the turbulence of the universe.

Nearby are the wreckage of starships and mechs, which together form a "isolation zone" that makes it difficult for starships and other flying objects to move.

"I'm afraid we were drawn into the cemetery of the expeditionary army known as the "Dark Forest" by the wormhole. "The captain said: "Their fighters will try their best to drag the enemy here before they die. Their bodies have been destroyed with the armor, but their spirits will stay here with the wreckage, and use them as thorns. Beyond the rose line of defense is the last line of defense for human beings. "

"Because it's the cemetery of mechs and starships, the electromagnetic signals here are disordered, we can't receive any signals, and we can't locate them on the star map. If we want to leave here and go to Gamma Planet, we need a guide."

"Guide? Where can I find a guide so coincidentally?"

Before the deputy captain finished speaking, he suddenly saw a starship with "Gamma Planet Public Transportation" painted on the outside, rubbing against the edge of the dark forest, and slowly sailing towards Hesse Star.

"It doesn't take much effort to get it!" They were overjoyed.

The captain said without hesitation: "Go at full speed! Stretch out the accelerated particle cannon, and signal to the opposite starship: "Robbery!""

The starship on the opposite side sailed from Rose β star, which was improved from the round-trip special train of the black triangle pirate ship, and was responsible for sending Qu Ruixue, who had finished treatment, back to Hesse star.

The captain saw the small broken ship that was about to rob them from a distance, and told his subordinates: "Let him rob! Remember to hide the various weapons on the flagship, such as orbital cruise laser cannons, super-energy beam particle cannons...don't put the opponent Scared away!"

The author says:

感谢在2022-09-3003:59:26-2022-10-0103:29:09期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: I love Erlang God one;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：xiaomamei2230瓶；我愛巧克力10瓶；十年一生9瓶；坠落星光5瓶；Autumn4瓶；星尘、紫月2瓶；木清风-_-、Lily、hehe46081瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!