Ninja Village Collapses Daily [Comprehensive]

01.

When returning to Konoha from the wave country, it was accompanied by special training all the way. Kakashi talked about the fact that ninjas often rushed to a certain mission point day and night without sleep, so he also carried out "Let's try the ninja seniors too." our hard work" proposal.

So the three became tired dogs after running for a day and a night.

Originally completing the first C-level mission, returning to the village victoriously should be quite an honor for the little ninjas. Naruto even thought of how he would walk in the door with his head held high, and he said loudly to Hokage, "Seventh The class successfully completed the task!"

As it turned out, the three of them were covered in dirt—the word "travelling" was a bit flattering to them—they crawled into the village half dead, and surprised the guards at the entrance of the village.

By the way, the mud on their bodies was obtained because Naruto rushed into the swamp. At that time, Shikamaru tied him up with a shadow technique for the first time, and Sasuke went into the sea decisively to save his friend (wait what is the meaning of this sentence No), the three of them fell into the swamp one after another, and Kakashi finally fished them out.

Then Kakashi ruthlessly put them on the ground one by one, and said condescendingly to them covered in mud with his hands on his hips, "Go ahead, run for me."

So not long after, the scorching sun turned the mud into a mud shell, and then it fell off from their bodies because of their running movements, but there was still a small part stuck to their skin and clothes, and Kakashi didn't give them time to clean it up.

This is really, the devil trained.

As soon as they arrived at Konoha, the three people oncoming seemed familiar, but the three people in the seventh class couldn't control that much, and wailed frantically: "Water! Where is the water! Water, oh, oh, hahaha, I saw water It’s——呵向—咕咕咕咕咕咕咕…… hiccup.”

The three people over there are actually the last graduates headed by Hinata Neji. Rock Lee was curious about Kakashi's students, so he dragged his two companions by force. Tian Tian didn't care, Hinata Neji also wanted to see Uchiha Sasuke, so the three of them came together.

In the end, they witnessed such a crazy scene in the seventh class.

Ningji Hyuga frowned slightly when he saw the seventh class dancing around the faucet, shook his head and said to himself, "It's really out of control."

Tian Tian widened his eyes in astonishment: "As expected of being the apprentice of Teacher Kai's fateful opponent... Ugh, it's really unusual."

And Rock Li clenched his fists: "It's really very youthful! I will definitely try to drink water directly from the tap in the future!"

"No..." Ningji Hyuga rubbed his temples, he felt a sudden pain in his head, maybe it's because he used too much white eyes recently?It's still annoying to see this scene in front of you... Then he said, "If you really dare to do this, I will never admit that you are in my class."

Xiao Li frowned and pondered for a while, then said regretfully, "Well, as expected, Ning Ci is more important than lying on the faucet to drink water."

Tiantian laughed "puchi" from the sidelines.

Hinata Ningji was expressionless.

What else can he say?What else can he say!

02.

Originally, we planned to have ramen or meatball hot pot or something else to celebrate when we came back, but everyone was so sleepy after filling their stomachs with water, so they said goodbye to each other listlessly.

"Go and rest." Kakashi said, "Gather at the village at night."

"What are you doing Kakashi-sensei..." Shikamaru said with a yawn.

"It would be too soon if we talk about new tasks." Sasuke was also a little tired.

"No." Kakashi said with a smile, "I will treat you to meat tonight."

Naruto: "Hey——"

Shikamaru: "Wow."

Sasuke: "...It's really rare."

"Okay, you guys go to rest quickly and recharge your spirits." Kakashi patted their heads one by one and said, "Try to eat poor teacher me at night."

"Yes, yes!" ×3.

So the three of them had a good time and went to their respective homes (...).

Kakashi looked at their backs and said with emotion, they are still children after all, they are still quite cute after their heavy sides are removed.

02.

This sleep was very deep and deep, and when the alarm bell rang, Naruto split it in half with one hand.Then he got up from the bed and pinched the alarm clock that had passed away with two fingers. His whole body was shaking like Parkinson's, with a face full of tears.

"What have I done..."

He held the alarm clock fragments in grief and cried for a while, then went to the bathroom to take a shower bitterly.There was a hazy heat in the bathroom, Naruto stood in front of the mirror and looked at himself, his fingers touched his left chest, where a chain had been deeply inserted, he still remembered the trembling pain.

His fingers touched slowly, stroking it inch by inch.

After a while, Naruto said to himself: "It looks so perverted to touch oneself like this."

……puff.

...So he even blackened himself?

So Naruto was decisively late.

When he arrived at the village, the other members of Class [-] were already impatient, Shikamaru said directly, "You are so slow, we have been waiting for you for a long time."

"I'm very sorry," Naruto said sincerely, "I suddenly lost my mind while taking a shower, so I touched myself for a while."

"..."×3.

Kakashi scratched his head and said, "Naruto has also reached the age of youth."

The corner of Shikamaru's mouth twitched, "That's not the point, Mr. Kakashi."

Naruto said more sincerely, "Because you are my most important companions, so I don't want to deliberately conceal this matter."

"No..." Sasuke shook his head sadly, "We don't want to know about you."

Naruto felt a little hurt, "Sasuke, aren't we best friends?"

"If you mean best friends have to know that kind of thing, I hope we're not friends," Sasuke said.

Naruto felt his heart was hit hard.

"Okay, okay, let's end this matter first." Kakashi said, "I have agreed to invite you to eat barbecue, the seventh class's first group activity, let's go!"

I have to say that Kakashi, as a teacher, is quite inspiring.

"Yeah! Let's go—!"

02.

Grilled meats and grilled fish.

Especially the grilled saury in honey sauce, when you open the tin foil, you will be greeted by the aroma that makes your index finger move.

The topping is white mushroom soup, which is abundant in the forest behind Konoha.But his craftsmanship is definitely not as good as the chefs here. They tear the white mushrooms into shreds and cook the soup, and add some coriander and a little sesame oil. Although the soup here looks simple, it tastes special.

"It's delicious." Naruto couldn't help but said, "It's much more delicious than what I made myself."

"Eh? Have you ever done it yourself?" Shikamaru asked.

"Well, when I was very hungry, I went to the woods to find something to eat, and cooked whatever I found." Naruto explained.

There was silence at the dining table, but Naruto didn't notice, but continued to scratch his head and laughed, "I was so stupid at that time, I didn't know that colorful mushrooms were poisonous, and I passed out after eating them once, and lay down at home." It took me two days to wake up, and I was scolded by Teacher Iruka for cutting classes afterwards, it was so miserable."

The table was even quieter.

Shikamaru had a vague impression of this matter.

Said that the crane tail in the class did not come to class for two whole days for no reason, so Teacher Iruka was very angry.

As a result, is it because of this reason?

Passed out from eating poisonous mushrooms, alone at home, no one knows, no one cares.This feeling……

Sasuke couldn't help but squeezed his chopsticks tightly.

"Well." Kakashi patted Naruto's head directly with his hands, and said, "It's all over... Anyway, you are not much smarter now. Okay, let's continue eating meat, I have invited you all today. "

"Okay!" Naruto said happily, "Another plate of barbecue!"

"Hoohoo-!"

The atmosphere at the table became lively again.

But there is something more in everyone's heart.