Does the scumbag cry out to Ernie when she's crying?

Shier, who had just returned home the next morning, stared at the worm-shaped mantra lying leisurely on the floor, lost in thought.

He just went out for a day, why a new member suddenly appeared in the family, and it was still non-human.

Wutiaosui didn't have any psychological pressure at all, while flipping through the textbooks Jiang Guling and Zhu Fu Jingguang lent him, he said leisurely: "Yo, Shi Er, you are back."

Today is a working day, Jiang Gu Ling and Zhu Fu Jingguang have to go to school as usual, so only she and Choubao are at home. Of course, before leaving, Jiang Gu Ling specially prepared three meals for her, and he did not forget to tell Wutiaosui again and again Pay attention to safety and don't open the door casually.

Zenyuan Shier showed a disgusted expression at the curse spirit, and said, "Where did you pick up this kind of thing? A trash can?"

The previously soft mantra seemed to understand his words, showing aggrieved expression, immediately crawled to Wutiaosui, lying on her lap, leaving only a chubby back for Chanyuan Shier.

Zenyuan Shier slightly raised his eyebrows, and said, "This guy still has a temper?"

Wutiaosui put down the book in his hand, and said naturally, "He's still a child."

Zenyuan Shier: "...do you want to listen to what you are talking about?"

She called the spirit "child", right?

Wu Tiaosui hugged Curse Spirit and said: "He was originally a child, but he became Curse Spirit because of mother's love." She reached out and touched the top of Curse Spirit's soft head, and said: "He is very obedient, even Don't you think the house has become more tidy? It's all because of his efforts."

Zenyuan Shier glanced at the things around her. It was indeed much cleaner and tidy than before. Obviously, Wutiaosui couldn't complete this workload alone. Perhaps this fleshy-looking mantra spirit really helped her clean up. room.

Zenyuan Shi Er clicked his tongue, "It doesn't look like an offensive curse spirit, you can raise it if you want."

"Nasher, let's give him a name." Wutiaosui held out the curse spirit and said, "It will be convenient to call him in the future."

Zenyuan Shier stared at the curse spirit in her hand, as if he was seriously considering what name to give it, and he said after a while: "Ugly..."

Wu Tiaosui immediately interrupted him: "Bao, it's called Bao..."

No matter how you say it, you can't give your child such a strange name, it will easily hurt the child's young heart!

Zenyuan Shier raised his hand and scratched his ears, "Okay, let's call it Chou Bao."

Wu Tiaosui: "... Ugly Treasure? Call him Ugly Treasure?"

Calling him "Baby" is better than "Ugly Treasure", and Shier's naming ability is about the same as that of Wutiaowu, a brat, so Wutiaosui is worried about Shier's future child.

If it was her, she would run away from home on the spot.

She looked down at the curse spirit in her arms, as if she had no dissatisfaction with the name.

Manu Ling probably didn't have any concept of good or bad names, and lost himself in Wu Tiao Sui's "Ugly Treasure".

...As long as Ugly Treasure doesn't mind, let's call it this name.

Zenyuan Shier had no interest in mantra spirits, he just put the breakfast he bought on the table casually, told Wu Tiaosui to eat by himself, and then began to rummage through the cabinets to find things.

Wutiaosui leaned towards him, "Shier, what are you looking for? Do you want my help?"

Thinking about it carefully, Wutiaosui was packing up all the things at home, so Zenyuan Shier sat down cross-legged and asked, "Where is my bank card?"

"It should be in the cabinet, right?" Wutiaosui opened the drawer, and most of the things inside were there, except Zenyuan Shier's wallet disappeared. "Huh? Where did you go? If you are in a hurry to spend money, take my pad first?"

Zenyuan Shier couldn't help but clicked his tongue, and said: "The spell equipment borrowed for this mission is broken. Although the sponsor has not compensated, but for future work, it is better to prepare the spell equipment yourself." Speaking of this, he The corners of his lips curled up, and he said, "If it breaks, just say it's the task target's fault, and then let the reward offerer reimburse you, wouldn't that be better?"

Wutiaosu twitched the corners of his mouth.

Fortunately, the magic tools are not insured, otherwise the insurance company may be blackmailed by Shi Er...

But speaking of this, Wutiaosui asked curiously, "Where can I buy magic tools?"

Zenyuan Shier glanced at her and asked back, "You want it too?"

Wutiaosui shook his head without hesitation, "I'm curious where I bought it from."

Thinking about the torn apart Lianrong Lamp, probably no magic tools would work in her hands.

"The middleman who introduced me to work helped me get in touch. It's just a small transaction." Chanyuan Shier straightened up and said, "If you want to go, it's not impossible to take you to see the world, but you have to get me first." The salary card from last time was found."

Wu Tiaosui rubbed his chin, looked at the lazy Chou Bao, and asked tentatively, "Chou Bao?"

Ugly Bao gave a vague answer.

Wutiaosui reached out and touched the soft lanugo on his head, and asked, "Have you ever seen a bank card? It's very important, and there's a lot of money in it."

Zenyuan Shi Er twitched the corners of his mouth, "Have you given up thinking?"

Most of the curse spirits don't have the wisdom close to that of human beings, not to mention that the ugly treasure is originally a low-level curse spirit, so it's better to find it by yourself while asking it.

Unexpectedly, Choubao seemed to understand what Wutiaosui said, then moved his body, and spit out a card from his mouth.

The name and card number of the bank are printed on it, which is obviously the bank card of Zenyuan Shier.

Zenyuan Shier: "...eat my bank card?"

Seeing that he was ready to do something at any time, Wutiaosui obviously planned to get rid of the culprit who almost disappeared his bank card, so he hurriedly said: "Choubao likes to store and organize things the most. It is not safe for Shier to put the bank card in the drawer, so he ate the bank card by himself."

Zenyuan even made a sharp cut and said, "Next time, don't eat indiscriminately."

Chou Bao whimpered a few times in aggrieved way.

Wutiaosui blinked, suddenly thought of something, looked down at Choubao, and said, "Choubao, did you scratch yourself? Open your mouth and let me see."

Anyway, the bank card is sharp and angular, what if Ugly Bao accidentally gets hurt?

Zenyuan Shier wiped the bank card in his hand, and said: "Even if the curse spirit is injured, it can repair itself, so don't worry about it."

Did not hear Wutiaosui's answer, Zenyuan Shier turned his head, Wutiaosui was leaning against Choubao's mouth and remained motionless.

"what are you doing?"

Wu Tiaosui, who originally held the ugly treasure's head and wanted to check whether it had any wounds, was lost in thought, "There seems to be a universe inside."

Zenyuan Shier: "?"

After the authoritative appraisal by Shier of the Zen Academy, the value of ugly treasures in his eyes has risen again.

Although it is a low-level spell spirit, it can unexpectedly distinguish the semantics of the people around it, and at the same time it is unusually docile and well-behaved, and is very close to Wutiaosui.Of course, what's more important is that Ugly Treasure's body can store items and is not affected by external forces. Even if more things are put in, the overall weight of Ugly Treasure will not change much.

Wutiaosui snatched Choubao back from Zenyuan Shier, and said with disgust: "Shier, you are exploiting child labor! It's too much!" After speaking, he quickly took out the old newspaper that Zenyuan Shier had stuffed in from Choubao's mouth.

Zenyuan Shi Er touched his chin with great interest, and said: "If you take it with you at work, then you can take as many magic tools as you want?"

Wutiaosui stared at him with disdain.

Big villain!

Zenyuan Shier said naturally: "The members of this family must not be idle. The little girl usually cleans and studies hard, and Chou Bao and I go to work, so that we can all contribute to this family."

Wutiaosui: "..." Your logic is quite consistent.

Ugly treasure made a gurgling sound.

Zenyuan Shier handed the breakfast on the table to Chou Bao, and said, "Eat it, this is your reward, as long as you work hard in the future, I can buy as many of these things as I want for you."

Wujosui: "...Is that the breakfast you bought for me?"

Zenyuan Shier spread out his hands, and said confidently: "Jianggu must have prepared breakfast for you, and this one belongs to Ugly Treasure."

Wutiaosui choked speechlessly.

Just now, she disliked that Choubao was a curse spirit picked up from the trash can, so she turned around and gave Wutiaosui's breakfast to Choubao, and she would not agree to give Shier a "face-changing master" achievement.

She lowered her head to look at Choubao, and she had already eaten with gusto.

According to common sense, mantra spirits should not need to eat, but Ugly Treasure was a child after all, even if he didn’t need to eat, he would inevitably be greedy, but Wutiaosui was a little curious about where the food Ugly Treasure ate would go... …

Zenyuan Shier touched the top of Chou Bao's head, and said, "By the way, I will take you with me for the transaction tomorrow afternoon, so that you, a little girl, can experience the power of the magic tool."

Wutiaosui immediately grabbed Zenyuan Shier's hand and emphasized: "That's it! Don't go back on your word!"

Zenyuan Shier snorted and laughed a few times, "I don't lie to women and children."

Wutiaosui: "..." Thank you so much.

Choubao, who was eating well, raised his head and said to Chanyuan Shier: "Mom..." After speaking, he consciously climbed onto Zenyuan Shier and wrapped it around his chest, expressing his full intimacy.

Zenyuan Shier: "?"

Wutiaosui: "...Pfft!"

A vein popped up on Shier's forehead, "I'm a man, shouldn't it be obvious? Even a low-level mantra can't fail to see—"

Wutiaosui glanced at his chest secretly, and said foolishly: "It should be because Shi Er let Ugly Bao eat delicious meals, so Ugly Bao consciously regards Shi Er as his mother, right?"

Zenyuan Shier stared at the poor ugly treasure, trying to correct his wrong way of addressing:

"Call Dad."

Chou Bao, who didn't understand why Shi Er was angry at the Chanyuan, just repeated: "Mom, mother..."

Then he hid behind Wu Tiao Sui.

Wutiaosui's shoulders kept shaking, and his face turned red.

It must be because of the pecs!absolute!

Zenyuan Shier clenched his fists, "For the sake of hoarding things, call it whatever you want."

The author has something to say: show bad X39

Today on 520, I will send 52 red envelopes to everyone (pat the wallet in a big way!

I feel like no one has been watching it lately qwq Are you still there?I don’t hate everyday life, do I (wipe away tears)

Ugly treasure: I have a name Spicy!

Sui Sui: The starting point of a child's life was ruined by Shi Er (referring to the name

Shir:?What's wrong with ugly treasure?

Sui Sui: ... Speechless.jpg

Shi Er: The food is for Ugly Treasure

Sui Sui:?

Ugly treasure: give the bank card to my sister

Shir:?

Sui Sui: Hug Ugly Treasure.jpg

To sum up, it can be concluded that Sui Sui is still at the top of the food chain! ! ! (strange food chain added

Ugly Baby: Mom, I want to drink——

Shier: Clenching fists and bursting blue veins.jpg

Ugly treasure: QAQ

Suho: You're scaring the kids—

Shir: ...

*Here is Ugly Po's love thank you list (?

感谢在2022-05-1901:17:50~2022-05-2000:38:43期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 ordinary little genius;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：岑寂20瓶；又儿灵波8瓶；柒染灰、狗头大人5瓶；白瑾2瓶；贫困大赛形象代言人、懒惰也云烟、咸鱼不翻身222233331瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!