Be a national teacher in Liaozhai Fanwen

Li Taibai looked at Ruan Tao strangely: "You still know this thing?"

Ruan Tao raised his forehead: "You, I heard about the name taboo when I was young."

Ben Boba's fish eyes were round and round: "So our brothers are already so famous? Hehe! We are indeed a little famous in Jiangchang Lake..."

Ruan Tao: "..."

Li Taibai tugged at its collar: "It's big! Let me tell you what you are here for?"

Ben Boba was afraid that Li Taibai would really chop it up by himself, so he quickly begged for mercy and said: "I, I didn't want to come, I was entrusted by someone to come and see the condition of Mrs. He."

Ruan Tao and Li Taibai looked at each other, Ruan Tao asked: "Who asked you to come? What are you doing, Mrs. He?"

Originally, the two thought that the person who sent these two black fish spirits to the He family to inquire about Mrs. He's news, if nothing else happened, should be the fairy who was raised by Mrs. He's natal family in the past.

Ruan Tao didn't expect that a family would support two fairies.

After all, this thing is not a human thing. Even if there is a distinction between good and evil, if the other party is not as friendly as shown, the family will be destroyed.

In the whole Great Qin, there are quite a few people who raise fairies and little ghosts.

There are all kinds of pictures, and there are many people who invite people to make offerings at home and make a fortune, some of them are prosperous, and there are many of them whose families are ruined and whose corpses are exposed to the wild.

It's the first time I've seen Ruan Tao, who is offering two offerings like Mrs. He's natal family.

Speaking of which, shouldn't this fairy be able to offer only one?

Can a fairy accept others to congratulate him to share incense?

As for Mrs. He's claim that the two fairies in her family are lovers, in Ruan Tao's opinion, this is pure nonsense.

Mrs. He herself said that one of them was surnamed Liu and the other was surnamed Hu. Obviously, these were two breeds.

Leaving aside metaphysics, according to his nine-year compulsory education on biology, this does not conform to the habits and rules of biology.

There is indeed a chance that a horse will fall in love with a donkey and the two will produce a mule.

But how could a fox be in love with a snake?

This is not just a matter of reproductive isolation, but that the gap between cold-blooded animals and mammals is indeed difficult to bridge.

Ruan Tao could still believe that these two were close friends, but it was obviously impossible for Mrs. He to say that they were lovers.

Either Mrs. He's parents deliberately said this to tease the little girl, or those two fairies were lying!

It’s just that the priest and the family have always regarded each other as family members. When family members ask them some questions that are inconvenient or difficult for them to answer, they usually choose to remain silent or not to answer, but it is absolutely impossible to lie to their own family members !

Honesty is a very important part of the contract.

If the two parties cannot be honest with each other, then the original contract is cracked.

The relationship between this family and the family fairy is not close.

Ruan Tao thought that he would get the name of the family fairy surnamed Liu from the mouth of the black fish essence. He originally thought that as long as he found out the whereabouts of Liu, he would take it to its nest by surprise!

Then beat off the vagina in Miss Gu's womb, this matter is over, and I can breathe a sigh of relief.

Running around for the past two days, neither eating well nor sleeping well, caused him to get a little angry, and the corners of his mouth started to hurt after eating some spicy food at noon today.

Thinking about it, Ruan Tao slightly stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth.

Unexpectedly, the black fish spirit was coy for a long time, and said a name from its mouth: "Yes, it is the wife of the second master of the Gu family—Ding Huchang."

"what?!!"

***

"Da, da, da—boom!"

"Da, da, da—boom!"

"Da, da, da—boom!"

"Dry weather—be careful with candles—"

In Huaiyuan Square, the watchmen walked the streets and alleys carrying lanterns dutifully and dedicatedly.

When he came to a corner, suddenly the dogs of every household on Yusi Street in front of him started to bark like they were startled by something!

Occasionally, the person who was woken up cursed twice, and then the dog kept barking, so he had no choice but to give up.

He turned over and stuffed his ears with cotton and continued to sleep, but he didn't take it seriously.

But the watchman stopped in his tracks for an instant. He was yawning at first, but now he was completely woken up from his sleepiness.

After so many years of walking at night, he naturally saw a lot of things, knowing that he would definitely not be able to cross the street now.

So, he knocked on his little gong and began to walk back, and just now when he came, the gong in his hand was knocked three times for one sound, but now he was walking back, he knocked it four times for one sound.

These four beeps are for those who should not stay in the world.

Zigong was lighting up the lamp in his small courtyard and sorting out the teacher's scrolls. He was sorting the scrolls with one hand, and with the other hand he was looking at the accounts that were delivered from various places today. It can be said that he was not busy.

At this time, the dogs on the whole street suddenly barked, he looked up strangely, and then focused on his own affairs.

Unexpectedly, just as the abacus bead in his hand was dialed, the door of his yard was knocked.

He raised his head and glanced at the direction of the lower room. At this time, the night watchmen were probably fast asleep.

He sighed, and the appointee put on his clothes and got up, sighing in his heart that he really worked hard.

The knock on the door was loud and urgent, and he thought it was Ruan Tao who was busy until midnight before finishing work, and was trapped in the city and couldn't go back.

Therefore, no matter how urgent the knock on the door was, he didn't rush: "Here it is! Who is it? What's your business in the middle of the night?"

It was not Ruan Tao's voice that never wanted to speak, but a woman: "I'm looking for Ruan Tao."

Zigong was taken aback, how could a girl come to him in the middle of the night to find someone?

At this time... the group of girls in Lanying Lane are still here, right?

Could it be that this kid walked around the alley behind his back and didn't give him any money, so someone came to his door?

Isn't he a good Longyang?Why did you provoke the girl?

Zigong didn't rush to open the door, but stood by the door and asked, "May I ask, where is the girl? Why are you looking for my cousin in the middle of the night?"

The girl at the door didn't answer, but repeated: "I'm looking for Ruan Tao."

Zi Gong was even more surprised, and asked again: "May I take the liberty to ask the girl's name, my cousin is not at home today."

"I'm looking for Ruan Tao."

"My cousin is not at home today, girl tell me your name, I will tell him when he comes back."

"I'm looking for Ruan Tao."

"Girl, don't you understand words? Ruan Tao is not at home today."

"I'm looking for Ruan Tao."

Zigong: "..."

"I'm looking for Ruan Tao."

The dogs in the neighborhood were still barking wildly, but the girl's voice was extraordinarily quiet, so quiet that it made one feel chilly.

Zigong was even more puzzled, and finally he opened the door: "Girl, my cousin..."

Seeing the girl in front of him, Zi Gong froze in place——

Her jet-black hair was draped behind her and hung in front of her face, covering most of her face. The only skin exposed outside her hair was a purple color. Her eyes were bloodshot, and her pupils seemed to be scattered. There is no focus and you can't see a trace of light, like the eyes of a paper man cut out in a paper shop, just staring at him without blinking.

She padded her feet and her heels were more than an inch above the ground, so she was swaying. A stiff smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "I'm looking for Ruan Tao."

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——Advance receipt——"Traveling into a Widow NPC in a Horror Game"——

"Owl" - a live-action escape horror game. It is said that after those who are selected to participate in the game pass the level, the "game" will realize the deepest obsession in their hearts.

Jiang Yan, who has no desires, no desires, no illnesses and no disasters, just fell asleep and somehow transmigrated into the game.

Others are players, but he has become an NPC.

From the ghostly bride waiting to be married in an uninhabited village, to the critically ill little white flower patient in an abandoned hospital;

From the little lamb waiting to be slaughtered under house arrest by a hunter in the lonely wild forest, to the widow of the sick and weak paper shop owner in the suburbs of Beijing...

The players broke through each level, and Jiang Yan fled from level to level.

Each copy of his character is either a dead wife or a dead husband——

System: "Drip! Ask the bride-to-be about the life experience of the dead village chief's son."

Player [-]: "Why is this bride a man?"

Player [-]: "It's probably a bug, don't worry about these details."

Jiang Yan, who was asked a question, said, "Uh...uh...then I didn't remember my lines! Let me tell you directly, he is a ghost."

Players: "????"

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On the game forum:

The newcomer asked: "I heard that the copy of 'Minjiang No. 423' is easy to destroy, how can I survive?"

Player [-]: "Find an NPC named Jiang Yan, hug his thigh!"

Player [-]: "Don't really hug! The last one who really hugged Jiang Yan's thigh was swallowed by a ghost. The video in the forum was looped for three days! Make him happy! Remember to make him happy!"

Rookie: "May I ask who this NPC named Jiang Yan is?"

Players: "Don't ask! Asking is a BUG!"

Others came to this game because of a certain obsession, but Jiang Yan came here because he was someone's crazy obsession.

[The beautiful indifferent sand sculpture NPC salted fish is under the control of VS, and the wife-protecting slice is the main attack]

——"After being sacrificed as a sacrifice to an evil god"——

After tens of thousands of years of development, human beings have torn themselves apart.

After another world war, the world began to wipe out human beings.

In order to protect the only remaining civilization and genes of human beings, human beings seek help from the ancient abyss and sacrifice a beautiful baby——

Lin Cu was sacrificed to the evil god of the abyss, in exchange for 20 years of peace in the human world.

Twenty years later, a virus-like radiation swept the world, human genes were smashed and recombined, and all creatures began to mutate.

The world collapsed, civilization was trampled, and animal nature awakened!

Lin Cu was sent to the altar again by everyone as a sacrifice.

He struggled and swung his legs that had turned into fishtails due to radiation. At this moment, he was like a lamb, desperately waiting for the evil god to be slaughtered and enjoyed.

He stared into the abyss, and the abyss responded—

A certain abyss waved its tentacles enthusiastically: "Baby! We can catch jellyfish together!"

Lin Cu: "..."

Everyone: "..."

.

Fuchao is the ancient god of the universe, the ruler of thousands of stars, and the ancient god of hundreds of millions of civilizations.

In the past, facing the pious prayers of many civilizations, he was wild and arrogant——

"Oh! Offer your souls, your spirits, and be my slaves forever!"

Now, facing the prayers of many civilizations, he has a cute face——

"Extinct is extinct! I just want to catch jellyfish with my wife."

感谢在2021-07-2123:57:46~2021-07-2223:51:10期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 trip to Luoyang;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：漫望70瓶；叽叽叽叽叽10瓶；期月5瓶；烟笼寒水3瓶；莫歇杂念1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!