Help, I don't want to farm

The accompanying picture of the main building is a picture. On the top is a fierce scene of a bee fighting against a small white flower. Below is a picture of three humans wearing bee-proof suits lying on the ground in strange postures. There are a few people standing on the side pointing.

The whole scene is very fragmented and very hilarious.

After the entire post was hahaha for dozens of floors, finally a classmate from the Bee Academy came forward to speak out.

The bumble bee on the 52nd floor is so cute: "I am from the Bee Academy. Although it is really funny, please don't engage in feudal superstition. We are also college students in the new era. There is no mysterious bee summoning ceremony, nothing, and neither are those classmates. In our courtyard, it’s not because they were lying on the ground that they dispersed the bees.”

"As you can see, the bees from our college came out this time mainly to fight with that plant, but the timing was too good. They just finished climbing on the ground, and their fight ended, and then our bees Back to the nest."

"In the end, our bees were the best, they won the fight!"

"At the end of the day, I asked a few seniors from yesterday, and the person lying on the ground is Zhou Porridge, a celebrity from the Academy of Animal Sciences."

Zhou Porridge was sitting on the stool and was really happy to read this post, but when he saw his name appear in the post, his pupils were shocked all of a sudden.

Taozhi Taotao replied that Bumblebee is so cute: "Zhou Congee?? Hahaha, it would be normal if it was him."

Unary Quadratic Equation replied that Bumblebee is so cute: "It's normal if it's Zhou porridge..."

Creamy Strawberry replied that Bumblebee is so cute: "It's normal if it's weekly porridge..."

……

Zhou Porridge slid down, and saw that many floors below were replying that it would be normal if it was Zhou Porridge. He stood up angrily, and the three-flowered cat squatting on the table next to him, licking yogurt, looked up. He glanced as if asking what was wrong with him.

Zhou Congee patted its head twice, and immediately clicked on Fu Yu's message box and started typing passionately: "It's all your plan's fault, my image is gone again!"

"Dog thief suffers death.JPG"

Fu Yu sent Zhou Congee a Shameless emoji with the profile picture of an anime beauty.

Zhou Congee: "You are shameless, I still want shame! Why do they say that it would be normal if it were me, why is it normal? This is obviously your idea, okay?"

Fu Yu: "You are shameless.JPG"

Zhou Congee: "Go away.JPG"

Seeing Zhou Congee's angry face, Yang Chen asked, "What's wrong, who messed with you?"

Zhou Congee looked at Yang Chen solemnly and asked, "Do you think I'm funny?"

Yang Chen also looked solemn: "No."

Zhou Congee: "Then why do forums say that it's normal for me to do such a funny thing?"

Yang Chen: "What's the matter?"

Zhou Congee: "It's just a weird incident of crawling on the ground."

Yang Chen rubbed his chin with a clear face, looked Zhou Conge up and down: "This kind of thing, if it's you, it's normal."

Zhou Congee: "You're gone."

Yang Chen: "Hey, it seems that the people on the forum know you well."

Zhou Congee: "Hmph."

Zhao Xuan and Liu Yuyang ate snacks while watching a movie, and from time to time provoked Yang Chen and Zhou Porridge's father-son relationship, but it was not clear who was the father and who was the son. After all, this was another question with a long history.

Only the Sanhua cat squatted on Zhou Porridge's table, staring at him without blinking, carefully watching the vivid expression on Zhou Porridge's face.

When he woke up the next morning, Zhou Porridge was satisfied to see that the vines in the dormitory hadn't invaded again. He guessed that their evolution was coming to an end as his teacher said.

There are still a few days left in the perfect vacation, and Zhou Porridge originally planned to spend a happy and lazy leisure time in bed.

Could there be a better day than a cat lying on the left and a little pretty coiled up on the right?

Yang Chen was threatened by Zhou Porridge to bring him meals. Zhou Porridge and Liu Yuyang were lying on their beds and playing with their mobile phones. Drooling, one hand stroked the smooth fur of the Sanhua cat.

Soon, Yang Chen came back with lunch, Zhou Porridge turned over and got off his bed, first grabbed two handfuls of cat food for Sanhuamao's cat bowl, and then went to wash up.

When he finished washing and went in, the smell of food was already wafting in the bedroom.

Zhou Congee drove away Sanhua who was surrounded by his food, and opened the lid of the disposable lunch box. Inside was a vegetable with green leaves, as well as a dish of scrambled eggs with tomato and shredded pork with green pepper.

Zhou porridge looks like a piece of cabbage when sandwiched, but the leaves are thick like succulent leaves.

Zhou Congee: "What is this?"

Yang Chen: "Tear the cabbage by hand."

Zhou Congee: "This is cabbage?"

Zhao Xuan: "It's true, we've eaten it, it really tastes like cabbage."

Zhou Congee dubiously put a thick piece into his mouth. Originally, he had already prepared it for a sticky taste when he took a bite, but it turned out to be crunchy and refreshing.It was much tastier than he imagined.

"Well, it's quite delicious."

Yang Chen: "Really?"

Sanhua next to him looked at Zhou Congee, then quickly picked up a piece of meat from Zhou Congee bowl and ran away. Zhou Congee looked at Liu Yuyang's cat's butt facing her on the table, and only had time to cover it own bowl.

"Isn't it?"

Liu Yuyang smiled and said, "Zhou Congee also eats meat, hahaha"

Zhou Congee: "But the cat food I bought for it is very expensive, even more expensive than what I eat!"

Yang Chen ran to Zhou Congee and shouted shamelessly, "If you have this money, why don't you support me, Dad! I can meow too, meow—"

Zhou Congee only felt his stomach churning, and the food he had just swallowed was protesting to him, "Yue, get away from me, I'm going to vomit."

Yang Chen: "Cut."

"By the way, when we went to the cafeteria just now, we saw that our school's playground was very lively. I don't know what happened. Let's take a look later?"

It's okay anyway, Zhou Porridge and the others unanimously agreed.

After lunch and rest for a while, the four of them went to the playground. Sanhua tried to go out with Zhou Congee, but Zhou Congee really didn't want to move with a gas tank, so he refused it cruelly.

When Zhou Porridge went out, he turned his head every step of the way, with a heartbroken look on his face.

Yang Chen and Zhao Xuan pulled him forward vigorously, "Let's go, don't look, it's not life or death."

Zhou Conge covered his chest: "I feel like I hurt the heart of a pure cat."

Hearing this, Yang Chen couldn't help it: "You're still innocent, you didn't see how it threatened us."

……

The playground of X Agricultural University is ordinary, and the grass planted is also ordinary tall fescue, but now it can no longer be described as ordinary.

The originally low lawn has now grown into a "forest" approaching three meters, and there are still people coming and going in and out of it, and those who just entered will leave a mark on the grass.

But soon, the grass straightened up again, and the traces they made disappeared quickly.

After entering the playground and standing on the plastic runway, Zhou Porridge and the others stood in a row, looking at the lawn that grew taller than people and fell silent.

Zhou Congee even saw volunteers in red gowns next to them, maintaining order at the scene, letting a small number of people in each time, and then letting others in after a wave of coming out.

Zhou Porridge saw a sign over there, with a few words written in red and green on it, "Maze Activity".

The four of them walked over to take a look, and they didn't know which courtyard held an event. They put some small things in the lawn of the playground, and if they found the things within a certain period of time, they could get corresponding gifts.

Yang Chen: "What? Is it so generous to give a gift card to the school's cake shop for 200 yuan?"

Zhou Congee: "It seems that they are really bored."

Liu Yuyang: "After all, they are not allowed to go out now, and everyone is bored."

Yang Chen: "Playing?"

Zhou Congee: "Play!"

The team for the game was about to line up outside at Taohu Lake. Before Zhou Porridge and the others reached the end of the line outside, the neat line in front was dispersed.

Zhou Congee hurriedly asked a classmate who was about to leave: "What's wrong? The event is over?"

"I don't know. It seems that someone said that something from the hospital got in. They said that they were afraid of hurting people, so the activity was suspended."

Zhou Porridge looked around and saw a familiar figure on the outer edge of the lawn inside. He reversed and squeezed in towards the crowd.

"Brother, what's going on here?"

Chen Yichen and Xu Hu's eyes lit up when they saw Zhou Congee coming, "It's Zhou Congee, why are you here?"

Zhou Congee: "We are planning to come and play, what's the matter now, are we not allowed in?"

Xu Hu: "It's a long story. Don't we have rabbits over there? Last night, the rabbit bit through the cage and ran out. The classmate who raised the rabbits only found out this morning. We have been looking for it all morning. Just now I saw the shadow of the rabbit inside, so I hurriedly let them out."

Zhou Congee looked puzzled: "It's just a rabbit, it's okay, right?"

Xu Hu: "What if I say that the rabbit is bigger than the average dog?"

Zhou Congee: "Huh? Just the one in the forum?"

Xu Hu: "It's not just one, it's a group, and their teeth have bitten through the wire cage."

"Oh, the good news is that they are still vegetarian and afraid of people."

Zhou Congee: "Then you plan to go in and catch rabbits?"

Xu Hu looked at Zhou Porridge quietly, the meaning in his eyes was self-evident.

Zhou Congee pointed to himself: "Do you want me to go?"

Xu Hu: "Do you know how fast that rabbit runs?" He enthusiastically grabbed Zhou Porridge's hand, "And you are our big killer."

Yang Chen bumped into Zhou Congee beside him: "How fun! Zhou Congee go!"

Xu Hu took the opportunity to hand over a big net bag, his eyes full of encouragement.

Zhou Congee: "..."

"I have convinced you."

Zhou Porridge, who is less than two meters high, walks on the three-meter-high lawn, and he really feels like he is walking in a green maze.

The blades of the grass are too sharp, Jiang Yue felt sorry for Zhou Porridge's white and tender face, and kindly helped him with a mask and a peaked cap.

The eyes are full of green, and there is basically no place to stand under the feet. Zhou Porridge can only squeeze the grass down very hard to squeeze out the space for his feet.

His luck was good, he saw several little red dolls moving in the maze, but because of his good luck, he soon met a rabbit as big as a dog.

It chewed the blades of grass with its three-petal mouth moving, and stared at the human who disturbed it with bright red eyes.

Zhou Porridge guessed, the rabbit's huge body, its thick hind legs, its snow-white teeth, and its terrifying red eyes.

"Who the hell can beat this??"

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