After agreeing to get married, I went to a dating variety show [Transmigration Book]

At the moment, the audience in the live broadcast room screamed and laughed wildly——

[Hahahahaha actor Cheng is drunk, so that's the way it is! 】

[This program is very worth watching hahaha I have really seen everything]

[Walk through the forest!Where is Chuanlin!Chuanlin come out!How dare you hit Teacher Xiao Tan? Didn't you see Teacher Cheng and you were going crazy! 】

[Chuan Lin Su Suu came out and got beaten hahahaha what a rotten stalk but why is it so funny and sweet]

[Teacher Cheng's educational level, the Chinese teacher didn't know whether to recognize him as a student for a while]

[Teacher Xiaotan: Anyway, I don’t recognize this old attack hahahaha]

[Tan teacher: Numbness, moving will never exceed 3 minutes]

[Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

[Teacher Cheng drunk: hold his wife, kiss his wife, show off his wife, hide his wife, fear that his wife will be robbed, fight for her injustice hahahahaha]

[Su Shi: Blame me? 】

[Mr. Tan was blushing and heartbeating and buried her face in Teacher Cheng's chest shyly and shyly, the next second she raised her head and her face was cold hahahahaha]

[I've been looking forward to it for a long time, please Mr. Cheng do what you should do when you're drunk holding your wife!By the way, how can you get up when you are drunk hehehehe]

[At least we all know that Mr. Cheng is so-big!The two of them did something that minors can't listen to yesterday! 】

[Hahahahaha Tan teacher: Why do you talk about everything, do you want to meet people tomorrow! 】

[Shan Hai Jing husband and wife, why not change their name to Happy Dove, or Social Death Husband? 】

[Scattered flowers are gradually becoming charming eyes, Ku Chun meets you woo woo woo you deserve to be together! ! 】

[It’s late at night, right? I’ll help Teacher Cheng make up a few words. When there’s no one whispering in the middle of the night, a branch of pear blossoms will bring rain in the spring. When it’s the beginning of the new Cheng Enze, a spring night is worth a thousand dollars~~]

【Drunk Shan Hai Jing and his wife are so much fun, don't expect them to get drunk at the same time hahahaha】

……

After failing to get Tan Yesheng's answer, Cheng Fanlin continued to ask: "Honey, tell me who Chuanlin is, I'll go..."

Tan Yesheng raised his head, leaned forward slightly and kissed Cheng Fanlin, blocking his eloquent words.

However, a kiss is obviously not enough to calm down Cheng Fanlin.After the kiss was over, Cheng Fanlin still did not forget his original intention to ask: "Someone dares to bully you, I must..."

Tan Yesheng had no choice but to kiss Cheng Fanlin again.What surprised Tan Yesheng was that after the kiss broke up, Cheng Fanlin was actually aggrieved: "Why did you kiss me and not let me tell you when I mentioned Chuan Lin..."

Tan Yesheng: "..."

"I've convinced you." Talking about Ye Sheng, he was helpless and funny, but it was obviously unreasonable to reason with Cheng Fanlin now, so he simply said, "This matter is a bit complicated to talk about, what do I want to do?" Said, I will tell you tomorrow morning, okay, now let's go back to the room and sleep."

"...Okay, then I'll ask tomorrow." Cheng Fanlin thought for a while and then continued to refuse to go back to the room, "I don't want to sleep, you just said I was drunk, but I am not, so I can't sleep, I To prove that I am not drunk."

Hearing this, Tan Yesheng blinked, and was greatly shocked: "Your memory is too tricky, I didn't see you retorting when I said it just now, but now I'm talking about it... OK, you're not drunk, I'm drunk Okay, I'm sleepy and want to sleep, can you accompany me back to the room, Mr. Cheng?"

This time, Cheng Fanlin didn't bother with addressing anymore, but simply nodded his head: "Okay, let's go to sleep then."

Then, Tan Yesheng watched Cheng Fanlin raise his hand and put it on his eyes. After the ingenious way of "turning off the light", he heard Cheng Fanlin coaxing him gently: "Mr. Xiao Tan, go to bed quickly, Next time, don't drink secretly, although the drunk teacher Xiao Tan is very cute, but you know that your drinking capacity is so bad..."

Tan Yesheng: "...help."

He pulled Cheng Fanlin's hand, raised his eyebrows at Cheng Fanlin's eyes: "The recording of this show will end tomorrow, do you remember?"

Cheng Fanlin thought for a while, then nodded, and said, "Teacher Xiao Tan is reluctant to leave, then we..."

"No, I just remind you that we will be online tomorrow, and we need to meet people." Tan Yesheng couldn't help being happy as he spoke, "I hope you won't be disconnected tomorrow, and you can still be so fearless."

Cheng Fanlin showed an expression that he didn't understand.

Tan Yesheng touched his face again, with a gentle tone: "Cheng Fanlin, I'm relieved of all the previous sacrifices, thank you for making such a big sacrifice tonight."

Now Cheng Fanlin understood: "You still think I'm drunk."

Tan Yesheng smiled at him noncommittally.

Cheng Fanlin began to argue illogically: "You are the one who is drunk, Teacher Xiaotan, I am not. If you think I am drunk, then you must be drunk, or...in fact, I am pretending to be drunk, I am Your acting skills are very good, you know, the last time I pretended to be drunk, I fooled all of you from the very beginning."

Talking about Ye Sheng, he indulged in listening to Cheng Fanlin's drunken words, until he finished listening, he was stunned for a moment and realized: "..."

After two seconds of silence, Tan Yesheng kissed Cheng Fanlin's lips again, in return for Cheng Fanlin's brief shut-up and silence.Biting Cheng Fanlin's lip, Tan Yesheng patted Cheng Fanlin calmly, and said dumbly, "Teacher Cheng, it's best for both of us to continue disconnecting from the Internet tomorrow."

Cheng Fanlin wanted to continue to say something, but was interrupted by Tan Yesheng, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "Where shall we sleep tonight?"

Cheng Fanlin's thoughts were taken away by him: "Just sleep here, isn't it good here? Both of us are hiding here, just the two of us."

Tan Yesheng bent his lower lip: "You will fall to the ground."

"I won't." Cheng Fanlin replied without hesitation.

"Okay." Tan Yesheng pressed Cheng Fanlin's chest again, his tone softened, and he said good night to Cheng Fanlin, "Sleep Come on, Teacher Cheng... In case you fall to the ground in the middle of the night, when I get up tomorrow morning, I will be careful not to step on you. "

The drunk Cheng Fanlin can't be allowed to continue talking, and the "little secrets" between the two of them will almost be shaken out.

Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng hugged and slept on the sofa, and the live broadcast room was quiet, but the hands of the audience who sent the barrage were almost knocking sparks——

[What do you mean! !What does it mean that Teacher Cheng pretended to be drunk last time! ! 】

【That's what we think... light a cigarette jpg】

[It was the time when Cheng Yingdi and his cousin Kang Fei came. Everyone else was chatting in the swimming pool on the roof that night. Cheng Yingdi suddenly got drunk and was taken back to the room by his wife. Coming out of the bedroom... no wonder!ha!At that time, I was also wondering how it is so easy to get drunk without a thousand cups! 】

[Teacher Tan: Stop talking, if you talk about it, both of our underwear are gone]

【This is the end? ? ?Why don't you two take off your clothes and do it? ? ?woo woo woo woo】

[Laughing to death, the drunk teacher Cheng doesn't treat us as outsiders at all, he talks about everything hahahaha]

[Looking forward to them falling off the sofa in the middle of the night! 】

……

In fact, within an hour, Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng both fell from the sofa to the floor.

The sofa in the room was not spacious enough, to be precise, it was quite narrow, barely enough to sleep alone, let alone the two of them.When I was not asleep, I would subconsciously pay attention to it subjectively, and I could still lie down, but when I fell asleep, I tilted slightly, and the two who were hugging each other could only continue to hug each other and fell off the sofa.

Although the sofa is not high, and it doesn't hurt to fall on the floor, this change is enough to wake people up.Not only Tan Yesheng woke up, but Cheng Fanlin who was drunk also woke up.

It's just that Cheng Fanlin woke up very lightly, and didn't seem to realize what happened, so he hugged Tan Yesheng into his arms again, and then closed his eyes to go back to sleep.

Tan Yesheng had no choice but to stick to Cheng Fanlin's neck and rub his cheeks, and said in a soft voice: "Cheng Fanlin, let's go back to the room, it's uncomfortable to sleep here, I feel uncomfortable."

Following the sound, the half-dream and half-awake Cheng Fanlin subconsciously kissed Tan Ye Sheng on the top of his hair, and then said hello.

It's just that after agreeing, Cheng Fanlin became quiet again, showing no intention of taking any action.

Tan Yesheng leaned close to Cheng Fanlin's ear, and called him again: "Teacher Cheng?"

"Cheng Fanlin?"

Without waiting for a response, Tan Yesheng gave up struggling.Forget it, the wooden floor is cold and hard, but it is said that sleeping is good for the back.

As for how the audience in front of the camera thinks... How do you think about it after watching a movie, talking about Ye Sheng's broken pots, thinking that it is not easy to bring joy to people.

Tan Yesheng was comforting himself like this, but suddenly he felt Cheng Fanlin move, and Cheng Fanlin, who sat up, hugged him up.

Tan Yesheng froze for a moment, opened his eyes and looked at Cheng Fanlin.The lights were not turned off in the living room, so Cheng Fanlin's eyebrows and eyes were very clear, but talking about Ye Sheng, he still couldn't quite tell Cheng Fanlin's current state... I don't know if he is still intoxicated, or a little bit Sober up.

Tan Yesheng was carried back to the inner room by Cheng Fanlin, and he was placed firmly on the bed, and then Cheng Fanlin put his whole body on top of Tan Yesheng again, hugging Tan Yesheng with his cheeks carelessly, Cheng Fanlin was talking about Tan Yesheng He said very honestly in his ear: "You yelled so much that I reacted..."

Feeling Cheng Fanlin's "reaction" and listening to Cheng Fanlin's words, Tan Yesheng was a little dazed: "Aren't you drunk, are you more sober? And I called your name twice just now."

The meaning of Tan Yesheng's words is obvious, that is... can this react?

It's too good to tease...

Cheng Fanlin lightly bit Tan Yesheng's earlobe, then let go, and slapped him openly: "Well, Teacher Xiao Tan, you are too good at seducing people."

Saying this, Cheng Fanlin, who was half asleep and half awake, remembered again, and shared with Tan Yesheng in a vague tone: "The time you were drunk... You took advantage of me and kissed my face... Let me tell you the truth, Teacher Xiao Tan , I also had an immediate reaction that time..."

Tan Yesheng was taken aback when he heard such a "self-explosion" with a desire to share.If it were in a normal state, Tan Yesheng would have to tease Cheng Fanlin no matter what at this moment, but tonight was disturbed too much by the drunk Cheng Fanlin, so Tan Yesheng only thought about it seriously, and it was incomprehensible. Ask back: "Didn't we still dislike each other at that time... No wonder you didn't read my jokes and laughed at me after I sobered up that time, and your first reaction was still guilty... Wait——"

Cheng Fanlin fumbled and grabbed Tan Yesheng's hand, and then brought him to the place he wanted in a very directional way.

"Teacher Xiao Tan," Cheng Fanlin whispered in Tan Yesheng's ear, "I'm drunk, let me take advantage of it."

"..." Tan Yesheng pursed his lips, and then his tone was as gentle as water, "Mr. Cheng, stop talking. If you talk again, I'm afraid that my subordinates will take the opportunity to retaliate."