Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Congee didn't even look at his phone, he also sat up on his bed, put his head on the chicken nest, and looked at Yang Chen expressionlessly.

After the entire dormitory was silent for more than ten seconds, Zhao Xuan and Liu Yuyang also sat up from the bed, and the three of them stared at Zhou Congee.

As soon as a person thinks of the embarrassing things he has done, he can't help but want to strangle himself to death. This is the situation in Zhou Zhou's heart now, he just wants to strangle himself to death.

With Zhou Porridge's eyes about to kill, Yang Chen asked, "Really?"

Zhou Porridge turned over, and lay back on the bed with a loud thud, flipped the quilt over, and covered his head.

His muffled voice came from under the quilt, "Fake."

Seeing this situation, it was obvious that there was something else hidden, Yang Chen was unwilling to let him go, and climbed directly from his own bed to Zhou Porridge's bed.

"But that person said it with a nose and eyes, and said that you blushed and touched his head."

Zhou Congee: "That's because I recognized the wrong person!"

Yang Chen pulled the quilt off Zhou Porridge's face vigorously, "Is that true?"

If it wasn't because it was going to bed and table, and he was afraid that Yang Chen would fall to his death, Zhou Conge would like to kick Yang Chen off his bed now.

"What's true? This is a misunderstanding. I didn't throw myself into the arms, nor did I blush. It's just because I recognized the wrong person! I thought it was Fu Yu, so I gave him a hug."

"Ok."

Seeing that there was really nothing special to hide, Yang Chen gave up, and he climbed from Zhou Porridge's bed back to his own bed.

Zhao Xuan and Liu Yuyang saw that there was no gossip, and they both lay back on the bed.

The two of them were lying down and cursing, "That's it?"

"No, I'm going to tell Junior Sister Wuqiao that Zhou Congee has already fallen in love with a man, and tell her not to like you, but to like me."

Zhou Porridge scolded: "You are spreading rumors, I sue you for defamation!"

After a while, Zhou Porridge thought about it on the bed and felt something was wrong. Few people knew what happened yesterday. Who on earth betrayed him.

"Yang Chen, send me the link to that post."

"Row."

Yang Chen quickly posted the link to that post, and Zhou Congee felt hot when he saw the title of that post.

"Zhou Porridge × Anonymous, On Zhou Porridge's Ninth Harem", the poster is anonymous, after all, this is a campus forum, only students in this school can register to speak with their student ID, if you are not anonymous, it will explode in minutes.

Zhou Porridge also knew before that the female students in the school often pull their cp, the most common ones are Shen Nuo, Chang Yue, Liu Wei, Fu Cheng and others, there are men and women, meat and vegetables are not taboo, those students have a good appetite Very, but I didn't expect that even Anonymous would come out now.

Zhou Porridge clicked in and took a look. It described an accident with excellent writing. The main content talked about how Zhou Porridge fell down, and how he hugged Wumingshi by accident. spark of love.

And at the end of the post, the host also left a sentence, "This story is adapted based on certain facts, but most of it is purely imaginary, please do not disturb the person involved."

Fortunately, Zhou Porridge got enough CPs, and most people just left a sentence after reading it, the author's writing style is really good.

That person's writing is really good. If he wasn't the protagonist of what happened, Zhou Conge would almost wonder what happened yesterday after reading it.

He thought about it, and quickly decided on a candidate, and he forwarded the post to Ji Yunyan.

Then, Ji Yunyan replied with three question marks in seconds.

Zhou Congee: "Is that you?"

Zhou Congee: "Come out and get beaten.JPG"

Ji Yunyan: "Boss, I was wrong.JPG"

Zhou Congee: "It's no wonder my CP has repeatedly banned me. It turns out that there is an inner ghost around me."

Ji Yunyan: "I swear, I only posted this once, and I didn't post the rest! I am at odds with the glutinous porridge party!"

Zhou Congee: "What is the glutinous porridge party?"

Ji Yunyan: "Shen Nuo x you, oh, there is another orange porridge party."

Zhou Congee: "It's okay for Shen Nuo, Fu Cheng and I don't know each other, okay?"

Ji Yunyan: "Then I don't know, most of our courtyard is glutinous porridge party, orange porridge party is probably from the outer court."

Zhou Congee: "Okay...don't change the subject, I'm angry!"

Ji Yunyan: "Shall I treat you to milk tea?"

Zhou Congee: "No, as long as you write a post about Zhou Congee's xx little wife, I will forgive you."

Ji Yunyan: "The concubine can't do it. JPG"

Ji Yunyan: "Besides, even if I write it out, everyone won't believe it."

……

While flipping through the posts in the forum, Zhou Conge forced Ji Yunyan to help him prove that he is not a little wife.

After watching, another very popular post soon attracted his attention.

The spokesperson of the post is a senior student at the Dongfang Hospital. The main content of the post is to record the growth history of a rabbit, telling the growth process from a small rabbit to a big rabbit.

The landlord is very ingenious, and the photos are also good-looking, so it attracts many people.

That rabbit is not a pet rabbit, it is the most common kind of meat rabbit that is bred the most in Huaguo.The host claimed to have bought a batch of them and planned to raise them for experimentation. Seeing that they were cute, he took one back and raised it as a pet.

Zhou Congee was not interested in the growth process of the little rabbit in front of him, so he directly scrolled down, and soon he saw what he was interested in.

The last few updates have changed from what did the rabbit eat today, to the host lamenting that the rabbit is fat again every day.

The latest update is a picture of a big rabbit, which looks like a big dog, and the red eyes are especially scary after zooming in.

The poster still complained under the picture that he couldn’t hold the rabbit anymore, and needed to take the rabbit to the laboratory for testing, and then the poster disappeared.

Below the post is full of people asking if the host was eaten by rabbits, why he never came back.

In addition to this host, many other students also said that their pets had also experienced some strange changes.

The most common one is the increase in size. The uncommon one is a pet bug raised by a classmate of the Plant Protection Institute, a pair of unicorns. Their size has not changed, but their black shell now looks more like a kind of metal.

The man called himself a bug with metallized shells.

Someone expressed doubts under his floor, and soon the classmate posted a short video to prove that what he said was true.

In the middle of the video is a big black bug. As a bug that has become a human pet by its appearance, the unicorn also has a very mighty appearance.

The unicorn was lying in a glass tank with a layer of yellow dead leaves on it. Soon a fruit knife appeared in the middle of the video. The fruit knife swayed in front of the camera, and then tapped the The body of the unicorn, when they collided, did make a crisp sound of metal colliding.

The video ended, and the replies below that video were all question marks.

Zhou Porridge forwarded this post to Lu Yun.

"Master, is this really evolution?"

Lu Yun didn't know what he was doing and didn't reply.

Zhou Zhou porridge clicked back to the homepage of the forum, and found that one-third of the posts on the homepage were about discussing his new CP, one-third were about a handsome graduate student who came back from the hospital, and the other third were single dogs. Longing for the fragrance of love, he didn't even intend to read it, just put on his clothes and got off the bed.

While washing on the balcony of the dormitory, he casually glanced at the fruit jar that was placed on the washing machine outside last night. The small snake inside was coiled into a ball, and the snake's head was placed on top of the circle formed by his body.

I don't know if it was because of hunger, but the color of the little snake's body seemed much darker. Zhou Porridge bent his fingers and tapped lightly on the outer glass wall.

The snake immediately raised its head and spat out the snake letter twice at Zhou Porridge.

Seeing its pitiful appearance, Zhou Porridge said, "It's so pitiful, wait until I find some little mice for you to eat."

Then he sent a message to a female student in his class who had an exotic pet, asked her for some newborn mice, and made an appointment to go to her laboratory to get them later, and then he went out.

It was already noon, so Zhou Porridge first went to the cafeteria to eat a meal of good-quality and cheap braised chicken, then stopped by another laboratory to pick up a few mice, and then returned to his own laboratory.

Chang Yue was the only one in the lab, she changed into another fluffy outfit today, the whole group sat on the computer chair not knowing what to look at, giggling.

Zhou Congee took out the small jar from his backpack and put it on the table. Chang Yue glanced at it and said, "Cauliflower Snake."

Zhou Congee: "Is this a cauliflower snake?"

Chang Yue watched, the smile on her face gradually disappeared, she came to Zhou Porridge's seat and took a closer look.

"It's true that the morphological feature is a cauliflower snake, but what's the matter with this scale?"

Zhou Congee threw all the little mice in the box into the jar one by one, "I don't know, it was given to me by the dog I met yesterday."

After watching it for a while, Chang Yue found that it was quite normal, so she said, "It's okay, anyway, this world is getting weirder and weirder."

Zhou Congee wanted to ask something else, but Chang Yue obviously didn't want to say more, and he swallowed the words back.

After staying for a while, Zhou Porridge felt that the surrounding environment was not right. Why did he feel that the whole room was much more empty? He looked behind and saw that all his sweet potatoes had disappeared, and now the glass room was empty.

Zhou Congee stood up straight away and exclaimed in surprise, "Why are my sweet potatoes gone??"

Chang Yue: "Being taken away by the teacher, your sweet potato is very useful. What happened is a rare evolution that is beneficial to us. Well, it just becomes more delicious."

Even so, you can't take everything away.

Zhou Porridge couldn't accept this blow for a while, and when he took the things that Gouzi gave him yesterday to the grapevine house in the afternoon, he was still in a daze.

When he arrived, other people had already arrived, not only them, but also Shen Nuo.

She stood alone on the field stalk, and a group of people beside her huddled into several groups on the ground.

"You guys are so courageous..."

The author says:

Fat Ju also raised a pair of unicorns. They are still white and fat larvae, and they don't know when they will pupate——