Help, I don't want to farm

Yang Chen's thoughts were suddenly distorted by Zhou Porridge, "It shouldn't be able to wear a phone and watch around its neck, right?"

Zhou Conge went crazy: "I know he looks a bit fat like a cat, but is that the point? No, the point is that we can't contact him now!"

What if he can't find the little wolf and fights with the squirrel again?

Yang Chen: "Wow, you finally admitted that his cat form is fat. You didn't admit it until now. We thought your eyes were different from ours!"

Zhou Porridge stared at him, "Are you courting death?"

Yang Chen stopped laughing immediately, and said, "Then let's go to the back mountain? Didn't you let him catch squirrels?"

Zhou Porridge looked at the green mountains that were not too high behind their school buildings. There was a path to go up before, but now they probably can't even see the road.

Yang Chen turned his head and saw it, and said, "Then we can't go up either. Some people tried to go up before and they didn't succeed."

Zhou Congee: "Forget it, just wait."

Bai Ye didn't go up the mountain with a cat either. The boss had a need and ran fast. As a loyal supporter of Sanhua, he took his younger brother and followed Bai Ye up the mountain.

The squirrels on the mountain had suffered a great crime. They were supposed to go down the mountain today to see the excitement, but they were caught by them and beaten up.

Now, because of its ugly appearance and lack of honesty and honesty, it is suspected by human beings. It was the first to suspect it and received another beating.

Cats are also worthy of being the top killers. At the beginning of the end of the world, Bai Ye was so stupid that he was chased and killed by squirrels. Now that he is good, he can kill several cats without any problem.

The squirrels were all caught up to the tallest tree at the top. Although their expressions were frenzied, they did not dare to risk their lives to escape from the encirclement of the surrounding cats.

Bai Ye lazily stretched his waist, which was not graceful, and then let out a meow.

Hearing Bai Ye's voice, the squirrels on the opposite side chirped violently again, and they retorted.

But Bai Ye ignored him, and repeated his meaning again, and the squirrel became irritable again, and some even had a bad temper and were ready to move towards Bai Ye.

Bai Ye just wagged his tail leisurely, but the runner beside him took two steps forward and barked fiercely.

The tempers of the squirrels were like a fire that had been doused by water, and they were extinguished all of a sudden. They made a fuss on the tree for a while, but they still had no intention of retreating after running fast, so they had to compromise.

They lined up with the tail of the previous one in their mouths and headed down the mountain.

And the whole negotiation process is converted into human language, Bai Ye: "Ugly things, hand over the little wolf, or I will eat you all."

Squirrels: "What pups? We don't have any pups!"

"Excuses are all excuses, we are going to eat you all!"

"Eat it, eat it, eat it all!"

Run fast to scare them: "Who will eat?"

Bai Ye: "Say it again, hand over the little wolf, or you will all be sent to the strange building."

Bai Ye knew that the school's veterinary building looked like hell to the cats and squirrels, full of strange smells and animals howling in pain.

For the squirrels, the veterinary building also "eats" their boss, and they have a deeper fear.

Then the squirrels gave up struggling, but they really couldn't get the little wolf out, so they had to hand themselves over, and Bai Ye took him to work for Zhou Porridge.

On the way back, Bai Ye was still in high spirits. Although he didn't find the wolf cub, he caught all the squirrels. He had completed his mission well. He wondered if he could sleep a few more nights without the little snake and Zhou Porridge.

As a result, as soon as I got down the mountain, I saw Zhou Congee on the side of the road. Before I was happy that Zhou Congee came to pick me up, I saw Zhou Congee's serious expression.

Sure enough, as soon as he arrived next to Zhou Porridge, a bolt from the blue sky hit him.

"Bai Ye, the little wolf has been found."

Seeing the shock and disbelief in Sanhua's eyes, Zhou Porridge felt a little distressed now.

He picked Sanhua up from the ground, and rubbed his face against him, "But you still did a great job, I'll give you a gift in two days, okay?"

Gift?

Well, that would be great!

Bai Ye didn't expect that there would be such a sweet surprise behind this thunderbolt. It was originally a deceitful cat form, but now he doesn't remember anything.

Running fast and now far away from Zhou Porridge, it feels very heartbroken. A wise and mighty cat should not indulge in the sweet talk of weak humans.

But now Zhou Porridge has seen that he ran fast, and he boasted loudly: "I am also very grateful for running fast today. Today's fast running is really handsome!"

Running fast, I can't help but want to let go of a little squirrel in my mouth, and want to rub Zhou porridge.

But soon it woke up.

Zhou Congee said again: "I just saw a few strange cats going to your territory, why don't you go and have a look?"

"Are we here to see the cat?" Yang Chen was still puzzled.

Zhou Congee: "Shut up."

Hearing this, it ran so fast that it couldn't stand anymore, it meowed several times at Bai Ye, and then hurriedly led its men to patrol its territory.

Seeing the fast-running figure run away, Zhou Porridge hurriedly shouted to Yang Chen: "Hurry up, hurry up, see if the squirrels are seriously injured."

Those squirrels are extremely wronged. Even if they don't look very cute, the current miserable situation can make human beings sigh.

Losing the threat of cats, they clump together in place, forming round squirrel balls, and they shut themselves off immediately.

Seeing some squirrels whose tail hairs were bitten off by fights and still covering their bodies was really miserable. Zhou Porridge was trying to find something to pack them up and bring them to Chen Yichen to see.

As a result, nothing was found, and a voice of grief came from behind.

"Xiao Hong, Xiao Ming, who treated you so cruelly? My God, why are you so bald!"

Some people carrying big and small bags suddenly rushed past Zhou Congee, and one of them even hugged the one with the baldest tail.

"Little Xing, what's wrong with you, someone pulled out your tail!"

The man first hugged the squirrel and howled sadly for a few words, then turned around in an extremely exaggerated manner, and pointed at Zhou Congee with an exaggerated expression.

"Say! Did you hurt such a poor elf?"

The man's skin was very dark, and he was not very handsome, but his expression was very contagious, and he looked really tragic.

Yang Chen complained; "Can you be considered an elf if you're so ugly?"

Zhou Congee was about to explain, when another classmate next to that person pulled that person's arm.

He whispered: "Brother made a mistake, this classmate is Zhou Congee, the one our teacher often talks about."

The dark-skinned classmate: "That one?"

"Yes, that's it."

Then the dark-skinned classmate changed his face and became serious. He stretched out a hand to Zhou Congee, and said with a smile on his face: "Student Zhou Congee, hello, my name is Liu Sheng, and I am from the Agricultural College." , I was acting just now, hehe, actually my hobby is acting, sorry, did I scare you?"

Yang Chen: "Ah, Agricultural College! Isn't that..."

Before Yang Chen finished speaking, he covered his mouth.

If you want to ask which college of X Agricultural University is the most unpopular in the school after the end of the world, it must be the Agricultural College.

I don't know what kind of madness the College of Agriculture has gone into. I have been working on researching some foods that are edible, not necessarily delicious, but must have wonderful effects after eating.

And I also like to produce and sell it myself, and I like to sell it to cafeterias after I get it out.

After the chicken feet incident, Yang Chen was also the person who got the most tricks. He didn't know what he ate last time, and he farted red all night!

Those people obviously knew what kind of image they were in the eyes of outsiders, and they all laughed awkwardly.

"Isn't there still money for selling to the cafeteria? The dishes we provide must be fresh."

Zhou Porridge didn't want to hear their unreliable reasons, so he pointed to their big and small bags and asked, "What are these? Are you planning to come and feed the squirrels?"

Liu Sheng exclaimed in disbelief: "How is that possible? We are here to ask the squirrels for help."

"Didn't we collect a batch of peanuts earlier? I didn't expect that they would be so hard after drying, and it would take too much effort to open them. Later, I accidentally discovered that the squirrels could easily open them, so I asked them to help."

"Xiao Hong, come and perform for Zhou Porridge."

Liu Sheng took out a black peanut from the bag he brought, and handed it to a squirrel with reddish hair.

The squirrels are also familiar with them. After they came here, they gradually stopped being self-contained and continued to run around under their feet.

Zhou Congee watched as the squirrel knocked the black peanut on its teeth with its claws, and then easily bit off the seemingly hard peanut.

After biting it open, it didn't eat it, and it even put the red peanut that fell out of the peanut shell back into Liu Sheng's hand.

Seeing the smooth movements of the squirrels, Zhou Porridge's eyes on Liu Sheng changed, "How long have you enslaved them?"

Liu Sheng: "How can it be called slavery? It's obviously mutual benefit!"

Zhou Congee: "Have you paid them?"

Liu Sheng still said righteously: "No."

"But we gave them love, encouragement, and careful care, and let them know that even the ugliest animals are loved by humans!"

He spoke so righteously and righteously, Zhou Porridge and Yang Chen were stunned by his shameless words.

When they went back, both of them were still in a daze, Yang Chen was still muttering: "So there are really people with thicker skins than me in the world, I have to keep working hard."

Zhou Congee: "The human heart is really dirty."

Yang Chen looked at him, "Aren't you human too?"

Zhou Congee smiled lightly, "So my heart is also dirty. How do you know that I lied to it just now when I run so fast? Hee hee."

Yang Chen stared at Zhou Congee for three seconds in disbelief, then sighed deeply, "Oh, human hearts are really dirty."

When he went back at night, Yang Chen repeated what happened today to Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan, and got the same sigh from them, the human heart is really dirty.

Zhou Congee also did what he said at night, he stuffed the little snake into a glass bottle, and only slept with Sanhua.

When Sanhua was enjoying the wonderful world between himself and Zhou Porridge, he had no idea what Zhou Porridge was looking at while lying beside him.

Xiaotiancai phone watch flagship store.

A bowl of porridge: Is the customer service here?Is this the largest phone watch strap size?

Qiqi: "Yes, dear!"

A bowl of plain porridge: "Then can you provide service for changing watch straps?"

Qiqi: "Not yet, dear."

Qiqi: "What is the size of your child's wrist?"

Zhou Porridge looked at the fat cat lying on his arm, thought for a while, and replied cautiously: "It's just fatter, um, forget it, I want this one."

Zhou Porridge was going to see if there were any more expensive bracelets that could be used as ties, when another message slid across it, and it looked like Fu Cheng's profile picture.

After Zhou Congee was ordered, Fu Cheng had already posted several more.

Fu Cheng: "Zhou Congee, Senior Brother Chen just told me that His Majesty will go to work with Rhubarb and the others tomorrow morning."

"But why am I a little nervous?"

"Outrageous, why am I nervous when I'm not going to work?"

The author says:

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!