Help, I don't want to farm

Li Xiao looked at Zhou Congee with his eyes open, and asked, "So you can stop discussing what it is for now."

Li Xiao looked at Zhou Congee with aggrieved eyes, and said, "So you can stop discussing what it is made of, and get me out first? I feel like something has crawled into my clothes."

As the saying goes, men don’t flick their tears lightly, but they don’t reach the place where they are sad, but sometimes a man’s tears may not be because of sadness, or because of some invisible bugs.

Li Xiao couldn't imagine what those things were crawling on his stomach now, because his tears were falling, and his nose was also flowing.

Chen Yichen felt that he was crying pitifully and disgustingly, and was afraid that he would swallow his snot into his mouth, so he went to his bag and took out a few pieces of paper to wipe his face clean.

Yin Qingyu touched the soil around his neck and said, "It's very strict, I need to find tools."

Xu Hu stood up and waved to the others, saying, "Let me try."

Everyone else stood up and made room for him.

Zhou Porridge stood next to Fu Yu, watching Xu Hu pull Li Xiao's head, and after less than three seconds of pulling, he heard Li Xiao calling his neck to be broken!

Xu Hu: "Be patient!"

Li Xiao yelled wildly: "Brother, I'm really not a carrot, I'm a human being, and if I lose my head, I'll really die!"

Xu Hu: "A man must be able to bear it. The three of us here are medical students. What are we afraid of?"

Hearing this, Yin Qingyu asked Zhou Congee, "Are they students of medicine?"

Zhou Congee didn't change his face, "Well, using a doctor is also a doctor."

"What? You let me go, I lied to me, you are a veterinarian! Help, you killed someone!"

Li Xiao is worthy of being a popular anchor. She can sing for hours without getting tired. Her lung capacity is really strong, and her voice doesn't feel weak even after shouting for a long time.

In the end, it was the honest Ye Xiandan who went to save him from the fire and water.

"Why don't we just forget about it?"

Xu Hu tossed himself until he was covered in sweat, and finally gave up.

"Okay, let's wait for the tools."

Li Xiao was also tired and thirsty, so she asked, "Can someone give me some water?"

It sounded like everyone who asked, but his eyes were fixed on Yin Qingyu.

Zhou Porridge squeezed Bai Ye, and asked in a low voice, "Has he taken a fancy to my brother?"

The two of them stuck together, and Bai Ye replied in a low voice, "It should be."

Zhou Congee sighed: "Love comes too fast, like a tornado... By the way, what does he smell my brother smells like?"

"Shall we ask him later?"

"Row!"

Chen Yichen and Xu Hu also looked at each other. In just two seconds, the two of them finished gossip through eye contact.

The honest Ye Xiandan wanted to act again, he wanted to feed Li Xiao water, but he was stopped by Chen Yichen just after he took a step.

"how?"

Before he could finish his question, Xu Hu tightly covered his mouth.

Seeing Yin Qingyu start to frown, Zhou Porridge pulled Bai Ye away immediately: "Let's eat roasted whole lamb later, let's catch the sheep!"

Chen Yichen: "Let's go fishing."

Xu Hu also called: "I'll pick up mushrooms, and I'll make mushroom soup later."

Ye Xiandan struggled in the hands of Chen Yichen and Xu Hu: "Hmm, mushrooms in the wild are not edible, they are poisonous!"

Except for the one lying on the ground in a daze, Yin Qingyu saw that everyone who was standing here just now walked away, he resignedly picked up a bottle of water, and gave Li Xiao several mouthfuls.

Li Xiao said happily, "Thank you."

Just as Yin Qingyu put the water bottle away, Fu Yu on the ground over there also started whining.

He went over and saw that a big snail had crawled on his face and sealed his nostrils.

Yin Qingyu: "..."

Ugh, he hates big snails!

Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye walked in the direction the sheep left.

The two walked for a while and still didn't see the shadow of the flock. Zhou Porridge sighed and said, "The whole roasted lamb is gone."

Bai Ye thought he really wanted to eat, so he asked, "I'll catch it for you."

Zhou Congee: "We didn't have any seasoning to make it when we caught it."

"Then what do you want to eat? I'll catch it for you."

Zhou Congee began to read the name of the dish: "Braised Pork, Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs, Hot Pot Skewers, Braised Pig's Trotters, Cola Chicken Wings, Hibiscus Eggs, Sauerkraut Fish..."

Bai Ye was happy, "Eat, then I'll catch a pig for you first."

Zhou Porridge also laughed, "Wild boars are not delicious, and I have never castrated them. Speaking of which, I have learned how to castrate pigs. We have a teacher who can castrate a pig in less than 30 seconds. That is called a quick-eyed, ruthless man." !"

"Porridge, can we not discuss this topic?"

Bai Ye felt that this topic was too dangerous!

Zhou Congee laughed.

Wild animals can't be eaten casually, so the two of them didn't kill those cute little animals. Finally, with their shallow botanical knowledge, the two found a clump of wild taro behind a big tree.

The two observed the wild taro twice, and Zhou Porridge looked at the leaves of the taro over and over, and finally asked, "Is this edible? I remember that wild taro is usually poisonous."

Bai Ye didn't know either, so he said, "Take it home and ask someone?"

Zhou Porridge praised: "It makes sense!"

Anyway, I didn't go back empty-handed and lose face.

In the end, the two of them went back with a few big yams bigger than an adult's fist.

Chen Yichen and the others who went in the other direction had a good harvest and came back with a few large fish.

After the two sides met for a while, Chen Yichen took a closer look and said, "This...is taro?"

Zhou Congee nodded, "Yeah, can I eat it?"

Chen Yichen: "I can eat it, why can't I eat it, isn't it just eating it to the west, anyway, after 18 years, I will be a good man again."

Zhou Congee immediately threw the things in his hands aside.

Bai Ye looked at the fish in their hands, and suddenly asked, "Did you catch the fish?"

Xu Hu looked happy: "Not bad, you can make grilled fish."

Bai Ye: "Can a fire be lit in the mountains?"

Then, Ye Xiandan, who eats melons, was innocently involved in the dispute and attracted everyone's attention.

"In special circumstances, it should be possible."

Xu Hu was about to laugh, but Ye Xiandan looked at the surrounding environment and added: "But the environment here is definitely not good."

Xu Hu immediately closed his mouth and stopped smiling.

In the first match, Bai Ye Zhou Congee vs Chen Yichen and Xu Hu, the draw was a draw.

In the end, everyone found that after a lot of tossing, they could only eat the dry food they had memorized from the base.

Yin Qingyu sat next to Li Xiao, took a bite by herself, and had to feed Li Xiao by the way.

Li Xiao was half-eaten by the beauty-confusing head and finally remembered, "I seem to have canned food in my bag, do you want to eat it?"

As soon as the words came out, everyone stared at him. Zhou Porridge reacted the fastest, and directly stuffed the things in Bai Ye's hands, then got up and rummaged through Li Xiao's big bag.

In the end, he found two cans of meat, a can of meat floss, two fat sausages, and other miscellaneous snacks from his bag.

Zhou Porridge turned around and scolded him: "Didn't you say it earlier?"

Li Xiao: "I just remembered that too!"

Ye Xiandan was dumbfounded looking at his snack store, "Did you come out for a spring outing!? Wouldn't you starve to death in the mountains with these things??"

Li Xiao also said aggrievedly: "Anyway, there will be an airdrop after eating."

Ye Xiandan stopped talking, and only Chen Yichen who was closest to him heard him curse in a low voice, "Evil rich man!"

Zhou Congee opened a can of meat and shared it with them. Li Xiao brought all the good things, and when the can was opened, the aroma inside immediately wafted out.

Fu Yu could smell it even in his sleep, and he started humming again.

"Meat……"

But his voice was so low that no one noticed that he was awake.

Chen Yichen was praising Li Xiao's canned food: "Your canned food is much more delicious than the ones I have eaten before, is it expensive?"

Zhou Congee: "The brand is called Huazhu? You can buy some and put them in the dormitory for supper when you go back."

"Meat, I want to eat meat..."

Li Xiao finished eating a mouthful of sausage that Yin Qingyu put into his mouth, and said, "What a big deal, I'll give you two boxes right away when I get out!"

"Spicy meat..."

Fu Yu, who was attracted by the flesh and struggled to wake up from the dream, finally sat up, and he looked at the little people around him stupidly.

He blinked and said, "I really went to heaven? Why is the angel in heaven so skinny?"

Before he could figure out why the angel had no wings and why the light circle above his head was green, a piece of soil under his butt suddenly softened and sank.

Then his feet were pulled by something, and he was buried directly in the soil.

"what!"

Because of the location problem, Li Xiao, who was behind Zhou Porridge and the others, could see Li Xiao spit out the sausage in his mouth in one gulp. He made a simple ahhhh sound as if his brain was not fully developed.

"What?"

Li Xiao immediately regained his language and began to shout: "Ginseng—"

Before Zhou Porridge could react, his perspective was reversed, and Bai Ye immediately picked him up and put him on the other side of the tree.

When Zhou Congee sat on the tree, he was still holding the unfinished can tightly in his hand.

Apart from Bai Ye, only Ye Xiandan was able to react, he jumped up like a swift leopard and hugged the tree on the other side.

Then the rest of the people will be miserable. Even if they react wrongly, they stand up, but it is useless to react too slowly.

The soil under their feet also began to soften, and white beards wrapped around their feet, pulling them directly into the soil.

Suddenly, there were only a few human heads left on the ground below.

At this time, Zhou Congee was so frightened that the canned food in his hand was about to drop.

Three ginseng trees appeared on the ground, not too big, the main body was a light yellow-brown swollen root system, with a small handful of green leaves on top of the heads, and a few bright red fruits in the middle of the leaves.

They watched the ginseng take back its thin and dense roots from the soft ground, and then they all entwined around the largest fleshy root in the middle of themselves, forming the "limbs".

Then, like human beings, the lower legs started to run alternately, and the little red fruit on the upper part was still jumping and jumping with their movements.

Zhou Conge grabbed Bai Ye's arm tightly: "Ginseng! It's alive!"

Bai Ye: "They found it by themselves."

They seemed to be only interested in the humans standing on the ground, ignoring Zhou Porridge and the others on the tree.

The little ginseng people walked around Yin Qingyu twice, as if they felt that this human being was broken and could no longer grow, and then Yin Qingyu was "vomited" out again.

Yin Qingyu stood aside with his body covered in dirt.

Then Zhou Porridge and the others watched the ginsengs water them with the liquid from a hollow fruit, and then put a pile of half-rotten leaves around them.

They are like diligent farmers, carefully cultivating their own crops.

After all the work was done, they also took root next to them. If Fu Yu's screams could be quieter, it would be a picture of the tranquility of time.

Zhou Porridge changed his posture and moved from Bai Ye's body to the branch of the tree. He asked, "What should we do now?"

Ye Xiandan said: "The people I contacted before are already on their way, and they have brought tools."

Zhou Congee: "Where have you been? Remember not to walk on the ground when you tell them to come over."

Ye Xiandan looked at the sky: "If you don't delay on the way, you should be here soon."

"It's good to be here soon."

Then, Zhou Congee saw how fast Ye Xiandan said "fast".

Anyway, I don't know what happened, as if in the blink of an eye, there was another piece of human-shaped radish on the ground!

One of them had only one head left, and he was still happily talking to them: "Oh, what a coincidence."

Zhou Porridge looked shocked, "Am I dreaming? Calabash Baby didn't save Grandpa so fast, did he?"

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