Help, I don't want to farm

After counting the various experiments that Congee has done in college for several weeks, only two of them were done by himself alone.

After several weeks of congee's various experiments after entering the university, except for the experimental classes that everyone took together, there were only two experiments he did alone.

Because he entered the laboratory early, his graduation experiments have not yet been determined, and all these two experiments are still the contents of the experiments he chose himself.

The first weekly porridge is about the effect of adding yeast to chicken feed on the weight gain and egg production rate of a certain breed of chicken. The name sounds good, and it is quite tall.

But, the reason why he chose this topic is mainly because.One day, Zhou's mother called Zhou Porridge for a chat. During the chat, the chickens at home were not growing well during that time, and asked him if this "professional" had any good chicken feed recommendations.

When Zhou Congee heard this, he immediately froze, isn't this his specialty?At that time, he patted his chest and assured Zhou's mother that he could make the best chicken feed himself!

He also told Zhou's mother that after he made it, we don't need to buy chicken feed, we can make it ourselves, it will save a lot of money, and maybe we can apply for a patent!

Then after consulting Fu Yu and Chang Yue, he decided on the topic directly. Although Fu Yu and the others were not very optimistic about his experiment, they didn't say anything because of Zhou Congee's face.

While waiting for Zhou Porridge to report the experiment topic to Li Quanmao, Li Quanmao approved it without saying anything, and bought a bunch of chickens for Zhou Porridge within two days.

In the end, reality still dealt a heavy blow to Zhou Porridge. His whole experiment lasted only ten days, because the fragile chick fell ill and died after ten days...

It can be said that no matter how ambitious it was at the beginning, it turned out to be as tragic as it was.

As for the second experiment, Lu Yun needed a batch of sweet potato seedlings to feed her experimental animals, because she was worried about buying them outside, so she planned to grow them herself.

That's what I said, but everyone in the laboratory knew at that time that it was actually Li Quanmao who said that the shelves in the laboratory were still empty anyway, so it would be better to grow sweet potatoes by myself and save money, and then handed over the task of growing sweet potatoes to Zhou Congee.

After Zhou Congee took over that task, he started to tinker with those various varieties of sweet potatoes again, um... The main reason this time was that after they made roasted sweet potatoes in the laboratory, they were all overwhelmed by the roasted sweet potatoes.

At that time, Zhou Congee took it as his duty to grow the best roasted sweet potato varieties.

However, this one was really realized by accident after the end of the world.

I also have to say that although Li Quanmao looked fierce, he was very good to Zhou Porridge. He started to follow him around and remembered to give him scientific research subsidies every month.

Of course, it was because of his fuss. These two experiments, before they reached the level of technical operations, had already died halfway.

After all, agriculture is like this. Natural disasters and man-made disasters are all available. When you fail to keep them, the chickens, ducks and fish you raise suddenly become depressed one day and cannot survive.

What's even worse is that maybe because of being so good-looking, I don't know which family's pot it ended up in...

So at this moment, Zhou Porridge really could only stand honestly behind a man and listen to him explain the operation points of a particularly tall-looking instrument.

After the man finished talking dryly, he looked at Zhou Porridge expectantly, and asked, "Will you meet?"

Wearing a mask and gloves, Zhou Porridge looked at the man in front of him pitifully, his big eyes full of confusion.

Yin Qingyu happened to pass by them, and he stood directly behind Zhou Porridge, and the atmosphere at the scene froze immediately.

He said coldly, "Zhou Porridge, do it."

Zhou Congee picked up the tools.

"Don't shake your hands."

"It's time, add samples!"

"Are you blind?"

"Zhou Congee, what are you doing? After making it like this, I think you might as well go back and sell sweet potatoes!"

Zhou Congee was scolded like a cabbage that had been basking in the sun for several days.

However, people's potential is really unlimited. Li Quanmao stood at the door and watched Zhou Porridge, who was making rapid progress, with the corners of his mouth raised and he couldn't get down.

Chang Yue looked at Zhou Porridge really pitifully. She said to their teacher, "Teacher, is this really necessary? If we do experiments, we can also teach them."

Li Quanmao glanced at her and said, "Don't think I don't know, what did Zhou Porridge do wrong, have you scolded him? Teach him? Then he won't be able to pretend to be pitiful. I'm afraid you all have to do it for him!"

Chang Yue looked at their teacher's bald head, and immediately exposed him, "Oh, then I didn't see you scolding him either."

Li Quanmao: "Well, so I found him a strict teacher."

Chang Yue thought about it for a while, and felt that what their teacher said made some sense, so she couldn't refute it.

Several people looked at it for a while, and seeing that Zhou Congee had gradually adapted, Chang Yue said directly to Li Quanmao, "Senior Sister and I went outside to pick it first."

Li Quanmao didn't say much, just said: "Be careful."

While Yin Qingyu was going to deal with the sudden accident over there, Zhou Porridge's expectant eyes looked outside immediately, and he saw Bai Ye at a glance, and Bai Ye was standing at the door looking at him.

Zhou Congee didn't speak, but his eyes were filled with "Help me!"

Bai Ye pointed helplessly at Li Quanmao who was standing at the door like a door god.

Zhou Congee almost cried out: "Why!"

Yin Qingyu stood behind Zhou Congee: "Zhou Congee—what are you looking at?"

Before Zhou Porridge could answer, he asked again: "What should I do next?"

Zhou Porridge met Shang Yin Qingyu's terrifying eyes, and he couldn't wait to pick up the instruction manual for the instrument on the table!

He was still roaring in his heart, "Damn, this is different from the business trip I thought before!!"

When Yin Qingyu said: "Today's work is over, get off work." Zhou Congee was finally liberated.

As soon as he stepped out of that door, he threw himself into Bai Ye's arms. He felt that his brain was full of knowledge, and Yin Qingyu's dark and terrifying eyes.

Bai Ye hugged him and walked outside. Fortunately, a lot of tents had already been set up outside. Bai Ye and Zhou Congee shared a tent. After sending Zhou Congee inside, he even went to get some hot water for Zhou Congee. .

They got a generator and they can boil water.

Zhou Congee was exhausted physically and mentally. Bai Ye even wiped his face. After cleaning up, he lay down and fell asleep without even playing with his phone.

Sleeping in the middle of the night, suddenly there was another commotion outside, Zhou Porridge was disturbed, so he frowned and squeezed towards Bai Ye.

Bai Ye woke up, and he covered Zhou Porridge's ears with his hands. After a while, the outside became quiet, and then a person brought something into their tent.

Fu Yu was covered in moisture, and when he came in, he unceremoniously found a corner and lay down.

After getting into the sleeping bag beautifully, Fu Yu closed his eyes and said, "Sleep, just pretend that I don't exist, I'm deaf and blind."

After he finished speaking, he really closed his eyes.

Bai Ye: "..." They didn't plan to do anything!

When Zhou Porridge woke up in the morning, Bai Ye had already gone out, only Fu Yu was still sleeping, and the whole person was still occupying the door, so Zhou Porridge woke Fu Yu up mercilessly.

"Brother! Wake up! Why did you come out?"

Fu Yu still had gum in the corners of his eyes, and he yawned and said, "We traded them with Polygonum multiflorum."

Zhou Congee: "He Shou Wu?"

Fu Yu said: "When it came out, didn't you say that ginseng might be disguised as Polygonum multiflorum? In fact, we thought it wrong. It should be Polygonum multiflorum disguised as ginseng."

"The ginseng they got at the beginning was obtained from the monkeys. Later, they also tried to exchange it with the monkeys, and gave the monkeys a lot of good things. In the end, the monkeys failed to find the real ginseng, and instead disguised it as an adult ginseng. The Polygonum multiflorum has been cleaned up."

"So what they gave to Novartis later was Polygonum multiflorum, and when they got it for testing, they found something wrong, it wasn't ginseng.

But at that time, the monkeys were very determined, and then they guessed whether ginseng was disguised as Polygonum multiflorum to avoid the trail. "

Fu Yu became more sober as he talked, and finally sat up directly, "You don't know how outrageous it is, then Polygonum multiflorum now looks more like ginseng than ginseng."

Bai Ye came in from the outside and called them to have breakfast, Zhou Porridge agreed, "Here we are."

Then he pushed Fu Yu, "Go, I'm hungry, talk while walking."

Fu Yu immediately got up from the ground and followed him to have breakfast there.

They bought a generator, and life was much more convenient. They even had hot steamed buns in the morning.

Although Zhou Congee is quick-frozen when you take a bite, the taste is not bad. The bread inside is quite solid, and there are three fillings, one with meat and diced lotus root, and vegetarian capers and green vegetables.

But Zhou Congee only got meat and capers, because he didn't like vegetable stuffing, and he almost choked after eating a few big buns. Bai Ye even went to get him a bowl of soy milk, Zhou porridge drank it with a gurgle.

As soon as he finished eating, Yin Qingyu came over and told Zhou Congee to remember to go to work in the laboratory later.

Hearing the bad news, Zhou Congee's face immediately collapsed.

Although Bai Ye felt distressed, he also knew that even if he went in to help Zhou Congee, Zhou Congee's work would not be enough.

He was planning in his mind whether to let Xingren come over to play with Zhou Congee later, or to find out if there were any other fun things for Zhou Congee to play with.

Zhou Congee was also depressed for a while, and while he was still free, he asked Fu Yu again: "Then what does ginseng have to do with Polygonum multiflorum?"

Fu Yu: "I don't understand either. Is it because the ginsengs are not smart enough? They planted Polygonum multiflorum and took good care of it. Could it be that the plants can't tell whether the thing is their own kind? ?”

Zhou Congee’s perception of ginseng is also a bit difficult to describe in words. If you say they are smart, they are indeed quite smart, but it is a bit silly to see that they can’t tell the difference between Polygonum multiflorum and human beings.

"Do you think it's because they are distinguished by their shape?"

Fu Yu: "There is a trace of believability in the outrageous."

Bai Ye also said, "Then because we look alike, you planted us too?"

Zhou Congee thought for a while, and then said: "Not necessarily, it responds to both my smell and Yin Qingyu's smell."

Fu Yu scratched his head and said, "Wait, why are we researching this? What if they just want to farm?"

Zhou Congee: "Forget it, wait for them to study."

After chatting, Zhou Porridge planned to accept a new round of torture, and told himself with a smile that learning makes people happy.

Fu Yu looked at Zhou Congee and Yi Shuihan, and the back of the strong man, who had gone and never returned, snickered, and halfway through the laugh, he was caught by their teacher.

"Fu Yu, pack your things. We are going to a valley over there. There is a bird with a very good meat yield. We need to go and have a look."

Fu Yu replied, "Here we are."

And Bai Ye originally planned to find Xingren, and wanted to bring it over to comfort Zhou Congee's hurt heart, but he hadn't set off yet, and was stopped by Chen Yichen.

"Bai Ye, today we are going to check the peach core and pear core measurement data, and check the animal population here by the way."

It was only then that Bai Ye realized that they had jobs this time.

After everyone started to move, there was only one idler left on the scene, and that was Li Xiao.

As a rich second generation who came here to eat and eat, he didn't have to do any work. When everyone was busy, he seemed like an idle bastard.

Finally, he thought about it and felt that he still had to find something for himself to do!Then, with the thoughtfulness of a young boy Huaichun in his heart, he followed Zhou Porridge into that laboratory!

Then three seconds later, he was scolded out!

He even wiped his eyes when he went out!

Zhou Congee stretched his neck.

If it wasn't for Zhou Porridge's own insecurity, he would really like to ask now: "What do you think? You want to come in here?"

In the evening, Zhou Porridge, who was tired all day, met them, and then he found that the other people's conditions did not seem to be much better than him.

Bai Ye looked fine, but Zhou Porridge still noticed that the clothes on his body were not the ones he wore in the morning.

Chen Yichen next to him had a bruised nose and a swollen face. He didn't know if he fell or was beaten by something.

And the last Xu Hu is even more strange, his face and neck are full of bright kisses/marks.

Zhou Porridge's eyes widened. He took a sneak peek, and found that Xu Hu, who was usually strong in heart and strong in body, even had red eyes!

The thoughts in Zhou Porridge's mind changed rapidly in an instant, and he couldn't even think about what happened that day.

In the end, he still asked cautiously: "Senior brother, were you ruined by someone? Or because you were not a human being?"

The author says:

Fat Ju raised two unicorn larvae, and it has not pupated for half a year!It hasn't pupated yet!It must be publicly condemned!

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!