Psychic Codex [Rebirth]
Chapter 39
Chapter 39
Qi Yueteng's impersonation came second, but Old Wu thought too much just now.
They themselves are doing this kind of shady business, and the chances of encountering those things are high, so Qi Yueteng's sudden appearance, and the sudden appearance of such a rich man... really makes Old Wu think more, but it's okay Now, Qi Yueteng explained it to Lao Wu, and finally he explained it clearly.
After the explanation was clear, Old Wu understood the principle of "following the crowd". According to Qi Yueteng's request, he sold all the things that could be used to him. It doesn't matter much anymore.
But Lao Wu still emphasized to Qi Yueteng, "You and Jun Xiao can play as you like, but if it really comes in handy without these things, you will die, and you have to figure it out yourself!"
What Old Wu said was right.But Qi Yueteng didn't really intend to make Jun Xiao completely cut off from these things. Since these gods and devils are the foundation of Jun Xiao's life when he is not around, he will accept it no matter whether he supports it or not. What's more, their family didn't reject this thing at all.
But Jun Xiao, who sent text messages on the phone, learned of this.
Sitting on the bed, he rubbed his shoulders, trying to soothe himself.Who told this to Qi Yueteng Lao Wu? He hasn't figured it out yet.If it was Li Xiuyan, wouldn't this woman have ascended to heaven long ago?What's more... She didn't have much contact with Qi Yueteng, so it was impossible for her to tell him about this through a psychic—there was no one else in that room except Mrs. Hu?
His eyes flicked to Mr. Hu's tablet, and Jun Xiao felt his facial muscles twitch.
Could it be that this fairy is really playing tricks on him?
Regardless of whether it was true or not, Jun Xiao still had to communicate with Mr. Hu, so he turned on the computer and messed up the icons that marked Mr. Hu.
This is the icon of poking the uncle. It is actually a small software. It can be said that it is a notepad-shaped software based on txt code. Well, it is offering incense to the shrine of Mr. Hu.
In fact, it’s just a flash plus a txt. Generally speaking, it’s relatively simple, but it’s very interesting when you poke it. If someone who doesn’t know takes Jun Xiao’s computer and pokes it casually, if it’s in the middle of the night, you won’t be scared. Also scared to pee.
He poked open the software decisively, which meant to wake up the old man.
"What's the matter?" The great-great-grandfather crackled and typed two words on the notepad.
"Did you tell Qi Yueteng about Old Wu?" Jun Xiao immediately asked him.
"Tsk! Who am I? How could such a noble fairy like me tell Qi Yueteng his treatment plan? No, absolutely not." Mr. Hu immediately replied, and what he said was quite reasonable, "It's you. "
"What's wrong with me?" Jun Xiao instantly looked like a puffer fish that had been stabbed in the belly, suddenly, it swelled to more than double its size to threaten the enemy.
"Are you watching your mobile phone, pad, BP machine... Then Qi Yueteng is so interested in you. If you have a strange contact, it is not an exaggeration for him to secretly investigate!" Mr. Hu said Bian also typed a bunch of words in succession, and these words were obviously pushing his own responsibilities away.
However, Jun Xiao obviously got a reminder from it, but the reminder is a reminder, and he still reminded Mr. Hu helplessly: "And I don't use a BP machine."
"Okay." Mr. Hu gave him a facial expression to express his indifference, "Anyway, only me, an old man, still remembers such an obsolete product as a BP machine."
Mrs. Hu was talking nonsense to Jun Xiao, and Jun Xiao was sure of something, and replied him directly: "I said, Master, do you know that once you do something bad, you always talk about it, let me tell you what to do. Do you look innocent?"
After finishing speaking, Jun Xiao didn't give Mr. Hu any chance to refute, and turned around to cook instant noodles.
Anyway, the black dog blood and the big cock on his hand are gone, and Qi Yueteng can't be treated without these, but there is another simple and crude treatment method, which is to directly hit Qi Yueteng's head—just The effect of the treatment...the probability of success is less than 5.00%.
But whether to beat Qi Yueteng violently or not, Jun Xiao is really struggling—now his physical body is really different from the previous one, which is also called healthy and upward, although the body is not strong, but not strong. As for being as thin as it is now.
Maybe it's because the body he resurrected from the corpse was indeed abused in that country home before, so his stomach was also sick, and his arms and legs didn't grow. Fortunately, he came out of that place, and he took care of himself better. In addition, after learning so many messy spells, his body is still much better, but his roots have also fallen. Although he is not short, he still cannot grow a whole body of tendons.
Compared with Qi Yueteng, it is definitely the difference between Chihuahua and Tibetan Mastiff—well, it is a bit exaggerated, Qi Yueteng is not a Tibetan Mastiff, and he is not as small as a Chihuahua, but there must be more than one breed.
How to fall in love with different breeds?
Jun Xiao sneered, and cracked the only egg in the cupboard into the dough.
The instant noodles rolled up and down in the boiling water, and the egg whizzed down, submerging the bubbles of the boiling water a little, but when he turned his head, the bubbles rolled up again, covering the eggs.
This undulating egg is no different from life.
Then add a few green vegetables that were picked two days ago but are wilting now, Jun Xiao thinks that this day is not bad, it is much better than tossing with Qi Yueteng all the time... He also knows that if Qi Yueteng returns to normal, he will definitely He won't be around him anymore, and he himself... Could it be that he really expects to spend his whole life so entangled with Qi Yueteng?
After turning off the fire, he returned to the chair with the instant noodles. He didn't look at the large string of characters typed by Mr. Hu, and was going to check for a while to see if there was any new work.
In view of his grandfather's lying, he decided to spare him a meal of chicken sausage.
"Little bastard, bastard, you have no conscience!"
The series of angry curses on the computer screen were all ignored by Jun Xiao.
Isn't it a good day like this?Laughing at himself, he picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth.
However, before he could swallow the noodles, he heard a rustling sound at the door... Single men, especially single thin and handsome men, will definitely have some protection for their personal safety... Jun Xiao held a hot and walked towards the door——
"Uncle..."
"Whoa!"
"Wow!"
Qi Yueteng became a drowned chicken in an instant - the kind that was drenched all over by a big bowl of hot instant noodles.
Squatting in Jun Xiao's cramped bathroom, Qi Yueteng moaned, "Little uncle...what should I do if I can't stop blushing?!"
Jun smiled and knocked on the bathroom door.
"I washed it... what should I do if I don't have any clothes?"
Jun Xiao opened the bathroom door a little, and stuffed in a new set, which was new from the inside to the outside—but it was obviously a bargain.
After a while, Qi Yueteng's voice came from the bathroom: "You still remember my size seven years ago, little uncle!"
Bang, Jun Xiao opened the bathroom door, and regardless of whether Qi Yueteng inside was half-hearted or not, he took a sheet and greeted him--these days, big guys are so willing to bully people in language, even if It's the same with snake spirit disease!
After successfully wrapping Qi Yueteng in a sheet, Jun Xiao dragged him out of the bathroom and put him on the bed, then turned around and washed his expensive clothes—don't expect dry cleaning, it's just that the washing machine is stirred and pulled, whether it can be worn or not Woolen cloth!
It took Jun Xiao more than two hours to clean up Qi Yueteng and the floor full of instant noodles, and he was already so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back two hours ago.
And to tidy up for Qi Yueteng... At this time, he really misses the years when he could complain quickly - if he can't speak, sometimes he can't even express his anger with nonsense words, it's so sad.
Cleaning up his sad glass heart, Jun Xiao took out Qi Yueteng's cell phone and asked him to call for food.
"Little uncle, shall I put on some more clothes?" Qi Yueteng tried to discuss.
Jun Xiao raised his eyebrows, turned around and stopped the washing machine.
"Ah?" Qi Yueteng didn't understand what was going on, but Jun Xiao pointed at his body, signaling him to ask for clothes.
"No...no! I think...the clothes can't be dried right away..." Qi Yueteng immediately explained, "and...you can let me stay overnight..." He moved his buttocks, "I...I... ..."
Jun Xiao glared at him.
"Little uncle, I'm afraid I can't control it!"
Seeing that Qi Yueteng was so stupid and wanted to continue, Jun Xiao turned around and wrote him two words: "Blush?"
"Hmm! Look at my face, it's flushed!"
"It's hot!" Not used to Qi Yueteng's problems at all, Jun Xiao is definitely not used to his No.1.
When the big bowl of instant noodles poured an egg on Qi Yueteng's body from head to toe, Jun Xiao still felt sorry, but now, he really doesn't feel sorry at all.Qi Yueteng just needs to be cleaned up.What's more, if you think about it carefully, where did Qi Yueteng get the key to his house?
So, this bowl of instant noodles is still cheap for him, so he should pick up the shovel and swing it so that his mother can't recognize it!
But this is what Jun Xiao thinks. In his mind, Qi Yueteng has been ravaged, but the reality is that Qi Yueteng has already called his servant to bring over two sets of clothes, and by the way, even his family doctor. , As for ordering food, let alone, someone over there immediately ordered the best restaurant meal near Jun Xiao's home, and it was delivered within 10 minutes.
As the saying goes, money can make a ghost run the mill.
Jun Xiao really hated local tyrants to death, but he had to enjoy the services of such super local tyrants.
Before Qi Yueteng put down the phone over there, he heard Qi Yueteng call "Mom", and less than 2 minutes later, the phone was delivered to Jun Xiao.
Jun Xiao answered the phone suspiciously... Li Wenxin's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Is it Xiaojun? I am your Aunt Li, Yue Teng's mother... I want to ask you for a favor, you... Is it convenient to talk now? If it is convenient, you can knock off the microphone, okay?"
Qi Yueteng's impersonation came second, but Old Wu thought too much just now.
They themselves are doing this kind of shady business, and the chances of encountering those things are high, so Qi Yueteng's sudden appearance, and the sudden appearance of such a rich man... really makes Old Wu think more, but it's okay Now, Qi Yueteng explained it to Lao Wu, and finally he explained it clearly.
After the explanation was clear, Old Wu understood the principle of "following the crowd". According to Qi Yueteng's request, he sold all the things that could be used to him. It doesn't matter much anymore.
But Lao Wu still emphasized to Qi Yueteng, "You and Jun Xiao can play as you like, but if it really comes in handy without these things, you will die, and you have to figure it out yourself!"
What Old Wu said was right.But Qi Yueteng didn't really intend to make Jun Xiao completely cut off from these things. Since these gods and devils are the foundation of Jun Xiao's life when he is not around, he will accept it no matter whether he supports it or not. What's more, their family didn't reject this thing at all.
But Jun Xiao, who sent text messages on the phone, learned of this.
Sitting on the bed, he rubbed his shoulders, trying to soothe himself.Who told this to Qi Yueteng Lao Wu? He hasn't figured it out yet.If it was Li Xiuyan, wouldn't this woman have ascended to heaven long ago?What's more... She didn't have much contact with Qi Yueteng, so it was impossible for her to tell him about this through a psychic—there was no one else in that room except Mrs. Hu?
His eyes flicked to Mr. Hu's tablet, and Jun Xiao felt his facial muscles twitch.
Could it be that this fairy is really playing tricks on him?
Regardless of whether it was true or not, Jun Xiao still had to communicate with Mr. Hu, so he turned on the computer and messed up the icons that marked Mr. Hu.
This is the icon of poking the uncle. It is actually a small software. It can be said that it is a notepad-shaped software based on txt code. Well, it is offering incense to the shrine of Mr. Hu.
In fact, it’s just a flash plus a txt. Generally speaking, it’s relatively simple, but it’s very interesting when you poke it. If someone who doesn’t know takes Jun Xiao’s computer and pokes it casually, if it’s in the middle of the night, you won’t be scared. Also scared to pee.
He poked open the software decisively, which meant to wake up the old man.
"What's the matter?" The great-great-grandfather crackled and typed two words on the notepad.
"Did you tell Qi Yueteng about Old Wu?" Jun Xiao immediately asked him.
"Tsk! Who am I? How could such a noble fairy like me tell Qi Yueteng his treatment plan? No, absolutely not." Mr. Hu immediately replied, and what he said was quite reasonable, "It's you. "
"What's wrong with me?" Jun Xiao instantly looked like a puffer fish that had been stabbed in the belly, suddenly, it swelled to more than double its size to threaten the enemy.
"Are you watching your mobile phone, pad, BP machine... Then Qi Yueteng is so interested in you. If you have a strange contact, it is not an exaggeration for him to secretly investigate!" Mr. Hu said Bian also typed a bunch of words in succession, and these words were obviously pushing his own responsibilities away.
However, Jun Xiao obviously got a reminder from it, but the reminder is a reminder, and he still reminded Mr. Hu helplessly: "And I don't use a BP machine."
"Okay." Mr. Hu gave him a facial expression to express his indifference, "Anyway, only me, an old man, still remembers such an obsolete product as a BP machine."
Mrs. Hu was talking nonsense to Jun Xiao, and Jun Xiao was sure of something, and replied him directly: "I said, Master, do you know that once you do something bad, you always talk about it, let me tell you what to do. Do you look innocent?"
After finishing speaking, Jun Xiao didn't give Mr. Hu any chance to refute, and turned around to cook instant noodles.
Anyway, the black dog blood and the big cock on his hand are gone, and Qi Yueteng can't be treated without these, but there is another simple and crude treatment method, which is to directly hit Qi Yueteng's head—just The effect of the treatment...the probability of success is less than 5.00%.
But whether to beat Qi Yueteng violently or not, Jun Xiao is really struggling—now his physical body is really different from the previous one, which is also called healthy and upward, although the body is not strong, but not strong. As for being as thin as it is now.
Maybe it's because the body he resurrected from the corpse was indeed abused in that country home before, so his stomach was also sick, and his arms and legs didn't grow. Fortunately, he came out of that place, and he took care of himself better. In addition, after learning so many messy spells, his body is still much better, but his roots have also fallen. Although he is not short, he still cannot grow a whole body of tendons.
Compared with Qi Yueteng, it is definitely the difference between Chihuahua and Tibetan Mastiff—well, it is a bit exaggerated, Qi Yueteng is not a Tibetan Mastiff, and he is not as small as a Chihuahua, but there must be more than one breed.
How to fall in love with different breeds?
Jun Xiao sneered, and cracked the only egg in the cupboard into the dough.
The instant noodles rolled up and down in the boiling water, and the egg whizzed down, submerging the bubbles of the boiling water a little, but when he turned his head, the bubbles rolled up again, covering the eggs.
This undulating egg is no different from life.
Then add a few green vegetables that were picked two days ago but are wilting now, Jun Xiao thinks that this day is not bad, it is much better than tossing with Qi Yueteng all the time... He also knows that if Qi Yueteng returns to normal, he will definitely He won't be around him anymore, and he himself... Could it be that he really expects to spend his whole life so entangled with Qi Yueteng?
After turning off the fire, he returned to the chair with the instant noodles. He didn't look at the large string of characters typed by Mr. Hu, and was going to check for a while to see if there was any new work.
In view of his grandfather's lying, he decided to spare him a meal of chicken sausage.
"Little bastard, bastard, you have no conscience!"
The series of angry curses on the computer screen were all ignored by Jun Xiao.
Isn't it a good day like this?Laughing at himself, he picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into his mouth.
However, before he could swallow the noodles, he heard a rustling sound at the door... Single men, especially single thin and handsome men, will definitely have some protection for their personal safety... Jun Xiao held a hot and walked towards the door——
"Uncle..."
"Whoa!"
"Wow!"
Qi Yueteng became a drowned chicken in an instant - the kind that was drenched all over by a big bowl of hot instant noodles.
Squatting in Jun Xiao's cramped bathroom, Qi Yueteng moaned, "Little uncle...what should I do if I can't stop blushing?!"
Jun smiled and knocked on the bathroom door.
"I washed it... what should I do if I don't have any clothes?"
Jun Xiao opened the bathroom door a little, and stuffed in a new set, which was new from the inside to the outside—but it was obviously a bargain.
After a while, Qi Yueteng's voice came from the bathroom: "You still remember my size seven years ago, little uncle!"
Bang, Jun Xiao opened the bathroom door, and regardless of whether Qi Yueteng inside was half-hearted or not, he took a sheet and greeted him--these days, big guys are so willing to bully people in language, even if It's the same with snake spirit disease!
After successfully wrapping Qi Yueteng in a sheet, Jun Xiao dragged him out of the bathroom and put him on the bed, then turned around and washed his expensive clothes—don't expect dry cleaning, it's just that the washing machine is stirred and pulled, whether it can be worn or not Woolen cloth!
It took Jun Xiao more than two hours to clean up Qi Yueteng and the floor full of instant noodles, and he was already so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back two hours ago.
And to tidy up for Qi Yueteng... At this time, he really misses the years when he could complain quickly - if he can't speak, sometimes he can't even express his anger with nonsense words, it's so sad.
Cleaning up his sad glass heart, Jun Xiao took out Qi Yueteng's cell phone and asked him to call for food.
"Little uncle, shall I put on some more clothes?" Qi Yueteng tried to discuss.
Jun Xiao raised his eyebrows, turned around and stopped the washing machine.
"Ah?" Qi Yueteng didn't understand what was going on, but Jun Xiao pointed at his body, signaling him to ask for clothes.
"No...no! I think...the clothes can't be dried right away..." Qi Yueteng immediately explained, "and...you can let me stay overnight..." He moved his buttocks, "I...I... ..."
Jun Xiao glared at him.
"Little uncle, I'm afraid I can't control it!"
Seeing that Qi Yueteng was so stupid and wanted to continue, Jun Xiao turned around and wrote him two words: "Blush?"
"Hmm! Look at my face, it's flushed!"
"It's hot!" Not used to Qi Yueteng's problems at all, Jun Xiao is definitely not used to his No.1.
When the big bowl of instant noodles poured an egg on Qi Yueteng's body from head to toe, Jun Xiao still felt sorry, but now, he really doesn't feel sorry at all.Qi Yueteng just needs to be cleaned up.What's more, if you think about it carefully, where did Qi Yueteng get the key to his house?
So, this bowl of instant noodles is still cheap for him, so he should pick up the shovel and swing it so that his mother can't recognize it!
But this is what Jun Xiao thinks. In his mind, Qi Yueteng has been ravaged, but the reality is that Qi Yueteng has already called his servant to bring over two sets of clothes, and by the way, even his family doctor. , As for ordering food, let alone, someone over there immediately ordered the best restaurant meal near Jun Xiao's home, and it was delivered within 10 minutes.
As the saying goes, money can make a ghost run the mill.
Jun Xiao really hated local tyrants to death, but he had to enjoy the services of such super local tyrants.
Before Qi Yueteng put down the phone over there, he heard Qi Yueteng call "Mom", and less than 2 minutes later, the phone was delivered to Jun Xiao.
Jun Xiao answered the phone suspiciously... Li Wenxin's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Is it Xiaojun? I am your Aunt Li, Yue Teng's mother... I want to ask you for a favor, you... Is it convenient to talk now? If it is convenient, you can knock off the microphone, okay?"
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