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After finishing the housework, he sat down to check the new news of the netizen "Da Neng Mao".The other party was worried that his brother-in-law would cause him trouble, asked a lot, and said that he would call if he had something to do.

He replied: "Thank you, don't worry. But he is really annoying. I was thinking how to tell him to get out. I gave him some face, and he mentioned his sister. I am very disgusted that she is mentioned in this way."

Mighty Cat: "Borrowing a knife to kill someone."

He was stunned and sent a question mark.

Da Neng Mao: "Aren't your roommates three very manly men with sweaty feet? Tell them not to wash their feet, and then act dissatisfied with you bringing someone back casually, be more aggressive."

He: "Gao, no wonder you have short hair, it's called extremely smart."

Da Neng Mao: "I'm such a good guy, you'll know it in the future."

He: "Haha, you are so interesting, your wife must be very happy every day."

Da Neng Cat: "Yeah, I'm laughing right now."

He also smiled at the phone, and suddenly a fat fish-like head came over, and said with a sinister smile: "Brother-in-law, are you in love again? My sister is only half a year old, be careful that she comes to you in the middle of the night."

"I have a clear conscience." He left a faint glance, walked a little further, sat at the narrow dining table, and then told the three roommates in the WeChat group: "Brothers, my brother-in-law is here, and I will stay for a day. Come back After that, remember to put away your valuables. I'm sorry to cause you trouble."

Sanwa: "When did you get married?!"

Fan Xi: "My wife has passed away. It's a long story, I'll tell you later."

Dawa: "It's okay, there are no valuables."

Fan Xi: "My brother-in-law has very bad conduct and is very annoying. Don't wash your feet when you come back at night. Be more aggressive, show him some color, and tell him to get out."

Dawa: "This is a weapon of mass destruction."

Wuwa: "If you don't wash your feet, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

Fan Xi: "It's okay, he can't stand it either."

After Fan Xi left, Su Hao logically occupied the entire sofa, played games with his feet up, and insulted his female teammate on the mic: "Dish B, you can easily score points with one leg..."

Fan Xi felt nauseated when he heard this, and holding the eternity pen given to him by Su Pan, he recorded today's expenses in a small notebook, and wrote in his thoughts: "Some people say that a person's life is a process of constantly becoming tolerant. Judging from everything I’m not used to it, and it’s reasonable when it exists. I used to think so, but now I think that the person who said this must not know the ghostly pen in front of me.”

Originally, he wanted to go out as a substitute driver, but he was afraid that Su Hao would steal things, so he had to sit and chat with netizens.Da Nengmao said that he wrote a great song and planned to perform it for the first time when he sang on the street. He asked him when he was free and invited him to taste if there are any idol songs that are good.

He said: "Then next week! The specific time will be discussed."

After ten o'clock, the roommates said in the group one after another that they would come back after delivering the order in hand, and trouble him to make something to eat.So, he went to the kitchen to make supper, Su Hao asked loudly: "Brother-in-law, what are the people who live with you doing?"

"The takeaway riders are all fierce, so be careful."

He made ten cheese crab stick rice balls, and then started to stir-fry spicy lobster tail.

In fact, his cooking skills are mediocre, but he can learn by following the recipes.Stir-fry onion, ginger and garlic, hot pot base ingredients, and Pixian bean paste until fragrant, add blanched lobster tail and other seasonings, and stir-fry over high heat.

As soon as the supper was out of the pot, Sanwa came back.

He sealed the cotton shoes into the shoe cabinet, met Fan Xi's gaze, took them out again, and put the socks on the radiator in the living room to bake.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Sanwa roared roughly, and went straight to Suhao who occupied the entire sofa.The heavy steps brought the tall and mighty body closer step by step, creating a sense of oppression.

Su Hao hesitated, and hurriedly got up to give up his seat, without the momentum of insulting female players in the game not long ago: "Hello, big brother, Fan Xi is my brother-in-law, and I am his brother-in-law."

"Xiao Fan, come here!" Sanwa lay on the sofa and yelled, "Who allows you to take people back casually? You will pay for things lost?"

Fan Xi took out the cooling oil that he had prepared from his apron pocket, and applied it on his nose, then walked out of the kitchen, and said with a smile, "He will only live for two days, and he will move when he finds a job. Try not to cause trouble to everyone."

"Why don't you bother?" Sanwa raised her thick eyebrows. "It was crowded enough for three people to live in. I saw that you are thin and can cook, so I took you to share the rent. Forget it this time, don't have a next time."

He lay there like a fallen Eiffel Tower.Su Hao stood at the side, not daring to vent his breath, silent like a pile of pork that had just been slaughtered, suppressed his cough from time to time, and had initially grasped the power of chemical weapons.

"Okay brother, it's because I didn't think carefully." Fan Xi smiled all over his face.

"Thank you, brother." Su Hao also muttered, rubbing his nose.

Not long after, the eldest baby and the fifth baby came back, and they did the same thing, and put the sweaty socks on the heater to bake.The three of them sat side by side on the sofa, crossed their legs, and slightly spread their toes to increase their attack power.

"Eat slowly, I'll clean up the kitchen." Holding his breath, Fan Xi brought over the food and a few cans of beer, then hid in the kitchen and slowly cleaned the pot, humming a song.

"Brother-in-law, I'll help you, hehe." Su Hao also followed, his eyes were red from the smoke.He said he was helping, but he just stood by the window, opened the window, and took a deep breath after getting close.

At this time, Sanwa yelled in the living room: "That brother-in-law, come and have a drink together!"

Su Hao even said no, he was not hungry.Sanwa's face darkened slightly: "You're quick, come here if you're told, don't you want to save face?"

Fan Xi laughed wildly in his heart, and urged in a low voice: "Go quickly, he has a very violent temper, be careful to beat you up."

Su Hao had no choice but to drag his feet, and returned to the living room unhappily, and said with a dry smile: "Brothers, let's open the windows for a while to ventilate?"

"Open the window in winter? Isn't the food blowing cold? Come here, what are you afraid of?" Sanwa got up and dragged him to sit between herself and Dawa, her two big feet raised like two mortars, Facing him from left to right.

"I'm not afraid, ahem—" Su Hao held up the beer and laughed, which was uglier than crying.

"This brother is chubby and cute. Hey, your nostrils are up to the sky, don't you choke when it rains?" Sanwa roughly pinched his face with the hand that had just touched his feet, "like dough Yes, you guys come too."

The three brothers began to talk about the mountains, pushing glasses and changing glasses, and it was very lively.Fan Xi peeked out from time to time, and saw Su Hao sandwiched between two strong men, in a trance, his eyes rolled white several times.

If the sweaty feet in summer are like sharp knives, then in winter, they turn into heavy punches, constantly beating your respiratory system and bringing lasting dull pain.The six socks baked by the old-fashioned radiator bring another kind of soft but profound impact, which goes straight to the heart.

When it was time to go to bed, Fan Xi laid out the sofa for Su Hao to sleep on, but Sanwa put his arms around the latter's shoulders and said to him: "You sleep outside, I want to continue chatting with your brother-in-law."

"That's good." He took out his bedding, smiled and watched as his brother-in-law was surrounded by three big men and pushed to the bedroom.

"Ho Ho, no need, I'll just sleep on the sofa—"

"Don't give me face? Look down on me?"

"No, hey, brother-in-law, brother-in-law—"

Bang, the door shut tightly.

Sanwa was very considerate, and sealed the shoes and socks in advance.After a short period of ventilation, the air in the living room returned to freshness, while the sound of Su Hao's cough could be faintly heard from the bedroom.

Fan Xi turned off the light, lay down on the sofa, and breathed a long sigh of relief. The "Powerful Cat" was still awake, and asked him if the method worked.He replied: "Right now, he is probably already in high spirits. Go to bed early, don't stay up late for middle-aged people, it will hurt your health."

Da Neng Mao: "I am in good health, and my wife agrees."

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