International exchange

"What is that?" The appearance of a child, the voice of a child.

"My surname." The voice seemed to be from another world, and the face blurred by time.

Lin Jinzhao suddenly opened his eyes, and what a dream he had!Actually dreamed that people from more than ten years ago can't even remember their appearance! ... In other words, I can't remember what that person's surname is... It seems to be four characters... What is it... Damn I don't want to be sick and want a foreign man's surname early in the morning! !

...I always feel that something good is going on today?

Duan Nianchen floated over lasciviously from a distance: "Today, Yaoyao, we are going to have a big meal."

Damn right, how did I forget that we are going to have a big dinner today!It's someone else's treat!I'm pretending to be a girl in exchange for a big meal!It's hard to come by!ah!ah!Lin Jinzhao pretended to be innocent, and lazily raised his hand: "Short joke, help Ai get up." Duan Nianchen: Queen Mother, you were still the emperor a few days ago, what happened in the middle? !Then he patted his thigh very dog-leggedly, and said in a sharp voice: "Hey." Then he helped Lin Jinzhao, sent him to the balcony respectfully, and helped him get a toothbrush and squeeze the toothpaste, but was cast aside by the dormitory next door.

Hua Yu brushed his teeth, slurred his speech, and gave Lin Jinzhao a thumbs up with one hand: "Thanks to you, Emma, ​​did you see yesterday, a large area, both male and female, were defeated by you Underneath the blue and white striped underwear covered by the maid skirt!" Lin Jinzhao sprayed all the water on the window sill with a "poof".

... Fuck the maid skirt is enough, why do you even have to tell the color of the panties! !Is that what I want to wear? !Don't think I don't know that you were wearing black and pink alternating lace panties yesterday!

Meng Yuan rinsed his mouth and spit out the water: "Well, most of it is your effort anyway, Jingming was frightened by you yesterday, and entangled with your gender while dancing."... I can understand this sentence For boasting!prize!? !Lin Jinchao said to Chen Jingming expressionlessly: "Come with me to the bathroom." Chen Jingming shivered, walked behind Meng Yuan pretending to be calm, and waved his hands: "No, no, I know you are A real man and a pure man." Lin Jinzhao smiled like a flower.

"After all, we don't have to go to class today, everyone is happy." Duan Nianchen wiped his face with a towel, and grabbed Lin Jinzhao into his arms, "The teacher treats guests, sister Susan is also going ╮(╯▽╰)╭ It seems that sister Pei is also going ?”

The other four: ("▔□▔)/why?! Why?! Tellmewhy?! Why is Pei Yi going too?!

Duan Nianchen sighed: "Sister Pei told Qiao Sen that she is the program planner who has provided huge material and financial resources for the program, and she needs rewards. The reward is to accompany us to go."

Everyone pretended not to hear and scattered like birds and beasts.

What a painful realization it was for Pei Yi to change from a goddess to an SM queen in their hearts!Ah, if I say too much, I will cry!Lin Jinzhao is having a headache again, and after thinking about it, it's not right, I'm a good friend with Qiao Sen now, bah, it's not right, a good friend, I'm afraid of shit!Fuck, now I have a feeling that my backing is too big and cheating, it can't be better!

When the bell of "Onemorenight" rang, the whole dormitory looked at Lin Jinzhao with the eyes of a showman.Holy crap I was terrified! !What's the matter with this song? My sister likes it very much. I think it's also good. What do you all mean? !The corner of Lin Jinchao's mouth twitched, and he said, "Why? Do you have an opinion?"

Everyone shook their heads, lowered their heads and sniggered.

Lin Jinzhao: ...

Lin Jinchao snorted noblely and coldly, and answered the phone.

"Lin?" Qiao Sen's voice.

"Qiao Sen..." Lin Jinzhao called loudly on purpose, attracting crowds of onlookers, "╮(╯▽╰)╭ Can you call me Jinzhao? After all, there are many people with the surname Lin. "

Duan Nianchen waited for the opportunity to send a text message: Sister Pei, let me tell you an amazing news that the two of them are dating! !

Pei Yi: GJ! !

But Duan Nianchen felt very puzzled, what happened, didn't Yaoyao sneak away when he saw the teacher before?At this time, Lin Jinzhao held his mobile phone and shouted excitedly: "Qiao Sen, are you coming to pick us up? How embarrassing!" Then he turned his head and smiled charmingly at his roommate, then turned his head back and yelled at the other end very fast. Said: "Wait for us for 10 minutes, we are fast, revolutionary comrades, hurry up, there is a big meal ahead!!!"

Everyone: (☆_☆)

Everyone quickly stripped their bodies and changed into [slightly] clean clothes, smiled enchantingly at the dormitory next door, and left together.

...It really wasn't that the whole family didn't enter a door, the people in the dormitory next door looked disgusted.