private island

The sky in November is light and lofty.The sparrows quarreled among the withered branches, but when Fan Xi opened the curtains to look, they stopped talking.

He looked away and plugged in his earphones.

This noise-cancelling headset is very expensive, and it costs more than a thousand after the discount. In terms of its single function, it is considered a luxury.At that time, in the product evaluation of the earphones, someone said: After wearing it, only you and the person who sings are left in the world for a moment.

With a thought, he gritted his teeth, and his desire to buy was like a burst of water, and he washed away the shopping cart like this.

He doesn't understand many music styles and genres, and he is not an audiophile. He only has a fever for a star named Guan Sheng.The commuting subway is always noisy, and the noise-canceling headphones shut off all the noise, allowing him to immerse himself in the idol's singing.

What he likes to listen to depends on what the pipe is singing.If a certain song incorporates jazz elements, he will think that jazz is like this, it sounds good, but he will not take the initiative to listen to other similar music.

When rap is added to a certain song, he thinks rap is good, but he thinks other people's rap is noisy.

Accompanied by music, Fan Xi browses part-time jobs online.

Two years after graduating from the Physical Education Institute, he has been teaching karate in the Children's Sports Club.He likes this job very much, but he still plans to take the teacher establishment examination next year.Being a primary school physical education teacher has been his dream since he was in elementary school.

Recently, the club was closed for upgrading and remodeling, and it resumed business only during the winter vacation.Suddenly, two more months of free time and two months less salary.

He went back to his hometown to accompany his parents for a while, and now he wants to find a temporary job to enrich his wallet and spend the rest of his time.

"If I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't be so boring... Where do you find other people's boyfriends? Claw machines?"

He murmured and moved the mouse, and on the page of the same city website, a job posting attracted his attention.A one-month security job, with a salary of 3 yuan including food, lodging and travel expenses, was required to accept going abroad, but did not say where to go.

"With such a high salary, shouldn't it be going to Syria?"

I chatted with the recruiter online, and it turned out that I was going to Australia.Sunny beach, blue sea and blue sky, food and accommodation included... Isn't this equivalent to free travel?

He immediately submitted his resume and made an appointment with the other party for an interview at a Starbucks.The job was dreamlike perfection, and he made up his mind that if any fee was charged, it would be a liar.

a few hours later.

Fan Xi looked at the young man on the opposite side of the small round table, his ten fingers holding the hazelnut latte were secretly tightened, his palms were full of sweat.

That's right, Guan Sheng's assistant!Absolutely!

On the pretext of sending back messages to his family, he found a picture of the idol and his assistant in the same frame, and quickly glanced at the other side for comparison in secret, confirming his guess.

He has been a fan of Guan Sheng for six years, accompanied him to grow from a young draft singer to a popular superstar, and he himself grew from a young student to a qualified screw.

Not to mention the idol's assistant, he can even recognize the idol's Shiba Inu named "Handsome" at a glance, because it has a small yellow spot on its left front paw.

When the assistant came to recruit bodyguards, it was self-evident who the boss was.

His heart suddenly swayed leisurely on the swing, and ripples appeared in his mind.He must get the job!One month is enough for him to reminisce for a lifetime.

"Sorry, wait a minute, there is still an interview today." The assistant smiled and glanced at his watch.He wears black-rimmed glasses and has gentle and gentle eyebrows.

Twenty minutes later, a burly social man walked into the shop with a coat on his shoulders. The tattoo on his back spread to the back of his neck covered with three layers of skin.After confirming the name, the assistant also bought him a cup of coffee.

"Thank you, I'm just thirsty." The tattooed brother swallowed violently, his facial features were distorted by the heat, and he still stretched his neck to swallow.

"Let me introduce the work first," the assistant said to Fan Xi and the tattooed brother, "My leader is going to Australia to visit relatives. By the way, I will go shopping and go surfing every day. It's not dangerous, but I still want to find someone to accompany me I'm afraid that some blind foreigner will cause trouble, so I can rest assured."

The tattooed brother smiled, and waved his hand: "It's no problem, there is that ignorant one, man, slap him on the wall with a slap, and you can't even pick it off!"

Seeing that his competitors are so positive and confident, Fan Xi also quickly said: "I'm fine, like splitting bricks with my bare hands. However, I'm not an impulsive person, and peace is the most important thing when I go out."

The assistant scanned his resume and asked, "Your major is physical education. During school, you were on the karate team, and you won prizes in national competitions... Karate is also divided into dans?"

Fan Xi nodded: "I started to practice sports karate in my freshman year. It has been six years now, and I have a second-degree black belt. Now I teach Jizhen style, and I also know some judo and taekwondo. I can't say it's very good. It's not a problem to fight two." He humbly blows a little bull B.Playing two refers to the same weight class.When I met Brother Tattoo with a neck as thick as his legs, I didn't dare to speak nonsense.

"Karate? Why do you practice little Japanese things? Look at me!" The tattooed brother stood up, narrowed his eyes slightly, twisted his wide hips and thick waist, waved his arms in the air, and his steps were unpredictable, "Hey! Double shape of tiger and crane, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!"

The girl at the next table was touching up her makeup, she was so frightened that she shoved her lipstick into her nostrils, and hurriedly changed her place.

Fan Xi raised his eyebrows, thinking that it was a baboon punch, so he picked up his coffee and hid back. Seeing the sound, the assistant also frowned and smiled wryly.

He took out his mobile phone to play the video, and said softly: "I won't show it, this is the video of my game, you can watch it."

The tattooed brother paid off and sat down, panting and asked: "By the way, it's winter, how can there be surfing at this time?"

The assistant looked down at the resume and seemed not to hear, so Fan Xi reminded in a low voice: "It's summer in Australia now."

After a while, the assistant raised his head and sipped his coffee and asked, "How is your English? Do you have any problems with basic communication?"

"My English is not bad," Fan Xi raised his head slightly, cleared his throat, and recited the speech script he prepared for the speech contest in high school, "I have a dream that one day this nation..."

The assistant smiled and looked at Brother Tattoo.

The latter frowned and stretched his thick eyebrows, and said after a long time, "I also have a dream... English, a little can."

After chatting for a while, the assistant told them to go back and wait for the notification.

After walking out of Starbucks, Fan Xi walked around the mall excitedly, recalling the details of the interview just now several times, and confirmed that it really happened, not a dream.His chest was almost bursting with anticipation, and it took him a long time to think of sharing it with his good friend.

Su Pan's scream came from the other end of the phone.

She yelled for a while, and coughed again and again with excitement: "Fan Xiaocong, you didn't lie to me, did you? Don't tease me! Can people choose you?"

"It's about the same. I also showed off my English. It's the one you helped me memorize in high school, Ihaveadream or something."

"Haha——" Su Pan burst out laughing, "Do people think you are too exaggerated?"

From the corner of his eyes, Fan Xi caught sight of the tattooed brother, who was shopping with an ice cream, and said softly, "Think of the best in everything. The elder brother who interviewed with me is much more flamboyant than me. He has both mantis and monkey fists."

Su Pan laughed again: "Then if I choose you, get me an autograph!"

"Sure, you and me one by one." He heard her coughing again, "Do you have a cold?"

"It's okay, I took the medicine just now. Let me know as soon as you have any news!"

Two days later in the morning, when he received the employment notice, Fan Xi was lazing on the bed in a daze.

He cheered, jumped up, prepared passport and other materials according to the assistant's requirements, and handed them over to the assistant to apply for a tourist visa.

After more than ten days, the visa was processed.Still in that Starbucks, he signed a labor contract and a confidentiality agreement.Asked about the role of the confidentiality agreement, the assistant named Fang Bo smiled mysteriously: "My boss is a celebrity, and he will know it when he sees you."

"Really? Oh my god, I'm so excited!" Fan Xi pretended to be surprised, and this foolish look that had never seen the world made the other party very useful.

"Haha, go home and pack your things, and leave next week."

Saying goodbye to Fang Bo, he went straight to the clothing section of the shopping mall.To get in close contact with idols, you must dress in a low-key yet stylish way, simple but not simple.

After buying a winter suit and some summer suits, he went to get a haircut.While waiting, he first told Su Pan that he was hired, and then took out the mini notebook that he carried with him, and briefly recorded:

Expenses: Mocha 31; lunch tonkotsu ramen 50; clothes 1250; haircut 32.A bit much, but worth it.

Random Thoughts: Today is the happiest day of this year. I am the happiest splash among thousands of "voices". I always feel like I am dreaming.

Memo: buy sunscreen; watch an Australian documentary; practice greetings when you see a pipe.

He starred the last memo, listening to the roar of the hair dryer in the store, and fell into one fantasy after another.

"Hello, Teacher Guan. I'm Fan Xi. I think you're great." After passing the security check, Fan Xi started rehearsing and shook his head, "No, it's too uncharacteristic. He won't remember me."

Looking at the night outside the terminal building, he said another way: "Hello, Mr. Guan, I am Fan Xi, and my friends call me Xiao Porridge, hahaha. I am a small splash in the thousands of voices, I think you are amazing... well, yes, and then I will compare likes like this."

He stretched out his thumb stiffly, feeling the muscles all over his body tightening, trembling, and becoming more and more cramped.A few years ago, Guan Sheng came to the school to shoot an MV when he first debuted. He had a brief contact with him once, and even said a word.

Of course, it is impossible for the other party to remember him.

This time, we must try our best to stay in the memory of the male god, so that the male god will think like this when he recalls the past in his old age: Oh, the bodyguard who went to Australia for vacation, he is not bad.

An hour later, Fang Bo called and asked Fan Xi if he had passed the security check.Then tell him not to sit and wait at the gate and come to the VIP lounge.Only then did he remember that his ticket was also in business class.

From a distance, Fang Bo waved to him, and his heart also trembled.He walked over quickly, followed Fang Bo, and turned into the business room in the VIP lounge.