Help, I don't want to farm
Chapter 97 When the bald head wears a hat~
Zhou Porridge didn't want to do such a thing as getting back with the bird.
In the beginning, Zhou Conge suffered the first Waterloo because of some black birds, and later I went to school to scold the invincible mynah, and Zhou Congee also saw here acting as a shit-stirring stick in the Luoxia Mountains, which provoked all the animals. Very annoying, but still alive and well Crow.
All of this tells mankind the fact that it is still too early to conquer birds.
But no matter how much he didn't want to go, when he saw the hat on Li Quanmao's head when he came to look for him, his resistance disappeared in an instant.
What does the hat mean?It means that Baldy Li, who was still bareheaded in the cold winter and still went his own way without a hat under the strange stares of other people, has succumbed!
Li Quanmao's head was originally round and bright. He has always been proud of his bald head, and he often looked down on those half-bald professors who kept the little bit of hair for the sake of face.
Once, on Teacher's Day one year, Zhou Porridge and the others didn't know what gift to give, and finally someone suggested a hat, and they thought it was good, so they pooled their money together and bought a not cheap hat for him.
The gift was delivered to his office by Fu Yu, and Zhou Porridge and the others didn't know the detailed process, but he kept silent about Li Quanmao's reaction to receiving the gift when he came back.
Although they were a little puzzled, they didn't think much about it after seeing their teacher wearing a hat in the laboratory for a few days after Teacher's Day.
Until one day, when Zhou Porridge went to the laboratory, he happened to bump into their teacher leaving the laboratory.
He watched as their teacher hurriedly took off his hat in front of the gate of the building in front of them, which was invisible from all the windows of their department building, and then sneakily stuffed it into his briefcase went inside.
Holding the bulging briefcase, their teacher left in high spirits.
Zhou Porridge was very surprised why their teacher didn't wear a hat outside, and later he went to inquire secretly, and found out that their teacher had made a bet with several Mediterranean professors in the school.
The content of the bet is related to wigs, bald heads and hats. If it is too specific, no one will know.Later, Fu Yu was so curious that he even went to the school forum to inquire frantically.
Because I asked too many times, I asked that question as x Agricultural University is one of the top ten unanswered questions.
After Zhou Porridge finally agreed to go out together because of Li Quanmao's hat, Yin Qingyu was dissatisfied with Zhou Porridge's sudden departure.
Now he feels that Zhou Congee is still a good material, and he thinks that Zhou Congee may be able to become a perfect...assistant after being oppressed for a few days.
But since it was Zhou Congee's teacher who spoke, he was embarrassed to detain Zhou Congee, and just looked at Li Quanmao with a covetous look.
Who is Li Quanmao? He has been famous for a long time. Although Yin Qingyu is a scientific research tyrant, he is too young for his age.
Li Quanmao: "Xiao Yin, you are so busy, so don't worry about us, we will go there after breakfast."
Yin Qingyu exchanged greetings in front of Li Quanmao: "Professor Li, when will Zhou Congee come back?"
Li Quanmao said haha: "Come on, let's go and have a look and come back."
Yin Qingyu: "Can you come back today?
Li Quanmao: "Ask Zhou Congee if he wants to do experiments at night, we'll come back early."
Zhou Congee, who gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, immediately shouted, "No, I don't do experiments!"
Li Quanmao said: "Then we may not be back early."
Yin Qingyu immediately looked at Zhou Porridge with covetous eyes.
Zhou Congee silently ate two more buns, pretending not to see them.
Really good, today's buns are filled with spicy chicken drumsticks.
After the meal, Bai Ye brought Chen Yichen and the others over. He came here to find Zhou Congee, and Chen Yichen did all the greetings.
Chen Yichen smiled all over his face: "Mr. Li, good morning, let's set off together later, drop by."
By the way?
Zhou Porridge raised an eyebrow at Bai Ye.
Seeing Bai Ye nod his head slightly, Zhou Porridge understood that they were forcing their way.
Li Quanmao also said with a smile: "That's good, what about Old Wang? Won't you go together?"
Chen Yichen: "It's not a coincidence. When we were going out yesterday, I accidentally fell down the hillside. Our teacher jumped my waist to pull me up."
Li Quanmao: "Hey, this kid is so careless, isn't the problem serious?"
Chen Yichen: "Not serious, not serious."
When they were talking and eating, Zhou Porridge also looked at Xu Hu, who was exceptionally silent, and saw that he still looked shocked, but he was quietly biting a steamed bun, and the hickey marks on his face and neck were also faded. a lot.
Zhou Porridge shook his head, it's so pitiful, because a plant fell in love with a word.
While waiting for them to eat, Zhou Porridge was still worried about Xu Hu's mental health, but when he saw that although Xu Hu was silent, he still ate four or five steamed buns for breakfast, he felt that his worries were a bit unnecessary.
As the departure was approaching, Zhou Porridge's two senior sisters came over again.
Fu Yu asked in surprise: "Are you going too?"
Chang Yue and Lu Yun didn't go yesterday, they just picked wild flowers in the surrounding area.
Chang Yue asked back, "What? We can't go?"
Fu Yu: "Where is it, this distance is not close, can you do it?"
Chang Yue looked surprised: "How did you ask this sentence?"
Fu Yu closed his mouth with a face of humiliation.
Li Quanmao didn't care about them at all.After they finished speaking, they said directly: "Is everyone here? Have you brought everything? Well, we are ready to go."
Li Quanmao took the lead, followed by Zhou Porridge and the others, and finally Ye Xiandan's two teammates.
Zhou Porridge looked at the hat on the back of their teacher's head, which was an off-white peaked cap. He looked at the back, although the buttons of the peaked cap to adjust the head circumference had been adjusted to the maximum, but it still looked tight.
Zhou Porridge couldn't help looking at it twice, and then the more familiar it became, how could he see that this hat was worn by everyone else.
Zhou Congee turned around and asked Chang Yue: "Senior sister, where did the teacher get this hat?"
Chang Yue: "It's mine, the teacher asked me to borrow it."
Zhou Porridge blinked, and asked in a softer voice: "Senior sister, tell me what happened to the teacher's head secretly, I will definitely not tell others."
Chang Yue laughed, and she also whispered: "I don't know, when the teacher came to see me last night, he had a black plastic bag on his head, and he didn't show it to me."
so cruel?
Looking at Li Quanmao's head tightly wearing a hat, Zhou Porridge became even more curious about the love and hatred between Li Quanmao and that bird.
Because they were not in a hurry today, they didn't walk very fast. Li Quanmao observed the surrounding environment in front, Lu Yun chatted with Chang Yue, Zhou Porridge chatted with Bai Ye, and Bai Ye's hometown was along the coast. Things to do at sea.
As an inlander, Zhou Porridge has never even been to the seaside a few times, let alone going to sea.
So the two of them squeezed together again while talking.
Fu Yu couldn't see it, so he went to talk to Chen Yichen. He complained to Chen Yichen that the relationship between Bai Ye and Zhou Porridge was like elementary school students. He also asked Chen Yichen if Bai Ye was okay, and he slept with them in a tent. After two nights, there was no movement at all.
Chen Yichen can't answer those words... Who knows about the young couple, what if the two of them go to the woods behind their backs, right?
The two teammates of Ye Xiandan who came over were also chatting enthusiastically, everyone was very happy, only Xu Hu, who walked in the middle of the team, was the most indifferent.
He was very nervous, he always felt that a green rope would pop out somewhere, and he dragged it away by himself.
Thinking of those densely packed vines, as well as the movable, soft but very resilient flowers on the vines, Xu Hu became even more nervous.
Xu Hu felt that he was really cheap. When he saw other people's beautiful flowers, he insisted on admiring them carefully, and even praised them for their beautiful flowers?
Praise, brag!
Wouldn't it be too weird for a plant to understand human speech? !
Chen Yichen: "I think it may not understand what you said, but your liking for them is too obvious, and their senses are very keen."
Xu Hu looked horrified, "How do you know what I'm thinking?"
Fu Yu: "Because you are talking to yourself."
Xu Hu: "Do I have it?"
Chen Yichen: "Yes."
"Just relax, Zhou Congee is still here, it will definitely bind Zhou Congee first and not you."
Zhou Congee turned to stare at them: "Hey! I heard it!"
No matter what others think, anyway, Xu Hu only felt that a ray of light suddenly shone down, and his whole body came alive. He smiled at Zhou Congee attentively: "Zhou Congee, you are really a good person."
I don't know if it's due to psychological reasons, but Xu Hu suddenly felt that the world was getting better, and the crow's cries that came out from somewhere were still somewhat pleasant.
But until they reached their destination, the plant that had "humiliated" Xu Hu did not appear.
Zhou Congee and the others stood on the tree and looked at a pile of neat brown bird's nests below.
It is said to be a bird's nest, but the size is almost the same as the previous chicken nest. The bird's nest is neatly placed on the leaves, directly exposed, and the light brown eggs inside are also directly exposed, and the birds are not there.
The tree under the bird's nest was also the one that Zhou Porridge and the others were stepping on. It was about one meter above the ground, and the leaves on it were thin and dense, covering the entire valley.
Li Quanmao: "There is only one tree here, in the center of the valley, and these are all its branches."
"So big?" Zhou Porridge asked in surprise.
Li Quanmao explained: "Its branches will grow new roots and insert into the ground to support the branches and leaves, but in the end, they are the same plant."
The birds had gone out foraging and hadn't come back yet, so Zhou Porridge walked in to observe their naked nests.I don't know if it's not the season, but there is not even a chick here except for the eggs.
There was no other sound except the chirping of insects and the swimming of snakes below.
Li Quanmao looked at the sun and said: "Don't stand by the bird's nest, they are coming back soon!"
Sure enough, after a while, Zhou Porridge heard the sound of flapping wings, and there was a higher mountain on the other side of this valley.
A large group of light gray unidentified objects fluttered down from the mountain peak with wings flapping.
Their bodies are very round, but they have pointed mouths that are longer than Zhou Piao's fingers, so they are not easy to mess with.
A group of people stood still and looked at them in amazement, only Chang Yue looked at them for a while and suddenly said, "Teacher, they seem to be flying sideways!"
Li Quanmao immediately shouted: "Then run quickly!"
The author says:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
In the beginning, Zhou Conge suffered the first Waterloo because of some black birds, and later I went to school to scold the invincible mynah, and Zhou Congee also saw here acting as a shit-stirring stick in the Luoxia Mountains, which provoked all the animals. Very annoying, but still alive and well Crow.
All of this tells mankind the fact that it is still too early to conquer birds.
But no matter how much he didn't want to go, when he saw the hat on Li Quanmao's head when he came to look for him, his resistance disappeared in an instant.
What does the hat mean?It means that Baldy Li, who was still bareheaded in the cold winter and still went his own way without a hat under the strange stares of other people, has succumbed!
Li Quanmao's head was originally round and bright. He has always been proud of his bald head, and he often looked down on those half-bald professors who kept the little bit of hair for the sake of face.
Once, on Teacher's Day one year, Zhou Porridge and the others didn't know what gift to give, and finally someone suggested a hat, and they thought it was good, so they pooled their money together and bought a not cheap hat for him.
The gift was delivered to his office by Fu Yu, and Zhou Porridge and the others didn't know the detailed process, but he kept silent about Li Quanmao's reaction to receiving the gift when he came back.
Although they were a little puzzled, they didn't think much about it after seeing their teacher wearing a hat in the laboratory for a few days after Teacher's Day.
Until one day, when Zhou Porridge went to the laboratory, he happened to bump into their teacher leaving the laboratory.
He watched as their teacher hurriedly took off his hat in front of the gate of the building in front of them, which was invisible from all the windows of their department building, and then sneakily stuffed it into his briefcase went inside.
Holding the bulging briefcase, their teacher left in high spirits.
Zhou Porridge was very surprised why their teacher didn't wear a hat outside, and later he went to inquire secretly, and found out that their teacher had made a bet with several Mediterranean professors in the school.
The content of the bet is related to wigs, bald heads and hats. If it is too specific, no one will know.Later, Fu Yu was so curious that he even went to the school forum to inquire frantically.
Because I asked too many times, I asked that question as x Agricultural University is one of the top ten unanswered questions.
After Zhou Porridge finally agreed to go out together because of Li Quanmao's hat, Yin Qingyu was dissatisfied with Zhou Porridge's sudden departure.
Now he feels that Zhou Congee is still a good material, and he thinks that Zhou Congee may be able to become a perfect...assistant after being oppressed for a few days.
But since it was Zhou Congee's teacher who spoke, he was embarrassed to detain Zhou Congee, and just looked at Li Quanmao with a covetous look.
Who is Li Quanmao? He has been famous for a long time. Although Yin Qingyu is a scientific research tyrant, he is too young for his age.
Li Quanmao: "Xiao Yin, you are so busy, so don't worry about us, we will go there after breakfast."
Yin Qingyu exchanged greetings in front of Li Quanmao: "Professor Li, when will Zhou Congee come back?"
Li Quanmao said haha: "Come on, let's go and have a look and come back."
Yin Qingyu: "Can you come back today?
Li Quanmao: "Ask Zhou Congee if he wants to do experiments at night, we'll come back early."
Zhou Congee, who gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, immediately shouted, "No, I don't do experiments!"
Li Quanmao said: "Then we may not be back early."
Yin Qingyu immediately looked at Zhou Porridge with covetous eyes.
Zhou Congee silently ate two more buns, pretending not to see them.
Really good, today's buns are filled with spicy chicken drumsticks.
After the meal, Bai Ye brought Chen Yichen and the others over. He came here to find Zhou Congee, and Chen Yichen did all the greetings.
Chen Yichen smiled all over his face: "Mr. Li, good morning, let's set off together later, drop by."
By the way?
Zhou Porridge raised an eyebrow at Bai Ye.
Seeing Bai Ye nod his head slightly, Zhou Porridge understood that they were forcing their way.
Li Quanmao also said with a smile: "That's good, what about Old Wang? Won't you go together?"
Chen Yichen: "It's not a coincidence. When we were going out yesterday, I accidentally fell down the hillside. Our teacher jumped my waist to pull me up."
Li Quanmao: "Hey, this kid is so careless, isn't the problem serious?"
Chen Yichen: "Not serious, not serious."
When they were talking and eating, Zhou Porridge also looked at Xu Hu, who was exceptionally silent, and saw that he still looked shocked, but he was quietly biting a steamed bun, and the hickey marks on his face and neck were also faded. a lot.
Zhou Porridge shook his head, it's so pitiful, because a plant fell in love with a word.
While waiting for them to eat, Zhou Porridge was still worried about Xu Hu's mental health, but when he saw that although Xu Hu was silent, he still ate four or five steamed buns for breakfast, he felt that his worries were a bit unnecessary.
As the departure was approaching, Zhou Porridge's two senior sisters came over again.
Fu Yu asked in surprise: "Are you going too?"
Chang Yue and Lu Yun didn't go yesterday, they just picked wild flowers in the surrounding area.
Chang Yue asked back, "What? We can't go?"
Fu Yu: "Where is it, this distance is not close, can you do it?"
Chang Yue looked surprised: "How did you ask this sentence?"
Fu Yu closed his mouth with a face of humiliation.
Li Quanmao didn't care about them at all.After they finished speaking, they said directly: "Is everyone here? Have you brought everything? Well, we are ready to go."
Li Quanmao took the lead, followed by Zhou Porridge and the others, and finally Ye Xiandan's two teammates.
Zhou Porridge looked at the hat on the back of their teacher's head, which was an off-white peaked cap. He looked at the back, although the buttons of the peaked cap to adjust the head circumference had been adjusted to the maximum, but it still looked tight.
Zhou Porridge couldn't help looking at it twice, and then the more familiar it became, how could he see that this hat was worn by everyone else.
Zhou Congee turned around and asked Chang Yue: "Senior sister, where did the teacher get this hat?"
Chang Yue: "It's mine, the teacher asked me to borrow it."
Zhou Porridge blinked, and asked in a softer voice: "Senior sister, tell me what happened to the teacher's head secretly, I will definitely not tell others."
Chang Yue laughed, and she also whispered: "I don't know, when the teacher came to see me last night, he had a black plastic bag on his head, and he didn't show it to me."
so cruel?
Looking at Li Quanmao's head tightly wearing a hat, Zhou Porridge became even more curious about the love and hatred between Li Quanmao and that bird.
Because they were not in a hurry today, they didn't walk very fast. Li Quanmao observed the surrounding environment in front, Lu Yun chatted with Chang Yue, Zhou Porridge chatted with Bai Ye, and Bai Ye's hometown was along the coast. Things to do at sea.
As an inlander, Zhou Porridge has never even been to the seaside a few times, let alone going to sea.
So the two of them squeezed together again while talking.
Fu Yu couldn't see it, so he went to talk to Chen Yichen. He complained to Chen Yichen that the relationship between Bai Ye and Zhou Porridge was like elementary school students. He also asked Chen Yichen if Bai Ye was okay, and he slept with them in a tent. After two nights, there was no movement at all.
Chen Yichen can't answer those words... Who knows about the young couple, what if the two of them go to the woods behind their backs, right?
The two teammates of Ye Xiandan who came over were also chatting enthusiastically, everyone was very happy, only Xu Hu, who walked in the middle of the team, was the most indifferent.
He was very nervous, he always felt that a green rope would pop out somewhere, and he dragged it away by himself.
Thinking of those densely packed vines, as well as the movable, soft but very resilient flowers on the vines, Xu Hu became even more nervous.
Xu Hu felt that he was really cheap. When he saw other people's beautiful flowers, he insisted on admiring them carefully, and even praised them for their beautiful flowers?
Praise, brag!
Wouldn't it be too weird for a plant to understand human speech? !
Chen Yichen: "I think it may not understand what you said, but your liking for them is too obvious, and their senses are very keen."
Xu Hu looked horrified, "How do you know what I'm thinking?"
Fu Yu: "Because you are talking to yourself."
Xu Hu: "Do I have it?"
Chen Yichen: "Yes."
"Just relax, Zhou Congee is still here, it will definitely bind Zhou Congee first and not you."
Zhou Congee turned to stare at them: "Hey! I heard it!"
No matter what others think, anyway, Xu Hu only felt that a ray of light suddenly shone down, and his whole body came alive. He smiled at Zhou Congee attentively: "Zhou Congee, you are really a good person."
I don't know if it's due to psychological reasons, but Xu Hu suddenly felt that the world was getting better, and the crow's cries that came out from somewhere were still somewhat pleasant.
But until they reached their destination, the plant that had "humiliated" Xu Hu did not appear.
Zhou Congee and the others stood on the tree and looked at a pile of neat brown bird's nests below.
It is said to be a bird's nest, but the size is almost the same as the previous chicken nest. The bird's nest is neatly placed on the leaves, directly exposed, and the light brown eggs inside are also directly exposed, and the birds are not there.
The tree under the bird's nest was also the one that Zhou Porridge and the others were stepping on. It was about one meter above the ground, and the leaves on it were thin and dense, covering the entire valley.
Li Quanmao: "There is only one tree here, in the center of the valley, and these are all its branches."
"So big?" Zhou Porridge asked in surprise.
Li Quanmao explained: "Its branches will grow new roots and insert into the ground to support the branches and leaves, but in the end, they are the same plant."
The birds had gone out foraging and hadn't come back yet, so Zhou Porridge walked in to observe their naked nests.I don't know if it's not the season, but there is not even a chick here except for the eggs.
There was no other sound except the chirping of insects and the swimming of snakes below.
Li Quanmao looked at the sun and said: "Don't stand by the bird's nest, they are coming back soon!"
Sure enough, after a while, Zhou Porridge heard the sound of flapping wings, and there was a higher mountain on the other side of this valley.
A large group of light gray unidentified objects fluttered down from the mountain peak with wings flapping.
Their bodies are very round, but they have pointed mouths that are longer than Zhou Piao's fingers, so they are not easy to mess with.
A group of people stood still and looked at them in amazement, only Chang Yue looked at them for a while and suddenly said, "Teacher, they seem to be flying sideways!"
Li Quanmao immediately shouted: "Then run quickly!"
The author says:
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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