International exchange

Chapter 6 Noisy Dormitory 1

Tang Yiqun went back to the dormitory to go to the bathroom after the swimming class, and when the urine that he had held in for a long time poured out, Tang Yiqun felt that there was nothing better than peeing in the world [prospect=w=].After tidying up the cabinets and desks in the dormitory, I cleaned the inside and outside of the dormitory again, and sat on the bed peacefully to read... Harmonious Books. After everyone in the dormitory came back, Lin Jinzhao still didn’t come to play with him, photographed by Tang Yiqun I patted my chest, okay, okay.

At this time, Lin Jinzhao was talking on the phone in A South 511.

"Yue Yue, you don't know that our foreign teacher's bastard is so scary, he forced me to talk to him." Lin Jinzhao held the phone to his ear, lying on the bed that was not too big, with his back resting on the cold iron bars On, feet lifted to the wall, extremely indecent.

"...is he gay?"

"No."

"Then why does he think you will agree to be with him?"

"I told you I was forced!"

"Die Lin Jinchao, I've been with you for so many years and still don't know your bastard. If you're not crazy, why would you date a boy?" Sun Yue held his forehead at the other end.

"Yue Yue...!" Lin Jinzhao wailed, "I told him I was gay."

"Hehe, you deserve it."

"Good brother, good buddy, you can't comfort me, my little heart is hurt, what? Tell me to die, Xiao Yueyue, don't you love me? It's so sad. It's all because of you. You didn't come to the summer camp with me. Caused me to be kissed by a man... What? It's better to be fucked by a man? Sun Yue, you bastard, I want to break up with you..."

"Arguing, you are so noisy, what I want is what I want, I don't love you at all! Hurry up and break up the relationship immediately!" Sun Yue felt that the veins on his forehead had bulged, and he was harassed by the man on the strange phone recently. Yes, the Er Huo who grew up together went to a summer camp and bothered him with the phone? !I'm going to smash the phone!

"...I'm just kidding dear, am I wrong?" Lin Jinzhao pouted into the air, and said a loud "boo"

What kind of art can create a creature like Lin Jinzhao? God, is your brain fed to dogs?Sun Yue was about to imitate Lin Jinchao's emphatic wailing, and recalled the wonderful first encounter more than ten years ago.My day, how cute Chaochao was back then. He wasn’t noisy at all. He was fair-skinned, small and big-eyed. When we met for the first time, he shyly said, “Hi, my name is Lin Jinchao.”…Damn shy Shy!What is shyness?Shyness is something that would never appear on Lin Jinchao.

Ever since I was a child, whenever I ran into trouble, I would just run to find myself, I'm not your mother!The greatest joy of Lin Jinzhao's life is that he is keen on pretending to be gay. After scaring a man, he will keep being cool and cool... Sometimes the coolness is not enough and he will run over to show off, but in fact he is a straight guy who can't No matter how straight a straight man is, you little slut will be targeted by men one day if you play like this!

Bitch, slut, slut... Sun Yue is a well-educated medical student, so of course he couldn't yell at Lin Jinzhao like this.In fact, he also knew that if he yelled at him, this bastard would definitely harass him on the phone for a month and propose a series of unequal treaties before he would give up. Therefore, the well-educated medical student said: "Be good at Chao Chao, isn't it? Just being kissed by a man will not lose a piece of meat, and I will buy delicious food to see you in two days." Sun Yue was very upset when he heard the bitch on the other end laughing happily, and wished that lovely man a speedy Bring the forest monster out of my world (^o^)/I can't bear this kind of fried hair, cute and disgusting attributes, God will bless your cute man =w=

"The more the better, I want to eat Bijiaxiang's Orleans Chicken Chop Rice..." chattered endlessly.

"Stop! Your dear Yueyue is going to write a report. Don't call me for the next two days or your food will go to waste, Understand?" Sun Yue sighed.

Lin Monster obediently responded: "Okay."

After hanging up the phone, Monster Lin felt very empty, so he went to play with Tang Yiqun.

With a "bang", not only Tang Yiqun, but the entire dormitory was frightened by this sudden and earth-shattering way of visiting.Lin Jinzhao looked at Tang Yiqun and his friends in astonishment, expressed his satisfaction, and showed a smile to express his feelings. At the moment, Tang Yiqun, who was sitting on the bed, was terrified because he didn't know how to deal with a mental illness...

Lin Nervous generously greeted everyone in the dormitory and introduced himself: "My name is Lin Jinchao and I live in the dormitory opposite you."

"It's a pleasure to meet you, my name is Su Jinhao."

"I have admired you for a long time, you are the dormitory head of this dormitory."

"Huh? How do you know? Why don't I know?"

"It's written on the dormitory schedule on the door."

"Ah - I don't want to be the head of the dormitory!"

"I am Yucheng..."

"I'm Chen Qiyu..."

"I'm Zhang Yuanfang..."

"I'm Gu Xueqi..."

When Zhou came to Tang Yiqun, Lin Jinzhao shouted, "Brother Tang!"

...Don't be surprised, okay?Who is your cousin? Why does this damn child like to misidentify relatives so much... Tang Yiqun hugged the pillow to comfort his frightened self, cursing angrily in his heart.Lin Nervous sat down next to Tang Yiqun in a familiar way: "Brother, are you happy that I came to play with you? Are you lonely when I didn't come just now?"

"...I don't like boys." Tang Yiqun said sullenly.

"I don't like it either." Lin Jinzhao didn't care anymore, as long as this kind of matter was clarified, "Don't be nervous, I'm a very good person, I'm very sad today, so you came to comfort me alone, so I I’m so touched to repay my gratitude.”

"Then can you put me to sleep?"

"=w=Brother, don't you dislike boys? I won't sleep with you."

Tang Yiqun: "..."

The author has something to say: Lin Jinzhao’s dickish nature is exposed =w= Actually, this is a story about a fake straight man breaking up a fake gay... TT everyone, please don’t be careless and bookmark it, I will work hard.