Ninja Village Collapses Daily [Comprehensive]

01.

Fifteen nights.Mid-autumn moon.

Naruto was woken up by a woman's roar, and then the quilt was thrown back roughly.

"Murderous!" Naruto jumped up from the bed and shouted.

"What's the matter! You're still lying in bed at this age!" A red-haired woman growled at him.

Naruto was stunned for a moment, then immediately covered his breasts with a quilt (???), and asked nervously, "You, who are you? Why are you at my house?"

"Are you still pretending to be stupid?" the red-haired woman said with a sneer, holding her chest, "Are you starting to rebel? Do you believe that I will throw you out now?"

Naruto was still at a loss, then the door was pushed open, Namikaze Minato came in and grabbed the red-haired woman's arm, and smiled apologetically, "Nana, calm down." Then he turned to Naruto and said, "Naruto, it's not right Your mother apologizes!"

"Mom?" Naruto repeated blankly.

But the red-haired woman, Uzumaki Kushina, didn't give him time to react. He was put on clothes, sent out to buy melons, fruits and rice dumplings, and then stuffed into a bamboo basket to let him go Pick some wild flowers from the forest.

So Naruto walked out the door with a basket in his left hand and a bag in his right.

How is this going?

When I met Kakashi on the bridge, Naruto ran over and asked, "Mr. Kakashi, I met someone who claimed to be my mother at home!"

Kakashi drooped his eyes and said, "What's wrong with you, are you rebellious again?"

"Ah?" Naruto said, "My mother! My mother!"

Kakashi looked at Naruto with pitiful eyes, "Wouldn't you be fooled by Mrs. Kushina?"

Naruto was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "How do I feel... Am I in a monthly reading?"

"What is that... oh, the illusion of the Uchiha clan?" Kakashi asked.

Speaking of Uchiha, Naruto realized that...there seemed to be more people wearing tuanfan clothes on the street. What is going on?

"Couldn't Mr. Kakashi know?" Naruto asked, "Don't you have a Sharingan?"

"What?" Kakashi asked, "You haven't woken up yet, my surname is Hatake, not Uchiha... Ah, Dad, are you out shopping too?"

Naruto turned his head and saw an unknown silver-haired ninja walking towards this side with a basket, "Kakashi, you're being lazy again."

"Let me take a break during this rare holiday, Dad." Kakashi said.

Naruto froze again.

Kakashi's father's words...was it Shirato Konoha?Didn't he die early?

"Well, come home tonight, your mother made a bunch of things." Hatake Sakumo said.

"Okay." Kakashi said.

Is this an illusion?Or... Naruto felt that his brain was very confused.

Immediately afterwards, he saw Sasuke, Itachi and an unknown Uchiha ninja walking over, talking and laughing.

"Yo, Naruto!" Sasuke greeted with a smile, and the two people around him also nodded.

"Good morning, Naruto."

"morning."

"Good morning," Naruto said, "Sasuke, Itachi."

"Why didn't you say hello to me?" asked the ninja with the round nose over there.

"Ah, hello." Naruto asked.

"Hahaha, people obviously don't want to say hello to you, Shisui, yet you force them to say hello to you." Sasuke said with a smile.

"Cut." Zhishui said.

Well, it seems that everyone is doing well, as if nothing happened.

Then Naruto calmly watched Orochimaru fishing leisurely by the river, Xiaonan selling handicrafts on the street, Uzumaki Nagato and Tendo Payne were shopping, Jiraiya and Sandai Hokage were laughing and talking about something...

Then he turned a corner and saw Neji on the bridge over there.

He stood on the wooden bridge, the river was very gentle, the sky was bright and cloudy.There are flowering trees over there, gently falling orange petals.I couldn't see his expression clearly from a distance, only the fluttering traces of his kimono were as soft as flower petals.

He was talking to the person next to him. He was a tall man with a similar appearance to Neji. It should be Neji's father Hinata Hizashi whom he had never met.

Naruto hesitated for a while, not knowing whether he should go up or not.

If it was another world, would he and Neji...

"Naruto!" Neji yelled loudly.

... Who cares, just run over and talk!

When Neji came to his father, Hinata Hinata looked at Naruto with scrutiny, "You must be Naruto Naruto."

Naruto froze for a moment, then said, "Yes, Uncle."

"The strength is not bad." Hinata Hinata said, "I originally disagreed with the matter between you and Neji."

Naruto:……

Oh...it turns out that he and Neji are also hehehe in this world...

"Father." Ning Ci whispered.

"But since you are sincere and have experienced a lot together, it would be too unhuman to blindly want to separate you." Hinata Hinata continued.

"Thank you uncle." Naruto said.

"I have already communicated with Minato, but Kushina doesn't know about it?" Hinata Hinata said.

"Uh, it should be." Naruto didn't know if Kushina knew about it_(:3∠)_

Hyuga Hizashi seemed to remember something terrible, his face changed, and he said, "In short, the two families will celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival together tonight, you and Minato should not be broken by Kushina..."

……

Is his mother so scary...

Ning Ci coughed lightly.

"I left beforehand, so I won't bother you two young people." Hinata Hinata said, then he nodded at Neji, turned and left.

Neji looked at Naruto, and then asked, "Uzumaki Naruto?"

"Ah, yes!" Naruto said immediately.

"It's you." Neji said.

"Huh..." Naruto also came to his senses, "You are also Neji over there."

Ning Ci nodded, and took the bag from his hand, "...everyone is alive."

"Ah. That's right." Naruto said after being startled.

The two stood on the bridge for a while.

"I don't know if it's some kind of conspiracy, but I always feel..." Naruto closed his eyes and said, "I want to continue...At least let's get through today."

"Well. Today is the famous Mid-Autumn Festival." Ning Ci said.

"Mid-Autumn Festival... a day for family reunion."

02.

Naruto and Neji bought things together, and then went to the forest to pick the wild flowers Kushina wanted.

"The current Hokage is Obito Uchiha. I asked my father, and it is roughly like this. Hiruzaru Sarutobi will be your father after he leaves office, and Obito Uchiha will be your father after he leaves office." Neji said, " His wife is Rin Nohara."

"Eh? The girl Kakashi-sensei killed?" Naruto asked.

Ning Ci nodded.

"It looks like Kakashi-sensei is still single." Naruto couldn't help laughing.

"And you and I in this world are still lovers." Neji said.

Naruto couldn't help touching Neji's face with his hands, Neji closed his eyes, Naruto saw him cooperate so much, and kissed him directly, and Neji also responded.The two of them kissed and felt ♂ coming ♂, Naruto licked his lips and was about to say something, but then he was slapped on the ground by Neji's palm.

Naruto cried, "Ningji."

"We are underage." Ning Ci said, straightening up his clothes solemnly.

"Obviously an adult!" Naruto complained loudly.

"He's a minor here," Ning Ci said.

"Ningji is so strict..." Naruto continued to cry.

"Alright." Neji extended his hand to Naruto, "Get up."

Naruto directly grabbed Ning Ci's hand and pulled it hard. Ning Ci was caught off guard and fell to the ground. Then Naruto turned over and pressed down, and started laughing, "You've been tricked!"

Neji thought for a while, then reached out and scratched Naruto's armpits.

"Hahahaha Ningci, please don't do this hahahaha..."

So the two rolled into a ball (hey).

After completing the task assigned by Kushina, Naruto and Neji wandered the streets for a while.

Konoha in this world is too peaceful.

Naruto and Neji stood on the rooftop, looking at Hokage Rock over there, the last one they didn't recognize should be Obito Uchiha.

The wind blows, a piece of peace.

03.

As soon as I got home, Kushina greeted me, "Naruto, I heard Minato said that you have a date? Which girl is it? It's really unreasonable to hide such a big thing from my mother... ..."

Naruto thought for a while, pointed to Neji next to him and said, "He."

Kushina: "...what?"

"Ningji, Hinata Neji." Naruto said, "My partner is male."

Kushina: "...what?"

Naruto thought about it again, kissed Neji directly on the cheek, and said, "That's it."

Kushina: "...Namikaze Minato, come over here!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh why was I the one to blame in the end! Wait a minute, wife, be gentle! Ouch! It hurts! I am the famous Fourth Hokage! Golden Flash! You...ah, I was wrong!..."

Suddenly there was a scream from inside.

Ning Ci looked at Naruto with lingering fear, and Naruto said dryly, "I'm laughing."

Ning Ci nodded even more with lingering fear, and then asked in a low voice, "Will your mother beat me up?"

"I don't know..." Naruto said, "This is the first time I've seen her!"

"kindness……"

"It should be fine." Naruto said uncertainly, "Dad shared her anger with her..."

Then the door was opened, and Kushina appeared in front of the two of them. The two swallowed at the same time. Kushina said to Neji with a smile, "Neiji, wait here now." Then he turned to Naruto, With a ghostly expression, "Naruto, come in!"

"Ah—Ya Butterfly—"

04.

Sudden Xiaobai's daily life.

But when she calmed down, she felt so warm that she wanted to cry.

05.

Finally, the two families enjoyed the moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival.

Melons, rice dumplings, all kinds of wagashi, chatting and laughing.

There is still a bruise on Namikaze Minato's face, but this does not affect his demeanor at all (...), because everyone is used to it (...).

Everyone knows the strange power of the Uzumaki clan.

No special words were said, trivial chats, ordinary everyday conversations, that's all.

After we broke up, Naruto wanted to sneak out to find Neji, but was caught by Kushina and stuffed directly into the bed.

Kushina didn't leave directly after stuffing Naruto in, but sat in front of the bed and said, "Naruto, mom was a little rough during the day."

"...is it just a little rough?"

"Huh? What did you say?" Kushina changed his face in a second.

"Ahaha, it's nothing, mom, go ahead and talk." Naruto hurriedly apologized.

"Well... Actually, it's nothing. I just couldn't accept it at first, but Neji's child is also very good. Alas, let Orochimaru and the others make you a child in the future. You said that you and Ningji are more important. How many children, boys or girls, will they be sent to ninja school in the future? It’s better to be a ninja, or Anbe, or I think the international mercenary organization Akatsuki is also very good..."

Naruto blushed, "Mom, Neji and I are underage."

"It's okay, it's adulthood, will it be far behind if you have children to send them to school?" Jiu Xinnai said.

Naruto: It makes sense, but I'm speechless.

After the two talked for a while, Kushina said, "Okay, go to sleep Naruto, I'm going to sleep too."

After she finished speaking, she got up and walked out the door.

"Mom." Naruto called.

"What's wrong?" Kushina asked.

"That..." Naruto hesitated, then said, "Can you give me a kiss before leaving?"

Jiu Xinnai couldn't help laughing, "He's such an old man, he still looks like a child."

"No." Naruto became self-willed, "I want a good night kiss, I want my mother to kiss me and say 'good night Naruto'."

"Okay, okay." Kushina said, "I really can't help you—" She walked to the bed and leaned over, her red hair brushed her cheeks, looking very gentle.

"Good night, Naruto," she said.

The voice was so gentle that it made Naruto cry.

"Good night, Mom," Naruto said softly, his voice trembling badly.

"What's wrong?" Kushina asked when she realized that Naruto's mood was wrong.

"No, it's okay..." Naruto couldn't hold back his tears.

"Hey..." Jiuxinna was stunned for a moment, "Why are you crying all of a sudden?"

"It's my mother who suddenly agreed with Neji and I. I couldn't be happier..." Naruto said directly, "Mom, get out soon..."

... If this continues, he will completely lose control of his emotions.

"You kid, what do you want to tell me and your dad?" Jiu Xinnai said with a frown.

"Okay." Naruto nodded vigorously.

Kushina kissed Naruto's forehead again before leaving.

Naruto closed his eyes, breathed hard, and calmed himself down.

06.

Open your eyes, outside is the bright moon of Mid-Autumn Festival.

Naruto lifted the quilt and sat up, and saw the Hokage Rock over there by the moonlight.

There is no belt soil, but there is an extra Kakashi.

I'm back.

He put on his shoes and went out, walked to the bedroom over there, Namikaze Minato was sound asleep, he went over and yelled, "Dad!"

"What!" Namikaze Minato asked, jumping up from the bed.

"I love you!" Naruto yelled.

"You're sick!" Namikaze Minato also yelled at him.

"...Hmm."

"Ah, son, I was wrong..." Namikaze Minato changed his face for a second, "I was suddenly woken up and couldn't turn my head... Ah, stop talking, it's disgusting..."

"Pfft dad, is there someone who comforts you so much?" Naruto couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha, I'm telling the truth." Namikaze Minato said, "Why are you yelling at me suddenly in the middle of the night?"

"It's just that I suddenly fell in love with you in the middle of the night and couldn't help myself." Naruto said.

"Pfft..."

"Okay, Dad, you can continue to sleep, I'll go outside for a walk." Naruto said.

"Be careful, don't meet bad people." Namikaze Minato yawned and went to bed again.

"The bad guys should be more careful." Naruto said so, and left the room.

Pushing open the door, the whole Konoha is bathed in the moonlight of Mid-Autumn Festival.

Then Naruto saw the person standing on the bridge over there.

It's Neji.

He walked there quickly, and Neji also walked towards him.

"...It seems like a dream." Ning Ci said.

"Ah, it's a dream." Naruto hooked his lips weakly and said, "They're still dead."

"They're all dead," Ning Ci said.

Neji is much worse than Naruto, at least Naruto's Namikaze Minato is still there, and Neji has no relatives here.

Then Neji hugged Naruto tightly.

"Fortunately we still have each other."

"...It's really a pleasure to be able to hug Neji all the time."

The two hugged even tighter.

"Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Naruto."

"Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Neji."

After a few seconds.

"Hey, Neji, we are not underage now..."

Neji: "..."

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The author has something to say:

A few points to explain:

1. Naruto didn't know Yahiko, so he thought it was Nagato and Tendo Payne (...)

2. Naruto is called Naruto Naruto here, and he follows his father's surname, so there is no need to conceal his identity.

By the way, Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone!Woohoo!