Help, I don't want to farm

Xingren’s nest is a shallow cave. Of course, this shallowness is relative to giant pandas, and it’s actually not too shallow for humans. So when its body is all stuffed into that cave, Its head was still on the outside of the hole.

The opening of the cave was almost filled by its round body, and some warm yellow, withered grass stems were squeezed out by its body and scattered around the opening.

From the beak of a little bird with a blue-green long tail in the sky, calling the monkey in the mountain to go out, and flying over the top of Xingren, Xingren immediately stood up from his hole, and his bamboo rat gang After cleaning up the withered grass on its body, the two regiments set off.

Almond's previously white parts of his body that were stained have now faded, leaving only light, colored marks.

They crossed many trees with white fruits, and after passing through a strange thorn forest with small orange flowers but no leaves, they entered a world of green, and the trees grew as high as possible to capture the sunlight above. , the bottom is full of some shade-loving plants that do not require much sunlight. They are layered on top of each other and follow a certain spatial distribution.

Although they grow very densely, a huge gap suddenly appeared on one side, and Xingren walked through the gap with ease.

It looked very leisurely, and Xianxin pulled out a stick from the bottom of his feet to try to attack it, but he didn't know if it was a bug or a plant. He held it in his mouth and ate it while walking.

When it was almost finished eating, it stopped eating. The bamboo rat on top of its head touched down from its head, took the rest out of its mouth, and held it in its hand like eating sugar cane. He gnawed it, and judging from the way the juice splashed, that thing should be a bug.

When passing by a tree that seemed to be full of pink flowers, Xingren was attracted by the tree again. The tree didn’t grow too big. A piece of pink flowers exploded right in front of its eyes, and those were not flowers, but a large group of mimetic butterflies.

Seeing that the giant panda started to catch butterflies idly, the bamboo mouse, which was thrown to the ground because of Xingren's wild actions, ran over anxiously and bit Xingren's tail.

Fortunately, the bamboo mouse's teeth were sharp enough, and the hard bite made Xingren, who was addicted to playing, finally remembered what he was doing when he went out today.

In fact, most of the time, bamboo rats act as the mothers of giant pandas.

Almond is back on the right track and keeps going.

Until he could vaguely hear the sound of the waterfall washing over the stones, and when the water vapor in the woods became heavier and heavier, it finally saw its destination.

A tree with its lower trunk swollen like a potbellied jar stood ahead, with a dark hole in its trunk.

The giant panda stayed on the ground for a while, but it really didn't hear the noisy voices of the monkey king's concubines every day.

When it got under the tree, the bamboo mouse moved first, because its claws were much more flexible than those of the panda.

So before the monkeys came back, he quickly went to the edge of the waterfall and picked some leaves that looked like vases.

With the leaves, it quickly got into the tree hole, and finally came out with a cup of golden liquid in its mouth.

The almond smells the sweet scent mixed with alcohol in the air with satisfaction. This is some fruit and honey brewed in the tree hole. It will never forget it after eating it once. After all, no bear can refuse sweet food.

I couldn't eat it before, not because it couldn't beat the monkeys, but because the monkeys were not very powerful in fighting, but they would attack it with an oily fruit, making its hair sticky and sticky, even if it was washed with water. Can't wash off.

The monkeys also formed an alliance with a kind of bees. The monkeys would help the bees bring the seeds of flowers and plants rich in honey to sow nearby, and then the bees would allow the monkeys to eat their honey.

After Xingren drank the glass of liquid that the bamboo rat gave him, he smelled that the leaf was also fragrant, so he directly stuffed the leaf into his mouth.

Bamboo rats are hard-working porters. After half an hour of feeding, they finally stopped eating almonds. Instead, they stood up and found a tree at random to start playing.

Seeing its movements, the Bamboo Rat hurriedly drank up the cup of food in its mouth, and then stuffed the leaf into its mouth. After destroying all the corpses, it rushed to Xingren's head and grabbed the almond. I blocked one of its ears, trying to make it go back the way it came and went.

Xingren made a delicate bleating sound and rolled on the ground. It was drunk and refused to move.

The bamboo rat had no choice but to jump around on the almond to prevent itself from being crushed by the almond.

Until Xingren was tired from tossing himself, he kicked a big tree with his hind legs and fell asleep.

In addition to the almonds, other animals that coveted the monkey's food also came. First came a black bear, which drilled its head out of the dense forest and saw the black and white ball lying in the middle.

The sweet taste makes it impulsive, but the cute dumpling makes it calm.

After struggling for a while, it still sneakily planned to move towards the tree hole. As soon as it got close to the tree hole, it felt the ball behind itself move. kicked down.

Food is precious, but life is more expensive.

The black bear gave up, it chose to retreat.

After it left, after a while, a head appeared in the dense forest, the same black and white round head, round black ears and black eye circles on the face showed its identity.

It wanted to leave when it saw the almonds, but its smell had already awakened the sleeping almonds lying on the ground. It turned over and let out a threatening roar.

The two pandas have no desire to communicate at all, they just seem to be fighting.

Here comes the peach pit.

The bamboo mouse on Taohe was light gray in color, and it barked a few times at Xingren's bamboo mouse very quickly.

Although the two bamboo rats belonged to different ethnic groups and had dialect problems, the bamboo rat with almonds still roughly understood its meaning.

Translated into human words, probably.

"My fat... eat, a little bit, you can trade it with bamboo."

Almond's bamboo rat quickly barked back even more viciously.

"No, it's all my fat, refuse."

Yes, the bamboo rats call their giant panda Chubby, which is very vivid.

The negotiations between the bamboo rats broke down, and the giant panda over there became impatient. Although Xingren was still a little confused now, this was not just a matter of food, it was also a matter of territory.

The territory of the monkeys is expanded in its territory, so now it is Peach Pit who has invaded its territory!

When the two bears were about to fight, another bear's head appeared from the shelter on the other side, the same round, black and white.

Li Xin also came.

Xingren was stunned for two seconds, and then became completely angry. It rushed towards Taohe crazily, but Taohe turned and ran away.

Peach pits and almonds are about the same age, but bamboo rats with peach pits are obviously not as conscientious as almonds. Almonds look stronger than peach pits.

Li Xin was one year younger than Tao He, and a circle smaller than Tao He's body, and she didn't dare to fight Xing Ren, so she just returned where she was, and slipped away while they were fighting.

At 07:30 the next day, the researchers who went into the mountain to collect data saw a miraculous picture on the camera on the mountain opposite Xingren.

In the picture, Xingren fiercely chased a male panda from the mountain to the bottom of the mountain. The male panda even panicked and rolled into a ball from the top, and finally ran away with injuries from hitting the tree trunk.

The two scientific researchers were wearing black and blue mountaineering suits, and their whole bodies were tightly wrapped.

Because if a gap is exposed, the mosquitoes and leeches in the mountains will make them quite miserable.

The voice of the man in the blue clothes was still very young, and he asked suspiciously: "Is that just an almond at the back? Does it want to mate with a peach pit? Has the estrus period of the mutated giant panda moved forward to January?"

The voice of the man in black was much calmer, and he smiled: "Obviously not, look at the teeth of our little almond, it is angry, it wants to attack the peach pit."

The person in the blue clothes: "Yes, it's strange, why did the peach pit suddenly go to the territory of almonds."

"Something must have attracted it."

The two of them didn't talk much, and went to another place. The mountain road was far away, and they didn't have that much time to waste.

At eight o'clock in the morning, Sang Jun also got up from the bed on time. He didn't eat. He smoked a cigarette happily, then went for a stroll outside to see the situation, and finally came back for breakfast.

While walking, he still estimated that there were three groups of people who came yesterday, except for Zhou Porridge and the others, and the other two groups came later, and it is estimated that they will not wake up for a while.

He walked to the head of the village and watched with satisfaction that the winter sun was not too warm, and the leaves of the various plants seemed to be covered with a hazy golden light.

Then, he squatted on a small stone pier at the head of the village again, thinking that the cute little deer he saw last time that he had saved from poachers had changed into a completely different kind of vicious deer.

But that's fine...

His thoughts drifted to the mountain forest behind and became entangled with the moist fog that was about to disperse. He didn't wake up until a few ferocious dog barking came from the road in front of the village.

Fearing that they would bite people, he hurriedly blew a loud whistle, and the barking of the dogs over there quickly stopped.

In just 2 minutes, a particularly aggressive off-road vehicle drove over and stopped beside him, and three people got out of the car.

Chen Yichen was so angry right now, he scolded when he got down: "Next time I get in your fucking car, my surname will not be Chen!"

"You must be in a hurry for a while, right? If you come half a day late, Zhou Porridge can fly?"

Xu Hu didn't feel much while sitting. He persuaded: "Isn't this car very comfortable? How handsome is it?"

Chen Yichen: "Hehe, because you weren't driving the car, you sat in the back and slept like a pig! You're still fucking snoring!"

When Bai Ye got down, he threw the car keys to Chen Yichen, and Chen Yichen caught them in a hurry, and then Bai Ye said, "I will lend you this car for next semester."

Chen Yichen stared at Bai Ye for two seconds, seeing that he was not joking, he silently shut his mouth, and put the car keys into his pocket.

Sang Jun next to him didn't speak, just looked at the three young men while smoking a cigarette.

This kind of thing that needs to rely on communication can only be done by Chen Yichen. He went up and said to Sang Jun, "Excuse me, are you Mr. Sang? We have booked a scientific research team to come this afternoon. The leader is Wang Junan, Professor Wang."

Sang Jun shook off the ash from the end of the cigarette butt, and said, "I am, I know you, didn't you agree to come in the afternoon, why did you come in the morning?"

"It's true that our main force came here in the afternoon."

Chen Yichen pointed to Bai Ye next to him, "This big brother is in a hurry to find a boyfriend. By the way, it should be a good-looking kid who arrived last night. His name is Zhou Congee. Has their team entered the mountain yet?"

Sang Jun: "Not yet."

After speaking, Sang Jun raised her chin to Bai Ye, "Little Tiger, come here."

Bai Ye turned yellow, and he sensed danger.

Sang Jun took a puff of cigarette and said, "Don't blow your hair, when I caught the tiger, you were still playing with mud."

Bai Ye: "Mr. Sang, what's the matter?"

"You made Zhou Congee smell like that?"

Bai Ye: "Yes."

Sang Jun didn't say anything, and let them drive in after clicking his tongue.

When Zhou Porridge came over last night with the smell of a tiger, he was terrified. He thought he was being targeted by some kind of tiger, and he was worried all night, but he didn't expect that Zhou Porridge really had a little tiger by his side.

After sending them to Zhou Porridge's building, Sang Jun left. He had to go back and prepare his own breakfast. As for whether these people were hungry or not, that was not his concern.

The three of Bai Ye and the others quickly alarmed the dogs all over the yard, and Sang Luo stared at Bai Ye with a murderous look, as if he was about to pounce on him if he moved.

Fortunately, this is a house in the country, and the doors of the house are all open. Their embarrassment was quickly seen by Lu Yun who got up in the morning to prepare breakfast.

She came out and led them in. Sure enough, under her leadership, even if Sang Luo kept staring at Bai Ye, he didn't do anything else.

Bai Ye also respected Zhou Congee's elder sister very much. After politely asking about Zhou Congee's room, he went upstairs.

Xu Hu and Chen Yichen stayed downstairs. People like Chen Yichen are good at chatting. Taking the relationship between Bai Ye and Zhou Congee as an opportunity, the few of them quickly chatted.

Zhou Porridge slept here all night. After sleeping in the second half of the night, he felt that his quilt was getting heavier and hotter, but he was too tired, so he just endured it because he was only concerned about sleeping.

But at dawn this morning, he kept hearing the crowing of roosters and the crowing of various birds in the room.

At that time, he even stretched out his hand to push Fu Yu next to him, and said, "Brother, turn off the alarm clock, it's so noisy."

Fu Yu was sleeping with his head covered, and he couldn't hear what Zhou Congee said.

After waiting for a while, the sound in the room still didn't stop. Zhou Porridge got impatient and called out to stop making noise, and then the room became quiet as he wished.

After being quiet again, he didn't have time to think about how he couldn't move the quilt, so he fell asleep again.

It wasn't until Bai Ye pushed open his door that he was woken up by a high-pitched rattling sound.

Bai Ye has never seen this scene before. Zhou Porridge's bed is like a huge nest, filled with various animals, the common ones are cats and chickens, and a black cat nests on the quilt covered by Zhou Porridge. , a black cat occupied the top of Zhou Porridge's head, and those chickens nestled on both sides of Zhou Porridge's quilt.

What is not common are some strange birds, some feathers are fluffy like balls, and some look slender, they fill the gap between chickens and cats, and cover the entire quilt covered by Zhou porridge .

Covered with such a layer of firm flesh, Zhou Congee didn't even wake up.

The moment Bai Ye came in, after that loud cluck, the animals on Zhou Porridge's quilt started to run around, and one of them, a little round bird, went the wrong way and got into Zhou Porridge's neck.

Zhou Porridge grabbed the little bird that was jumping desperately around his neck, and sat up in a depressed state.

After seeing the tail of the last bird on the window sill disappear, Bai Ye went directly to pick up Zhou Porridge who was sitting under the quilt.

Zhou Porridge was also a little surprised to see Bai Ye, he put his legs around his waist and asked, "Why are you here so early?"

Bai Ye sniffed Zhou Porridge's neck and found that his breath had faded, no wonder the animals couldn't control themselves.

"Didn't you say we will go into the mountains together today?"

Zhou Congee: "Then you are too rushed."

"I'm afraid you will be kidnapped."

Zhou Congee immediately shouted: "Impossible."

Bai Ye said with a long voice: "Really? Do giant pandas like it?"

"Uh..." That must be like it!

"But I won't fall in love with a giant panda!"

Zhou Porridge kissed him directly, trying to end the topic, and he showed him the bird in his hand, "Do you think this is a tit?"

The little thing in Zhou Porridge's hand has a yellow abdomen, gray-blue top of the head, back and tail, and a faint pink blush on its cheeks. It rested on Zhou Porridge's palm, and when Bai Ye saw it, it immediately flew up and ran away from the window.

Bai Ye nodded, "It's a tit."

Seeing the tit ran away, Zhou Porridge yelled at Bai Ye; "You scared it!"

Bai Ye: "?"

I haven't seen you for a day, has my status dropped to this point? ?

Bai Ye directly bit Zhou Porridge's neck, and then let him go. After he packed up, the two of them went down together.

After the two of them left, Fu Yu, who didn't dare to make a sound the whole time, sat up from his bed.

He sighed while putting on his clothes: "The young man has really good arms."

After breakfast in the morning, Chen Yichen discussed with Li Quanmao that they would go into the mountains with them. Li Quanmao knew their teacher and agreed without saying anything.

After packing up their things, the group was ready to set off. Before Bai Ye could speak, Fu Yu coveted Bai Ye's off-roading and took the initiative to change places with him.

Sang Jun sent them to the entrance of the village, and Sang Luo took the dogs all the way to the foot of the mountain.

It was very hostile to Bai Ye, even though Zhou Porridge patted its head and explained to it, it still didn't relax its vigilance.

Sang Luo, who had a handsome dog face full of sorrow, watched Zhou Porridge and his back as they entered the mountain.

The driver who picked them up was the guide who took them into the mountain. One person walked in front to lead the way, and the other person walked behind to watch the people behind.

Zhou Porridge stepped on broken stone bricks. He is now sure that this place was not considered a forest before, it could only be regarded as a small forest at most. Now those stone bricks were pushed away by tenacious plants and scattered around randomly.

The first time Zhou Porridge stepped on it, he almost fell, and the stone was covered with some smooth and transparent flat worms.

Bai Ye stood behind him and helped him so that he didn't fall into it.

Li Quanmao saw his movements, and said again: "Let me emphasize again, make sure the trousers are tucked into the socks, make sure everyone has purified water and high-calorie food in their backpacks, make sure they have communication equipment on them, make sure... ..."

"Finally, it is forbidden to touch or pick any animals and plants with your hands!"

Hearing Zhou Congee immediately raised his hand, Li Quanmao asked him, "Congee Congee, what's the problem?"

"It's not that I want to touch it, but what if they insist on me touching it?"

The author says:

Two more in one!

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!