Help, I don't want to farm

Liu Yuyang retched a few times at the door of the dormitory, and heard the classmate's description of the fried bee pupae. Now he remembered the feeling of the soft insect's body when he pinched the stick insect with his bare hands.

At that moment, he thought it was an ordinary bamboo branch, but when he grasped it, it turned out to be soft, and he was still moving it. At that moment, the panic in his heart was beyond words.

The students who came outside were also frightened by Liu Yuyang's pale face, and thought he was simply disgusted, but now it seemed that he was not only disgusted by bugs, but also panicked by bugs.

Zhou Congee hurriedly stood up and helped Liu Yuyang to sit down.

By the way, I also said modestly to the classmate at the door: "I'm sorry, classmate, he didn't mean it, he was just scared by the insect today."

A few students at the door: "It's okay, it's okay, what kind of bug? Scared a big man like this?"

Zhou Porridge described it to them in beautiful language full of wickedness, and used a lot of metaphors and parallel sentences to describe the bug that was taller than a person, covered with branches and leaves, and moved slowly in the dim bamboo forest. Finally managed to scare them too.

Zhou Porridge looked at the shivering faces of the people hugging each other in front of him, and after thinking about it, he didn't think so. Although they looked a little scary, they were not dangerous to humans.

But human beings are a kind of creatures that are good at making up brains, and Zhou Porridge never imagined that after hearing what he said, what they actually made up in their minds was a twisted monster wandering in the bamboo forest.

The man handed Zhou Porridge a stainless steel basin in his hand, which contained fried bee pupae, and Zhou Porridge still smelled delicious.

They said: "I'll give you something to eat, and we'll leave first."

"Eat slowly!"

Looking at their figures leaving in a hurry, Zhou Porridge felt that they were scared a little bit. Facing their backs, Zhou Porridge added: "If you encounter bugs, you can go to the students of the Plant Protection Institute. They're professional and they can play."

In the end, I don’t know how the matter spread. For a long time after the incident, the students of the Plant Protection Institute felt that their image outside was much better. At least the image changed from playing with bugs to conquering bugs. that's it.

Although the students of the Institute of Plant Protection didn't know what happened, they found that they had a surprise in the end. They found that it was much easier to find a boyfriend or girlfriend all of a sudden.

This wave, this wave is blood earned by the Plant Protection Institute.

Zhou Congee put the basin on his table, looked at Liu Yuyang who was drinking wildly and said, "Why are you so delicate?"

Liu Yuyang drank a large glass of water and suppressed the rising stomach acid: "I'm allergic to words like soft, tender, etc."

Yang Chen stood up and took a few bee chrysalis from the Zhou porridge table and ate them: "Ah, then you can't eat jelly, custard, pudding, double skin milk..."

Liu Yuyang turned to scold him: "Are you looking for a beating?"

Yang Chen shamefully counseled, "I was wrong."

Zhou Congee ate two bee chrysalis and found it delicious, so he said to Zhao Xuan, "This is delicious."

It was fragrant and crispy on the outside, but tender on the inside. Seeing that Zhou's porridge was delicious, apart from Liu Yuyang, Zhao Xuan also followed Zhou's porridge.

Sanhua was also attracted by the smell of deep-fried protein, and smelled it nearby. Zhou Porridge looked at it poorly, and divided it into two. After eating, Sanhua's eyes began to stare at the basin.

Zhou Congee stuffed the few bee pupae remaining at the bottom of the basin into Yang Chen's mouth, and said to Sanhua, "There are none."

Yang Chen was covered by Zhou Porridge: "Umm..."

Sanhua stared at Yang Chen for a few seconds, finally compromised, it rubbed against Zhou Congee and jumped onto the bed.

Yang Chen managed to swallow what Zhou Conge had stuffed into his mouth, and then pulled Zhou Conge's hand off, "Congee Congee, why did you harm me?"

Zhou Congee: "Because I can't eat it anymore, and my cat can't eat too much of this kind of thing."

Yang Chen: "But I feel like I'm going to be assassinated by your cat! Isn't Zhao Xuan also beside you?"

Zhou Conge smiled, then reached out and touched Yang Chen's head: "Silly boy, because I can only beat you."

Yang Chen attacked in anger, and died after 1 minute.

The next day, Zhou Congee made an appointment with Bai Ye to have dinner together. This time, the meal was scheduled to be at the highest floor of the canteen in the southern district, which was the most expensive canteen in their school.

Originally, Zhou Porridge planned to invite him to dinner at a hot pot restaurant in the student street outside that had been well received by their dormitory.

But later Bai Ye told him that it would be troublesome to go out just after returning from outside, so it is better to just eat in the cafeteria.

Zhou Porridge thought about it for a while, and it was fine, after all, the person who invited the guests had the final say, and he was responsible for paying the money, and it was settled there in the end.

Although it is a school cafeteria, it is not too bad. The decoration is quite romantic. As the most expensive cafeteria in the school, its taste matches its price.

In the end, Bai Ye chose a small hot pot in that cafeteria, and the ingredients were fresh and tasty.

Fortunately, Zhou Porridge doesn’t go to that cafeteria often because he hates climbing stairs, otherwise he will find that the point of that small hot pot is not that the ingredients are fresh and delicious, but that the point is that the restaurant is often patronized by couples. Eat the same pot together.

When Zhou Congee was going out, Liu Yuyang asked casually, which restaurant they ate at, and when Zhou Congee said that he ate at school and was at the window of the small hot pot, he showed an inexplicable smile on the spot .

Liu Yuyang sneered again when he heard that Bai Ye had chosen the store again. He felt that Bai Ye was Sima Zhao's heart, and everyone knew it.

The remarks of chasing Zhou Congee were released before, and the second foot was to eat small hot pot with Zhou Congee and him in broad daylight at a famous couple's stall. Wouldn't that confirm the relationship?

Zhou Porridge took a look at Liu Yuyang, and felt that his attitude was quite wrong, so he asked on the spot: "What's the matter? That restaurant doesn't taste good?"

Liu Yuyang looked at the silly rabbit that jumped into the tiger's mouth with loving eyes and said, "No, you go, the taste is not bad."

Zhou Congee looked at him suspiciously several times, but still saw nothing, and finally took one of his own black pockets and left.

After Zhou Congee had left for a few minutes, Yang Chen, who was lying on the bed thinking hard, finally remembered, and he shouted, "I remember! Didn't you invite girls to that window every date?"

Liu Yuyang: "Hmm."

Yang Chen: "Wow."

Zhao Xuan: "But the girl he asked to go to that window failed in the end."

Liu Yuyang continued: "Hmm."

Yang Chen immediately changed his tone and let out a wow.

Zhou Porridge, who was out of the house, felt that it was too weird to meet classmates today. First, when he went downstairs, he met their male classmates in the same class. ah?"

Zhou Congee: "No, I'm having dinner with someone."

When I got to the edge of Taohu Lake, I met some other female students in the class. They stopped Zhou Porridge and gave him a huge magnolia. It was really huge, and the petals were as big as The palm of an adult's hand becomes bigger, and this flower is worth a bunch of other people's flowers.

Zhou Congee didn't think too much about it: "Why did you give me this suddenly?"

One of the female classmates said: "Aren't you on a date? I sent you on a date. I don't think you brought anything. We just picked it up and gave it to you. And I read the book, and it seems that men like to receive it." flowers."

Zhou Congee was at a loss: "What's the situation?"

"Go, go, it's almost time for dinner."

When Zhou Congee took the flowers to the downstairs of the cafeteria, he ran into Song Peizhu again, and Song Peizhu's eyes lit up when he saw the flowers in Zhou Congee's hand: "Zhou Congee, I didn't expect you to know quite well, remember to bring flowers when you date. "

Zhou Congee finally found someone he knew well, and he was finally able to ask the questions he had been holding back all the way: "Squad leader, why do everyone say that I'm dating? Didn't I just have dinner with Bai Ye?"

Song Peizhu: "Isn't eating with Bai Ye a date? He's not chasing you."

Zhou Congee: "Although that's what I said, why does everyone know about it?"

Song Peizhu: "Oh, because Bai Ye has arrived a long time ago. He is dressed handsomely. He is sitting by the window of Jiutang. Someone came up and asked if he was waiting for you. He admitted it."

"Then that person posted it on the forum, so everyone knows about it."

Song Peizhu patted Zhou Porridge's shoulder, and said with relief, "I thought you liked petite and cute girls, but I didn't expect you to choose the exact opposite. Luckily, Bai Ye looks good..."

Zhou Porridge took a deep breath, squeezed the flowers in his hands tightly, and then said to Song Peizhu: "Squad leader, I'll go up first."

Song Peizhu: "Go, go."

When Zhou Congee went upstairs, he saw Bai Ye sitting by the window at a glance. After all, most people in the cafeteria looked there from time to time, so such a big luminous body was quite conspicuous.

Zhou Porridge sat opposite Bai Ye and handed him the flowers.

Bai Ye looked at a big white magnolia, raised his eyebrows and said, "Give it to me?"

Zhou Porridge didn't know why he was a little weak when facing Bai Ye, and he explained in a low voice: "Well, they insisted that I bring it to you."

Bai Ye: "What about you, don't you want to see me off?"

Zhou Porridge didn't know what to say, and in the end, facing a handsome face with a strong impact, he said directly: "Flowers match beauties, are you satisfied?"

Bai Ye laughed.

After the mess, Zhou Porridge actually felt that he was okay again, and he was able to question Bai Ye: "Why did you tell them that we are dating?"

Bai Ye looked at Zhou Congee's face and said, "Zhou Congee, don't you think this is a date?"

"Dining with an ambiguous partner, but still not admitting that it is a date, will be regarded as a scumbag, porridge."

Zhou Congee: "?"

Well, Zhou Congee lost again, and he felt himself blushing again.

Seeing Zhou Conge's rabbit ears hanging down again, Bai Ye didn't dare to tease him anymore, "Of course, Congee will definitely not be a scumbag, right?"

Zhou Congee: "Of course I am not."

Under the eager gaze of everyone in the canteen, Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye finished their meal.

As soon as he finished eating, Zhou Congee wanted to slip away. He stood up and said, "Then I'll go first."

Bai Ye reached out and grabbed his wrist with a solemn expression.

Zhou Congee feels dangerous!

His thoughts flew again, and the first reaction in his mind was why, I'm such a big person, why can't I punch holes?

Bai Ye: "Porridge, Chen Yichen said that rabbits always like to escape, so I decided to be a one-hit-kill hunter."

"I want to ask you, porridge, can I be your boyfriend?"

There was a sound of gasping for air.

Zhou Porridge's bad habit of being distracted in the face of a critical situation reappeared. He actually saw a female classmate with her mouth wide open, drooling, and the classmate over there, the food you picked up fell off. .

Zhou Congee: "Although you are very handsome and I like tigers very much, I don't know if I like men or not. Besides, you always don't reply to my messages. In fact, I want to find someone who can reply to my messages quickly. Come on, I'm not saying you're not good, I think you're pretty good..."

Zhou Porridge didn't even know what he was talking about, he felt that he was talking nonsense.

Bai Ye squeezed his wrist, "Congee Congee, when I haven't replied to your message, I will always be by your side."

Zhou Congee didn't understand, he raised his head and let out a cry.

Bai Ye: "The cat you raised is me."

Zhou Congee's brain was broken for three seconds, and then his brain automatically came up with an equation, Sanhua equals tiger equals Bai Ye.

His cat is actually a big man.

Immediately, Zhou Porridge gasped together with the others around him. He woke up. He looked at Bai Ye and said seriously, "Bai Ye, are you a pervert?"

Bai Ye sighed helplessly, and said: "Porridge, listen to me, the end of the world has also affected me. It gave me a kind of ability similar to camouflage. When I first became Sanhua, I didn't know clearly. Even now, when I became Sanhua, I was more like a cat."

After thinking about it, Zhou Congee seemed to be the same. After all, Sanhua was very smart, but he could still tell that it was a cat.

Bai Ye looked at Zhou Congee and began to waver: "So, can Zhou Congee forgive me?"

Zhou Porridge recalled the scene where he hugged the cat and kissed him, and felt that he still couldn't accept it. He said, "No, I think I still need to calm down."

That night, the staff who sold the small hot pot found that the sales of their home had dropped sharply, and Liu Yuyang's premonition came true. Because he had invited several girls to eat that small hot pot in the past two years, he didn't chase after her. Because of the fact that she became a well-known matchmaker, the post on the forum where she denounced the small hot pot for its bad feng shui was reposted.

Liu Yuyang flipped through the pages, and there were some below: "Brother, you are very prescient."

"It's over, I just saw Zhou Porridge and Bai Ye arguing after eating that small hot pot."

"Do you still pay attention to Feng Shui these days?"

"What? Porridge and Bai Ye quarreled? What's going on?"

Liu Yuyang only heard the door knock, and then he saw Zhou Congee coming in from the outside, his face was indeed a little cold.

He looked at Zhou Congee and asked cautiously, "Congee Congee, did you and Bai Ye quarrel?"

Zhou Porridge smiled at Liu Yuyang, "No, I'm just mourning my cat. After all, he died at a young age."

Liu Yuyang was sure, there was a real quarrel, and Zhou Porridge was very angry.He didn't dare to ask anymore, he lowered his head and swipe down on the phone several times, finally after turning several pages, he saw the reason why Zhou Porridge was angry.

"I heard that Zhou Porridge's cat was pretended by Bai Ye. It seemed to be a disguise, and then Zhou Porridge became angry. Can a fully evolved person be so good at playing?"

This is indeed a big event, relying on how much Zhou Porridge doted on that fat Sanhua, Liu Yuyang put a stick of incense in his heart for Bai Ye.

That night, Zhou Porridge didn't keep the door open for Bai Ye, but locked the cat that Bai Ye had turned into outside, and told other people not to let Sanhua in.

After knowing the specific situation, Yang Chen and Zhao Xuan also expressed their understanding that they would definitely do it.

But when Yang Chen got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, he couldn't resist Sanhua's fierce gaze and put it in.

Bai Ye didn't dare to sit on Zhou Conge's bed either, he squatted on top of the cabinet next to Zhou Conge's bed and looked at him.

Waking up the next day, Zhou Porridge looked at the cat by the bed, and quickly pinpointed the culprit——Yang Chen.

Yang Chen hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Congee Congee, you know, I can't beat him."

Sanhua cried out pitifully.

Zhou Porridge pinched the back of his neck cruelly, and started calling Chen Yichen in front of him.

"Brother Chen? Can I have a sterilization today?"

Chen Yichen, who had already learned the truth, asked cautiously: "Which one needs to be sterilized?"

Zhou Congee snorted lightly: "You all know that it's Bai Ye."

Chen Yichen: "Zhou Congee, in fact, you can clearly say that you want me to go to jail, you don't have to beat around the bush."

Zhou Congee: "It's okay, he did it voluntarily."

Yang Chen shook his head and sighed, "It's really cruel."

In the end, Zhou Porridge was not cruel enough to sterilize a person, and a few days later, Yang Chen and the others saw the flattery of a cat.

He is on call, can take out food, can be used as a mobile phone stand, and can give Zhou Conge a massage with his paws. What's more, he can also help Zhou Conge with classes.

During the mutated animal anatomy class, the monitor temporarily informed them to change the classroom. Zhou Porridge felt that the content of today's class might be more exciting.

Sure enough, after entering the empty room, everyone was attracted by the large cages in the middle.

There are many large cages in the middle, and there are rabbits, Zhou Congee's old friend, in them.They were locked in special cages, gnawing grass leaves cutely.

Huang Ruixiang stood by a cage and explained to them: "Rabbits were our common dissecting materials before. Although they have become so big now, we still need to dissect them."

"After the rabbits mutate, apart from the change in body shape, the biggest change is their teeth. Unless they are given continuous food, they will use their own teeth to bite down everything that prevents them from finding food, even iron bars. .”

"Although they are still herbivorous, they will also attack after angering them. Common attack methods include hitting and kicking..."

"What you need to do today is to dissect them and understand their internal structure."

"The old rule is that the tools are all on the side table. At the end, we must pay attention not to remove the ropes from the rabbits until they are sure they are dead."

"let's start."

The author says:

啊-感谢在2022-03-1118:04:11-2022-03-1218:37:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦——

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!