Help, I don't want to farm

After a long, long time, Zhou Congee was being questioned by countless people: "Zhou Congee, I heard that you met Da Xiong for the first time.

After a long time, Zhou Porridge was questioned by countless people: "Zhou Congee, I heard that the first time you had close contact with a giant panda was quite exciting? What's going on?"

Faced with this kind of problem, Zhou Porridge often can only choose to laugh without saying a word.

Because it is indeed exciting, it is too exciting.

At that time, the situation was not only that the big living person going to the toilet disappeared, but also directly stimulated Bai Ye to burst his clothes on the spot.

At that moment, Fu Yu only felt a blur in front of his eyes, and the fragments of clothes that were stretched from Bai Ye's body had already fallen onto his eyes. When he took the fragments off his eyes, Bai Ye beside him The figure had disappeared, and when he turned his head, he could only see a tiger's butt in the distance.

He was still puzzled, there wasn't even a shadow of a ghost, so what was Bai Ye doing?Hungry for hunting?

Wait, why isn't there even a shadow of a ghost?

What about Zhou porridge?

Combined with Bai Ye's clothes bursting on the spot, Fu Yu erupted in the next second and was ridiculed for decades. It sounded exactly like a screaming chicken.

"Ah—teacher——Zhou Porridge was taken away by wild beasts—"

Before he could catch his breath, he found that there was no one around him, and everyone else ran away with Bai Ye. Their teacher was the fastest runner with a beer belly, and even Xu Hu could only come in second. two.

Fu Yu hurriedly got up from the ground and followed.

In the beginning, the moment Zhou Porridge felt himself flying, he only had time to grab his waistband, because he hadn't had time to zip up his trousers.

In the ups and downs, Zhou Porridge struggled to open his eyes. His current posture is that his waist is being held in the mouth of the giant panda. Its movements are very light. fell out of its mouth.

After seeing clearly what was holding him, his mind was worried about his pants, and at the same time, he automatically started to recite the introduction of the giant panda.

"Giant panda, Carnivora, Ursidae, Giant Panda subfamily, the only mammal of the genus Giant Panda, fat, with a round head and short tail, black and white, with big dark circles, walking like Neiba looks very cute , the length of the head and body is 1.2 to 1.8 meters, and the length of the tail is 10-12 centimeters [1]... No, the length of its head and body should exceed 4 meters now..."

There was a roar of a tiger coming from behind, and Zhou Porridge felt that the giant panda holding him was moving faster, but the sound immediately reassured him.

At least Bai Ye had noticed that he was missing.

After feeling that the giant panda didn't mean to hurt him, Zhou Porridge started to move boldly. After tossing for a long time, he finally broke free with a hand. He touched Xingren's face, and then he felt his own The giant panda's tongue next to the body moved.

As the roar of the tiger got closer and closer, Zhou Conge saw another dumpling standing up above the panda's head, and it grabbed the panda's left ear with its short hand.

Zhou Porridge's gaze suddenly tilted, and it was Xingren who made a sharp turn and went to the left.

Its large size should make it difficult to move in the dense forest, but Zhou Congee saw that the moment the giant panda rushed over, some moving plants shrank to the side, and a few immobile plants were used by the giant panda. Brutely crashing away, it directly opened up a new path in the dense forest.

When it passed, the plant stretched again, blocking the giant panda's passage.

This turn of direction successfully blocked Bai Ye from the outside. He stopped outside, full of evil spirits, and raised his head to the sky and let out a ferocious howl of a tiger.

The roar of the tiger spread far away, and then all the animals in the mountains heard the news that a new beast challenged Xingren.

The peach pits and pear cores that were eating were so frightened that they dropped the food in their hands: "??"

They were stupid for two seconds, then picked up the food on the ground and continued to eat, after all, they had too much confidence in almonds.

The scale-tailed leopard, who was following far behind the group of monkeys, stopped, "A strange tiger? Almond? Did it succeed?"

The Monkey King, who was planning to rob with his men, also stopped, "Almond has been challenged? Little ones, hurry up! Get back quickly!"

The birds who learned about the gossip flew noisily over the forest, exchanging information about Xiangxiang humans, and by the way discussed whether the giant panda Xingren could keep its territory this time.

When Li Quanmao rushed over and saw that there was only one big tiger on the scene, his expression became quite ugly.

He touched Bai Ye's body and said, "I'll call the scientific research base first and let them keep an eye on the news about the giant panda's territory, and then we'll rush over there as soon as possible and go the other way."

At the critical moment, I didn't talk too much, and the few people didn't take their luggage or anything. They took some food and drink and rushed to the scientific research base.

Bai Ye is still in the form of a tiger, looking very irritable, as if he is about to choose someone to eat.

Under this silent oppression, Master An inspired his potential to run fast.

Chen Yichen patted him, and said comfortingly: "Since the giant panda just took him away, it shouldn't hurt him, so relax."

After walking for half an hour, they finally received a call back from the scientific research base.

"We have observed the territories of the three giant pandas Xingren, Taohe and Lixin. Taohe and Lixin are both eating and have not moved from place to place for two hours."

"As for Xingren, we haven't seen any traces of it in the places it frequents. It is estimated that the panda who took away Zhou Congee was Xingren."

"Wait! We see traces of almonds."

On a mountain top full of various equipment, a person who was observing through a telescope suddenly called out. He saw Xingren's figure beside Xingren's favorite cave.

Luckily Almond loves the sun and has cleared an open space around his hole.

"Xingren is back home, I saw Zhou Congee, he is on Xingren's back!"

Seeing Zhou Porridge's white and bare legs without pants in the picture, the observer hesitated for a moment and said, "He hasn't put on pants yet!"

Li Quanmao heard a wait, and was still waiting for an answer from the other side. He didn't hear the sound for a long time, and he urged again, "What happened?"

The other person quickly said: "I'm sorry, Professor Li, we found Zhou Congee, he was with Xingren, he looked fine, he was not injured, and he had already sat on Xingren's back, but he didn't know why, he No pants."

"It's okay, it's okay."

Li Quanmao wanted to look up to the sky and laugh three times at this moment, but this really didn't fit his temperament.

So he suppressed his excitement and said to the phone: "Maybe it's because he was taken away while going to the toilet."

Although the person on the other side was a little confused about why he had to take off his pants to go to the toilet, he still said dutifully: "We will send people to rescue immediately, and we will report to you as soon as possible if there is any progress."

"Row."

The news that Zhou Congee was fine made the atmosphere in their team less heavy.

While they were on their way, Zhou Porridge over there was worrying about his pants.

He was sitting on the hay collected from the almonds, and was using a slender vine to tie together the big oval leaves that the bamboo rat had picked for him. Not far away was a giant panda lying on its stomach, its eyes unblinking. blinked at him.

Before, Xingren licked Zhou Congee as if it was honey several times, and finally, under Zhou Congee's strong refusal, Xingren was driven aside and no longer approached.

Xingren's behavior also made Zhou Porridge breathe a sigh of relief. It seems that his wishes can still affect their behavior, so he doesn't have to worry too much about his safety.

After being watched curiously by pandas and bamboo rats for a long time, Zhou Porridge finally made himself a barely wearable leaf skirt.

He didn't understand, he really didn't understand, why those plants still came to the bear's mouth to grab food when they couldn't grab the giant panda during the run!

His trousers were not zipped or buttoned properly, and when he was led away by the giant panda, some plants sneaked up and tried to snatch him away.

They entangled his legs, and then his pants were "slightly" pulled by those plants, and they fell off!

Zhou Porridge, who lost his pants, was too sad and angry. This kind of grief and anger was fed back to Almond. It suddenly felt that the honey in his mouth was sprinkled with chocolate, which gave it a bitter taste.

After Xingren felt it, he put Zhou Porridge down at that time, and then looked at him suspiciously.

At that time, it’s not that Zhou Porridge didn’t think about running away. He really wanted to lick the panda, but that was based on the fact that he licked the panda instead of the panda licking him!

But he looked at those green beast eyes in the distance, and finally decided to climb up on Xingren's back, Xingren did not refuse, and even took him home.

Now that Zhou Porridge is wearing her own leaf skirt, she finally feels alive.

He stood up in front of Xingren and felt good about himself, so he said, "How is it, isn't it good?"

Then Xingren used his big palm to pull directly, and Zhou Congee fell to the ground in an instant.

Hearing Xingren's gigantic panda-like laughter, Zhou Conge was speechless.

After playing around for a while, Xingren was hungry. On the way to feed Xingren, the bamboo rat also fed Zhou porridge with fruit.

He wants to sleep when he is full, and Xingren pampers him, even if Zhou Congee is lying on his stomach and dozing off.

While Zhou Porridge was taking a nap, their team over there finally arrived at the scientific research base. Bai Ye didn't even stop at all, and went straight to the rescue team to catch up.

The scientific research team couldn't run as fast on two legs as Bai Ye had on four legs. After catching up, Bai Ye disliked them for walking too slowly. After seeing their map, he left them and rushed over alone. up.

The people from the rescue team still shouted behind Bai Ye: "Don't make a mistake, or we will have to come to rescue you later!"

"Ow!"

Compared with wild animals, human beings' perception of danger is still a bit inferior. When Bai Ye's smell wafted over, the bamboo rat next to Zhou Porridge immediately stood up and became vigilant.

And Zhou Congee only woke up when Bai Ye got in, Xingren roared and stood up to fight, then slid down from its stomach and fell to the ground.

The black crow who followed Bai Ye to join in the fun was already standing next to Zhou Porridge's face, and even uttered a very ugly cry at him.

"Wow--"

Zhou Porridge ignored it, got up directly from the ground, looked at the giant panda and tiger who were baring their teeth, and covered his forehead in pain.

It's too difficult, why should the boyfriend and the giant panda be put together to choose a topic for him?

The author says:

That's it, because the end of the world can't be used in the text name, so Fat Ju needs to change the text name-oh, do you have any suggestions, cuties?

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