Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Porridge wanted to tell the whole world the news, so he immediately called Zhou's mother.

Zhou Congee yelled stickily: "Mom—"

Mother Zhou: "Hey-son, what's the matter?"

Zhou Congee: "Mom, I'm promising!"

Mother Zhou: "What is your son doing?"

Zhou Congee: "I discovered a new variety of sweet potato, which is now named after me."

When Mama Zhou was about to say something, two workers came in outside and said anxiously to Mama Zhou, "Sister Ying! Something went wrong. The chickens in the chicken farm got bigger and all ran away!"

Zhou's mother nodded to show that she understood, and then quickly said to Zhou Congee: "Congee Congee, please enjoy yourself for a while, let's go find the chicken first."

It was obvious that the chickens in the chicken farm were much more important than Zhou Porridge's happiness, and Zhou's mother hung up the phone without hesitation after she finished speaking.

Zhou Congee didn't care, and hugged the rhubarb and rubbed it vigorously.

Near the evening, the school radio announced the notice again, "Attention all students, the roads outside have been cleared and can be passed through, please move together, and if you encounter mutant animals, please stay away quickly. Please call the security department at XXXXXXXX.”

"Please pay attention, students..."

"Okay, okay! You can go!"

Obviously, they were not the only ones who were happy, and there were also cheers from outside.

When Zhou Porridge and the others went out, the outside had already changed into a different look. The plants arbitrarily occupied all the space where they could grow. Most of the plants had lost their original shape and had completely changed into a different look.

They became bigger and denser, and it was late autumn, but they still looked lush.And the school didn't know what method it used to roughly strangle all the plants that grew directly on the road.

The dogs barked twice at Zhou Porridge, then quickly disappeared among the dense plants.

They walked along the open road and saw that all the cars were submerged in the green. When they passed by Taohu Lake, the whole lake had turned green, with green duckweed growing on one side and lush lotus on the other. leaf.

The two sides were evenly matched, completely dividing the entire lake into two halves.

And when Zhou Porridge and the others passed by the teaching building in the North District, they found that the creeper that had occupied most of the wall was now only a withered and yellow body, and some filamentous plants grew on the creeper's body.

The creeper lost out on the competition between these two plants.

Competition in nature has always been cruel.

The girls' dormitory is different from the boys' dormitory. After passing Taohu, Shen Nuo and the others separated from Zhou Congee. After Zhou Congee and Fu Yu finished eating in the cafeteria, they went back with packed meals for their roommates. .

As soon as he stepped into the door of the dormitory, Zhou Conge was warmly welcomed by his roommates. Yang Chen took the food from Zhou Congee's hand and asked, "Is there anything wrong? We were playing games in the dormitory when the announcement was made." , I didn’t hear anything, and after finishing the game, I found that the world has changed.”

Zhou Congee: "There is nothing wrong, but you guys are big enough. Will the counselors send out notifications one by one?"

Zhao Xuan: "We didn't see the notification, and we didn't receive the phone call. Old Zhao was scared to death, and even ran to our dormitory to lie down."

Liu Yuyang opened the lid of the disposable lunch box and said, "Old Zhao said that something happened to the Edible Fungi Research Center."

Zhou Congee was stunned: "What happened?"

Liu Yuyang shook his head: "He didn't say anything, it seems that the matter is quite serious, but no one died."

Zhou Congee took out his mobile phone and wanted to go to the campus forum to check it out, but before he clicked on it, he saw a message popping up on it notifying the suspension of classes.

Zhou Porridge clicked on their professional group, and the first item was a notice from their professional counselor Zhou Hong.

Counselor-Old Zhou: "@All Members, according to the notice from above, due to special circumstances, we will suspend classes for a week. Please pay attention to safety and do not leave school privately."

With such exciting news, the group immediately started frantically swiping the screen.

Sun Li: "One week of vacation!!"

Chang Sheng: "Fuck, it turns out that the end of the world really doesn't need to go to class!"

Li Qisheng: "Who is having fun, it's me!"

……

Student happiness is so simple, who doesn't love a surprise holiday!

Zhou Porridge casually replied with a happy emoji and stopped looking at it. He clicked on the campus forum to see what happened at the Edible Fungi Research Center.

Congratulations, finally there will be no strange CP posts on the homepage of the forum, and the mushroom explosion incident of the most popular edible mushroom research center.

The host is a postgraduate student who usually studies a little edible fungi. Now he uses "beautiful" language to describe a story about smelling sad and seeing tears.

"Posted by: humble scientific researcher;

Topic: Why do mushrooms explode? ?

Content: I believe everyone knows that what happened in the afternoon overturned all the things we have learned over the years and reshaped our worldview.

But that's not the point, the point is that when it happened, I was experimenting!Those mushrooms grew right in front of my eyes!

It's nothing more than growing up, they are colorful, red, red, purple, purple, I have never seen this scene before, I was stupid on the spot, and I didn't think of running.When the mushrooms were fully grown, I looked pretty, so I wanted to touch them cheaply, but something went wrong when I touched them!

That mushroom exploded!Can you imagine the spores that exploded all over me?I was totally blue, literally blue, those spores were blue!

Then, I wanted to wash off the things on my body with water. Who knew that those spores would grow up and become mushrooms when they came into contact with water?I have never seen such an outrageous thing in my life. Mushrooms fell off my head while washing my hair!It also scared my roommate out of the barking dog.

The first floor is only the fourth level and the name is not changed: Hahahahahahahaha what a strange event, I thought it was the most outrageous thing to be entangled in the reeds by the Peach Lake.

Xiaoxiao Xiaoxiao on the second floor: I declare this is the funniest of the day hahaha;

Humble scientific researcher on the third floor [Original]: To add a follow-up, the sewer in our dormitory building is blocked, yes, it is now covered with mushrooms...

Seeing this, Zhou Porridge couldn't help laughing out loud, he had never seen such a strange event.

The whole post has become a sea of ​​joy. Apart from this incident, there are many other bizarre things. Zhou Porridge saw on the homepage that some people ate strange fruits and were admitted to the hospital, and some were chased by strange animals, and then the tree grew taller. Can't get down.

College students are very receptive, and most of them will obey the organization's arrangements, and at least the agricultural college students have a basic understanding of animals and plants, and at the beginning of the mutation, they directly listened to the announcement of the broadcast and stayed away.

But the situation outside is different. Although the above arrangements are also very fast, there are always people who insist on killing people. When Zhou Porridge started a Weibo hot search, he saw a completely different atmosphere from the school.

Someone was entangled to death by growing vines, and someone provoked mutated animals and was bitten to death.

Zhou Porridge frowned, and clicked on the news. First, he avoided the exaggerated bad news reports, and then clicked on the official news bulletin.

"The latest research has found that the variation of animals and plants is still going on, and the end time is to be determined, but after preliminary research we found that.

Although they have become more dangerous, they have not increased their aggressiveness... Please maintain a positive and healthy attitude, we are confident and capable of getting through this difficulty. "

This was good news, and Zhou Porridge felt a little more relaxed.

Then a small dark green snake emerged from his wrist. When the situation happened suddenly, the little snake that was still on Zhou Porridge's wrist was forgotten by everyone.

The snake also wrapped itself around Zhou Porridge's arm obediently, without moving.

Its snake head is not that kind of triangle, but a lovely rounded oval shape, with small round eyes and beautiful scales, making it look very cute.

Zhou Porridge nodded its head with his finger, "It seems that you have been following me for a while."

The little snake hissed and spat out the snake letter twice, then crawled onto Zhou Porridge's palm, and twisted it into waves on his fingers.

"hungry?"

"I'll get you something to eat."

The little snake twisted in Zhou Porridge's hand again, and leaned out of the window.

"Find it yourself?"

The little snake shook its tail.

Yang Chen heard Zhou Congee muttering alone, and asked, "Zhou Congee, what are you doing? Talking to snakes?"

Zhou Congee showed the smart little snake in his hand to Yang Chen: "It's so smart. Come on, cutie, show it to him, arrange a SB for him to see."

Zhou Porridge used the fingers of his other hand to draw the outline of two letters in the air, and the little snake really began to type on Zhou Porridge's hand with his body.

Yang Chen shouted: "Isn't it?"

"That's okay too?"

Zhou Congee laughed twice, "Cute, isn't it?"

Yang Chen: "You really are."

Seeing that it was still working hard on his palm, Zhou Porridge nodded its head again, stopped its movement, and let it go.

There are many branches and leaves protruding from the balcony of the bedroom, and the small area outside the railing has already grown ferns, lichens, moss and other low-level plants.

The whole air is also fresh to some extent, and the moist air carries the fragrance of grass and trees.

Zhou Porridge put the snake on the branches and leaves of an ordinary landscape tree that used to be, but now it is unknown what kind of tree it is.

The little snake moved quickly, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

When Yang Chen watched Zhou Porridge come back empty-handed, he asked in surprise, "Where's your son? He was released?"

Zhou Congee: "Well, let's see if it will come back by itself. If it doesn't come back, it will be released."

Yang Chen: "All right."

The little snake had been out for nearly an hour, and when Zhou Porridge finally went in to take a shower, it got in through the crack of the bathroom door and wrapped itself around Zhou Porridge's ankle.

Zhou Porridge was startled and hurriedly turned off the hot water, fearing that if he waited a little longer, his snake would turn into snake flesh.

When he went out with water dripping from his face, a green bracelet was already hung on his wrist.

Zhao Xuan saw it as soon as he looked up, and said directly: "Oh? We have a second son in our dormitory?"

The author says:

Let's guess who the eldest son is?