The Voice of the Net King

"The most important element for glasses is - functionality. Of course, it goes without saying that they are equipped with the necessary lenses that can ensure the user's vision," Qian stood in front of the cabinet, looking at the black-frame glasses in his hand. The lenses are the same as The opaque lenses he wears are as smooth as ever, and the voice is as smooth as ever, "Maintain a wide field of view, and minimize the distortion of the scene. The size of the frame and the balance of weight must not forget that it is suitable for the user. do you understand?"

"...Uh...yes." Riji put his hands on the ground, squinting his eyes and replied.

"Where's Shenyin?" Gan turned his head and looked at Shenyin by the door, "Do you understand?"

A red x appeared on Shenyin's head, and she managed to maintain a smile, "Well, I don't need to understand it. I have very good eyesight and don't need glasses."

Gan mouth twitched twice, turned his head away from looking at Shenyin, and continued to say to Riji who was kneeling on the ground, "Another point is that the durability of glasses is also very important. It doesn’t matter if there is a problem at a critical moment, just like athletes need both technique and endurance, the strength of the frame cannot be ignored.”

"Ha..." Ri Jiman agreed indifferently, counting it as a courtesy.

"Well, even though that's what you said," the unique Kansai accent sounded, and he sat down on a chair beside him, looked at his own appearance in the mirror in front of him, and then added dryly, "The most important point when choosing glasses It’s still the style. Glasses are the same as hairstyles and clothes, the one that suits you is the best. If you wear glasses that don’t suit you, you will be treated as a clown.”

Riji let out a deep breath and said, "That's right..."

Renzu picked up a pair of glasses, put them on the bridge of his nose, turned his head to look at Shenyin and the others, and asked, "How about this?"

Shenyin pulled out a stiff smile, the corners of her mouth twitched, and said dryly, "It's pretty good."

Renzu's expression suddenly became serious, as if a detective had found a clue, "Also, to match various moods and occasions at various times, it would be ideal if we could collect glasses of different styles and types .It means to cooperate with TPo."

Shenyin tilted her head, and asked Liu Sheng with her eyes: Is there still so much attention to glasses?Raise your hand weakly, "TPo?"

Yagyu nodded and explained, "TPo—time (time), place (place), occasion (occasion)."

Shenyin blinked in understanding, it is really 360 lines, and she is the number one in every line, "There are so many things to pay attention to in order to match a pair of glasses. I used to think that glasses or something, just choose what you like~ It’s fine for you.”

The door was pushed open, and Tezuka looked at the strange scene in the store, and he froze, "Huh?" Shenyin and Liuyu... what kind of posture was that... and the sunglasses scattered on the floor... and who else Why is he kneeling... someone will explain to him...

When Liu Sheng heard what Shenyin said, he couldn't help but said, "Shenyin, you really don't understand. Choosing glasses is not such a simple matter."

"It can be said that glasses can reflect a person's character. By observing the glasses worn by a person, various data can be obtained." Gan took Liu Sheng's words and added, his figure still stood still.

"Eh? Really?" Shenyin's face was hazy, and there was a feeling of sudden understanding in her words, "I don't understand at all!"

"Hmm. Indeed," Tezuka's cold words sounded, "it may be really incomprehensible to people who don't wear glasses."

"Oh, it's Tezuka." Gan picked up a small handkerchief and wiped his glasses in his hand, with a little surprise in his tone.

"What, today is always a day to meet acquaintances." Shinobu Jun sighed, he saw it when Tezuka pushed the door, so he was not surprised at all.

"Tezuka, are you also here to buy glasses?" Qian raised his head, this data is insufficient to judge.

"No," Tezuka said lightly, "I'm just here for maintenance today."

The corners of Shenyin's brows twitched, I wonder if it was his delusion... Couldn't there be too many people with glasses coming to this store... There is no appointment to come together, the palm-sized space is completely occupied, okay?

"May I ask a question?" Tezuka's words were air-conditioned, and with the air conditioner in the store itself, Shenyin felt a chill down his back.

"Ask what?" Gan said in a low voice, as if suppressing something.

"Why is everyone talking so still?" Tezuka took a step with his right foot, in the direction of Shenyin and Liuyu, "Isn't it too unnatural?"

Hiyoshi's eyes widened in an instant, and with a panic in his heart, he shouted to Tezuka, "——please stand still!!!" The urgency of the voice and the extreme anxiety were felt by everyone.

"You are..." Tezuka stared, "Hiyoshi. What's going on? You seem to have some reason..."

Hiyoshi is the successor of ancient martial arts, and Tezuka naturally knew him because of the relationship between the two families.

"Yes." Riji sighed, and looked at Shenyin helplessly. Shenyin lowered her head in embarrassment, and opened her mouth slowly, but she still didn't say anything.

"Actually..." Water ripples appeared on Hiji's head, and what happened when he first arrived in the store appeared in it:

"Huh? Aren't you the Hiyoshi of the Ice Emperor?" Qian looked at Hiyoshi with his invisible glasses, confidently, "According to my data, your vision is 0.5 on both sides, so in daily life you The probability of using contact lenses is 94%. The reason why Hiyoshi chooses glasses..." Gan began to use reasonable imagination to explain this problem, "is because I wear glasses at home, and the prescription of that pair of eyes is not suitable. Or you didn’t bring it with you when you went out, the probability of buying new glasses today is 88%.” Pushing the glasses dryly, making a deep expression, “However, you who haven’t been to the optical shop for a long time, because there are too many types, you don’t know which one to choose The probability of being troubled is 82%." After speaking, the glasses flashed two white and golden lights, and looked at Hiji, wanting to see a surprised expression.

"Ah...no..." A huge drop of cold sweat rolled down the back of Hiji's head, "..."

"Ah, I can't help it," Gan interrupted the hesitant Hiji, and said seriously, "Let me give you some advice on choosing glasses."

"Huh?" Riji looked at Xiang Qian in surprise, hey, don't talk to yourself, please, "Don't bother."

"Speaking of which, glasses have a long history," Gan said, picking up a pair of glasses. "The prototype of glasses was found in the hieroglyphs of ancient Egypt in the 18th century BC."

Pushing the door open, he was a little surprised, "Oh? It's Riji. There's also Qiang here... What an adventure." He was in charge of scouting, and he had known Qiang for a long time.

"Ah," Gan's glasses flashed a white light again, with a slightly distressed tone in his tone, "Come here today to buy spare glasses, but Hiji will ask me to help him choose a pair no matter what." How these four words.

"No... I didn't..." Hiji raised his head for a moment, explaining that the helplessness in his tone increased sharply.By the way, you don't even know what I'm here for!Do senior!If it weren't for the fact that you are a senior, I would have already punished you with martial arts! ! !

"Really?" Ninzu's eyes lit up, he interrupted Hiji's words, and said kindly, "Then I will help too."

Riji: "..." His eyebrows twitched, you guys, is that enough? !

Enduring three steps and taking two steps to come to Hiyoshi, his manner is very elegant, "It's not surprising that Hiyoshi is troubled by you, and the free styles have also increased a lot recently."

Gan nodded, agreeing with Shinozu's point of view, "In addition, the modern eye was invented in Italy in the thirteenth century..."

Reluctantly walked to the mirror in the store and sat down, interrupting the dry history explanation, "The semi-framed style is also very natural...now I bring a lot of it when I go out to play. Thinking about it, there are colored glasses...Look, Qingxue's The weird minister also wears colored glasses, right?" After Renzu finished speaking, he was taken aback for a moment - he didn't expect that he would say Shenyin's evaluation of Qing Xuechang Dahe.

The dry action paused for a moment... The weird minister... colored glasses... Could it be that he is thinking too much?

Liu Sheng pushed the door open and entered.

Shenyin poked her head out from behind Liusheng, and couldn't help sighing when she saw such a lively scene, "Wow! It's so lively, Liusheng. I always thought that the business of the optical shop would not be very good..."

Liu Sheng slightly pushed his glasses, but he didn't comment on this point.

Renzu smiled and said hello, "Shenyin, you are wrong. Glasses are very popular now."

"Is that so..." Shenyin nodded her lips, a little puzzled - wearing glasses is obviously very uncomfortable, Ren Zu and Liu Sheng said that they were not myopic.Turning his eyes, "Yusheng, I'm going to look at the sunglasses over there... Just do it first if you have anything to do."

After finishing speaking, he hopped over to the sunglasses frame next to the door, with a curious look on his face.

Liu Sheng smiled lightly, in this way, he could be called charming and charming.Shaking his head, Liu Sheng followed Shenyin's footsteps.

"It's all right..." Seeing Liu Sheng following her, Shenyin turned her head and gave up on Liu Sheng, saying, "Don't worry about me, I'll just take a look..."

Liu Sheng helped his forehead, "I don't mean to bother you. It's just... the glasses care room is over there, I have to go this way..."

Shenyin's eyes froze, the smile on her face froze, her steps became chaotic, and she accidentally stepped on a banana peel that was accidentally dropped by a monkey. She slipped and was about to fall backwards...

Liu Sheng's eyes were sharp and his hands were quick, and Xinyinliu's speed was brought to the extreme. He rushed forward with one stride, held Shenyin's slender waist with one hand, and held Shenyin's right hand with the other, and held Shenyin to his chest. He said anxiously, "Is it all right?" ? Divine voice!"

The corners of your dry mouth twitch, do you think you are dancing or acting in an idol drama?Well, he admitted that if cherry blossom petals instead of various glasses fell in the background, such a scene would undoubtedly be beautiful and romantic, the boy is handsome and tall, and the girl (?) is sweet and pleasant.

Liu Sheng unconsciously brought the Shenyin to the front of his body to ensure that the Shenyin would not fall to the ground...

Renzu coughed, awakening the stunned Shenyin.

Shenyin blushed, and withdrew her evil right foot from the air. It was this foot that kicked over the cylindrical frame, and all kinds of sunglasses fell like flowers.Preparing to raise the leaned body with great difficulty... To be honest, this posture is not comfortable.Liu Sheng was much taller than him, and because Liu Sheng put his arms around Shen Yin's waist and locked it in front of his waist, Shen Yin could only stand on tiptoe—only her toes barely stepped on the ground.

"——Please stand still!!!" Just as Shenyin's right foot was about to hit the ground, Hiji shouted anxiously.

"Huh?" I don't know why.

"Huh?" The situation was unclear.

"Huh?" Liu Sheng was very puzzled.

"Mi?" Shenyin spoke with difficulty——for wool, I was just about to put my feet down, okay!You are so hard to make me feel that you are not targeting my Hiji!

"Contact lenses..." There was endless darkness in the background of Hiji, and there was no place on his body that did not exude resentment, "It fell..."

Everyone looked at the chaos in this place, speechless and choked.

The water ripples burst, and Hiji was relieved from the memory, still lamenting uncontrollably, why am I so unlucky for being swollen?Who am I to provoke me? !

Tezuka pondered for a while, glanced at the voice, and said, "I see. Is it possible that there is Hiyoshi's contact lens because of somewhere nearby? If this is the case, you really can't act rashly. If it is for this reason, there is no other way." , and, staying still all the time is also a kind of exercise."

Qian stretched out his middle finger and pushed the glasses. I don't know if it was an illusion, but I always felt that Tezuka seemed to be speaking for Shenyin.Although his words are still so fair and just, others may not notice it, but he and Tezuka have known each other for so many years.The probability of feeling wrong is 0.35%...

Shenyin was cast a glance by Tezuka, and felt a tingling scalp and a chill down the spine.He whispered, "I'm really sorry... I really didn't mean it... How did I know that my feet would slip... Riji-kun's glasses are really real, they won't fall off sooner or later, just in time for me to kick them over When it comes to mirrors..."

A light flashed on Liu Sheng's glasses, "Although this is also a kind of exercise, it's tiring to maintain this posture all the time... Besides, we have maintained this posture for more than ten minutes." His hands were also a little sore, Moreover, with such a warm and fragrant nephrite in her arms, it is inevitable that she will be a little... well, wrong-minded.

Moreover, Shenyin kept standing on tiptoe, and she couldn't touch the ground with her right foot... Even though she was supporting her, the pain was inevitable.

"What are you talking about?" Shinozu glanced at Yagyu, "Whose fault is it? It's because the two of you are the culprit, so the posture of the two of you is the most difficult to maintain."

Liu Sheng froze, because Shenyin was about to burrow into the ground in shame.It was even more difficult for Liu Sheng to maintain this posture.

"I'm really sorry... I'm really sorry, I've already apologized, what else do you want to do?" Shenyin regained his composure, and realized that Renzu was actually teasing him. He let out a sigh of relief and said, "Speaking of which, glasses are really troublesome. Yagyu's glasses reflect light during practice matches. Nioh said that he used the reflection of glasses to confuse his opponents during competitions." tactics..."

Immediately he couldn't hold back his laughter.

It's a good way to push the glasses dry, and I silently calculate the possibility of implementation.

Liu Sheng blushed, and retorted unnaturally, "This, how is this possible!"

Shenyin was taken aback for a moment, no, she said it.I had no choice but to get away with a dry laugh.

"It's true that maintenance is troublesome, but it's already a part of my life, so I don't think it's a big deal."

"Speaking of which," Tezuka shot a ray of light in his mind and looked at Gan who had just spoken, "I've been with you for so long, I hardly remember that you took off your glasses."

"Basically, I don't take off my glasses except when I'm sleeping." Qian said lightly, "For me, glasses are like a part of my body."

"Huh?" Shenyin had some black lines, and felt some pain on the sole of her left foot, "Isn't that too exaggerated?!"

"It's not an exaggeration," Shinobu said with a sigh, "For me, glasses are part of my body. I always thought that 'Only Ninja wearing glasses is the real Ninzu'."

"Are plain glasses also troubled by this problem?" Shenyin tilted her head in a small arc, expressing her doubts.

"Of course, that's what happened when I was a child..." Renzu talked about the memories he fell into...

Ninja Ninzu, who was still a primary school student, was playing games at home, and the game controller made a [chacha] sound, and his cousin Ninzu Yuki also sneaked into Ninzu Yushi's room with a large bag of things, and said excitedly, "Hey, Yushi, hurry up Look, look," Ken Ninzu was also wearing an ill-fitting white coat, with a stethoscope hanging around his neck, ran up to Yushi Ninzu, turned around a few times, and showed off the stethoscope again, "I got it from my father. Yes. Let's play the game of mixing doctors!!"

"What are you doing? Kenya?" Ninzuzu's tone was filled with the slightest hint of fear that the game would be interrupted, "Now I'm playing on a high note... Also, that kind of elementary school-like game..."

"Aren't we just elementary school students!" Kenya Ninzu laughed loudly.

Yushi Shinobu suddenly smiled, "That's right." Isn't he just a primary school student!

So when Renzu stood in front of the full-length mirror in his father's white coat and his father's stethoscope, he was a little dazed, "What, you don't look like a doctor..."

"By the way, Yushi." Ken Azume also approached Yushi Ninzu from behind, because the white coat was too long, he couldn't see his feet like a ghost, "Try wearing this."

Shinobu Yushi instantly felt three little birds hovering above his head, "This, what is this, I feel dizzy..."

"Not bad, not bad," Ninzu Apology also clenched his fists in the back, looking excitedly at Ninzu Yushi whose eyes were like spinning mosquito coils, his voice carried the children's joy of discovering a new game, "It looks amazing!!"

Ninazu Yuuji moved his glasses down a little, and said with some uncertainty, "Yes, is it?"

"Yushi puts on his glasses and looks super smart!" Ken Azume also cheered up Yushi Ninzu who lacked confidence.

After the glasses were moved down, Yushi Ninzu's head was not so dizzy, he stared at himself wearing glasses in the mirror, wondering in his heart, this is... him?

Ren Zuzu looked at himself wearing glasses in the oval mirror, and his voice was full of self-satisfied smiles, "Looking at myself wearing glasses in the mirror, I felt a strong sense of existence. Since then, I started wearing flat glasses. In that moment, a new Yuuji Ninja was born."

Shenyin sighed, did such a past still exist... Shenyin looked up at the sky, did Liu Sheng also have such a story?Thinking of Liu Sheng pretending to be a doctor, Shenyin giggled.

This smile itself is not important, but it is very bad to laugh in Shenyin's posture - the soles of her feet are cramp.

"That... I'm sorry... I..." Shenyin said with difficulty, "I..."

"What's wrong?" Liu Sheng looked at Shenyin's expression carefully, not missing the sweat on Shenyin's forehead, "Are you feeling unwell?"

"I...the soles of my feet are cramped and I can't hold it anymore!" After Shenyin finished speaking, she couldn't hold on any longer, and her tiptoed heels fell to the ground with a bang.

However, before he had time to take a breath, a small crisp sound caught Shenyin's thoughts...

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!" Shenyin clasped her hands together, stood in front of Riji and apologized loudly, "Really, I..." Shenyin approached Riji and whispered, "Even if it's for my brother's sake ..." Back to the normal distance, "Just forgive me this time!"

Hiji helped his forehead and said, "Forget it." Since Atobe has already recognized Shenyin, he naturally told Hiyoshi about Shenyin.

Then Shenyin stepped aside in embarrassment, and stood upright.

Liu Sheng walked to Shenyin's side and patted Shenyin's head as comfort.

"Then Hiji," making a lunge to the left of Hiji, "have you decided yet?"

"Um, what to decide." Hiji was a little confused.

"Does it need to be said?" Shinozu suddenly appeared on the right side of Hiyoshi, "Of course, what kind of new glasses should I choose?"

"Functionality and strength are the main points!" Qian's sharp eyes are full of imagination.

"Style and fashion are the focus!!" Ninzuzu glared at Ninzuzu with a knife hidden in his eyes.

The eyes of the two were fierce, sparks splashed wildly.The glasses of both of them shone brightly, looking at Riji in the middle like hungry wolves at the same time, "Tell me, which one to choose!"

"Oh..." Hiji sighed, "It doesn't matter, I basically still wear contact lenses."

"You bastards, what did you do to my shop?!!!!"

"I'm really sorry!" Everyone bowed and apologized, "We'll sort it out for you right away!"

Shenyin gave them a thankful glance, everyone is a good person.

"Well, Shinozu," Shenyin's voice was as soft as a feather, "Why are you here?"

"Huh?" Shinozu picked up a pair of sunglasses, nodded in his heart, this pair feels good, the design is very good and very fashionable, Shenyin will look good when he wears it, "Atobe said that since he is going to compete in Lihai tomorrow, Why not come to Sea House today..."

"Really?" Shenyin smiled lightly, and asked with some hesitation, "Well, you don't need to tell my elder brother what happened to me in this store." There was a taste of coquettishness in her tone, and Xiao Ye said However, when he speaks like this, no one will reject him.

Sure enough, he endured a moment of surprise and nodded.

After tidying up, Shinozu and Hiyoshi left first.Hiji also got new contact lenses, and Shenyin finally felt at ease.

After saying goodbye to Tezuka Kazugan, Shenyin looked suspiciously at Yagyu who was beside her, and said hesitantly, "That...Actually...you are Nioh...isn't that right?!" But she was very sure in her heart.

The author has something to say: This chapter is adapted from the picture drama "Which Side's Eye Show", forgive me, I think it's quite interesting, so I wrote it, hee hee ==

Don’t reward me carelessly, let me say one more thing by the way—I want to accept the author~~~~~~

New pit, poke it gently

Poke it, poke it, I'm a little shou and I won't get pregnant