Help, I don't want to farm

Yang Chen and Liu Yuyang climbed the tree, while Zhou Porridge and Zhao Xuan continued below.

Yang Chen and Liu Yuyang climbed the tree, and Zhou Porridge and Zhao Xuan continued below. They tossed and tossed for half an hour before they rescued the classmate who had been hanging on it for who knows how long.

As soon as he came down, he lay on the ground, put his head on Zhao Xuan's lap, and then told them a sad story in a hoarse voice.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!”

"I was passing by here in the evening, and I heard strange noises in this alley, accompanied by screams of panic. Who wouldn't be curious about this? I thought it was a fight between the young couples inside, and I thought I went in to see the excitement, but I was hit by people rushing out as soon as I entered."

"Whoa, whoa, who didn't even say sorry to me!"

Zhou Congee: "Get to the point!"

The classmate: "I just fell to the ground, and then I saw that a big bamboo stick on the ground had eyes and a mouth, oh my god, the bamboo stick can move!"

"It stood up slowly in front of me, with those thin tentacles on its body, it was too scary, I thought we were invaded by aliens, so when I recovered I was already on the tree. "

"When I came back to my senses, I felt that my feet were stuck and I couldn't get up or down! Those ghost shadows were still lingering around me, woo woo, fortunately I waited for you."

Zhou Congee: "That's a stick insect, not some ghost shadow."

Then Yang Chen asked straightforwardly: "Why don't you know how to call someone?"

Hearing this, the man cried even more sadly, "Do you think I don't want to?"

"They thought those things were ghost shadows. As soon as I made a sound, they all thought it was ghosts pretending to deceive them! So I told them to run faster!"

"Afterwards, I didn't dare to say woo woo woo."

He was crying while talking, and the tears and snot fell on Zhao Xuan's lap. If he hadn't looked so pitiful with his white and male-female appearance, Zhao Xuan would have pushed him down long ago.

"Don't cry, if you continue to cry, people will think our school is haunted again."

As soon as Zhao Xuan finished speaking, someone next to him called Zhou Porridge.

That classmate's body bounced directly, and then bumped into Zhao Xuan's stomach, with such force that he almost vomited out his full stomach.

"Porridge, what are you doing here?"

Zhou Porridge turned around and saw Bai Ye, who was walking in through the aerial roots of the banyan tree, and he replied: "There is something wrong here, let's come and have a look."

Bai Ye walked in, and seeing that classmate stuffing his head into Zhao Xuan's arms, he raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

Zhou Porridge noticed that Bai Ye's expression was not quite right, fearing that he was thinking wrong, he hurriedly explained the cause and effect, and then asked, "Why did you come here?"

Bai Ye: "I went to the dormitory and waited for a while, and found that you hadn't come back yet, so I came out to have a look. As soon as I came out, I saw some students from the Plant Protection Institute walking this way, saying that something happened here, so I guessed you it's here."

Zhou Congee: "That's it."

"By the way, when I came in, I saw that the students over there seemed to be fighting."

Zhou Congee: "Why?"

Bai Ye recalled the few words he heard when he came in, and finally said with a somewhat uncertain tone: "It seems that it is because of different academic views?"

Yang Chen immediately stood up from the ground, he said: "Since I have already lost the opportunity to go to the textbook, I can't miss the excitement of fighting no matter what! Hurry up and hurry up."

Zhao Xuan also immediately pulled up the person who was in his arms with a firm heart, "Let's go, brother, there is nothing, why are you crying?"

Bai Ye went out with Zhou Porridge, and when he went out, he took the opportunity to stuff a bottle of water into his hand.

Zhou Congee looked at Bai Ye, who lowered his head and whispered, "I brought it for you."

Zhou Congee gave him an appreciative glance, took a sip and stuffed it into his hat.

After going out, it was indeed very lively outside. A large group of students from the Institute of Plant Protection were noisy outside, and one of them was particularly noisy.

Zhou Porridge and the others hurried over, and after walking in, they realized that what they were arguing about was different from what they had imagined.

The group of people was divided into three groups, arguing fiercely, "I told you to kill them all with insecticide! Wait for the natural enemies of the stick insects to come or wait for you to multiply the natural enemies of the stick insects. Our school Maybe not even a single green plant can be found."

"No, pesticides can only be a bad idea! Have you ever thought about its residue?"

"Who said that pesticides are the worst policy? Your method is so slow to take effect? ​​What's the use?"

The quietest one was still weakly retorting: "Actually, I think it is feasible to put a little stick insect pathogenic bacteria, and the speed of killing insects is also good, safe and pollution-free."

In the end, the classmate who supported the use of pesticides became anxious and suddenly exploded. Zhou Porridge thought he was going to fight, so he wanted to go up to fight, but Bai Ye pressed him into his arms before he could step out.

"I go."

Zhou Porridge stopped in his tracks, but he didn't wait for Bai Ye to go out. He found that the target of the classmate's attack was not the person present, but the stick insect who was eating leaves next to him.

Yes, they just quarreled next to the stick insect as if nothing had happened.

He directly pushed the insect down, stepped on both sides of the stick insect, and broke its struggling leg.

Because the body of the stick insect is too long, after twisting it, he took two steps forward and reached the head of the stick insect. It tore its head off its body with bare hands.

The blood of the stick insect hit his hand, and then he returned with the head of the stick insect indifferently.

The others took a big step back, all stunned by his actions.

"You don't need pesticides, do you? Then don't use your method. It's better to do it directly. This is faster."

The person who had been arguing evenly with him calmed down instantly, and said, "Actually, using your pesticide is also quite good, and it's efficient!"

"Yes, yes, our methods are too slow, let's use pesticides!"

The man threw the head of the stick insect in his hand, flicked the green blood on his hand, and said, "Wouldn't it be better to do this sooner? All the students of pesticide science should move for me."

"There are three kinds of medicines in total. One kind of concentration is more than [-] centimeters, and another kind of concentration is more than one meter. Don't confuse me. I will see the fatality rate tomorrow!"

"Students over there, everyone is here, please do me a favor, we are still short of people."

Zhou Porridge looked around, and found that besides Bai Ye, there were people from the Plant Protection Institute, and he pointed at himself suspiciously.

"Yes, don't point out it's you, Zhou Congee, I know you."

He came over directly and took Zhou Conge away, "You don't think stick insects came to our school for no reason, do you? Kid, your influence is not small."

Zhou Congee was hijacked and pushed to the middle of the road, and then the man said: "You just stand here, we can deal with the big stick insects, but we can't find the small ones, so it's up to you .”

"You, pure natural insect attractant."

Zhou Porridge looked at the little bugs flying around the light source, and asked a crucial question in a flash of inspiration.

"Will the mosquitoes like to bite me more?"

"Maybe maybe?"

Seeing Zhou Congee suddenly depressed, Bai Ye came over and patted his head, then Zhou Congee said to Bai Ye seriously: "From today onwards, I hate summer!"

As he said, those young stick insects crawled towards Zhou Porridge. As soon as they crawled out of the cover, they were sprinkled with potion by sharp-eyed people.

When Zhou Porridge was working as a tool man, the others had nothing to do and went back first. Zhou Porridge was too bored to wait behind, so he leaned on Bai Ye and fell asleep. I don't know how long it took before he was notified that he could go back.

Zhou Porridge went back in a daze, took a shower and went to bed. Early the next morning, maybe the people from the Plant Protection Institute felt that he had gone too far, and asked someone to send two bags of bamboo worms to Zhou Porridge, saying that feed him.

Stick insects and bamboo insects have similar names, but one looks like a bamboo branch and is a pest, and the other looks a bit like a white and fat silkworm, which is an edible and delicious insect!

The worm was still alive when it was delivered, because Liu Yuyang couldn't see this kind of thing. After Zhou Porridge got it, he didn't dare to go back to the dormitory, and went directly to Xue Tao's dormitory.

Xue Tao is a person who knows the goods. The next second he saw the bamboo insect, he took out his induction cooker from the closet, and said to Zhou Congee, "Fried?"

Zhou Congee twitched the corner of his mouth, "Why do you even have an induction cooker?"

Xue Tao chuckled twice, "Of course it's for cooking in a small hot pot, so deep frying?"

Zhou Congee: "Zha Zha Zha, you take care of it, share half of the things with you, and I'll come get the rest later, don't let me eat it up."

As a result, by the time Zhou Porridge brought his things over there, business had already started there. After Xue Tao and Liu Haiyang from the School of Resources and Environment worked together to sell fertilizers, they became more and more shrewd.

Xue Tao, who originally only worked for Liu Haiyang, finally became Liu Haiyang's partner by virtue of his excellent salesmanship ability. After the wage earner became the boss, he is now also tainted by the capitalist's taint.

One of his fried bamboo worms sold for five yuan, and there was a purchase limit!

Xue Tao handed him the bamboo worms left for Zhou Porridge from the crowd with one hand, and stirred the bamboo worms in the oil with the other hand.

And the roommate who gave him the thrush back then is still paying the money and delivering the goods.

Zhou Porridge hugged his basin and went out, picked up a fried bamboo worm and stuffed it into his mouth, sighing: "What a husband and wife team to make a fortune!"

Outside, Yang Chen and Zhao Xuan had been waiting for a long time. Finally, in order to take care of Liu Yuyang's mood, the three of them found a small table to eat directly by their window on the first floor.

As expected of food that cost tens of dollars a catty before the end of the world, one bite at a time, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, extremely fragrant.

Seeing that they were eating well, a dormitory of other majors came up and asked if they could exchange some beer with them. Zhou Porridge saw that there was quite a lot in the bowl, so he agreed.

After eating everything, Yang Chen was still a little unsatisfied, and then he plunged into Xue Tao's dormitory without looking back, until it was all gone, and finally returned to the dormitory with a smell of oily smoke all over his body.

Afterwards, those who ate bamboo worms were overwhelmed by its taste, and suddenly there was a wind of eating insects in the school. Yang Chen followed other people up and down the mountain to catch insects every day.

And Zhou Congee finally received a call from Fu Cheng when the physical education teacher's eyes danced with special attention in one Friday's physical education class.

"Zhou porridge? I'm Fu Cheng, are you free now? Can you come to the north gate? Your Majesty and the little wolf have brought them here, but now there is an accident. I ran away thinking that they were enemies invading its territory, no Let them in."

Fu Cheng was sitting on the back of a black and white long-haired husky, holding down the husky's big head with one hand, holding the phone in the other hand, and added to Zhou Congee, "Remember to wear thicker clothes. -"

In the area in front of him, there were several cats lying or half lying down. Only one black and white cow cat sat three meters away from Fu Cheng and Husky, staring fiercely at Husky.

Not to be outdone, the husky yelled at the running man. If Fu Cheng hadn't held it firmly, it would have rushed up without knowing it.

The scene was deadlocked, a row of big white birds gradually stopped on the tree over there, and a few squirrel heads emerged from the leaves.

In addition to Rhubarb and its brothers, several "big bosses" on the campus of X Agricultural University have appeared on the stage. They are all waiting to run fast to conquer outsiders, and the war is about to break out!

The author says:

竹虫和竹节虫不一样的啊！竹虫才是能吃的啊！感谢在2022-03-1720:26:45-2022-03-1821:42:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!