Does the scumbag cry out to Ernie when she's crying?
Chapter 51 Tokyo Chapter 21
The three of them returned to the apartment, and there was a small package at the door. The three of them huddled beside the package, and Gojosui tilted his head and began to read: "Kaneki, Aomori Prefecture..."
It was a package from Shuji Tsushima's hometown.
The three of them who had relaxed expressions immediately stared at the package with sullen faces.
"What could be inside...it can't be a bomb?"
"Stupid little girl, how could there be such a small bomb?"
"I heard that there are miniature bombs. Although the power will be reduced, there is still a possibility of killing the three of us."
Gojoho and Zenyuan Shier both turned their heads to look at him, while Shuji Tsushima showed a harmless expression.
Shuji Tsushima chuckled, spread his hands and said, "I was just joking, big brother and sister don't need to be so afraid."
Wutiaosui: "... skin?"
Zenyuan Shier: "...the fist is hard."
Tsushima Shuji explained with a smile: "Even a miniature bomb can't be made so thin. It looks like a courier with documents." After finishing speaking, he reached for the courier and said, "It's very light. It shouldn't be a dangerous item."
Wutiaosui took out the key and squeezed open the door, saying: "Go in and have a look."
Xue returned home with a big bag of clothes, Zenyuan Shier kicked his shoes aside and said, "Now I have to do the laundry again."
Wutiaosui: "..." It suddenly occurred to her that the person in charge of doing the laundry seemed to be herself.
If I had known earlier, I would not have had a snowball fight with Shier.
Seeing her remorse, Zenyuan Shier said, "It would be good to send this kind of thing to the laundromat, and I will pay for it, right?"
Wutiaosui immediately compromised: "That's it."
As a child without any source of income at present, saving is her kingly way.
Shuji Tsushima opened the courier box, and there were also documents inside, but it can be seen from the thickness that the number of documents far exceeds that of Zenyuan Shier.
Gojoho put the cake on the table, then leaned over to Shuji Tsushima, and asked curiously, "What's inside?"
Shuji Tsushima looked at the previous pages of documents, "It seems to be also a household registration..."
Zenyuan Shier threw all the dirty clothes into the clothes basket, and said by the way: "Is there any living people in the Tsushima family? I thought that group of psychopaths had gone mad."
Shi Er's small mouth is the same as Wutiao Wu's, and he usually uses honey a lot.
Gojoho couldn't help but glared at him, and then said to Shuji Tsushima: "At least Aji left there, right?"
Shuji Tsushima looked at her, nodded seriously, and said, "I don't want to be a lunatic, I just want to be a normal person and be with my sister."
After hearing this, Zenyuan even made a cut.
Started sugar-coated bullets on the little girl again, she really is a fine person.
Wutiaosui reached out to rub his hair, and said, "I know, I will continue to be by Azhi's side."
Shuji Tsushima then flipped through the documents in his hand, "Ah, the following is property inheritance."
Wutiaosui: "...?"
Zenyuan Shier: "?"
Gojoho's pupils trembled, "Wait a minute... so there is no one in the Tsushima family?"
Knowing that the people in the Tsushima family are crazy, they never thought they would become so crazy that they were close to extermination.
Shuji Tsushima skipped the previous list of inherited properties, and looked directly at the bottom, which was signed by Yuko Tsushima.
Gojoho also noticed this, and said, "Ms. Tsushima..."
If Yuko Tsushima is still alive, it stands to reason that the property of the Tsushima family should be handed over to her, but now all the property has been handed over to Shuji Tsushima, then there is a high possibility that Yuko Tsushima is no longer there world...
Sensing Gojoho's gaze, Shuji Tsushima said, "Mother doesn't like me, probably because she feels that all the children are dead and feels very hopeless, so she committed suicide. But she didn't expect that I, who is annoying The idiots are still alive in this world."
He pulled out the bottom sheet of paper, which was probably an incident report, on which was written the cause of death of all the members of the Tsushima family. One line said that Mrs. Tsushima Xizi committed suicide on the beam of the Xieyang Pavilion.
"Sure enough." Shuji Tsushima lowered his head and muttered to himself: "The cervical spine was separated abruptly, and then he died. It must be very painful to commit suicide like that? Mother is so brave, she can endure such pain, like me Such a coward doesn't even have the courage to commit suicide..."
Wutiaosui took his cold hand again, and said emphatically, "That's why Azhi has to survive, better than anyone else in the world, because it takes more courage to choose to live." Her fingertips kept rubbing Touching the back of his hand, Shuji Tsushima's hand gradually returned to temperature. "And Shir and I are with you, so that no matter how exhausted you are from trying to live, you won't feel lonely, because we are by your side."
Zenyuan Shier peeled an orange, ate a piece by himself, split the remaining orange in half, put it in front of the two of them, and said: "The little brat just likes to say some nasty things, it's disgusting."
"You said that, didn't you share the oranges with us?" Wutiaosui snorted, handed him the half of the oranges that belonged to Shuji Tsushima, and said, "Shier just didn't learn the art of communication well. That's all."
Shuji Tsushima was slightly taken aback, and took the orange that Wutiaosui handed him.
In the next second, Zenyuan Shier looked at the two people who were sour and laughed loudly: "Two self-righteous idiots! Idiots! I fooled you? Hahahahahaha——"
Shuji Tsushima: "..."
Wutiaosui: "... Shier, can you be more mature?"
What kind of old-fashioned prank is it to pretend that nothing happened after eating sour oranges so that others will be soured, and then laugh at the other party fiercely!
Gojoho turned his head to look at Shuji Tsushima, his face was wrinkled because of being too sour, he lost the indifference that was incompatible with his peers, and for the first time he had the appearance of a real child.
Thinking of this, Wutiaosui couldn't help laughing while wiping the sour tears.
Shuji Tsushima's grievance was so real for the first time: "Am I really that funny? Sister..."
Wutiaosui waved his hands hastily, "No, no——"
Zenyuan Shier ruthlessly mocked: "It's so funny, I usually pretend to be a little adult, but in the end, I will be sour and cry—"
Gojoho and Shuji Tsushima looked at each other, and then said: "Then, as a punishment, Shi'er's birthday cake will be taken care of by the two of us."
Shuji Tsushima nodded in agreement, "My sister's decision is right."
Zen Yuan Shi Er was slightly taken aback, a little confused, and asked, "Huh? What birthday cake?"
"Today is December 31st, the last day of this year. I saw it on Shier's household registration information yesterday, so I told Azhi that today I must pester Shier to go out, and by the way, use the cake as Shier's Birthday present." Wutiaosui clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "After all, Shier also prepared a birthday present for me before, and this is my return gift."
Zenyuan Shier fell silent.
Wujosui: "..." What does this suspicious silence mean?
Shuji Tsushima: "..."
Zenyuan Shier's eyes turned to Wutiaosui.
Birthday?According to common sense, he does have this thing, but he didn't seem to pay attention to the specific date before... But the little girl just glanced at his household registration certificate and remembered it?
Wutiaosui blinked, and said, "Then we're split in half, okay?"
Zenyuan Shier immediately reached out and snatched the cake, so fast that Wujoho and Shuji Tsushima couldn't react.
Zenyuan Shier emphasized: "I haven't eaten this kind of food, of course it's mine."
"OK then……"
Zenyuan Shier just took a sip, couldn't help sticking out his tongue, and said in disgust: "What's in it! It's so unpalatable..."
Shuji Tsushima couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Wutiaosui lay on the table, couldn't stop patting the tabletop, and mocked with a trembling voice: "It's filled with lemon curd! I knew Shier that you would definitely eat from the inside!"
Zenyuan Shier: "..."
Seeing that Zenyuan Shier's hand could no longer bear to pinch her own face, Wutiaosui quickly explained: "This is for understanding, most people will feel sick if they eat too much cream cake, but adding a little lemon jam will It's very refreshing."
Zenyuan Shier stared at her suspiciously, "Really?"
"really."
"My sister won't lie."
Zenyuan Shier: "I always feel more suspicious of you two brats."
The two replied in unison: "We are children, what bad thoughts can children have?"
Zenyuan Shier: "..." Hold back the swear words.jpg
Zenyuan Shier forked a piece of cake, dipped it in lemon curd, and said with a half-smile: "But now there is only one person in this family who has no status."
Wutiaosui snorted: "... so what? Anyway, I don't fly or go abroad."
Zenyuan Shier waved his fork, "Why don't we go back to Wutiao's house and steal the household registration?"
Wu Tiaosui thought about it for a while, and said, "Alright?"
After all, she and Shier can come and go freely in the spell barrier, and there is no need to worry about triggering the alarm or the like.
Shuji Tsushima: "..." Elder sister, don't be led astray by his thoughts!This is not reasonable at all!
Zenyuan Shier did not forget to add: "If you encounter someone who is in the way, just get rid of it."
Shuji Tsushima: "..."
"Forget it, this will only scare the snake, anyway, I don't really need that thing right now." Wutiaosui sighed, and suddenly realized something: "Speaking of which, just now Shier didn't make a wish on the birthday cake, right?"
Zenyuan Shier was at a loss, "Is there still such a custom?"
"Of course." Wutiaosui stared at the messy cake in front of him that had been mistreated by the three people, and was silent for a second, then said, "Shier, you just make a living and go through the process."
Zenyuan Shi Er said, "Then my wish is to let the young man who has just inherited the family property pay for two apartments as his contribution to the family."
Wutiaosui: "...the big brother who covets Aji's property is a crumb."
Zenyuan Shier emphasized: "Every one of us has contributed to this family. Since the little kid wants to join, at least some blood should be shed... No, I just want to say something."
Wutiaosui twitched the corners of his mouth: "... You have revealed your true thoughts, even, you are greedy for Azhi's money, you scumbag!"
Zenyuan Shi Er pouted, "Ugly treasures know how to be grateful."
"Of course there's no problem with this. Big brother also admits that I'm part of this family." After Tsushima Shuji finished speaking, he asked with a smile, "But... what is Ugly Treasure?"
It was a package from Shuji Tsushima's hometown.
The three of them who had relaxed expressions immediately stared at the package with sullen faces.
"What could be inside...it can't be a bomb?"
"Stupid little girl, how could there be such a small bomb?"
"I heard that there are miniature bombs. Although the power will be reduced, there is still a possibility of killing the three of us."
Gojoho and Zenyuan Shier both turned their heads to look at him, while Shuji Tsushima showed a harmless expression.
Shuji Tsushima chuckled, spread his hands and said, "I was just joking, big brother and sister don't need to be so afraid."
Wutiaosui: "... skin?"
Zenyuan Shier: "...the fist is hard."
Tsushima Shuji explained with a smile: "Even a miniature bomb can't be made so thin. It looks like a courier with documents." After finishing speaking, he reached for the courier and said, "It's very light. It shouldn't be a dangerous item."
Wutiaosui took out the key and squeezed open the door, saying: "Go in and have a look."
Xue returned home with a big bag of clothes, Zenyuan Shier kicked his shoes aside and said, "Now I have to do the laundry again."
Wutiaosui: "..." It suddenly occurred to her that the person in charge of doing the laundry seemed to be herself.
If I had known earlier, I would not have had a snowball fight with Shier.
Seeing her remorse, Zenyuan Shier said, "It would be good to send this kind of thing to the laundromat, and I will pay for it, right?"
Wutiaosui immediately compromised: "That's it."
As a child without any source of income at present, saving is her kingly way.
Shuji Tsushima opened the courier box, and there were also documents inside, but it can be seen from the thickness that the number of documents far exceeds that of Zenyuan Shier.
Gojoho put the cake on the table, then leaned over to Shuji Tsushima, and asked curiously, "What's inside?"
Shuji Tsushima looked at the previous pages of documents, "It seems to be also a household registration..."
Zenyuan Shier threw all the dirty clothes into the clothes basket, and said by the way: "Is there any living people in the Tsushima family? I thought that group of psychopaths had gone mad."
Shi Er's small mouth is the same as Wutiao Wu's, and he usually uses honey a lot.
Gojoho couldn't help but glared at him, and then said to Shuji Tsushima: "At least Aji left there, right?"
Shuji Tsushima looked at her, nodded seriously, and said, "I don't want to be a lunatic, I just want to be a normal person and be with my sister."
After hearing this, Zenyuan even made a cut.
Started sugar-coated bullets on the little girl again, she really is a fine person.
Wutiaosui reached out to rub his hair, and said, "I know, I will continue to be by Azhi's side."
Shuji Tsushima then flipped through the documents in his hand, "Ah, the following is property inheritance."
Wutiaosui: "...?"
Zenyuan Shier: "?"
Gojoho's pupils trembled, "Wait a minute... so there is no one in the Tsushima family?"
Knowing that the people in the Tsushima family are crazy, they never thought they would become so crazy that they were close to extermination.
Shuji Tsushima skipped the previous list of inherited properties, and looked directly at the bottom, which was signed by Yuko Tsushima.
Gojoho also noticed this, and said, "Ms. Tsushima..."
If Yuko Tsushima is still alive, it stands to reason that the property of the Tsushima family should be handed over to her, but now all the property has been handed over to Shuji Tsushima, then there is a high possibility that Yuko Tsushima is no longer there world...
Sensing Gojoho's gaze, Shuji Tsushima said, "Mother doesn't like me, probably because she feels that all the children are dead and feels very hopeless, so she committed suicide. But she didn't expect that I, who is annoying The idiots are still alive in this world."
He pulled out the bottom sheet of paper, which was probably an incident report, on which was written the cause of death of all the members of the Tsushima family. One line said that Mrs. Tsushima Xizi committed suicide on the beam of the Xieyang Pavilion.
"Sure enough." Shuji Tsushima lowered his head and muttered to himself: "The cervical spine was separated abruptly, and then he died. It must be very painful to commit suicide like that? Mother is so brave, she can endure such pain, like me Such a coward doesn't even have the courage to commit suicide..."
Wutiaosui took his cold hand again, and said emphatically, "That's why Azhi has to survive, better than anyone else in the world, because it takes more courage to choose to live." Her fingertips kept rubbing Touching the back of his hand, Shuji Tsushima's hand gradually returned to temperature. "And Shir and I are with you, so that no matter how exhausted you are from trying to live, you won't feel lonely, because we are by your side."
Zenyuan Shier peeled an orange, ate a piece by himself, split the remaining orange in half, put it in front of the two of them, and said: "The little brat just likes to say some nasty things, it's disgusting."
"You said that, didn't you share the oranges with us?" Wutiaosui snorted, handed him the half of the oranges that belonged to Shuji Tsushima, and said, "Shier just didn't learn the art of communication well. That's all."
Shuji Tsushima was slightly taken aback, and took the orange that Wutiaosui handed him.
In the next second, Zenyuan Shier looked at the two people who were sour and laughed loudly: "Two self-righteous idiots! Idiots! I fooled you? Hahahahahaha——"
Shuji Tsushima: "..."
Wutiaosui: "... Shier, can you be more mature?"
What kind of old-fashioned prank is it to pretend that nothing happened after eating sour oranges so that others will be soured, and then laugh at the other party fiercely!
Gojoho turned his head to look at Shuji Tsushima, his face was wrinkled because of being too sour, he lost the indifference that was incompatible with his peers, and for the first time he had the appearance of a real child.
Thinking of this, Wutiaosui couldn't help laughing while wiping the sour tears.
Shuji Tsushima's grievance was so real for the first time: "Am I really that funny? Sister..."
Wutiaosui waved his hands hastily, "No, no——"
Zenyuan Shier ruthlessly mocked: "It's so funny, I usually pretend to be a little adult, but in the end, I will be sour and cry—"
Gojoho and Shuji Tsushima looked at each other, and then said: "Then, as a punishment, Shi'er's birthday cake will be taken care of by the two of us."
Shuji Tsushima nodded in agreement, "My sister's decision is right."
Zen Yuan Shi Er was slightly taken aback, a little confused, and asked, "Huh? What birthday cake?"
"Today is December 31st, the last day of this year. I saw it on Shier's household registration information yesterday, so I told Azhi that today I must pester Shier to go out, and by the way, use the cake as Shier's Birthday present." Wutiaosui clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "After all, Shier also prepared a birthday present for me before, and this is my return gift."
Zenyuan Shier fell silent.
Wujosui: "..." What does this suspicious silence mean?
Shuji Tsushima: "..."
Zenyuan Shier's eyes turned to Wutiaosui.
Birthday?According to common sense, he does have this thing, but he didn't seem to pay attention to the specific date before... But the little girl just glanced at his household registration certificate and remembered it?
Wutiaosui blinked, and said, "Then we're split in half, okay?"
Zenyuan Shier immediately reached out and snatched the cake, so fast that Wujoho and Shuji Tsushima couldn't react.
Zenyuan Shier emphasized: "I haven't eaten this kind of food, of course it's mine."
"OK then……"
Zenyuan Shier just took a sip, couldn't help sticking out his tongue, and said in disgust: "What's in it! It's so unpalatable..."
Shuji Tsushima couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Wutiaosui lay on the table, couldn't stop patting the tabletop, and mocked with a trembling voice: "It's filled with lemon curd! I knew Shier that you would definitely eat from the inside!"
Zenyuan Shier: "..."
Seeing that Zenyuan Shier's hand could no longer bear to pinch her own face, Wutiaosui quickly explained: "This is for understanding, most people will feel sick if they eat too much cream cake, but adding a little lemon jam will It's very refreshing."
Zenyuan Shier stared at her suspiciously, "Really?"
"really."
"My sister won't lie."
Zenyuan Shier: "I always feel more suspicious of you two brats."
The two replied in unison: "We are children, what bad thoughts can children have?"
Zenyuan Shier: "..." Hold back the swear words.jpg
Zenyuan Shier forked a piece of cake, dipped it in lemon curd, and said with a half-smile: "But now there is only one person in this family who has no status."
Wutiaosui snorted: "... so what? Anyway, I don't fly or go abroad."
Zenyuan Shier waved his fork, "Why don't we go back to Wutiao's house and steal the household registration?"
Wu Tiaosui thought about it for a while, and said, "Alright?"
After all, she and Shier can come and go freely in the spell barrier, and there is no need to worry about triggering the alarm or the like.
Shuji Tsushima: "..." Elder sister, don't be led astray by his thoughts!This is not reasonable at all!
Zenyuan Shier did not forget to add: "If you encounter someone who is in the way, just get rid of it."
Shuji Tsushima: "..."
"Forget it, this will only scare the snake, anyway, I don't really need that thing right now." Wutiaosui sighed, and suddenly realized something: "Speaking of which, just now Shier didn't make a wish on the birthday cake, right?"
Zenyuan Shier was at a loss, "Is there still such a custom?"
"Of course." Wutiaosui stared at the messy cake in front of him that had been mistreated by the three people, and was silent for a second, then said, "Shier, you just make a living and go through the process."
Zenyuan Shi Er said, "Then my wish is to let the young man who has just inherited the family property pay for two apartments as his contribution to the family."
Wutiaosui: "...the big brother who covets Aji's property is a crumb."
Zenyuan Shier emphasized: "Every one of us has contributed to this family. Since the little kid wants to join, at least some blood should be shed... No, I just want to say something."
Wutiaosui twitched the corners of his mouth: "... You have revealed your true thoughts, even, you are greedy for Azhi's money, you scumbag!"
Zenyuan Shi Er pouted, "Ugly treasures know how to be grateful."
"Of course there's no problem with this. Big brother also admits that I'm part of this family." After Tsushima Shuji finished speaking, he asked with a smile, "But... what is Ugly Treasure?"
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