Ninja Village Collapses Daily [Comprehensive]

The furniture distributed by Konoha in a uniform system, the room is too simple, and there seems to be no personal style except for the necessary daily necessities.There are mottled marks on the head of the bed, saying "I want to become Hokage", but it has not been taken care of for a long time.

And now here are two unexpected guests.

The third Hokage, and Hatake Kakashi.

"This is Naruto's home." The Third Hokage said with a pipe in his mouth. "Just looking at the house, it seems that he is too dull, but he is usually not at home."

"Well, there are not many personal characteristics." Kakashi Hatake circled around and said, "It fits the identity of a ninja, even if it is invaded, there will be no special results from the investigation."

"Do you think he did it on purpose?" Sandaime asked back, "He's only 12 years old."

"I'm a Jnin at the age of 12, and..." Kakashi paused and smiled self-deprecatingly.

The Third Hokage looked up at Kakashi, and found that he was still smiling calmly.Then Sandaime Hokage remembered Kakashi's experience, he sighed in his heart, and changed the subject: "The Sasuke of the Uchiha clan is also in the team you are in charge of, I wish you success."

Kakashi didn't take his words seriously, instead he picked up the carton of milk on the table, "This bottle of milk has expired for a long time."

That child seems to be having a hard time, drinking that kind of milk will definitely cause diarrhea.

The hearts of the two coincidentally felt a little more pity.

Then goose.

"Wow, hahaha, why do people on Meteor Street have diarrhea? The milk that has expired for a few weeks is already the best, okay!" by Uzumaki Naruto.

On the other hand, Naruto didn't know that someone in his home had entered illegally. At this time, he was pressing the road with Sasuke and Shikamaru to communicate with each other.

That afternoon, the classroom of the Ninja School.

It stands to reason that the Jonin teacher who led the team at this point should have come, but in the end they waited and waited, only the teacher of their seventh class did not arrive.It was midsummer at this time, Shikamaru yawned lying on the table and didn't want to move, Sasuke put on a handsome meditation posture but was actually in a daze (...), Naruto felt bored, so he said, "Why don't you come Make trouble?"

"Not interested." Sasuke said.

"It's so troublesome." Shikamaru said.

Naruto thought for a while and moved the stool directly, and then put the blackboard eraser on the opened door.

"You don't think Jonin-sensei will be able to pull off such a trick, do you?" Shikamaru asked.

"This is what I think, the moment Jonin-sensei opens the door and comes in, Shikamaru, you take off your clothes and run around the classroom to attract the teacher's attention, and then the teacher will be recruited." Naruto said .

Shikamaru opened his mouth, and it took a long time before he said a word, "...It really is a seamless plan...."

Sasuke's heart fluctuated a little, but he still tried his best to maintain his calm and calm appearance.

"Hahaha this is still Xia... A person I know told me. Many people think that things should be simple, but on the contrary, if you want to achieve a certain result with high quality, it is better to make the process complicated and complicated .” Naruto said.

"..." Shikamaru opened his mouth.

It makes a lot of sense, but it's scary how you apply what you've learned.

Naruto blinked his eyes and showed a bright smile, "Hey, Shikamaru, do you want to give it a try?"

"About this, I have another idea." Shikamaru had no choice but to say so.

10 minute later.

"First of all, through the mutual refraction of these two mirrors, you can see the Jonin teacher coming in advance. This filament has no effect, but if you wrap it around Chakra, it will directly pull the rotation of the mirror, so as to achieve a simple tracking effect. Then Wait for the teacher to come here and launch the chakra trap, of course it is harmless, then Sasuke, you just need to do this—then Naruto, you tear this chakra wire—yes, that’s it, wait for you to stay still— —then the blackboard eraser would fall from mid-air, theoretically without wind.”

After completing a series of layouts, Shikamaru asked, "Do you understand?"

Naruto said enthusiastically, "No!"

Sasuke on the side also shook his head silently.

Shikamaru sighed again, "... Anyway, that's it."

10 minutes later, Hatake Kakashi succeeded in the move.

And because Shikamaru's plan was a bit too good, Kakashi's forehead was attacked suddenly and then exploded a chakra, directly smashing the blackboard eraser and the surrounding tables, chairs and benches.

This surprised the three ninjas.

Naruto said first, "Why are you so serious all of a sudden, this is just a prank."

"Who came up with the idea?" Kakashi Hatake put his arms around his chest, glanced at the three of them, and said.

Naruto and Sasuke looked at Shikamaru at the same time.

Shikamaru dripped a drop of sweat, "That, it's me..."

"I was the one who wanted to play a prank first." Naruto interrupted Shikamaru.

Hatake Kakashi nodded casually, then looked at Sasuke Uchiha, "What about you? Why didn't you stop?"

"It's just a prank." Sasuke said lightly.

"What if it's a knife that fell? Won't you stop someone from hurting or even killing someone?" Hatake Kakashi continued to ask.

"If the top ninja is killed by two low ninjas, it means that he is not worthy of his name, and he will die on the battlefield sooner or later." Sasuke said, his black eyes were calm and unwavering.

"I see." Kakashi Hatake nodded, "You think so."

It was only then that Naruto came to his senses, and then he yelled loudly, "Ahhh——Kakashi, are you the leader of the seventh class?!"

Kakashi casually picked up the chalk on the podium and smashed it on his head, "I want to call Kakashi-sensei."

Naruto:! ! !

So he held his head for a long time and couldn't speak.

What's going on!

With so many Junin in Konoha, why is it Kakashi's turn? !

What happened to the famous engineer Konoha to bring Ninja!

Orz. What kind of flag did he set up before, his face suddenly hurts.

-

The author has something to say: Alas.When Mr. Kakashi asked who came up with the idea, Shikamaru said that he did it (here Shikamaru did not blame his companions), but was robbed by Naruto.In the original book, Kakashi didn't ask anything, and Sakura just said sorry teacher, she wanted to stop it, but Naruto insisted on going his own way.But in fact, Sakura felt refreshed in her heart. ...and so on, I really don't like the early Sakura.