Help, I don't want to farm

"Porridge, I have good news for you!"

Early in the morning, as soon as Zhou Porridge arrived at the laboratory, his dear brother Fu Yu came up to talk mysteriously.

Immediately, Zhou Porridge felt bad, he immediately took two steps back, away from his senior brother.

After all, the last time his senior brother talked to him like this, it was because the worms raised by his senior sister ate all his pea shoots, causing him to pick the worms for several months.

"Don't tell me, all the sweet potatoes I planted are dead."

Fu Yu said excitedly: "It's good news, it's your sweet potatoes that grew up overnight."

"Huh?" Seeing Zhou Congee's expression of disbelief, Fu Yu directly pulled him over.

The whole laboratory is neither too big nor too small. A large empty room is divided into two halves. The front is divided into the students' workbench, and the back is an entire space for planting plants.

Next to the wall is a whole row of glass shelves, on which are various varieties of sweet potatoes cultivated with nutrient solution.

Now the top of the shelf is green. I don’t know what stimulated it. The sweet potato leaves soared like taking hormones. They hang down lushly, and the two rows of shelves are tightly blocked.

Zhou Congee looked dazed, he grabbed Fu Yu's shoulder and shook vigorously, "Brother, what did you do to my sweet potato, did you feed my sweet potato Jin Kela?"

Fu Yu rolled his eyes when he was shaken by Zhou Congee, and he hurriedly broke free from Zhou Congee's violent actions.

"I didn't do anything. I just came here this morning. If you don't believe me, ask Junior Sister Chang Yue over there."

Zhou Porridge turned his head, and saw Chang Yue who was watching a play hiding behind the desk baffle next to him.

Chang Yue is thin and small, with fair skin, big bright eyes, and rabbit teeth, not to mention that she is wearing a fluffy sweater with nice-looking rabbit ears hanging from the hat of the sweater.

Chang Yue directly picked up the hat from behind. The hat covered her eyes, and her two white rabbit ears hung down on her chest. She pretended she didn't see anything, and stepped out of the room as if nothing had happened while pinching her own rabbit ears. Laboratory door.

Fu Yu called out loudly: "Junior Sister, Junior Sister? Aren't you the first one here? You know I wasn't here at all last night, okay?"

Chang Yue: "abandon, abandon..."

Zhou Porridge and Fu Yu watched Chang Yue walk away, and now that the only witness was gone, Fu Yu turned around and wanted to run, but Zhou Porridge grabbed her and strangled her neck.

"Brother, today I will feed all the tomatoes you planted to the pigs in the Academy of Animal Sciences!"

Fu Yu: "I really didn't do it. If I had this ability, I would have been issued an SCI earlier, applied for a patent, and reached the pinnacle of my life!"

Gan, it seems to be roaring.

Zhou Congee let go of his pinching hand, and the two fell into deep thought facing a whole fan of sweet potato leaves.

Zhou Porridge’s topic is how to make sweet potatoes sweeter, sandier, waxier and more delicious. There are three types of sweet potatoes he grows: Sushu No. 25, Yanshu No. 18, Longshu No. [-], and one is Fushu. On the [-]th, this kind of sweet potato mainly eats sweet potato leaves and provides food for the bugs and animals raised by other people in the laboratory.

Originally Zhou Congee neatly divided the various varieties of sweet potatoes on the shelf, but now the sweet potato vines are all growing together, it seems that there is no distinction between you and me.

Zhou Congee and Fu Yu squatted outside the glass room and looked at it for a while, Zhou Congee said suddenly: "Brother, do you think this thing is worthy of a "Nature" cover?"

Fu Yu: "It's not impossible."

Zhou Congee: "Then I have published the thesis, will old man Li let me graduate early?"

Fu Yu patted Zhou Congee on the shoulder, and said lovingly: "Why are you like the little fool on the Internet who said whether he can go to graduate school after winning the Nobel? Dream bigger, in case old man Li cried and begged So you don't want to graduate?"

Zhou Porridge turned his head in horror, his already round eyes were stared even more round, round.He really couldn't imagine the scene of old man Li crying and begging him not to graduate.

And even if old man Li can do such a thing, he must be scared to pee first, okay?

After all, the old man Li, whose full name is Li Quanmao, is one of the top professors of their X Agricultural University. He is bald, and he has become a big bald head at the age of more than 40. He speaks and smiles casually, with a big belly. It's like he's about to kill someone.

Zhou Porridge looked serious: "This is no longer a dream, it's a nightmare!"

Fu Yu smashed his mouth, imagined it for a while, then shuddered himself, and finally admitted, "Well, it's really a little scary."

After the two of them huddled on the ground for a while, Zhou Porridge finally said, "I'll go in and have a look."

After finishing speaking, Zhou Porridge stood up from the ground, opened the door of the glass room and went in. The air inside was relatively humid and the temperature was relatively high.

After all, it is October now, and it will be November soon, and the weather outside has turned cold. In order for the experimental materials he carefully cultivated to thrive, the air conditioner was turned on inside.

The smell inside was not very pleasant, and it was a bit stuffy. Zhou Porridge stood in front of a row of shelves, and picked up the sweet potato vines that had grown to the ground, revealing a large neatly arranged bottle inside.

The plastic bottle has been squeezed and distorted by the growing sweet potatoes, and the sweet potatoes have also grown strange shapes because of the bottle's confinement.

The appearance of the sweet potato does not seem to have changed, but it has grown a lot, and now it is bigger than a basketball.

Zhou Congee: "Brother, help me get a sweet potato out."

Fu Yu came in with scissors, cut a sweet potato and went out.

He shook the cut sweet potato in his hand and said, "Hey, this head weighs several catties."

Zhou Porridge put the sweet potato vines on the ground again, and followed him out.

Fu Yu put the sweet potato on the table outside, sat alone with Zhou Porridge, and began to study a sweet potato that grew up inexplicably.

Fu Yu first used scissors to remove the stuck plastic bottle on the sweet potato, then Zhou Zhou took a fruit knife and cut the sweet potato into several parts.

The same orange color, it looks the same as before.

Fu Yu: "It doesn't look like it's changed?"

Zhou Congee: "Why don't we try baking it?"

Fu Yu: "You go, I won't go."

Zhou Congee: "You go, I won't tell my junior sister when you go, you stay up late doing experiments, eat all her snacks and blame the squirrels."

Fu Yu looked at Zhou Porridge in surprise, and shouted, "How do you know?"

Zhou Congee smiled and said, "Guess?"

Fu Yu: "I didn't expect you to have a handsome face, but you would still threaten me."

Zhou Congee ignored him, and only urged: "Go, I believe in you."

Fu Yu stood up, took a deep breath, took a plate and packed all the sweet potatoes on the table, then pushed open a door over there, and went in.

There is a small room inside the door, which is old man Li's office, and unfortunately, the microwave oven in the laboratory is placed in his office.

Although the teacher usually treats them well, the main thing is, their teacher looks very fierce. May I ask which student can resist the teacher's fierce face and majestic and cold tone, and ask you-how is the experiment going? ?

Not long after Fu Yu entered, Old Man Li's majestic voice came from inside.

"doing what?"

Then Zhou Congee heard Fu Yu's reassuring voice: "Teacher, I want to bake some sweet potatoes."

"Bake it."

Then, there was silence inside for a while, Zhou Porridge guessed that Fu Yu should be putting things away, and sure enough, after a short silence, the sound of death that every student would not want to face rang out inside.

"Fu Yu, how is your recent experiment going?"

……

Accompanied by Fu Yu's humble voice reporting the progress of the experiment, a sweet smell of roasted sweet potatoes gradually spread from the room.

Zhou Congee has never smelled such a delicious aroma of roasted sweet potatoes. The smell alone already makes people salivate faster. Imagine the steaming appearance of roasted sweet potatoes, and its sweet and glutinous taste.

Zhou Congee heard Fu Yu's voice, and also became erratic because of the smell of roasted sweet potatoes. After waiting for a while, the door opened.

Fu Yu came out with two large plates, on which were steaming roasted sweet potatoes.

Then the smell in the whole room became more intense. Zhou Porridge even heard the noise in the laboratory next door, and vaguely heard someone asking: "What smell?"

"It smells good."

"Which laboratory?"

Zhou Congee's eyes moved with Fu Yu's plate, looking like a small animal begging for food.

Fu Yu put the plate in front of Zhou Congee with a funny face and said, "Eat."

Zhou Congee looked at the roasted sweet potato on the plate, bright orange red, its inner core is not dry, it seems that there is still a little honey juice hanging on it, it just looks like it is already saying four words: "I delicious!"

The two of them didn't use spoons or chopsticks either. Zhou Congee pulled out two pairs of disposable gloves from the side and handed a pair to Du Yu, and then the two of them ate roasted sweet potatoes to their heart's content.

Zhou Congee had never eaten such a delicious roasted sweet potato. For a while, the only sound of two people eating was left in the whole room.

After the two of them ate up all the roasted sweet potatoes in front of them, the gate of their laboratory was already crowded with a bunch of people, and they were looking at them with longing eyes.

Due to old man Li's prestige, they did not dare to call them loudly, so they could only call in a low voice, but their voices were completely ignored by the two people who were eating seriously.

"Fu Yu, Fu Yu."

Now when the two of them were full and hugging their stomachs to digest, they finally heard the call of the people.

Fu Yu was startled when he turned his head and saw a crowd of people crowded at the gate.

He went over and opened the door of the laboratory, and said in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

After Fu Yu opened the door, Zhou Porridge clearly saw the group of people at the door, and they all took a deep breath in unison.

Someone couldn't help sighing: "Damn, it smells really good!"

Then a group of people at the door squeezed in one by one like Shen You.

The author says:

Easy text, add some happiness to life——