Ninja Village Collapses Daily [Comprehensive]

01.

The capital of the Kingdom of Wind.The fish pond contracted by Gaara.

……

I was wrong, it was a restaurant contracted by Master Kazekage.

Naruto: "I love Konoha Konoha loves me soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Kakashi: "..." What the hell is this.

"..." Gaara worked hard to connect with his own thinking for a while before he became coherent. He silently ignored Naruto's nagging, and then continued, "So, will Sasuke continue to take revenge on the upper Konoha in the future? ?”

This question, this is actually what Kakashi wants to know.

However, Naruto shouted sharply, "It's not revenge! Sasuke is for a better Konoha!"

Kakashi: "..." He really wanted to say, who are you fooling...

Although Gaara is a bit confused, but since Naruto said that, he listened to it, "...then, Sasuke will do it for a better Konoha, uh, I mean..."

"He won't be on Akatsuki's side." Naruto said, "But I won't intervene too much in his affairs." He paused, "What about you, Gaara?"

"I'm not sure if Sasuke will do anything to Hidden Sand Village." Gaara said very sincerely, "You also know that the relationship between me and him is barely maintained by relying on you, we can only do not kill each other."

"I'll tell Sasuke." Naruto said bluntly, "The next time you see Sasuke, just bypass it, and I'll let him bypass the people in Hidden Sand Village."

Kakashi really wanted to say "how can national affairs be such a joke", but how to say, listening to them being such a "kidney", suddenly felt a little envious.And with their identities, they can really do such seemingly ridiculous and irresponsible things.

Moreover, many people's "emotional actions" are really reckless and brainless emotional actions, and their "emotional actions" are based on a very rational basis.

Gaara pondered for a moment, then said, "I have to find a reason to deal with other Ninja Villagers."

"Yes, otherwise they will have doubts." Naruto said, he thought for a moment, and asked, "How is the sand hidden ninja's resistance to illusion?"

"Fair." Gaara replied.

"No." Naruto said, "Sand hidden ninjas should have a hard time resisting illusions, and illusion ninjas are the natural enemies of sand hidden ninjas."

"Okay." Gaara nodded, "I'll let them spread the news secretly, and then say... Sand hidden ninjas are very scared because of the arrival of Uchiha Itachi, and the interior is already relatively chaotic."

"It will be fine if they run away when they see Sasuke," Naruto said.

"Will this make a big fuss?" Kakashi couldn't help asking next to him.

Naruto looked at Kakashi with a smile, and said, "Mr. Kakashi, you are someone who has experienced ninja wars, so don't ask such cute new questions, okay?"

Kakashi froze for a moment, and his thoughts immediately expanded.

What if the other Ninja Village know that the sand hidden ninjas are very bad at resisting illusions?Now there is Akatsuki pressing on the head, if there is no Akatsuki, will they take advantage of this, and after confirming that the information is accurate, will they send a large number of phantom ninjas to Hidden Sand Village...to do something for their own benefit Woolen cloth?

Illusion-type ninjas are quite precious resources, and are generally controlled by the family. For example, Kuroyuki belongs to the traditional illusion family, and all members of the Yuhi family must serve Konoha.

If a large number of phantom ninjas are lost due to wrong information, then this will undoubtedly be a traumatic thing for Ninja Village.

Of course, the premise is that they must be convinced that Sand Hidden Ninjas are really not good at resisting illusions.

In this way, avoiding Sasuke is not only the purpose, but a more favorable evidence.

...So this is the plan of these two children?

Think of a lot of things that are beneficial to your own village in a moment.

Kakashi suddenly felt a little startled, children, are they still children?

"Mr. Kakashi, do you have any thoughts? I've been thinking about it since just now." At this moment, Naruto's voice sounded.

Kakashi paused and said, "There are some."

"Please tell me, Mr. Hatake." Gaara said.

Kakashi sighed from the bottom of his heart, and then said, "I suggest that you further strengthen the ability to resist illusions in private, but at the same time, take out some ordinary ninjas who cannot resist illusions."

Kakashi didn't say anything later, but the three people sitting here understood.

Let them be bait, let them win the trust of those ninja villages.

"Understood..." Gaara nodded, "Thank you Mr. Hatake for your guidance."

Kakashi nodded and said nothing.

"Then back to the question at the beginning, the composition of Akatsuki's members." Naruto said directly, "It is known that the leader is named Payne, code-named Zero, and his partner is Xiaonan, code-named Baihu, black and white, and is responsible for investigating information."

Gaara nodded.

Apparently these were messages directly from Sasuke.

"In addition, there is Uchiha Obito, who is aliased Uchiha Madara." Naruto said, "Has a kaleidoscope Sharingan, the person who killed my mother in the past and manipulated Nine Tails to attack Konoha. hand."

"How is Neji?" Gaara asked.

"It survived, and it seems to be stronger than me now." Naruto said.

Gaara nodded, and then he asked, "Who is Obito Uchiha?"

"I have to ask Kakashi-sensei." Naruto looked at Kakashi.

Kakashi took a deep breath and said, "It's my former companion."

"A traitor?" Gaara said to himself.

"He probably knew that I killed someone he liked," Kakashi said.

"Oh." Gaara said, after a few seconds he looked at Kakashi's gloomy expression, and then comforted him, "It's okay, who hasn't killed a few precious people?"

Kakashi: "..." Hey!

"That's right." Naruto said happily, "This is youth."

What kind of logic is this?What the hell is youth?

Kakashi felt a lot of pressure in the two metamorphosis.

The conversation between Naruto and Gaara came to an end, and then Naruto looked at Kakashi and said, "Back to the beginning, before the Chunin exam, we actually hesitated whether to tell Kakashi the truth, but you also You should know what you would do if you knew this at that time."

Kakashi nodded.

"It's not a question of trust or distrust, it's a question of stupidity or not." Naruto said, "We don't want Kakashi-sensei to be in a dilemma....Well, it's okay if you are in a dilemma or not. The thing, the point is that you might betray us...so we just hehehe..."

"You kid, don't say bad things in front of people." Kakashi shook his head and said.

"At least it's better than saying bad things after goodbye." Naruto said convincingly, "It shows that I have a clear conscience!"

"I think," Kakashi said, "it's better for you to feel guilty about speaking ill of the teacher."

"Don't worry about the details, Kakashi-sensei...ahem." Naruto said, "Then let's change the subject."

"It's such a blunt turning point..." Kakashi spit out and said.

02.

Orochimaru half-kneeled on the ground panting heavily.

In the battle just now, that guy Wan Snake let him go, and ran away after half of the fight, so he had to rely on his own strength to resist Shouhe.

He fought very hard, and the opponent was the top strength in the general sense, the tailed beast.

But it's just hard work. It's impossible for Shukaku to kill him. There are many ways for him to survive, and there are many ways for him to escape. Dragging Shukaku is mainly because he obeyed Kisame's words. Kisame's terrifying power He knew that Kisame would be able to take care of the Tailed Beast without Renzhuriki by his side in the near future.

Then Uchiha Itachi came over ahead of time, Nine Tails and Shukaku fled one after another, and Uchiha Itachi didn't catch up.Kisame went forward and called out, "Mr. Itachi."

"There's no need to fight, that's not the full body of the tailed beast." Itachi said.

"I know, but I thought I could hold back the tailed beast. Mr. Itachi and Sasuke took this opportunity to invade and capture Jinchuriki." Kisame said, "Mr. Itachi, didn't you go?"

"After all, the other party is Kyuubi, so I'm a little worried about you." Itachi said lightly, but he couldn't see much worry from his expression. After hearing this, Kisame was a little moved. Orochimaru didn't care about anything there. I didn't say anything, I just thought in my heart that he is really good at acting.

But sometimes it's true or not, who knows.

Then Uchiha Itachi went to the other side with Kisame, while Orochimaru half-kneeled on the ground and continued to pant. He actually didn't have much hands-on time now, and he preferred to squat in the laboratory for research rather than fighting.

Then a voice sounded above his head: "Oshemaru, you are so weak."

"Ha...it's Sasuke." Orochimaru said.

Uchiha Sasuke bent down, held Orochimaru's face with his hands, and carefully looked at his golden vertical pupils, his pale complexion and the blood at the corner of his mouth.

"...Really, it's so weak that I'm disappointed." He continued.

Orochimaru felt that it should be a bit humiliating to treat him like this. After all, he is one of the famous Sannin. He wanted to open Sasuke's hand, and then found that his two arms could not move because of the fight with Shuzuru just now. of.So he thought for a while, stretched his neck wittily, circled around and decisively left Sasuke's palm.

Sasuke: "...What kind of monster are you suddenly?"

Orochimaru suddenly felt an inexplicable grief dominate his mind, and he said angrily, "You know what? I've been wanting to say this to you for the past two years!"

Sasuke withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened, and said coldly, "I don't understand what you are talking about."

"I don't understand your uncle!" Orochimaru became even more indignant, "You took my style of painting astray and then you returned to a cold look. Is it appropriate for you to be so irresponsible?"

"Oh?" Sasuke looked at him lightly, "You mean, you make me responsible for you?"

Uchiha Itachi, who was talking to Kisame over there, turned his head silently.

Orochimaru suddenly felt like a thorn in his back.

"...Just pretend I didn't say anything." Orochimaru said.

"Then what do you want to say?" Sasuke asked.

"Hey, hey, Sasuke, don't go too far!" Orochimaru was angry.

"Let's go back first." Sasuke said again nonchalantly, "Take care of the injury, and we'll go make a fuss tonight."

"Okay." Orochimaru really lost his temper.

Sasuke ignored Itachi and Kisame, but walked directly into an inn with Orochimaru, of course using illusion to hide his identity.

As soon as Orochimaru entered the room to heal himself, he heard Sasuke say, "Do you think Uchiha Itachi is Konoha's undercover agent?"

Orochimaru almost vomited blood, "Can you please keep your voice down?!"

"Can you not be so surprised?" Sasuke asked.

"Okay." Orochimaru said, "You continue."

"I just said that." Sasuke said.

"...Well, let me think about it." Orochimaru said, "From my experience since I partnered with him, I can't tell that he is an undercover agent."

"He killed a lot of innocent people?" Sasuke asked.

"His mission failure rate is zero, oh yes, except for the one that caught Naruto." Orochimaru said.

"That time he probably did it on purpose, and today he did it on purpose." Sasuke said, "It's probably an undercover agent."

"Oh." Orochimaru said, "The problem is..."

"The question is, what is the point of him being an undercover agent?" Sasuke asked, "He has done a lot of outrageous things over the years, right?"

"This surprised me. I thought Sasuke would be more ruthless." Orochimaru said, "Zero must know about the fact that you let go of some children."

"It's just some children, he won't take it to heart." Sasuke said.

"But you were also a child back then." Orochimaru said.

"I'm Uchiha." Sasuke said, "I'm different from them."

Uchiha's pride.

"When Sasuke said it, I also felt a little strange." Orochimaru said, "Since you joined Akatsuki, you have almost leaked Akatsuki's information, but how much information has Uchiha Itachi sent out these years? "

"Zero." Sasuke said.

"Ah? Zero? What happened to Payne?" Orochimaru asked.

Sasuke glanced at Orochimaru and said, "Oshemaru, can you be more stupid?"

The corner of Orochimaru's mouth twitched, "Why are you attacking him suddenly?"

Sasuke: "..."

Sasuke: "I mean he didn't send any information. As far as I know, Tsunade doesn't know anything about Akatsuki, and Danzo doesn't know anything either."

"Danzo..." Orochimaru said, "His vitality is really tenacious."

"Is he still alive?" Sasuke was a little surprised.

"Not dead yet." Orochimaru said.

"I saw you dismember him." Sasuke said.

"Still alive," Orochimaru said, "so I can do more experiments."

"Yeah." Sasuke said, "By the way, why don't you put Sharingan in your eyes? Do you have to put it in the palm of your hand?"

"I have my own considerations." Orochimaru said.

"It's like Deidara." Sasuke said casually.

Orochimaru froze.

"Huh?" Sasuke looked over.

Orochimaru said with a guilty conscience, "Don't you think that kind of handsome?"

"what?"

"That's right, I opened my hand suddenly, and found a mouth and an eye in the palm of my hand..." Orochimaru said.

Sasuke: "..."

Sasuke: "Master Orochimaru, you are terrifying."

"Uchiha Sasuke, you are definitely mocking me, absolutely!!!"

03.

Kakashi left soon after. Naruto's special status as an elder allowed him to run around, but Kakashi couldn't. After all, he was still serving as Hokage's guard this time.

After Kakashi left, the atmosphere in the house seemed to be a lot easier.

"I concealed a lot at the beginning, and it feels so embarrassing to have a showdown later." Naruto said with emotion.

"No need." Gaara asked.

"Is there no need to be embarrassed?" Naruto asked.

"Showdown." Gaara said.

"Ah, you think so." Naruto said.

"Not everyone has the right to know." Gaara said, "The weak, the ignorant, the involuntary, and... the people."

"The people don't have the right to know." Naruto couldn't help laughing, "You really are a tyrant, Gaara."

"I'm just controlling the land under my feet." Gaara said lightly, "I just hope they can't have other gods besides me."

"So it's a tyrant." Naruto said.

"So, will Naruto hate me like this?" Gaara asked.

At this moment, the door was pushed open.

"Are you two chatting so happily? I feel that Ningci's head is a little green."

"Ah! You're here, Sasuke!" Naruto stood up excitedly.

It was Uchiha Sasuke himself who came in.

"Long time no see, Sasuke." Gaara also stood up.

"Long time no see, Gaara." Sasuke nodded at Gaara, then walked over and bumped fists with Naruto, "You've really been able to make trouble these days, Naruto."

"Hahaha." Naruto laughed, "And if you want Neiji Ryo to be green with you, isn't it, Sasuke?" As he said that, he showed a very rambunctious smile.

"Go away." Sasuke said without squinting.

"Wow, so rough." Naruto returned to normal.

"Wow, there's still so much meat." Sasuke sat down while talking, "It's a blessing."

"There are also three-color balls." Naruto said.

"Don't eat." Sasuke said.

"what?"

"Quit." Sasuke continued.

"What's wrong?" Naruto asked.

"Uchiha Itachi also likes to eat three-color balls," Sasuke said, "so I quit."

"Then Uchiha Itachi still uses Sharingan, why don't you give up Sharingan too?" Naruto asked.

"I'm being hypocritical, why did you expose me?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh oh oh sorry, just pretend I didn't say anything," Naruto said.

Gaara saw that Sasuke and Naruto were chatting nonsense again, so he could only interrupt, "Sasuke, I have something to tell you..."

"Ah, tell me." Gaara said.

So Gaara told Sasuke the results of the discussion in the afternoon, to the effect that the two sides avoided each other as much as possible.

"Okay." Sasuke nodded.

"Why did Akatsuki catch the tailed beast?" Naruto asked.

"Execute a plan and achieve world peace," Sasuke said.

Naruto: "...what a goddamn horse."

Sasuke shrugged, "I don't know the details. I must catch a tailed beast this time, so I came here to ask you for information. Which tailed beast should I catch?"

"Then I leaked the information?" Naruto looked at Gaara.

Gaara thought for a while and said, "I personally recommend Raikage. If you can completely suppress Raikage, tomorrow's negotiation will be much easier."

"Will Tsuchikage remain silent?" Naruto asked.

"I don't know yet." Gaara said.

"What do you think? Who is more suitable?" Naruto asked again.

My love Luo pondered for a moment, "Yanyin Village, Ban. Yunyin's strength is not easy to control, and Yanyin's side can also kill chickens and monkeys."

"Okay." Sasuke nodded, "Give me the map, I'll do it tonight."

"With whom?" Naruto asked.

"Oshemaru, Uchiha Itachi." Sasuke said.

"Quick battle." Gaara said, "In 10 minutes, the people from Sand Hidden will arrive."

"Understood." Sasuke nodded.

After he finished speaking, he got up and walked out of the door. Sasuke turned around when he was holding the doorknob, and asked, "Naruto, are you interested in Sharingan?"

"Ah?" Naruto was stunned for a moment, then he shook his head, "I'm not interested in putting the eyes of the dead in my sockets."

"It's not someone else's, it's mine." Sasuke said.

Naruto was stunned for a moment, "No more."

"Yeah." Sasuke nodded noncommittally, "Then I'll leave it to Uchiha Itachi."

"Have you decided?" Naruto frowned.

"It's decided." Sasuke said lightly, "I'll give him my eyes, and I'll be completely clean with him."

"I didn't want to meddle in your affairs," Naruto said, "but please think twice, after all, you are relatives—he is your only brother."

"No." Sasuke said, "My brothers are you and Shikamaru, not him."

After saying that, Sasuke turned and left.

Naruto sighed.

Gaara said, "I also need to make some arrangements, this time it happens to be able to show the side of sand hidden ninjas who are not good at illusion resistance."

"Yeah." Naruto said, "I'm going back first."

"Are you coming together?" Gaara asked.

"Is this appropriate?" Naruto asked, "Well...forget it, I know, let's go together."

Gaara's arrangement was very quick. It was roughly to let a group of people "volunteer" after Sasuke and the others took down Jinzhuriki of Yanyin Village, and then fell to the ground without any defense against Sasuke's illusion. Specifically, Temari is in charge.

"Then leave it to you, I'll go first." Gaara said.

"Wait, where are you going?" Temari asked.

"Walk with Naruto." Gaara said.

Temaru coughed lightly, "The daimyo's daughter is looking for you."

"No." Gaara said.

"It's really best to go this time." Temari said helplessly, "That little girl is crying for you."

"What's the matter?" Naruto asked, "Is Gaara lucky?"

Temari: "Cough cough cough..."

Gaara shook his head, "No, I just did it conveniently."

Naruto was even more curious.

So Temari explained: "Before the Kingdom of the Wind was relatively weak, the daimyo's daughter was going to marry a lord, and that lord was relatively old. Later, after Gaara came to power, he thought that the Kingdom of the Wind did not need any marriage behavior, so he directly married the lord The territory was settled. Then the daimyo daughter has been very, uh, very grateful to Gaara."

"Ah, that's it." Naruto said, "Then go and have a look, anyway, there is nothing wrong for the time being."

"Well, let's go." Temari also begged, "Let's not get too stiff with Daimyo, Gaara."

Gaara thought for a while and said, "Okay, you can come with me."

"Eh? Shall I go too?" Naruto was stunned.

Gaara nodded.

Temari wanted to say something, then sighed, forget it, she accepted her fate.

"Yeah, let's go meet Gaara's little princess together!" Naruto was still quite excited, "The domineering little princess of Kazekage..."

Gaara: "..."

What the hell is this.

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The author has something to say:

In the original book, Sai said that Naruto regarded you as a brother, and Sasuke replied that my brother was only the man I wanted to kill, Uchiha Itachi. _(:3∠)

I saw a sand sculpture joke today, let me tell you about it:

#What is pretense#

A woman from the same village as the author went to college. After graduating from college, a chicken ran in front of her in the village, and asked in Mandarin what animal it was?