Help, I don't want to farm

Chapter 53 The Tiger Should Catch the Rabbit

In the end, Bai Ye had no choice but to start his new job under Zhou Porridge's "gentle" supervision, and his job reward was only Zhou Porridge's love for grooming...

In the end, Bai Ye had no choice but to start his new job under Zhou Porridge's "gentle" supervision, and his job reward was only Zhou Porridge's favorite grooming.

He turned into a big orange tiger again, and he must squeeze on top of the experiment table, squeezing the bottles and cans on it crookedly.

But even so, the experimental platform still couldn't put his body down, and his small half was still hanging in the air.

Zhou Porridge stood beside him, pinched his stomach, and said, "Come down."

Bai Ye let out a low cry and wagged his tail pitifully.

The big cat form has advantages, even Song Peizhu felt sorry for him, she went up to persuade him: "Porridge porridge, forget it, the ground is so dirty, his fur is so clean, it's not good to see it dirty Wash, what a waste of shower gel."

Liu Yuyang also felt that he was pitiful, so he also went up to persuade him: "Yes, his hair is dirty, and he wants to sleep in your bed again at night. Isn't it you who suffers in the end?"

He actually went to bed with porridge?

Hearing this, Meng Qingrong cursed in a low voice, which outsiders could not understand. She stuffed the dissecting tools into the hands of her teammate, then strode forward, and said softly to Zhou Congee, "Congee Congee, I Come to help you, my great-grandfather’s great-grandfather also killed a tiger, I promise to beat him up and he will turn into a good kitten—”

Zhou Porridge smiled at Meng Qingrong, and said, "Sister Meng, no need, I'll take care of it."

He pinched Bai Ye's tiger ears, and said in a low voice, "I can forgive half of you after you finish the work."

The voice was too low, the others didn't hear it, they only saw Bai Ye's golden tiger eyes bursting out with light.

Bai Ye stood up from the table. After rubbing a handful of the porridge, he shook his hair and jumped to the ground. The table shook because of his weight.

He paced around the classroom twice, then jumped up and jumped onto the cage with the rabbit over there. It looked like a tiger descending the mountain, full of vicious aura.

His movements were so fast that someone screamed in surprise because of his movements.

The calm rabbits inside also collapsed stiffly because the tiger jumped into their cage, and they were frightened into a fake death;

Zhou Congee gave Yang Chen a push: "What are you looking at, let's do an experiment."

Yang Chen oh oh twice, and then moved with his teammates.

When Bai Ye scared all the rabbits to death and was about to rub against Zhou Congee, the students from the next-door lab knocked on the door again.

It was the shy little monitor of the first class. He said to Zhou Congee very embarrassedly: "Zhou Congee, can I ask you to borrow Bai Ye? We also ran two rabbits in the laboratory. It was handled well, the rabbit was taken out before it died, and now it has run out of the laboratory."

After finishing speaking, he pushed his glasses, and a reflected light flashed on them.

Zhou Porridge looked at the big head protruding from his waist, pinched his ears, and said nothing.

At this moment, silence speaks louder than words, what could Bai Ye say, he couldn't say anything.

He went out with his tail hanging down, and the mighty tiger became desperate at this moment.

Holding the scissors, Yang Chen opened his small eyes and asked, "So, no one asks Bai Ye for his opinion?"

Meng Qingrong patted Yang Chen's shoulder, and Yang Chen trembled.

She was like a mother-in-law who was finally satisfied with her son-in-law, and finally said something nice to Bai Ye today, "That's right, it seems that he is still a good man."

Bai Ye, who lived to be 23 years old, is 187 in height, has a perfect body, good looks, no bad habits, good character and good outlook, a big family business, a lot of personal wealth, a campus male god, a spotlight on the road , a rare fully evolved person, the direction of evolution is still the tiger king of the land.

Except that the transformed tiger is a little overweight, the whole person is the proud son of heaven in capital letters, extremely tall, rich and handsome.

But what's the use, it's useless, the person he likes now only hopes that he can catch the escaped rabbit.

At this moment, Bai Ye and Yan Feiyu were connected, and now he just wanted to discuss his experience with Yang Yanfeiyu.

For example, how to use the existing assets to chase the boyfriend who is still angry, maybe he should also learn how to drive the planter and harvester like Yan Feiyu, and then immediately go to the land to open a farm or ranch.

After Bai Ye worked so hard to catch the rabbit back, he only received a long list of compliments, and finally had the right to nest in Zhou Porridge's arms in the cat form.

After the anatomy class, Yang Chen tried to ask their teacher for a dead rabbit carcass, but failed, and was scolded.

When they finally went out, Yang Chen was still angrily complaining to Zhou Porridge and the others, "Old Huang is not going to sell the rabbit to the cafeteria, is he? I still want to eat spicy rabbit heads and spicy rabbit legs."

Liu Yuyang: "That shouldn't be possible, probably there is another way to deal with it."

Zhao Xuan: "Does your mind have other things besides eating?"

Yang Chen said dissatisfiedly: "Why not, I still have a beautiful school girl in my mind!"

While they were talking, Zhou Conge held Sanhuamao in his arms and answered the phone, hung up without saying a few words, and then said to Yang Chen: "Stop talking, Yang Chen, the dream in your mind is about to come true. "

Yang Chen was overjoyed, and he called out, "What, could it be that there is a beautiful school girl who likes me?"

Zhou Congee shook his head and said, "It's another dream. Fu Cheng invited us to dinner. Here, it's the rabbit meat hot pot you want."

Yang Chen: "Why did he suddenly ask us out for dinner?"

Zhou Congee said helplessly: "Didn't he fabricate rumors about my relationship with him on the forum before, then he came to apologize to me and said he would invite me to dinner, I shirked it a few times, today he gave me an ultimatum, saying If I don't go today, I haven't forgiven him yet."

"In the end, he also asked me to take you with me, and asked us to help if there was something."

Liu Yuyang didn't care: "Then let's go, and enjoy a meal."

As a result, Sanhua in Zhou Porridge's arms suddenly jumped out of his arms, and he yelled at Zhou Porridge seriously.

Yang Chen reacted for a long time before realizing that the cat was actually talking to them: "Brother Bai, what are you talking about, we don't understand cat language."

In the end, Zhou Porridge understood his meaning based on the context: "Are you going too?"

"Meow!"

Bai Ye nodded, then got into the nearby vegetation and disappeared.

By the time Zhou Porridge and the others reached the school gate, Bai Ye was already waiting for them at the school gate.

Now that the weather is cooler, he is still wearing a thin windbreaker. When Zhou Congee and the others arrived, he took the bag on Zhou Congee's back very naturally, and it seemed very smooth, and he also saw Yang Chen and the others. I was stunned for a while.

Bai Ye pre-emptively said: "The place is not far away, take a taxi or walk?"

Zhou Porridge looked at the time and saw that there was still enough time, so he said, "Let's go."

Liu Yuyang and the others didn't have any objections. On the way, everyone except Zhou Porridge was shocked by Bai Ye's performance.

After all, Zhou Porridge had known for a long time that Bai Ye's character was a bit feline, with a bit of vileness, and at the same time he was very indifferent to things that he didn't dare to be interested in.

Others are more familiar with Bai Ye's green tea cat personality, and have too little contact with the real Bai Ye. They only know that the summary of Bai Ye on the forum is that he is handsome, elusive, cold, and his eyes can kill.

However, now Bai Ye is unexpectedly talkative in front of them.

Bai Ye: "At the very beginning of the last days, the number of people who died in the hands of plants was comparable to the number of people who died in the hands of animals. Plants that were silent before now show a domineering side that is no less than that of wild animals. .”

"Once upon a time, a domineering honeysuckle strangled all the plants on a mountain, and it made the whole mountain its territory."

"I've seen it bloom before, it's yellow and white, it's very spectacular, and its medicinal effect has also been strengthened, it likes pretty girls, so if a pretty girl picks its flowers, it won't have Any reaction, but if a man touched its flower, it would hang them up."

Zhou Porridge asked curiously: "So it is confirmed that plants have visual organs?"

Bai Ye looked at Zhou Congee's round eyes because of curiosity, and said, "Although it is not ruled out that some plants already have visual organs, after testing, honeysuckle just prefers the hormones secreted by females."

Yang Chen also asked: "Then how did you find out?"

Bai Ye: "Because treasure hunters who went into the mountains to search for resources found that the beasts hanged by honeysuckle were all males."

"What is a treasure hunter?" someone asked again.

Although the questions came one after another, Bai Ye explained them seriously and was quite patient.

He said: "Treasure hunters are a profession that seeks for new mutated animal and plant resources. They call themselves treasure hunters."

"If they can find a new cash crop..."

After talking all the way, Bai Ye finally saw a huge carrot light sign standing in the distance. He breathed a sigh of relief and finally arrived.

"It's in front."

Zhou Porridge couldn't get enough of what he heard, he grabbed Bai Ye's sleeve, "Next time?"

Bai Ye looked at Zhou Porridge's bright eyes, and said with a smile, "Okay."

Yang Chen also said: "Brother Bai, I always thought you were as cold as the Internet said, but I didn't expect it to be a rumor. From today on, you are my brother Bai."

Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan also nodded.

Bai Ye: "You're welcome."

Then when he entered the door, Bai Ye took out his phone and took a look while everyone was not paying attention. There was a message box on the screen, and the note was Yan Feiyu.

Yan Feiyu sent him a whole page of messages, and the last few lines were his advice to Bai Ye.

"Bai Ye, what is the most important thing in chasing someone is to establish a good relationship with the people around your partner, otherwise you will make your partner angry in the future, and you won't even have anyone to persuade you. This is all a history of blood and tears ah……"

Bai Ye didn't reply anything, just answered a yes coldly, it wasn't even Chinese but a tick of a mathematical symbol!

Over there, Zhou Porridge and the others had already greeted the private room, and Bai Ye immediately turned off his phone and followed with a stride of long legs.

Zhou Congee pushed open the door of the box, and was surprised to find that Fu Cheng wasn't the only one, there was another person inside, and the other person obviously knew Bai Ye.

When he saw Bai Ye coming in behind Zhou Porridge's butt, he raised his eyebrows and showed a narrow smile.

The author says:

来噜,我越来越晚了呜呜呜怎么肥事感谢在2022-03-1321:58:58-2022-03-1419:14:52期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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