Help, I don't want to farm

Zhou Congee climbed directly onto the table, he was afraid that his distorted face would be frightened when he sat down.

Zhou Congee lay down directly on the table, he was afraid that he would startle the teacher by laughing uncontrollably while sitting.

Liu Yuyang next to him was much bolder, and he just laughed out loud.

"Hahaha!"

"Yang Chen, you are a fucking genius!"

Yang Chen didn't think this was funny, "Don't you guys think this looks very cool?"

"Your cool do you mean this shape that is spraying colored gas like a boiling kettle?" Zhou Conge put his forehead on his arm and let out a muffled laugh: "How do you make the top of your head and nostrils blow out at the same time?" smoke? "

Yang Chen: "This is mainly water spinach. Eating water spinach and dragon fruits of different colors can achieve this effect."

Zhao Xuan gave him a thumbs up, "You are awesome!"

Yang Chen: "And I also performed how to perfectly color my teeth and nails and how to eat durians so that the durian smell on my body will last longer..."

"Jiang Yu really loves you...you must treat him well"

Zhou Porridge really admired the wonderful beauty Jiang who accepted Yang Chen. How did Jiang Yu manage to restrain herself from kicking Yang Chen off.

Hearing Jiang Yu's name, Yang Chen's face immediately collapsed, "She seems to be angry, what should I do now?"

Liu Yuyang felt that the video he watched today was not bad, and he said with great kindness: "I'll go to someone and ask her if there is anything she particularly wants during this time, and I will match her."

Yang Chen: "Alright brother, I'm waiting for your good news!"

"Zhou Congee, what are you doing?"

Zhou Porridge froze, slowly raised his head, and the big face of their teacher came into view directly.

Oh my god, I was so happy just now, I forgot I was still in class!He didn't even know the teacher had come down!

Fortunately, Zhao Xuan was next to him, and the aisle was next to Zhao Xuan, and the teacher was standing in the aisle over there.

"Teacher, he just felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach." Zhao Xuan said directly.

Zhou Congee nodded.

He really doesn't look well now, his face and lips are pale, and his eyes look red with discomfort.

He was simply terrified.

Originally, their teacher wanted to come up and criticize, but now seeing Zhou Porridge's appearance, he swallowed all the words he had prepared.

Zheng Yunxi wanted to comfort her, but she didn't know what to say, so she finally said dryly: "Are you all right? Do you want to go to the school hospital?"

Zhou Congee hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, it's much better now."

After Zheng Yunxi left, Zhou Porridge let out a sigh of relief.

"Scared me."

During the break between classes, Song Peizhu came up to show concern. After learning the real reason, she laughed three times on the spot, then patted Yang Chen on the shoulder and said, "Yang Chen, you're so hot! !"

"what?"

Yang Chen looked at Jiang Yu's ponytail in front of him, he didn't know if it was hot or not, he just felt like he was going to die.

After the morning class was over, Yang Chen immediately abandoned the others and followed Jiang Yu to the cafeteria.

Zhou Congee and the others didn't want to eat it in the cafeteria, so they went to pack it and go back to the dormitory. Then on the way back, they found out what Song Peizhu meant when he said that Yang Chen was on fire.

Of the people they met on the road, eight out of ten were discussing Yang Chen's video today.

By the afternoon, the scope of the discussion had moved from their school to outside the school.

Originally, the online store in their school had a lot of fans, mainly because there were too many weird things on it!As a result, a large number of boring people browse that online store every day to see what weird things appear every day.

So after that video was uploaded, someone immediately moved that video out, and one of the biggest hobbies of human beings is to join in the fun.

You pass me and I pass you, so Yang Chen is completely popular on the Internet now.

Originally, his popularity had nothing to do with Zhou Porridge and the others, but some boring people were really moved after watching the video, and followed the vine to enter Liu Haiyang's online store, and Liu Haiyang directly tried to prove the credibility of his online store. He used X Agricultural University as his signboard.

And now, Zhou Porridge and the people in their dormitory's cellphones are about to explode.

Zhou Congee: "Mom, Yang Chen really wasn't forced, he's happy."

"Well, I see, I will care about his physical and mental health."

As soon as he hung up on Zhou's mother's call, his former high school classmate called again.

"It's from our school. I don't know that person. Is there anything else I want to ask?"

"What? You want to buy mutated water spinach? It's sold out online?"

"No, hang up."

After Zhou Porridge answered the call, he changed his phone to Do Not Disturb.

The mobile phones of Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan over there were also ringing non-stop, but one of them was playing games with earphones on and couldn't hear anything, and the other answered with a smile on their faces, and then they cheated one by one, making the opposite The people in the room were also taken aback for a while.

After watching their actions, Zhou Porridge realized that he seemed to be too honest, so he quickly reflected on it.

At night, Yang Chen didn't know where he had gone before he came back, so Bai Ye came over first and brought them two big boxes of things.

Liu Yuyang opened the door, and when he saw the huge two boxes, he said in surprise, "So polite?"

Bai Ye: "It was sent by Li Xiao to you."

"Canned food?" Zhou Porridge asked. "

"One box is yes, but the other box doesn't know what it is."

Zhou Conge stood up and pulled Bai Ye to let him sit in his seat, and then went to see what Li Xiao had sent.

Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan brought all the things in, and Zhou Porridge took a utility knife to unpack the box.

Two small boxes of canned food were taken out of the first box, and they were the ones I ate before.

The second box contained some miscellaneous things, carefully packaged large dark red leaves and hard fruits like small pearls, and even a few ordinary large pebbles.

In addition, there is a small palm-sized bottle inside, which contains some light brown liquid.

Zhou Congee picked it up and shook it, but he didn't understand what it was. Now he wondered if Li Xiao sent it to the wrong person.

He called Li Xiao, and it took a long time to answer the phone.

"Zhou Congee, what's the matter?"

It was Yin Qingyu's voice that came over the phone, Zhou Porridge thought he had made a wrong call, and even checked the phone, it was Li Xiao's name.

Look at the time, 09:30 in the evening.

Zhou Porridge immediately admired Li Xiao, he never thought he could really catch up with Yin Qingyu.

Yin Qingyu took a look at Li Xiao who was sleeping like a pig in his tent, and was rarely speechless.

"Zhou Zhou, what are you thinking about?"

Zhou Congee: "I didn't think about anything!"

"Well, what's the matter now?"

"I just want to ask Li Xiao, what is that box of messy things that he sent me?"

Yin Qingyu: "It's a gift from Xingren. After you left, it came to you several times, and even snatched the tent you used to sleep in to make a nest."

"Xingren?" Zhou Congee's eyes widened in joy, but he didn't expect Xingren to bring him a gift.

"Is it okay?"

Yin Qingyu: "It's very good. I eat a lot and eat a lot. I don't know why I went to beat the peach core and pear core two days ago."

"Awesome!" Zhou Porridge boasted directly, and then let out a series of silly father laughs.

Yin Qingyu didn't say anything, and finally said: "It seems that Li Xiao also gave you a bottle of hair growth liquid from our laboratory. You'd better use it with caution. Its effect is not stable yet."

"Hair growth liquid? Where did it come from?"

"It is extracted from the Polygonum multiflorum, which is a species of ginseng. We have established a good cooperative relationship with ginseng. It provides us with Polygonum multiflorum and its own ginseng, and we provide it with fertile soil and nutrient solution."

"Can this thing be used on hair?" Zhou Porridge thought of their teacher's bald head, and wondered if it could be improved.

Yin Qingyu glanced at Li Xiao's beautiful long hair, closed his eyes and said, "Yes."

"Thank you brother."

Zhou Porridge hung up the phone, and carefully put the little thing in his hand on the table, this is a treasure!

After putting it away, he looked at the pile of things on the ground and began to worry.

Although this thing is worthless, it is full of love from my panda daughter, so I can't throw it away.

But their dormitory is a standard four-person room, which is just enough to live in without extra things, but it looks very crowded with other things added.

Seeing Zhou Congee struggling, the almighty Bai Ye said, "Let me go there, I live alone."

"Brother Bai is so kind." At times like this, Zhou Congee's voice was as sweet as sugar.

Bai Ye was very helpful, but Liu Yuyang and Zhao Xuan were so sweet that their eyes began to twitch, and they looked like they wanted to kick over the dog food that was fed to their mouths.

A while after Bai Ye left, Yang Chen came back with a hollowed out face.

Zhou Congee: "What's wrong with you?"

Yang Chen slumped on the stool and said, "Oh, so this is the trouble of getting red."

"Your Xiaoyu isn't angry anymore?" Liu Yuyang asked.

Yang Chen: "Of course I'm not angry anymore. Why is she so nice? She said she would support my career. I love her so much."

"I didn't expect it."

Can't tell that Jiang Yu has a good temper?Liu Yuyang felt that his information network seemed to be a bit wrong.

The next day Zhou Porridge originally wanted to take the hair growth liquid to his laboratory, but on the way, he happened to meet Yang Chen and Jiang Yuzheng, hand in hand, going to the Zihuan Institute to look for Liu Haiyang, and they went there together.

He also planned to ask Liu Haiyang about running fast.

Jiang Yu's hair on one side was held in a clip, and she was wearing a preppy-style double-breasted coat with a plaid skirt and a pair of small leather shoes underneath.Red lips and white teeth, big and shining eyes, when they met today, Yang Chen's eyes were straightened.

Zhou Porridge walked beside Yang Chen, secretly looking at Jiang Yu from time to time, of course he didn't look at Jiang Yu because she looked extraordinarily good-looking today, he just felt that she looked a little wrong now.

A little bit of the feeling of gentle support for his career that Yang Chen said, but a feeling of going to fight.

In the end, when the three of them were walking on the road together, they looked extraordinarily weird.

Among the three, only Yang Chen was laughing silly, Zhou Congee looked serious, he was debating whether to secretly report a letter to Liu Haiyang, while Jiang Yu looked smiling, but his mood was really like a volcanic eruption.

The author says:

Jiang Yu: "Very well, my pig sold itself cheaply."

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!