private island

Fan Xi slowed down, and immediately shouted: "I saw it! The eyes are yellow! The tail is black and long!"

"What is it?" Guan Sheng's eyes widened in shock, and when he looked above his head, there were only layers of thick green.

"I don't know, I only see the eyes and tail." Fan Xi shook his head slowly, his eyes were confused and frightened, "However, its eyes are very big, almost as big as a human's!"

"People also have big eyes and small eyes, and the difference can be doubled."

"Normal size, as big as mine." Fan Xi frowned, trying to extract more information from the glance just now, "By the way, have you seen "Alien"? Its tail is the same as that of Alien! Black, Thin and long, do you think it could be an alien creature?"

"Don't guess." Guan Sheng's face changed slightly, and he glanced up again.

"I feel that it is observing me and weighing my weight."

"It's loose, its attack power is not strong now, let's go." He picked up the fans who were still immersed in fear, and the latter murmured "I don't think it's loose".

Back on the open sandy beach, the light becomes stronger, and the mood is suddenly relieved.At this time, Fan Xicai said that he was in some pain, Guan Sheng lifted up his torn T-shirt, and immediately frowned.

A definite heartache struck like a heavy punch.

There was a large bruise on his slender back, two bloody gashes were pierced by stones, and the back of his head was also swollen.He smiled lightly and said it was all right, it would not affect the labor.

"You rest, I will dig shells by myself."

Guan Sheng first helped Fan Xi disinfect the wound, and then combed his hair.He put on his sunglasses, threw off his shoes, and headed to the sea with his tools.He felt that Fan Xi was watching him, so he took steps gracefully.

After eating something, they discussed whether to dig a trap and catch the guy.Since it can climb trees, ordinary traps cannot trap it.It is too dangerous to put sharp objects such as sharpened branches at the bottom, because both they and Shuaidai may accidentally fall into it.

"One more thing, it's still safe and sound. We are afraid of it, and it is also afraid of us." Guan Sheng analyzed, "If it is not caught and annoys it instead, I am afraid it will be retaliated against."

Fan Xi nodded in approval, and muttered, "Its tail is so flexible, it seems to be quite delicious."

Guan Sheng picked up a handful of sand and played with it, staring at the only fan and frowning in thought.This kid is too thin, he should supplement nutrition.Soon, he made a decision: "Then catch it! How dare you scare you, can someone like me, who loves me, bear it?! Have you ever made a trap?"

"I did, in "My World", hehe." After finishing speaking, Fan Xi stuck out his tongue playfully, even though it was ordinary, it was moving.

The sound of Guan was suddenly cute, and he licked his lips unconsciously.With such a vicious tongue, he couldn't think of anything to complain about at the moment, he just thought it was cute.

"Let's think about it... I did it once in a reality show. It was to catch voles. I didn't catch them. They were tied up after the show crew. Alas, there isn't even a single mouse on this shitty island." He took the parachute rope and a few branches, gestured thoughtfully, and quickly built a model, which was the most basic rope trap.

"Ah, I understand." Fan Xi understood the principle, and the two acted immediately, arriving at the place where excrement was found.This shows that it may still pass by here.

They made a wooden wedge, drove it deep into the ground, found a slender tree, and tied the branches with parachute cords.Guan Sheng held the rope like a tracker, and pulled it hard, while Fan Xi commanded: "It's bent, Brother Sheng, it's already very bent...Okay, okay, if you bend it again, it will break."

This series of "bends" made Guan Sheng feel hot in his chest, sweat all over his body, and was quite irritable, as if he had been exposed in public for some shameful scandal.

He attached the rope to the stick, caught it in the groove of the wooden wedge, so that it formed a structure similar to an old-fashioned latch, and tied a trigger knot.When there is touch and vibration, the overall balance is broken, and the little tree will bounce straight, lifting or dragging the guy who fell into the trap.

After arranging everything, he carefully put a piece of snail meat in the middle of the noose, and used leaves to sweep away the footprints of the two while stepping back.Fan Xi held his breath and gave him a thumbs up.

In the evening, there is movement!

A handsome bark came from the forest, reminding them that something had been caught.With their hearts hanging in their throats, the two rushed over one after the other, only to see a furry yellow creature tied by its hind legs, hanging from a tree, swinging on a swing and barking.Fan Xi heaved a sigh of relief and chuckled.

"Stupid!" Guan Sheng rescued his dog son, "The dog has horns, making a fool of himself."

After rearranging the noose, he took his cute pets and fans to the cave to spend the night.

That night, he did not wake up the injured Fan Xi.He sat at the entrance of the cave, staring at the hazy and majestic figure of the Sun God Stone, and stood guard all night alone.

Fan Xi observed the surroundings vigilantly, just in case, he held the whistle in his mouth, and then opened the banana leaf.

The cocoa beans that have been fermented for four days have turned brown and are emitting the sour smell of old insoles.Undoubtedly, he failed again.It represents the heart of secret love, how can it smell like insoles?

Not reconciled, he tried to peel the cocoa beans out of the viscous liquid, threw one into his mouth, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the taste was much better than last time!Although it is still sour and bitter, it has added three points of mellowness.

In the afternoon, he brought the dried beans back to the beach, went to the bathroom while the pipes sounded, and fried them on the fire.As soon as the cooked beans were hidden, Guan Sheng came back and asked, "Little porridge, do you want to see the birds?"

He froze for a moment, moved his gaze down involuntarily, and muttered: "Don't make such a dirty joke."

"I mean, go and see that nest of little birds." Guan Sheng smiled teasingly, "Who are we wretched?"

For a while, Fan Xi was too embarrassed to speak, feeling that he was really lonely.When I hear a bird, I immediately think of a dick, and immediately think of an entangled body, and the image in my mind changes from a jpg to a gif.The imagination of a lonely person can only make such a leap forward at this level.

I found the big tree, but I didn't hear the chirping of the chicks.The bird's nest has been overturned, and the branches are dead.The fluff of young birds and the gorgeous tail feathers of several large birds were scattered on the ground.

"It was that guy who fucked up." Guan Sheng gritted his teeth.

Natural selection, there is no distinction between good and evil, but Fan Xi still felt a pang of sorrow in his heart.It is rare to meet a trace of beauty, but it is cruelly deprived of it by the laws of nature.No way, their nests are too low and too conspicuous.

He picked up a feather of the big bird, which did its best to protect the child.Thinking of his parents, his eyes became hot, and he hurriedly pressed his hands on them.A gentle hand embraced him and rubbed his head.It's so rare that such a vicious man didn't tease him.

He buried his face in the man's shoulder, choked up and said, "Brother Sheng, I want to go home."

"I think so too. Someone will come to save us." Guan Sheng hesitated, but finally hugged him tightly, "I've worked hard for so long, it's impossible for me to die of old age on an isolated island. Fate won't play tricks on me like this."

"What if no one ever comes?"

"Then we'll go out to sea again, wherever we go."

Fan Xi sniffed, hummed for a moment, broke away from his arms and scratched his head in embarrassment.The feeling of embracing each other is so wonderful, and if he continues to hug, he is afraid that he will not be able to help but throw him down.

"Oh, your clothes are all wet from your crying." Guan Sheng glanced at the water mark on his shoulder, and met his apologetic red eyes, "If you want to continue crying, I can also lend you the other shoulder."

He blushed, played with the feathers and said no.

They all understand that setting sail again is just a blank check for self-comfort.Having seen the immensity of the sea and the ferocity of sharks, his ignorant and fearless stupidity has long been extinguished, and it was a fluke to land on the shore alive.

It's just that they need this sense of purpose to anesthetize themselves.The raft parked on the beach has become a totem-like existence.

Back at the beach, Fan Xi gently put the feathers in the travel guide, staring at the sea sullenly.

Guan Sheng made himself a handsome hairstyle, and deliberately waved it in front of him, but he didn't seem interested either.If I had known it earlier, I would not have proposed to see Xiaoniao. I originally wanted to please him.

"Still sad?" Guan Sheng squatted in front of him, raised the corners of his mouth, "I thought of a new game, do you want to play it? You take out your belt first."

"Need to take off your pants?" Before he could react, Guan Sheng had already started to move his hands and feet, unbuttoning his sports shorts and pulling the straps away.

"Do you know how to turn flower rope?" Guan Sheng wrapped his hands around his trouser belt, hooked his slender fingers left and right a few times, and stretched them out in front of him, "Come on."

Fan Xi blinked and thought for a while, then took out a "handkerchief" and said with a smile, "It's your turn."

"Let me turn over some noodles," Guan Sheng said while moving, "Oh, I really want to eat noodles with fried sauce. My mother makes delicious ones. The yellow sauce is from Qianmen Liubiju, and the sweet noodle sauce is from Tianyuan Sauce Garden in Xidan. The yellow sauce has to be boiled with mushroom water, and the diced meat is mixed in fat and thin. You can't use ready-made meat stuffing, you have to cut it by hand..."

"Stop talking, I'm so hungry." Fan Xi licked his lips, hooked the rope with his little finger, "Watch me turn a cow trough for you."

"Beef is also delicious." Unknowingly, the sound of the pipe got closer and closer.He stared deeply at the person close at hand, his eyes were so hot that he almost burned a hole in the other person.Fingers touched each other, splashing a warm spark.

When the tips of their noses almost collided, Fan Xi glanced at him, then quickly lowered his eyes.The slightly trembling fingers lost their size and messed up the rope.

As a result, Guan Sheng's heart also became chaotic, his lower abdomen became hot, and shameless evil thoughts emerged one after another.

He took a half step back, slowly straightened the rope, and rewound it around his hand.Fan Xi pondered for a few seconds and pulled out a "big bridge" and smiled at him.So unremarkable, yet so cute.

He was sure he was moved.Isolated from the world, lonely, confused... No matter what the reason is, he is tempted by another human being on the island.

If the fan in front of him is not a karate instructor, he really wants to jump over and do something reckless, like a mysterious creature jumping on the nest of birds.But he imagined the situation in which he was killed, and his worries about shame overwhelmed his desire.

He is saving face.

He could feel Fan Xi's panic, and he was confident that he could sublimate their revolutionary friendship.Just like back then, he was sure that he would win the championship, become famous, let his parents live a good life, let his younger brother go to study abroad, and make his relatives who gave him cold eyes regret it.

It's not that he hasn't been tempted, and he has seen countless beauties.Therefore, he was distracted, yet exceptionally sober.He knew that his career was everything to him.In the world he lives in, everyone pushes against the wall. Except for this accident, he does not allow other accidents in his life. I don't know how many people are greedy for his resources and extravagant endorsements.

Therefore, the most perfect state is to be together on the island, and everyone outside the island is safe.Returning to normal life, they are still good buddies, and he will try his best to compensate financially.

"Brother Sheng?" The fans who were being lusted upon by him raised their hands in front of him.He smiled, hooked his fingers lightly on the rope, and deliberately looked at the other party eagerly, forcing Fan Xi to take the initiative to look away.

Guan Sheng decided that in order to avoid the embarrassment of being rejected (just in case, how could fans reject an idol's confession), he would talk to Fan Xi on April Fool's Day.If the other party is willing, then everything will come naturally.If it's disgusting, say it's a joke.

There is a limit to advance and retreat, and you can choose freely.

Perhaps the heavens have eyes, in order to ease their homesickness, let a coconut crab appear in the field of vision.They looked at each other in surprise, and they all jumped on it, smashing it to death with hammers and stones.

It is not as cute as the little bird, and it is very delicious, so no one has the slightest pity, but is excited.Its parents and brothers must have been terrified to death seeing this brutal scene.

Guan Sheng thought, in fact, human beings are as cruel as the guys hiding in the dense forest, and they only show mercy occasionally because of spiritual needs.Maybe in a certain corner at this moment, it is sniffing the orchids, and in turn scolds them for being ruthless.

But Guan Sheng still hated it, because it made his prospective boyfriend sad and fell hard enough.

When he was cooking crabs, Fan Xi excitedly brought a mushroom shaped like coral, saying that he would cook it by the way.

"This can't be eaten indiscriminately!" He immediately threw it aside and ordered Shuaidai not to pick it up.

Fan Xi said: "This is broom mushroom. It is delicious, crisp and tender. I often ate it when I was young."

"Are you sure?" Guan Sheng squinted at him, "If you get poisoned, you'll be belching."

"Very sure, it's really edible."

"Broom mushroom...that's an unlucky name." Guan Sheng was afraid that the mushroom would contaminate the crab, so he put it in last.After it was cooked, he took a sip suspiciously, his frowning brows slowly relaxed, and he took a few more mouthfuls.Fragrant and crispy, with the unique deliciousness of mushrooms, it is indeed delicious.

"Is it delicious?" Fan Xi asked with a smile.

He hummed for a moment, "Today is very lucky, there are big crabs, and there is a new ingredient."

"It would be great if there wasn't that monster." Fan Xi missed the nest of birds again, gnawing on the crab legs slowly, his face was reddened by the sunset, "Let's name it, call it 'Shit How about bulge?"

Guan Sheng could not understand.

"It means disgusting, in Qiandongnan dialect."

"Oh, my family calls nausea 'naoxin'." Guan Sheng curled his lips and shook his head, "The excrement is bloated, it's not loud enough, it might as well be called fucker, Tangshan people like to call it that."

Fan Xi covered his mouth and smiled: "Hot flash?"

"You speak Henan dialect...Tangshan, raise the final sound a bit."

"Okay, then it will be called a fucker from now on." Fan Xi's voice weakened, and he murmured, "This 'egg' is also to blame."

The author has something to say:

Starfish, please give it to Xinkeng "The Wolf Occupies the Magpie's Nest", thank you for your support!

Notice

Seeing the birthday gift prepared by the idol, the only fan was moved to tears