After I left the entertainment industry to farm, I became a top star

The two snaked up the mountain together.

The little beautiful dog sneakily crawled ahead.

Xun Yin wanted to see how it annoyed a nest of chickens, ducks and geese, so he signaled Ning Mo Ran to keep quiet.

The two quietly followed behind the mamba's tail, using its body to cover up its movements.Soon, after crossing a section of rough mountain road, you can see more than a dozen huge chicken-billed dragons, hadrosaurs and goose-billed imperial dragons wandering on the gentle slope of the mountainside.

They stalk with their heads held high, sometimes they lower their heads to peck two leaves on the treetops, and sometimes they raise their heads to pick a stone on the mountain wall, so leisurely.

Suddenly, a hadrosaur issued a "quack" alarm, two big black eyes lit up, and rushed towards one direction.

I saw it flapping its wings excitedly, flying up to the halfway up the mountain more than ten meters high, holding the rocks tightly with its two barbed claws, nagging between the rocks with its flat mouth a few times, and took out a half-meter long white worm.

Hadrosaurus raised its neck: "Quack quack!"

Xun Yin thought it was laughing.

It was too late and then quickly, a gust of wind passed by, and I saw Xiaomei, who was still in front of the two of them just now, quickly climbed up a big tree nearby, tied her body with a slipknot on the tree, and pulled back Then a loose tail.

With a "whoosh", it shot itself straight out like a slingshot, hitting the fluffy feathers of the platypus.

"Gah!" The hadrosaur felt the pain and loosened its mouth.

Xiaomei stuck her head into its mouth, grabbed the bug and ran away.

The hadrosaur was stunned for half a second, and then let out an earth-shattering cry.

"quack!"

That bug snatcher is here again!

All of a sudden, the flock of birds rioted.

I saw Xiaomei nimbly walking among the mountains, and behind her was a large group of chickens, ducks and geese who wanted to peck her, and she could hear "chirp, creak, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!", and a few feathers fell from the sky from time to time.

Xun Yin: "...I seem to understand why it was driven out of the chicken coop."

This is not the fault of chickens, ducks and geese at all!

"Who did you learn from?" Xun Yin was puzzled.

Xiaomei has been with him since Seablue Star, at most, she was taken out by Ning Moran a few times during the live broadcast, how could she still learn to rob?

Ning Moran coughed lightly, and said, "Maybe he's self-taught."

Before Xun Yin could react, he said, "Okay, now all the poultry in the chicken coop have been lured out by Xiaomei, let's hurry up and touch the eggs!"

"..." Xun Yin left the matter of Xiaomei behind and followed him.

The chicken coop is more than ten meters high and is built on dry and steep rocks.Underneath, a shallow pit was dug for composting.

Thirty pairs of chickens, ducks and geese had just adapted to the environment the day before yesterday and started laying eggs. In three days, they laid a total of [-] eggs, which was similar to the egg production rate of the big geese raised by Xun Yin in his previous life.

When Ning Mo Ran came, he brought four large woven bags stuffed with straw, and each of them carried six eggs. They quietly walked around behind the chicken coop, and were about to go down the mountain——

"Whoa whoa!!!"

The four eyes matched the two big goose eyes.

It turned out that for some reason, one of the largest gooses did not go to the snake, but dozed off in the woods at the end of the chicken coop.I saw two egg thieves from a distance. The mother goose flapped her wings and rushed over like a small fighter jet, knocking down several waist-thick trees.

"Too bad." Xun Yin and Ning Moran looked at each other.

Ning Moran gave him the woven bag: "You go first."

"No!" Xun Yin said, "I'll come, you go!"

"Come on!"

"No!"

Although people in this world can use mechas, according to Xun Yin's observation, none of them can fight by themselves. Without mechas, they are just a bunch of fighting scum.

And Ning Moran...

Out of selfishness, Xun Yin adjusted up his combat power, thinking that he should have 0.8 goose.

【Taller. ] The system does not miss any chance to apply eye drops: [I think it is at most 0.5 goose. 】

【You can't have such a weak man. In my previous life, I picked you out of a dozen mutant beasts of this size! 】

At that time, Xun Yin was picking a dozen or so, and the system felt that with his combat power, it was conservatively estimated that it was also 10 geese.

[How can a 0.5 goose him be worthy of a 10 goose you?It's wrong to be in the wrong household, host! 】

Before the system finished speaking, the goose-billed Emperor Dragon had already rushed in front of the two of them, while Xun Yin and Ning Moran were still pushing each other to let the other go first.

No matter how you look at it, it is the behavior of cannon fodder in Lujiang novels.

The goose made a ferocious cry.

Xun Yin was anxious, and hurriedly dragged Ning Moran to the back, "Let's go!"

... didn't move.

There was a counter force from his own arm, and the combined effect of the two forces was that the two of them stood there staring wide-eyed, their arm muscles swelled, and veins appeared on their foreheads.

"........."

The two eyes met, and there seemed to be a hint of shock in the depths of the eyes.

It's too late to say--

"That's too late!"

The goose's head has already penetrated the leaves, and the sharp serrations in its mouth can be seen clearly, like a pair of densely arranged small razors, which can definitely shave off most of its body in one bite.

Xun Yin: "You left and I right!"

Escaping is impossible, the arms that were holding each other loosened, Xun Yin and Ning Moran tacitly surrounded the Goose-billed Emperor Dragon that was seven or eight times bigger than himself, and began to roll up their sleeves.

The big goose's neck bent downwards, its eyes gradually focused, and finally saw clearly the two human beings who were insignificant compared to it.

"Oh——" Its growl was stuffed back into its throat, and it abruptly raised a pitch.

In the next second, I saw it flapping its wings desperately, patting the soles of its feet on the ground to stop the charge, turning 360 degrees in mid-air, and rushing back into the forest at a faster speed than before.

There seemed to be a few drops of wet water left on the ground.

Xun Yin: "..."

Ning Moran: "..."

The system that is rolling up its sleeves with the host: [……………]

[Why does it look like it has seen a ghost? 】The system is puzzled.

【Oh, maybe it's because I just beat it three days ago. 】Xun Yin said: 【No wonder I'm a little familiar with the alopecia areata on its neck just now. 】

The system complained: [I think it's so bald that it doesn't look like it's just been beaten, you remember it right? 】

For some reason, Ning Moran who was next to him suddenly sneezed earth-shatteringly.

The little accident that happened while touching the egg was silently forgotten by the two of them. On the way down the mountain, Ning Moran saw Xun Yin's slender back and immediately put aside his strength to fight against himself.

"Shall I help you carry the eggs?"

"no, I'm fine."

"It's too heavy, at least fifty or sixty catties."

"Okay." Xun Yin shook his hands, shyly put the bag of eggs on his shoulder, and wiped Ning Moran's sweat with the back of his hand: "Look, you're tired."

system:【……】

It turned its head, didn't see it, endured it again and again, but still couldn't help it: [The acting skills are too bad! 】

Both of you!

In the end, the four bags of eggs all fell on Xiaomei's back, and the two "weak" humans supported each other and went down the mountain.

Xiaomei didn't realize——

It's two hundred catties, what a joke!

It sucks the big white worms it snatched from the mouths of chickens, ducks, and geese, and feels that the snake is alive and well.

After returning to the house, Xun Yin calculated: "There are seven or eight eggs every day, more than 200 in a month, and there will be more in the future. If you don't eat them, they will go bad."

"I just promised my neighbors to invite them to dinner. I was busy live broadcasting a few days ago, and I only made a few big pot dishes for Kathu to share with the neighbors. Today, I have time and ingredients, so let's invite them to a whole egg feast. .”

Even the reasons are ready-made - won the challenge, congratulations!

Ning Moran thought for a while, and suggested: "Since it's a celebration banquet, don't just invite the neighbors, you can let the fans in the live broadcast room have fun together, they don't know you can cook, do they?"

"... That's right." Xun Yin thought about the great role the fans played in his victory over Luo Ruiyu, and immediately said: "Please, please!"

Invite fans to eat without even spending ingredients!What a bargain.

That afternoon, although most fans knew that the anchor teacher was off the air this afternoon, they still had a glimmer of hope and put on the holographic helmet.

When they saw the closed live broadcast room, a trace of disappointment appeared in their hearts, and suddenly——

[The anchor you follow invited you to participate in a special event, do you agree? 】

agreed, agreed!

Fans rushed into the live broadcast room excitedly, wanting to listen to another konghou song that they hadn't heard enough in the morning, or to learn a beautiful ancient poem, and the result——

【what is this? 】

In front of them, there was a big iron pot and a big egg that stood upright.

What a big, big pot, and such a big, big egg!

The anchor teacher wore a chef's hat, skillfully turned the pot, and said: "Welcome everyone. Today I will teach you how to cook three of the most familiar home-cooked dishes—"

"Scrambled eggs, steamed custard, and egg drop soup!"

Fans: […]

who I am?where am I?After the music anchor, cultural anchor, and beauty anchor, the anchor teacher I follow has become a food anchor again? !

Not that no one protested.

[I'm here to listen to music, what's the matter with cooking? 】

[I can eat rice anytime, I just want to watch the host play the harp, or I can chat about poetry while writing. 】

[Yes, these are elegant, how can an artist's hand be used to shake the spoon? 】

[Do you mean that our anchor teacher is not elegant?You fake fans!The hands of our anchor teacher can also be used to plow and weed the field! 】

[Gengtian, can the matter of scholars be confused with Dian Shao?Do you understand that the gentleman is far away from the kitchen?Mindless fanboys! 】

[Hey, do you want to have a date? 】

[Appointments are made! 】

……

The conflict broke out unexpectedly, and ended extremely hastily. In less than 3 minutes, the pair of friends who had already exploded their addresses and were about to come to make a date suddenly stopped provoking each other.

Because of the fragrance, it is so fragrant!

The golden egg has just solidified in the oil pan, like a mass of melted broken gold, and a few pinches of emerald green scallions are dotted on it, adding great color and aroma to the simple scrambled eggs.

Xun Yin held the pot with one hand and put the eggs on a snow-white dinner plate, as if covering a snow mountain with a golden top.

The rich aroma can no longer be covered, and it pours aggressively into the surrounding scent collectors, and also into the ears, noses, mouths and eyes of the audience.

Gollum.

It's obviously not meal time, and even lunch has already been eaten, but what's the matter with the unstoppable saliva?

It seems that there is more than just an ordinary scrambled egg on the plate. It is soft and delicious, with a tangy aroma, and every inch of texture is shining with the holy light of temptation.

endure.

restraint.

reserved.

Finally... the saliva broke like a flood, and I couldn't hold it anymore!

【tell me!What kind of egg is this? 】

【I've never seen such an egg!it's so big!So fragrant! 】

[How much can I buy one?I pay three thousand, one catty! 】

"Cough." Xun Yin exchanged glances with Ning Moran, who was washing vegetables at the side. Originally, he was just inviting everyone to the celebration banquet, but unexpectedly, he unexpectedly opened up sales for his own agricultural products.

The ID who is passionately begging for eggs in the live broadcast room, if you read it correctly, is the one who said "The gentleman is far away from the chef", right?

"I'll talk about the egg later. If you really want to buy it, the anchor will post a link. It's not as expensive as three thousand one catty, it's just a normal price."

"But—" Xun Yin turned around, knocked the frying spoon on the edge of the pot, and his tone became serious.

"What I want to remind here is that the egg is not the most important thing, but the process of the host's scrambled eggs. If you want to eat the same scrambled eggs, you must pay attention to each operation step of the host, and there must be no disrespect for food. "

"It doesn't matter if you didn't see it clearly just now, I will fry it again here, please watch carefully."

After all, with a sound of "Zi La", the cold oil was poured into the pot.

There was silence in the live broadcast room, everyone's eyes were wide open, swallowing their saliva to watch the anchor shovel and shake the pot smoothly.The golden egg liquid was churning in the pot, and the splashing sparks illuminated his eyes——

Dedicated, enthusiastic, sincere...

Countless beautiful words can be used in these eyes, and the audience suddenly forgot their appetite when faced with the radiance in them.

After a long time, someone sent a bullet screen and sighed:

[Take back what I said earlier, this is art! 】

I don't know if it's the cooking skills or the anchor's eyes.

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"Egg custard is as simple as scrambled eggs. There are only three steps—beating eggs, steaming eggs, and seasoning."

"Egg drop soup is even simpler - stew the soup, beat the egg drop, and thicken the soup."

"The most exquisite ingredients often only require the simplest cooking method. Finally, we decorate the surface of the custard with a radish flower, and it's ready to be served!"

On the hospital bed, Luo Ruiyu couldn't control his emotions, smashed the optical brain in his hand, and angrily said: "I asked you to monitor Xun Yin, what is this?"

100 ways to eat eggs? !

The assistant stared at the screen, swallowed, and said, "But... is he really just making eggs?"

In addition to scrambled eggs, stewed egg custard, and egg drop soup, he also made egg crisps, egg rolls, omelets, fried rice with eggs and rice with eggs, tea eggs, preserved eggs, poached eggs, and more than a dozen other kinds that use eggs as the protagonist or supporting role. The delicious delicacies are assorted and appetizing.

...Of course, there is no need to tell Luo Ruiyu these things, he is already going to die of anger!

The assistant took a sympathetic look at Luo Ruiyu. He was wrapped up like a rice dumpling and lay straight on the hospital bed. Messy black scars could be seen from the gaps in the bandages, especially on his face and the ten fingers he was proud of. .

Although the medical cabin can quickly heal physical injuries, the neurological disorders caused by mental damage are difficult to recover. If there are no accidents, he will probably have facial paralysis + hand disability for a long time.

I don't know if it's because of eating a big egg meal in the live broadcast, but now the assistant looks at Luo Ruiyu, it seems that he has lost the feeling of reverence that he used to have, and even thinks his appearance is a bit funny.

"Impossible!" Luo Ruiyu said loudly on the bed: "He has been live broadcasting for so long, it is impossible to leave no trace! Go check, find his previous live broadcasts, I want to find his current address! I want to come... ..."

"What are you doing here?" the assistant asked.

Luo Ruiyu's pupils shrank, and the corners of his twisted lips looked cold and strange under the bandage. He said silently:

"I want his body."

He ruined me, and he used his own body to pay back, which is very reasonable.

Thinking of this, even the knife-like pain all over the body can be ignored. Luo Ruiyu's nails pierced through the bandages, leaving deep scratches on the hospital bed.

I hurt so much...it hurts...it hurts...but after tearing this body apart and getting into his body, it won't hurt, right?

Thinking of this, he burst out laughing, his fingernails reached his back, pierced through the flesh, "Chi la—", like tearing apart paper.

The fingertips slipped less than a centimeter, and were held by a steel-like hand.

"What are you doing?" Luo Ruiyu stared at the assistant dangerously.

"You can't hurt yourself anymore, we don't have the money to pay for the medical expenses." The assistant said, "If you enter the medical cabin again, you won't even have the money to treat your face, and you will be discharged this afternoon."

Luo Ruiyu wondered if the area of ​​the brain responsible for memory was injured during the transformation: "Impossible! I have a net worth of tens of billions!"

"You gave it to Xun Yin." The assistant took out the mortgage documents from the federal court.

"Other than that? I have more than 100 billion!" He said in disbelief.

"Use it to buy a holographic helmet, and then give it to fans in a lucky draw." The assistant took out the gun.

"Who told you to do this?!" Luo Ruiyu's chest heaved violently.

"It's you." The assistant found the recording in the room from the optical brain.

Amidst the magical sound of the harp, Luo Ruiyu ordered confidently, arrogantly, and arrogantly: "I can't allow that useless fan to surpass me... At all costs, get me enough holographic helmets!"

"Look, you said it yourself." The assistant recalled the feeling of obsession at that time, and replied in a low voice: "Every command of yours is a divine decree that must be carried out for me."

"I did it, are you happy?"

"You..." Luo Ruiyu's fingers trembled violently, he felt that his heart was overwhelmed and was about to explode in such anger.

In his rage, he remembered another thing, something important, something he should have known when he just woke up.

"Where's the snake? Where's the damn mamba that attacked me?"

"I want to peel off its skin, pull out its teeth one by one, throw it into boiling water to cook, throw it into a frying pan!"

"It hurt people, even the star beast management department can't protect it, I want it to die!"

"........."

The assistant coughed lightly, and showed him the hot searches of the day on Starnet.

In addition to #罗瑞羽计划被常#, #《生活挑战》危除#, #微海星蛋类货货#, #星海娱乐楚志句提罗瑞羽立蛇伤人案# In addition to related or irrelevant hot searches, Xun Yin once again became the focus of everyone's attention.

Because he posted a set of mortgage, purchase, and breeding documents for the mamba, with a simple caption: [Mine. 】

After the file is zoomed in, you can see the headshot. The scarred mamba snake with hatred eyes looks so familiar, the kind of familiarity that you can see every day...

"Yes, in order to pay for the purchase of the holographic helmet, it was not enough for me to sell all the assets in your account, so I mortgaged the mamba gifted to you by Master Luo Yiwen."

"As an extremely rare species in the marginal galaxy, it is very valuable."

"I didn't expect that the final buyer would be Xun Yin, but the matter has come to this point, you still want to open something, at least this way you don't have to pay a fine to the Star Beast management department."

The star beast that Luo Ruiyu raised attacked him. It was because of his poor discipline that he could only admit that he was unlucky.

As for the mamba, how to deal with it is Xun Yin's problem. Although the star animal management department cannot protect it, the federal personal property protection law can.

"..."

This newborn Zerg could no longer bear the successive blows. The ugly scars on its face that had already healed were split from the black scars, and the invisible tissue was constantly surging under the flesh, making the muscles on its cheeks appear weird. Wavy, rising and falling.

Invisible sound waves emanated from its body, and the assistant standing by the hospital bed was the first to be attacked. His eyes were frozen, and he commanded and moved one by one.

"Pick up the knife at hand." An irresistible order came from the spiritual force.

The assistant raised a sharp fruit knife, stabbed it hard into his temple, and then twisted the handle.

In the pain, his eyes were clear for a moment, and he tried to resist his actions, but the next moment, Luo Ruiyu raised his hand and grabbed his wrist fiercely, crushing his brain and even part of his skull under the assistant's desperate eyes.

After about 5 minutes, the person who had collapsed on the bed stood up again, "he" moved his intact fingers, found a bandage to wrap around the walnut-sized wound on the temple, frowned and said: "Trash. "

"Luo Ruiyu" on the bed was still breathing, staring blankly at the white ceiling, with ugly scars all over his body, making "he" want to look at it after one glance.

"These fingers are not flexible enough, let me think... which floor is the surgeon's office on... 22, 23..."

Brain and blood gushed out together, soaking the bandage, "he" stretched out his hand and wiped it casually: "We should go to the treatment cabin first."

The door of the ward was pushed open, and the nurse who came in to change the dressing saw the "assistant" with blood on his hands, and screamed in horror.

The next moment, the nurse's eyes were also frozen. The "assistant" helped her up and said, "Take me to the treatment cabin."

"Yes."

Just as they were walking up the stairs to the surgeon's office, the "assistant" was suddenly held down by a hand on the shoulder.

A stern voice said to him, "Enough."

It was Master Luo Yiwen, who temporarily left the Central Galaxy's concert, and who was supposed to visit his son surrounded by reporters, appeared in the stairwell of the hospital for some reason.

He forcefully opened the "assistant"'s hand, took out a few colorful and transparent "tiles" from his palm, and said: "You just hatched and changed the host so frequently, you don't want this Zerg body anymore Is it?"

The "assistant" held his hand unwillingly and said: "This body...stays up late, drinks too much, suffers from malnutrition, and has weak mental strength..."

"Isn't it all because of you?"

"assistant":"……"

He thought about how he used this human being in the past, and he couldn't refute it. When he knelt down and kissed the toe of his shoe in his mind, he even felt a little nauseous.

"Xunyin, it's all Xunyin..."

"Okay," Luo Yiwen waved his hand: "You are useless."

"I originally cultivated you carefully, created a good reputation for you, and even soon became an artist and entered the upper class of the central star. In the end, for a ridiculous relationship..."

"That's 'he', not me!"

Before the "assistant" could finish speaking, Luo Yiwen waved his hand again: "Even human emotions can't be suppressed, I've never seen such a useless sender like you, if it wasn't for your identity..."

"...Of course, it doesn't exist anymore." He sneered, turned on his optical brain and said, "Now, I have a task for you."

Many pictures from Xunyin's live broadcast appeared in the light brain, and based on this, he made a 3D simulation map of his residence on Gamma Star, which was not far from the real situation.

"I'm going to continue the concert tour in the central galaxy. You take these to the Gamma star and try to find out Xun Yin's address. I think you should be able to do it?"

The "assistant" nodded, his eyes lit up: "What happens after you find it? His body?"

He thought of the face that Luo Ruiyu was still brooding about before he died, and he breathed harder excitedly.

Luo Yiwen gave him a displeased look, and said, "I don't allow you to do anything to him...he will be the next son, a more perfect son."

"His face, his music, and his influence in the holographic live broadcast are all enough to provide assistance for our family's actions."

"Remember, as soon as possible." After Luo Yiwen gave another warning, he turned and left.

He didn't say anything worse, just thought about it in his heart.

This sentinel is so stupid that it can't even occupy the good status of being delivered to the door, so it is probably useless.

If it is really allowed to snatch Xun Yin's body, it is really...

Luo Yiwen thought for a long time, and cursed in a common human saying: "A cow chews peonies, what a beautiful idea!"

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On the distant rose beta star, Xun Yin was still unaware of the series of changes that had taken place. He was a little surprised when he saw #罗瑞羽蛇毒心，救护决定死心# at night, and he always felt a little uneasy.

No one who has lived in the last days will ignore this premonition, so after he entered the Lujiang seedling breeding base that night, he asked Su Yun one more thing.

"It does sound like a bug."

Su Yun had a slight doubt on his face, and finished listening to the recording that Xun Yin played for him.

Since she had taught Xun Yin to listen to the voices of all things, she was naturally more sensitive to sounds than he was.

"As for what kind of music can exterminate insects..." At this point, the expression on Su Yun's face was slightly tangled, "I know that some Nuo music in remote areas are created to sacrifice five poisons, and it may be effective against insects. It will definitely work. But if I want to be more targeted, I can't do it with my ability, should I open "Advanced Temperament" in advance?"

Because Xun Yin has not yet mastered "Intermediate Temperament", starting the "Advanced Temperament" course in advance needs to deduct 100 popularity points per hour. This is set to prevent the host of the Lujiang system from being too ambitious.

Xun Yin said without hesitation, "Let's open it."

He has been doing holographic live broadcasting for so long, and he has accumulated hundreds of millions of popularity points at least, so he doesn't care about these expenses.

"Okay." After Su Yun agreed, the lake, rockery and gazebo behind them suddenly melted into a black hole, and there were bursts of beautiful heavenly sounds in the black hole.

Then, the veil fluttered, and a woman in palace attire with fluttering rings came, holding a piano, standing on the lake without touching human fireworks, and said: "Tianyin Pavilion, Cen Peihuan."

"It turned out to be Fairy Cen." Su Yun greeted her, and said, "Fairy Cen is the owner of Tianyin Pavilion in Lujiang Xianxia District. She has a superb melody that can make stubborn stones move. It is really a blessing to be invited here today. Piper shines."

Although Fairy Cen was cold, her eyes were not clean. She stepped on the lake water and slowly stepped into the gazebo. Her voice was like jade and stone: "This piano is called Jiuxiao Peihuan, and it was used by the ancestors of Tianyin Pavilion when they slaughtered demons. Zhiqin, where is your qin?"

Like the head teacher introducing outstanding students to the grade leader, Su Xun gestured to Xun Yin with his eyes: "Didn't someone say that someone personally built a konghou for you?"

Xun Yin: "..."

The Lujiang system can reproduce the appearance of foreign objects. He bit the bullet and brought in the harp made by Ning Moran, coughed lightly, looked at the name he had engraved and said: "The name of this piano is..."

"Dichlorvos."

Su Yun: "..."

Fairy Cen: "..."

The corner of the mouth twitched slightly on that unstained face.

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The author has something to say:

Fairy Cen: What is the name of this piano?

Xun Yin: Dichlorvos.

Fairy Cen: There are three thousand Tianyin in this seat, do you want to learn?

Xun Yin: Divine Comedy for Deworming.

Fairy Cen: ...

#Live for 3000 years, this is the first time I have met such a silent request! ! #

#Don’t want to teach, but have to teach#

#绿江Withdraw from class! #

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