After agreeing to get married, I went to a dating variety show [Transmigration Book]

At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast——

[! ! !Is it so intense hehehe]

[I knew that the drunk teacher Cheng would not let his wife go... Poor pillow, I thought it was my eyesight when it flew out just now]

[Sihasha, I don't feel sorry for Teacher Xiaotan, actor Cheng, fire him quickly!Stir fry on high fire, fry and cry, forget the existence of the camera! 】

[I hate that the program crew puts the shot too far, but if the field of view is a little further in, it is too strange to only see a threshold!woo woo woo]

[Now I want to wear that pillow with my soul, I can lie on the ground and watch it hehe]

[Small face is yellow QwQ I think they are not in bed now]

[Maybe by the bed, maybe by the window, maybe by the door, and you can take the pillow back with just a stretch of your hand... Bitter tea flies all over the screen~]

【I'm shy, I'm embarrassed to look at it, I just want to hear a sound, can I blushing】

[Where are the program crew members!I paid a lot of money to buy a camera, just ask you to install it at the door!Don't even have to go to the room! 】

[Two teachers, the bedroom is too small, just look how spacious the living room is!There are sofas and coffee tables, and eating and drinking can prevent you from getting hungry! 】

[I tripped as soon as I entered the live broadcast room, what's the situation! 】

……

Listening to Tan Ye Sheng's words, "You really don't look very good right now"... Cheng Fanlin narrowed his eyes, and became even more depressed: "I just had a few minutes to think that you are kind, and I don't know where it is." It's an illusion... You don't have to be so obvious to gloat, anyway, you have to take some responsibility for my current situation."

Tan Ye Sheng didn't take the pot: "You asked for retribution, it's none of my business."

As he spoke, Tan Yesheng struggled with his hands, trying to break free from Cheng Fanlin's hands.It is impossible for him to stay in the room with Cheng Fanlin, and now Tangtang is going out to stay under the camera, maybe he can save the almost ruined innocence.

However, Cheng Fanlin refused to let it go: "Don't think about it, I can't let you go out."

"..." Talking about Ye Sheng was helpless, so he had no choice but to break up with him, "I think most of the audience should be relatively simple, and maybe they won't think so much when they see a pillow."

Cheng Fanlin shrugged his shoulders: "Obviously, you are relatively simple with this kind of thinking."

Tan Yesheng clicked his tongue softly, and said: "Just now you pretended to be drunk in front of people, even if the audience thinks wrong, they probably won't think it's your problem... maybe they think I can't do it. ? Look at how calm I am. I don’t worry about being misunderstood on this point at all. The main thing is self-confidence... You pull me and don’t let me go out, saying that you are afraid of being misunderstood, but in fact you are not confident, right? You really can’t do it? "

"..." Cheng Fanlin was dumbfounded when he heard the words. He didn't expect Tan Yesheng to be so talkative, but the aggressive method doesn't work, so why do adults use aggressive methods.

"Can I do it? Didn't you see it that morning?" Cheng Fanlin said indifferently, "Also, it's just the two of us together. Look at the height, physique, and personality. Obviously I am On the one above, no one will suspect that you can’t do it, so don’t think too much about it.”

Tan Yesheng raised his eyebrows: "I'm not as powerful as you, and I'm still childish."

After finishing speaking, Tan Yesheng smiled coolly at Cheng Fanlin, then raised his foot and planned to go out.Although he was still being pulled by Cheng Fanlin, Cheng Fanlin was indeed stronger than him, but isn't this guy in a bad state now? Tan Yesheng broke the jar and forcibly walked out, thinking whatever he wanted, anyway. According to Cheng Fanlin's logic, it won't be him talking about Ye Sheng that would be embarrassing.

Talking about Ye Sheng's attitude of "going to die together" gave Cheng Fanlin a headache.He quickly pulled the man back with all his strength, and pushed him down into the bed again, holding him tight.

"Don't make trouble, let's make peace for the sake of the [-] million yuan," Cheng Fanlin said.

Being pressed on the quilt, Tan Yesheng was speechless, bent his knees and wanted to add a second injury to Cheng Fanlin, but was quickly pinned down by Cheng Fanlin's sharp eyes.

Cheng Fanlin sighed again and said, "Why do men make things difficult for men? If the [-] million won't convince you... you should think about your own face. After all, it's on a marriage certificate. I can't be suspected. Your face Can't make it through either?"

"I don't think so. At most, there will be some netizens who feel sorry for me, and think that they have finally found the reason for your weird temper." The right hand was not suppressed, Tan Yesheng pushed Cheng Fanlin's shoulder vigorously, but Cheng Fanlin was caught by Cheng Fan Lin tightened his grip.

After a while, he still couldn't break free, Tan Yesheng chose to give up, he let go of his strength, and looked numbly at Cheng Fanlin above: "...I don't want to go out, please let me go."

Hearing this, Cheng Fanlin blinked his eyes, then stared at Tan Yesheng's eyes seriously, and he took a while to move—he shook his head: "If you don't believe me, don't let go."

Tan Yesheng: "..."

After being speechless for a while, Tan Yesheng asked again: "Then what are you going to do, just stay still like this?"

Cheng Fanlin thought for a while and said, "Let's talk about it later."

He answered as if he didn't answer, Tan Yesheng could only roll his eyes at him politely, and then raised his hand to push him: "If you can't do it, you can go to the door, can I sit inside and read a book?" ? Don't you think it's weird to be so close?"

Cheng Fanlin paused, and wanted to say that he really didn't think it was weird... He was already a little dizzy, but now he was very comfortable taking advantage of it.

But this can't be said to Tan Yesheng, so after hesitating, Cheng Fanlin regretfully let go of Tan Yesheng, and just continued to stare at his actions.

Tan Yesheng sat up, rubbed his wrists, and then went to the bedside to pick up the magazine Cheng Fanlin flipped through the day before.The content of the magazine does not really interest him, but it is still good to pass the time.

"I've been delayed for quite a while now. It's nine o'clock now. It should take half an hour before I finish reading this magazine. Is this time okay?" Tan Yesheng leaned against the bedside and asked.

Cheng Fanlin felt it was impossible: "At least... I won't let you out before eleven o'clock."

Tan Yesheng laughed, and said in a cool tone, "You are quite conceited, why didn't you say that you will let me go after the sun comes out tomorrow?"

Cheng Fanlin said modestly: "After all, in the eyes of the audience, I am drunk now, and it is relatively understandable that it will affect my performance."

Tan Yesheng: "..."

Forget it, he'd better read the magazines, and get angry when he sees Cheng Fanlin.

……

Tan Yesheng flipped through the magazine very slowly, because he was bored, so he even read the advertisements in the magazine side by side.After reading the whole book like this, the time is only [-]:[-].

He started to feel drowsy in the afternoon, but now he was even more tired. Tan Yesheng raised his hand and yawned slightly, then straightened up and reasoned with Cheng Fanlin who was sitting at the end of the bed: "I have to wash up. I'm afraid I'll just fall asleep in the bathroom if I'm a little bit...you restrain your worthless self-esteem, it's almost an hour, and you said it yourself, the audience knows that you are now a drunk dog..."

"Who is the dog?" Cheng Fanlin raised his eyebrows as if he couldn't grasp the point.

Tan Yesheng: "...Cheng Fanlin, I really want to kill now."

Cheng Fanlin had no choice but to raise his hand to touch his neck, then put his hand down and said, "Why don't you change your clothes before going out? Anyway, you have to change into pajamas anyway."

Talking about Ye Sheng Yile: "You have to do a full set of dramas, right? Your logic is quite careful."

"I didn't do a full set, otherwise I should at least bite a few teeth marks on your neck... Don't look at me like this, your eyes can't kill people, but they are scary." Cheng Fanlin said calmly.

After thinking about it again, Cheng Fanlin changed his tactics to persuade Ye Sheng: "It's normal for an actor to have an unstable work schedule. How can you be sleepy before ten o'clock, just keep going."

Tan Yesheng: "..."

During filming, his work and rest follow the crew notice, but when not filming, he can do 24 hours a day, [-] hours of which are spent sleeping.Although usually not so exaggerated, but he can really do it.

Tan Yesheng stood up and looked peacefully at Cheng Fanlin who had been watching his movements: "Cheng Fanlin, I am already very friendly tonight, if you still dare to stop me from going out, I will directly Saying in front of the camera that you can't do it is still being brave... It just so happens that next year we will divorce, and there will be another reasonable explanation in front of the public."

Cheng Fanlin: "...Why bother?"

Tan Yesheng shrugged.

"You were drunk before, and you felt that the whole network was dead, and I went downstairs to get you even the bread you ate. And today's script killing, I finally helped you find the program crew to get a mask." Cheng Fanlin tried Flipping through the "old grace" he talked about with Ye Sheng, but for the time being, he seemed to only remember these two small things. "You change your clothes before going out. You'd better look tired...I'll give you 50 performance fees."

Tan Yesheng: "..."

In his previous life, he was an actor to the peak, and he never had the experience of earning 50 yuan just by changing his clothes... After all, he is a serious actor. 50 doesn't sound like much. He even has a check for [-] million now, but...it's not a lot. Who would think it's easy to make money.

Anyway, since people's innocence is no longer guaranteed, it would be nice to make some money by the way.

So Tan Yesheng's expression softened, and he asked Cheng Fanlin: "Really give me 50? I promised to marry you, the sacrifice is so big, you only give me 50 a month."

Cheng Fanlin: "...Did your forgetfulness eat up that house and car?"

"Tell you about working capital." Tan Yesheng smiled.

Cheng Fanlin got up and took out the checkbook again... It wasn't even more than 24 hours since he wrote a check to Tan Yesheng last time, and Cheng Fanlin felt that he was shining golden and full of the fragrance of money.

"Here." Cheng Fanlin wrote the check and handed it to Tan Yesheng, "Can you take back that 'worthless self-esteem' just now?"

Tan Yesheng raised his eyebrows, took the check calmly and looked at it.

"It's really amazing to be rich." After commenting, Tan Yesheng turned around to put the check, and said at the same time, "But, Mr. Cheng, your self-esteem is worth 50 yuan?"

To this, Cheng Fanlin replied: "The main thing is moderate consumption."

Tan Yesheng collected money to do things, took out his pajamas and glanced at Cheng Fanlin: "Close your eyes."

Cheng Fanlin snorted softly when he heard the words, but still kept his mouth shut: "Who would like to see you, hugging your body that still hurts your hands?"

"..." Tan Yesheng muttered "Don't quarrel with the dog, don't quarrel with the dog..." Then he began to take off his clothes.

Seeing his slender fingers lift up the hem of his jacket, revealing a section of his slender waist, Cheng Fanlin was stunned and then closed his eyes... It's just that the picture still seemed to be in front of his eyes, and it lingered and stretched out Think of it.

Terrible.

……

After changing into pajamas, seeing that Cheng Fanlin was obediently closing his eyes, Tan Yesheng didn't say anything to him, and walked out of the bedroom smoothly.When he was at the door, he paused, thought for a while, bent over to pick up the pillow at the door, and threw it into Cheng Fanlin's body.

The audience in the live broadcast room watched this scene and sent barrage——

【#成汉临不不行# My wife can still get out of bed, Mr. Cheng, I look down on you (狗头]

[Is the quality of the night vision lens bad? Hahaha, I feel that Mr. Tan’s hair is messy and his eyes are sleepy]

[Who designed this long-sleeved pajamas!Not pretty at all!The best pajamas in the world are the emperor's new clothes!Teacher Tan, please quickly untie two buttons to avoid shortness of breath! 】

[According to this trend, I think before the end of the recording, we should be able to see Mr. Cheng stir fry Mr. Tan and then carry Mr. Tan to the bathroom and continue frying hehe]

……

In fact, Tan Yesheng's hair was messed up during the previous "fight" and changing clothes, and the tired eyes were because he was really sleepy...

After washing and drying his hair, he returned to the bedroom. Tan Yesheng lifted the quilt and was about to go to sleep. Before he lay down, he glanced at Cheng Fanlin who was still sitting at the end of the bed motionless: "Are you going to keep pretending to be drunk and not go out?" , Sleep directly, or go to the bathroom to wash up?"

Cheng Fanlin turned his head and looked at Tan Yesheng, thinking that he should not be out of concern: "Is there any difference to you?"

Talking about Ye Sheng, he said honestly: "I want to turn off the lights."

If Cheng Fanlin continued to sit still, his plan to turn off the lights might not go well.

Cheng Fanlin: "..."

Cheng Fan stood up and turned off the lights, then left the room with his pajamas.Tan Yesheng watched him go out, and found that this guy deliberately messed up his hair a little bit, and untied a few more buttons on his clothes that were not neat.

Tan Yesheng: "..."

Talking about Ye Sheng is a bit confused, still can't figure out why Cheng Fanlin has to do such a complete play... Is there any point other than to make the audience who suspect that they are hanging out in the room more firmly guess?

However, Tan Yesheng was very satisfied with the process of turning off the lights before going out.Too lazy to think about Cheng Fanlin's brain circuit, Tan Yesheng turned over and closed his eyes.

When Cheng Fanlin returned to the inner room in the dark, Tan Yesheng had already fallen asleep.

Once again admiring Tan Ye Sheng's sleep quality, Cheng Fanlin lay down lightly into his bed.

Probably because of insomnia and lack of sleep last night, although Cheng Fanlin still had a lot of things on his mind tonight, he didn't fall asleep anymore.

It's just that although he fell asleep, he didn't sleep soundly, and Cheng Fan was trapped in all kinds of feasting and feasting dreams.The scene in the dream is changing, but the person who appears in the dream is always the same... Cheng Fanlin dreamed of Tan Yesheng, first he dreamed of Tan Yesheng saying "I love you" with flushed cheeks, and then dreamed of Tan Yesheng She kissed his face sweetly and tenderly.

In the dream, he couldn't control his subconscious, and wanted to turn his head to meet Tan Yesheng's lips, but then the surrounding scene changed again.Tan Yesheng also changed from sitting next to him to lying in his arms... Tan Yesheng, with mist in his eyes and red eyes at the end of his eyes, stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around his neck, and then leaned closer to rub his face obediently.

Cheng Fanlin just wanted to reach out to touch his head, but the scene around him changed again. Tan Yesheng, who was just pitiful and cute just now, suddenly became irritable and prickly, chasing him around with a pillow and beating him. After hitting the pillow, he became Tan Yesheng Ye Sheng himself threw himself into Cheng Fanlin's arms.In the dream, Cheng Fanlin hugged Tan Yesheng at a loss, and finally had no choice but to put him back on the bed.

然后谈叶声就看着他，一会儿可怜巴巴的说你抱抱我，一会儿矜持羞涩的说我爱你，一会儿又语气凉凉的说你等着我迟早揍死你，最后还挑衅说你就是不行, you don't have confidence, don't be broken by my elbow...

In the dream, Cheng Fanlin was so disturbed that his thoughts were completely confused. In the end, he could only kiss Tan Yesheng's lips so that he could not speak anymore, and then told Tan Yesheng that he was fine with practical actions.

……

In the early morning, Cheng Fanlin woke up again from his sleep. When he just opened his eyes, his breathing continued from the dream, messy and heavy.

In the dream, Cheng Fanlin was furious and helpless but indulged in happiness, and when he woke up from the dream, Cheng Fanlin was only distraught... He was not the one who was comfortable, but it was he who had to clean up the mess and deal with the collapse of the worldview. It's such an unfair world.