Generally speaking, there are three processes in childbirth. In the first stage, the pregnant person will feel the pain of uterine contractions gradually increase. In the second stage, the cervix will be fully opened, and there will be tears. Life is worse than death. excruciating pain.
Xu Xishuang directly skipped the first process.
He was trembling with pain, his eyes were black and white, and he felt as if someone was crushing his stomach with a steel fork. Dr. Xu next to him kept talking loudly to him, telling him to wake up, and he must not pass out now. He quickly found a soft cloth and stuffed it into his mouth to prevent him from biting off his tongue due to the severe pain.
The anesthetic began to take effect slowly, Xu Xishuang's body pain eased a little, her whole body became numb, and her thinking also slowed down.He really felt that he was going to die, he clasped Yan Yushan's arm tightly, and said in a weak voice, "If I die..."
"You'll be fine." Yan Yushan interrupted him with a trembling voice, not sure if he was reassuring Xu Xishuang or persuading himself.
Seeing Xu Xishuang's pale and bloodless face, still muttering something about "confess the funeral", Yan Yushan's internal organs were aching, he wanted Xu Xishuang to stop saying these unlucky words, but he couldn't bear to treat Xu Xishuang He said harsh words, gritted his teeth and threatened Xu Xishuang: "Xu Xishuang, hold on a little longer, if you dare to give up, I will..."
"I'll make public the browsing history on your phone and the small videos you've watched." Yan Yushan stared into Xu Xishuang's eyes, "I'll let everyone know that one day you watched the video of the gecko wagging its tail more than 100 times. all over."
Xu Xishuang was dumbfounded.
Until he was pushed into the operating room, before Xu Xishuang could react, Yan Yushan actually threatened him with the small video!
But I have to say that Yan Yushan is really good at handling some of Xishuang's weaknesses, Xu Xishuang just cares about face, he will not let others know his special preferences, if Yan Yushan really dares to publish the browsing history in his phone Going online, even if Xu Xishuang really got into the coffin, she would jump up and beat Yan Yushan.
Holding back her breath, Xu Xishuang managed not to pass out from the pain, but slowly lost consciousness under the action of the anesthetic.In the chaos, Xu Xishuang had a long dream, but this time he did not see the original body again.
He returned to his original world.
Xu Xishuang was very clear this time that he was dreaming, he was floating around like a ghost, silently watching his electrocuted dead body in the bathroom was discovered by the part-time cleaning worker, and then called the police to inform his family to restrain him remains.Xu Xishuang thought to herself that it was a good thing she was wearing a bathrobe at the time, otherwise she would really be ashamed.
Familiar time fast forwarded, Xu Xishuang watched his family prepare for his funeral, the lawyer read out the notarization of the estate, and all his property was donated to charity.The news of his death spread on the Internet, and everyone regretted that a "National Senior" passed away, but the memory of the Internet is very short, and those who cherished him quickly forgot about this incident and threw themselves into a new life.
His family and friends have gradually come out of the grief. His cousin is in college, and he has a good relationship with his new roommate, sharing his favorite novels with each other.In the bookshelf, the cousin found out the book that he had read at that time, that is, the one he wore.
Xu Xishuang saw it, and floated behind her cousin, wanting to read it again with her cousin, and then heard her cousin exclaim: "Damn it, this book is unfinished!"
"I'm going, the author ran away after marking the end of the main text, and didn't write any of the side stories." The cousin was shocked and turned to the last chapter, "The author has something to say...【I'm sorry for the previous controversial plot , Arranging Xu Xishuang as an unnecessary cannon fodder role was really wrong by me, I will edit the article and try my best to give everyone a good ending.], then you will give it? Why are you running away?"
Xu Xishuang was also shocked, just as he was about to float in a little more to see if there was a follow-up, he felt a huge suction coming through his body, sucking him out of this world, and then returning to his body .
Xu Xishuang shook her eyelashes and slowly opened her eyes.
The lights in the ward were bright, Xu Xishuang's eyes blurred for a moment, and blurred double images of people around him appeared, and then gradually became clear.
Professor Fred, Dr. Xu, and Yan Yushan stood around his hospital bed, staring at him nervously. Seeing him open his eyes, the three breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
Dr. Xu took off his mask and smiled relaxedly: "Congratulations, father and son are safe, the child weighs a lot, he is a big fat boy, very healthy."
Six catties?Isn't it the eight cats and eights in the book?
Xu Xishuang was taken aback for a moment, then also laughed.
Xu Xishuang realized that he had really broken the plot. He survived the birth of a child, and the child he gave birth was also different from the one in the book. He is no longer cannon fodder, and the plot of the original book has nothing to do with him.
so good.
"Does the wound hurt?" Yan Yushan held Xu Xishuang's hand, looked at Xu Xishuang distressedly and asked him.
Xu Xishuang answered truthfully: "A little bit."
"Just keep it for a few more days." Professor Fred said in fluent Chinese, "Oh, Xu, you are really a beautiful miracle. I am very honored and very lucky to be able to see this miracle. Congratulations you."
Xu Xishuang smiled at him: "Thank you Professor."
Professor Fred's main operation was also a miracle. He achieved only a 10% success rate, saved Xu Xishuang's life, and also protected the newborn child.Every minute and every second of this operation, Professor Fred and Dr. Xu were racing against death, and now they finally succeeded. Seeing that Xu Xishuang was safe, Professor Fred left the operating room wearily, and decided to take a good rest.
Before leaving, Dr. Xu turned around and said to Xu Xishuang, "You will see your child in half an hour. If you have anything you don't understand, you can ask me, or you can ask the childcare sister-in-law invited by Mr. Yan, and have a good rest. Bar."
After Dr. Xu left, Xu Xishuang remembered something, and turned her head to settle accounts with Yan Yushan ferociously: "You actually want my society to die!"
He must add one item to his bucket list. After he dies, he must format his mobile phone and computer, and he must not leave even a single browser!
"I'm sorry baby." Yan Yushan lowered his head and kissed Xu Xishuang's forehead, "I was too scared at the time, I will never bring up this matter again, don't be angry."
Xu Xishuang didn't speak, but Yan Yushan wanted to laugh, kissed again, and continued to coax: "Baby, you are amazing, it's hard work to have a baby, you are so great, I love you so much."
Xu Xishuang was coaxed so comfortably, she smoothed her hair, and remembered another thing, she turned to Yan Yushan and said, "You must wear a condom when you have sex with me in the future, do you hear me? I don't want to have another life."
Seeing that Yan Yushan didn't answer for a while, Xu Xishuang thought that he was unwilling, so she withdrew her weak hand in anger, not wanting Yan Yushan to hold him. Yan Yushan quickly held him and explained: "I will wear it, I promise. But baby, Professor Fred and Dr. Xu told me that you will not get pregnant again in the future."
When Yan Yushan heard the news, his first reaction was to feel relieved. He knew how difficult pregnancy was, how painful and dangerous it was to give birth, and he didn't want Xu Xishuang to experience such an experience again.
Hearing Yan Yushan's words, Xu Xishuang also felt relieved a lot, and he didn't want to have to suffer a second time like giving birth to a child.
The two stayed in the ward for a while, and when it was time, Yan Yushan went to pick up the baby in the incubator and showed it to Xu Xishuang.
The newborn baby was all red and wrinkled, looking like a little monkey. Xu Xishuang frowned in distaste. Yan Yushan remedied: "Doctor Xu said that his hair grows pretty well, and he will definitely grow up when he grows up." It will look better."
Xu Xishuang poked the baby's face with her fingers, seeing that he opened his toothless mouth and didn't cry when he was messed with, it seemed a little pleasing to the eye.Yan Yushan felt soft in his heart. He glanced at his phone and said to Xu Xishuang: "You have just given birth and you have no strength. My mother decided to come to see you in two weeks so as not to disturb your rest. I sent the baby's photo to They, my mother said that the child's eyes and mouth are like yours, and I don't know how she can tell."
Anyway, Xu Xishuang and Yan Yushan didn't see that this baby resembled the two of them in any way.
After putting the baby back in the incubator, Yan Yushan and Xu Xishuang discussed the baby's name.
They had also discussed the name issue before. Yan Yushan wanted the child to be named after Xu Xishuang, because he felt sorry for Xu Xishuang and knew that it was very hard for Xu Xishuang to give birth to a child, but Xu Xishuang wanted the child to be named after Yan Yushan, so that he could take care of the child. Throw it to Yan Yushan, after all, the child is named after Yan Yushan.
The final name was Yan Qingci, and the nickname was chosen after the child grew up and had more unique behavioral characteristics.
In the following time, under the meticulous care of Yan Yushan and Yuesao, Xu Xishuang easily and happily picked up the clothes that the baby could wear in the future on the phone.Xu Xishuang browsed around in the orange shopping app, hesitated for a few seconds, and finally bought a pair of crotch pants with a corgi pattern on it.
But Xu Xishuang didn't have a long time to relax when she faced her first question.
The childcare wife carefully reminded: "Generally speaking, breast milk will be secreted one to two days after giving birth. We advocate breastfeeding. Breast milk contains many nutrients and antibodies that newborns need..."
The childcare wife took a quick look at Xu Xishuang, and then added: "Of course, the milk powder on the market can also be used... I also have an app here, which contains a lot of parenting experiences shared by seniors, and novice parents can also help each other. One of the sections is Breastfeeding Mutual Aid, some mothers who have difficulty producing milk can seek help in this section, and mothers in the same city who have enough milk can send them excess breastmilk to feed their babies."
Xu Xishuang blushed when she heard it, and wished she could bury herself with the quilt and pillow, but he had to listen.
After the sister-in-law left, Xu Xishuang glanced at Yan Yushan who had been listening very seriously just now, and poked him: "What should I do?"
Yan Yushan turned his head, and his eyes fell on Xu Xishuang's chest. Xu Xishuang subconsciously wanted to cover her chest, but felt weird, neither moving nor not moving, and continued to say, "Hurry up and find a way."
Yan Yushan's Adam's apple twitched, he and Xu Xishuang looked at each other, pretending to be serious and said: "Let me check if you have..."
Yan Yushan's expression and tone were very serious, Xu Xishuang was fooled for a moment, thinking that Yan Yushan was really serious about solving the problem, nodded, agreed to Yan Yushan's request, watched Yan Yushan get up, and locked the door .
Xu Xishuang watched Yan Yushan walking back towards her, and realized that something was wrong, just as she was about to speak, Yan Yushan blocked her mouth with her lips.
This was the first kiss between Xu Xishuang after giving birth. Yan Yushan kissed very fiercely, with the taste of a survivor. respond.
Yan Yushan opened his eyes, looked at Xu Xishuang's fascinated expression, slid his hand in, and followed the technique that the childcare wife said, rubbing his fingers around the tip and rubbing around.
His body seemed to be electrified suddenly, Xu Xishuang trembled in shock, and suddenly regained consciousness, he arched his back and retreated, but Yan Yushan's other hand held his back firmly, preventing him from escaping.
After Yan Yushan finished "checking", Xu Xishuang collapsed into Yan Yushan's arms and gasped for breath, like an overcooked shrimp, her whole body turned red.
Xu Xishuang didn't even catch her breath when she saw Yan Yushan raised his troubled hand, put it to his lips and licked it, and then said seriously: "It's true."
Xu Xishuang was stunned for a second.
He blushed so much that he was about to explode, and shouted angrily, "Yan Yushan!"
In the future, he will believe that Yan Yushan is a dog! !
Yan Yushan was already very good at coaxing Xu Xishuang, he quickly lowered his head and kissed Xu Xishuang's side face, and then apologized in three steps: "I'm sorry baby, I really wanted to check your milk for you, but I didn't bear the last touch. live."
Xu Xishuang reached out and pushed Yan Yushan's face away, and said vigilantly: "Why didn't you say that you promised not to do this in the future?"
Yan Yushan paused for a moment, and then replied sincerely: "Honey, your reaction just now was too cute, I'm not sure in the future...whether I can resist touching when I'm on the bed, so there's no way to guarantee it."
Xu Xishuang: ...
Xu Xishuang was once again refreshed by Yan Yushan's thick skin, he held back and held back, and finally said: "Go download the app!"
Xu Xishuang directly skipped the first process.
He was trembling with pain, his eyes were black and white, and he felt as if someone was crushing his stomach with a steel fork. Dr. Xu next to him kept talking loudly to him, telling him to wake up, and he must not pass out now. He quickly found a soft cloth and stuffed it into his mouth to prevent him from biting off his tongue due to the severe pain.
The anesthetic began to take effect slowly, Xu Xishuang's body pain eased a little, her whole body became numb, and her thinking also slowed down.He really felt that he was going to die, he clasped Yan Yushan's arm tightly, and said in a weak voice, "If I die..."
"You'll be fine." Yan Yushan interrupted him with a trembling voice, not sure if he was reassuring Xu Xishuang or persuading himself.
Seeing Xu Xishuang's pale and bloodless face, still muttering something about "confess the funeral", Yan Yushan's internal organs were aching, he wanted Xu Xishuang to stop saying these unlucky words, but he couldn't bear to treat Xu Xishuang He said harsh words, gritted his teeth and threatened Xu Xishuang: "Xu Xishuang, hold on a little longer, if you dare to give up, I will..."
"I'll make public the browsing history on your phone and the small videos you've watched." Yan Yushan stared into Xu Xishuang's eyes, "I'll let everyone know that one day you watched the video of the gecko wagging its tail more than 100 times. all over."
Xu Xishuang was dumbfounded.
Until he was pushed into the operating room, before Xu Xishuang could react, Yan Yushan actually threatened him with the small video!
But I have to say that Yan Yushan is really good at handling some of Xishuang's weaknesses, Xu Xishuang just cares about face, he will not let others know his special preferences, if Yan Yushan really dares to publish the browsing history in his phone Going online, even if Xu Xishuang really got into the coffin, she would jump up and beat Yan Yushan.
Holding back her breath, Xu Xishuang managed not to pass out from the pain, but slowly lost consciousness under the action of the anesthetic.In the chaos, Xu Xishuang had a long dream, but this time he did not see the original body again.
He returned to his original world.
Xu Xishuang was very clear this time that he was dreaming, he was floating around like a ghost, silently watching his electrocuted dead body in the bathroom was discovered by the part-time cleaning worker, and then called the police to inform his family to restrain him remains.Xu Xishuang thought to herself that it was a good thing she was wearing a bathrobe at the time, otherwise she would really be ashamed.
Familiar time fast forwarded, Xu Xishuang watched his family prepare for his funeral, the lawyer read out the notarization of the estate, and all his property was donated to charity.The news of his death spread on the Internet, and everyone regretted that a "National Senior" passed away, but the memory of the Internet is very short, and those who cherished him quickly forgot about this incident and threw themselves into a new life.
His family and friends have gradually come out of the grief. His cousin is in college, and he has a good relationship with his new roommate, sharing his favorite novels with each other.In the bookshelf, the cousin found out the book that he had read at that time, that is, the one he wore.
Xu Xishuang saw it, and floated behind her cousin, wanting to read it again with her cousin, and then heard her cousin exclaim: "Damn it, this book is unfinished!"
"I'm going, the author ran away after marking the end of the main text, and didn't write any of the side stories." The cousin was shocked and turned to the last chapter, "The author has something to say...【I'm sorry for the previous controversial plot , Arranging Xu Xishuang as an unnecessary cannon fodder role was really wrong by me, I will edit the article and try my best to give everyone a good ending.], then you will give it? Why are you running away?"
Xu Xishuang was also shocked, just as he was about to float in a little more to see if there was a follow-up, he felt a huge suction coming through his body, sucking him out of this world, and then returning to his body .
Xu Xishuang shook her eyelashes and slowly opened her eyes.
The lights in the ward were bright, Xu Xishuang's eyes blurred for a moment, and blurred double images of people around him appeared, and then gradually became clear.
Professor Fred, Dr. Xu, and Yan Yushan stood around his hospital bed, staring at him nervously. Seeing him open his eyes, the three breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
Dr. Xu took off his mask and smiled relaxedly: "Congratulations, father and son are safe, the child weighs a lot, he is a big fat boy, very healthy."
Six catties?Isn't it the eight cats and eights in the book?
Xu Xishuang was taken aback for a moment, then also laughed.
Xu Xishuang realized that he had really broken the plot. He survived the birth of a child, and the child he gave birth was also different from the one in the book. He is no longer cannon fodder, and the plot of the original book has nothing to do with him.
so good.
"Does the wound hurt?" Yan Yushan held Xu Xishuang's hand, looked at Xu Xishuang distressedly and asked him.
Xu Xishuang answered truthfully: "A little bit."
"Just keep it for a few more days." Professor Fred said in fluent Chinese, "Oh, Xu, you are really a beautiful miracle. I am very honored and very lucky to be able to see this miracle. Congratulations you."
Xu Xishuang smiled at him: "Thank you Professor."
Professor Fred's main operation was also a miracle. He achieved only a 10% success rate, saved Xu Xishuang's life, and also protected the newborn child.Every minute and every second of this operation, Professor Fred and Dr. Xu were racing against death, and now they finally succeeded. Seeing that Xu Xishuang was safe, Professor Fred left the operating room wearily, and decided to take a good rest.
Before leaving, Dr. Xu turned around and said to Xu Xishuang, "You will see your child in half an hour. If you have anything you don't understand, you can ask me, or you can ask the childcare sister-in-law invited by Mr. Yan, and have a good rest. Bar."
After Dr. Xu left, Xu Xishuang remembered something, and turned her head to settle accounts with Yan Yushan ferociously: "You actually want my society to die!"
He must add one item to his bucket list. After he dies, he must format his mobile phone and computer, and he must not leave even a single browser!
"I'm sorry baby." Yan Yushan lowered his head and kissed Xu Xishuang's forehead, "I was too scared at the time, I will never bring up this matter again, don't be angry."
Xu Xishuang didn't speak, but Yan Yushan wanted to laugh, kissed again, and continued to coax: "Baby, you are amazing, it's hard work to have a baby, you are so great, I love you so much."
Xu Xishuang was coaxed so comfortably, she smoothed her hair, and remembered another thing, she turned to Yan Yushan and said, "You must wear a condom when you have sex with me in the future, do you hear me? I don't want to have another life."
Seeing that Yan Yushan didn't answer for a while, Xu Xishuang thought that he was unwilling, so she withdrew her weak hand in anger, not wanting Yan Yushan to hold him. Yan Yushan quickly held him and explained: "I will wear it, I promise. But baby, Professor Fred and Dr. Xu told me that you will not get pregnant again in the future."
When Yan Yushan heard the news, his first reaction was to feel relieved. He knew how difficult pregnancy was, how painful and dangerous it was to give birth, and he didn't want Xu Xishuang to experience such an experience again.
Hearing Yan Yushan's words, Xu Xishuang also felt relieved a lot, and he didn't want to have to suffer a second time like giving birth to a child.
The two stayed in the ward for a while, and when it was time, Yan Yushan went to pick up the baby in the incubator and showed it to Xu Xishuang.
The newborn baby was all red and wrinkled, looking like a little monkey. Xu Xishuang frowned in distaste. Yan Yushan remedied: "Doctor Xu said that his hair grows pretty well, and he will definitely grow up when he grows up." It will look better."
Xu Xishuang poked the baby's face with her fingers, seeing that he opened his toothless mouth and didn't cry when he was messed with, it seemed a little pleasing to the eye.Yan Yushan felt soft in his heart. He glanced at his phone and said to Xu Xishuang: "You have just given birth and you have no strength. My mother decided to come to see you in two weeks so as not to disturb your rest. I sent the baby's photo to They, my mother said that the child's eyes and mouth are like yours, and I don't know how she can tell."
Anyway, Xu Xishuang and Yan Yushan didn't see that this baby resembled the two of them in any way.
After putting the baby back in the incubator, Yan Yushan and Xu Xishuang discussed the baby's name.
They had also discussed the name issue before. Yan Yushan wanted the child to be named after Xu Xishuang, because he felt sorry for Xu Xishuang and knew that it was very hard for Xu Xishuang to give birth to a child, but Xu Xishuang wanted the child to be named after Yan Yushan, so that he could take care of the child. Throw it to Yan Yushan, after all, the child is named after Yan Yushan.
The final name was Yan Qingci, and the nickname was chosen after the child grew up and had more unique behavioral characteristics.
In the following time, under the meticulous care of Yan Yushan and Yuesao, Xu Xishuang easily and happily picked up the clothes that the baby could wear in the future on the phone.Xu Xishuang browsed around in the orange shopping app, hesitated for a few seconds, and finally bought a pair of crotch pants with a corgi pattern on it.
But Xu Xishuang didn't have a long time to relax when she faced her first question.
The childcare wife carefully reminded: "Generally speaking, breast milk will be secreted one to two days after giving birth. We advocate breastfeeding. Breast milk contains many nutrients and antibodies that newborns need..."
The childcare wife took a quick look at Xu Xishuang, and then added: "Of course, the milk powder on the market can also be used... I also have an app here, which contains a lot of parenting experiences shared by seniors, and novice parents can also help each other. One of the sections is Breastfeeding Mutual Aid, some mothers who have difficulty producing milk can seek help in this section, and mothers in the same city who have enough milk can send them excess breastmilk to feed their babies."
Xu Xishuang blushed when she heard it, and wished she could bury herself with the quilt and pillow, but he had to listen.
After the sister-in-law left, Xu Xishuang glanced at Yan Yushan who had been listening very seriously just now, and poked him: "What should I do?"
Yan Yushan turned his head, and his eyes fell on Xu Xishuang's chest. Xu Xishuang subconsciously wanted to cover her chest, but felt weird, neither moving nor not moving, and continued to say, "Hurry up and find a way."
Yan Yushan's Adam's apple twitched, he and Xu Xishuang looked at each other, pretending to be serious and said: "Let me check if you have..."
Yan Yushan's expression and tone were very serious, Xu Xishuang was fooled for a moment, thinking that Yan Yushan was really serious about solving the problem, nodded, agreed to Yan Yushan's request, watched Yan Yushan get up, and locked the door .
Xu Xishuang watched Yan Yushan walking back towards her, and realized that something was wrong, just as she was about to speak, Yan Yushan blocked her mouth with her lips.
This was the first kiss between Xu Xishuang after giving birth. Yan Yushan kissed very fiercely, with the taste of a survivor. respond.
Yan Yushan opened his eyes, looked at Xu Xishuang's fascinated expression, slid his hand in, and followed the technique that the childcare wife said, rubbing his fingers around the tip and rubbing around.
His body seemed to be electrified suddenly, Xu Xishuang trembled in shock, and suddenly regained consciousness, he arched his back and retreated, but Yan Yushan's other hand held his back firmly, preventing him from escaping.
After Yan Yushan finished "checking", Xu Xishuang collapsed into Yan Yushan's arms and gasped for breath, like an overcooked shrimp, her whole body turned red.
Xu Xishuang didn't even catch her breath when she saw Yan Yushan raised his troubled hand, put it to his lips and licked it, and then said seriously: "It's true."
Xu Xishuang was stunned for a second.
He blushed so much that he was about to explode, and shouted angrily, "Yan Yushan!"
In the future, he will believe that Yan Yushan is a dog! !
Yan Yushan was already very good at coaxing Xu Xishuang, he quickly lowered his head and kissed Xu Xishuang's side face, and then apologized in three steps: "I'm sorry baby, I really wanted to check your milk for you, but I didn't bear the last touch. live."
Xu Xishuang reached out and pushed Yan Yushan's face away, and said vigilantly: "Why didn't you say that you promised not to do this in the future?"
Yan Yushan paused for a moment, and then replied sincerely: "Honey, your reaction just now was too cute, I'm not sure in the future...whether I can resist touching when I'm on the bed, so there's no way to guarantee it."
Xu Xishuang: ...
Xu Xishuang was once again refreshed by Yan Yushan's thick skin, he held back and held back, and finally said: "Go download the app!"
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