After agreeing to get married, I went to a dating variety show [Transmigration Book]

Tan Yesheng waited dumbly for Cheng Fanlin's reaction, as long as Cheng Fanlin dared to laugh at him, he would definitely rush over and suffocate this guy with a quilt.

However, to his surprise, Cheng Fanlin, who had always been a man, did not laugh at him at this moment, but turned around with a guilty conscience and walked outside.

"..." Tan Ye's voice became even more numb, and called out to stop him, "Cheng Fanlin."

Cheng Fanlin, who was walking out, paused for a moment, had no choice but to turn around, and met Tan Yesheng's eyes again.

"Why are you running?" Tan Yesheng asked calmly.

"..." Cheng Fanlin was stopped by the question, and then he had a flash of inspiration, looked at the water glass in his hand, and replied, "Go out and put the glass."

Tan Yesheng said "Oh" and nodded: "That's right, it's easier to fight with the cup down."

Cheng Fanlin: "..."

After finishing the water in the cup, Cheng Fanlin casually put it on the shelf next to him, then walked a little closer to Tan Yesheng, scrutinized his expression while walking, and said hesitantly: "You don't look... Do you remember?"

Tan Yesheng showed his first smile after waking up, and it made Cheng Fanlin feel a little cold.

"The memory is better." Tan Yesheng said with a smile.

"Then... you said 'it's not good to fight' yourself, remember?" Cheng Fanlin continued to look at Tan Yesheng's expression, and then said a little helplessly, "Forget it, you can scold me if you want to." Swear, it’s not impossible to fight, but it’s better to be quiet, so as not to misunderstand those who are still watching our live broadcast.”

Tan Yesheng: "..."

Taking a deep breath slowly, Tan Yesheng smiled at Cheng Fanlin again: "How can I scold you, it's not that you made me drink, and it's not that you made me drink so badly. I'm already bad at drinking. Don't be afraid of death, you have to play games... Speaking of which, do you remember what we said before the game?"

Tan Yesheng's state was a bit intimidating, Cheng Fan was ready to stand up, walked to the wall facing Tan Yesheng and leaned against it, and then stopped moving.

"Remember... right?" Cheng Fanlin replied hesitantly.

After Cheng Fanlin's words fell, Tan Yesheng grabbed the pillow next to him and threw it with his backhand, his tone became angry: "You still have the nerve to remember! I told you to stop me, and you yourself said you would look at me! The result! I asked you to stop me from talking, but you talked to me the most enthusiastically!"

Cheng Fanlin grabbed the pillow that was thrown over him, and when he heard that he was quite clueless, he subconsciously snapped back: "That can't be my fault, who knew you couldn't even survive five cans of fruit wine, and even took a pillow when you were drunk When I was a baby, I was already very friendly if I could coax you back then, okay...you are easy to deceive when you are drunk, and you can be deceived without taking candy. "

Tan Yesheng: "..."

Fortunately, there were originally two pillows on the bed, but one was thrown out just now, and now there is another one that can be thrown away.

Tan Yesheng threw it towards Cheng Fanlin's face, and then it was no surprise that he didn't hit it, Cheng Fanlin grabbed the pillow again.

Tan Yesheng took a deep breath and nodded: "I'm drunk myself, and I can't blame you for being unreliable when I'm drunk and stupid, although I really want to silence my mouth indiscriminately now... Then there is one more thing, you and I Explain explain?"

Cheng Fan's heart skipped a beat.

Then, as expected, Tan Yesheng asked speechlessly and angrily: "Why did you suddenly hug me back to the room?"

Cheng Fanlin: "..." He couldn't answer those words.

"I didn't think about it at that time, and being stupid in front of the live broadcast was enough to embarrass me, but you suddenly hugged me, and the princess hug..."

Tan Yesheng just thought about it carefully. With the situation at that time and the state of Cheng Fanlin, if he was sober, he would think that Cheng Fanlin was plotting against him, and if he wanted to take him back to the room to do something, the live broadcast room would be blocked. Things... the parties involved are so skeptical, it is even more impossible for others not to want to be crooked.

The more Tan Yesheng thought about it, the more he gritted his teeth: "...Are you stacking buffs? Drunk and stupid, anxious in the live broadcast... My image is completely gone, you are not giving me any way to survive."

After finishing speaking, Tan Yesheng pulled the quilt around his body and wrapped his head in it.

Seeing him like this, Cheng Fanlin coughed lightly, and managed to find something to "comfort" him: "Actually...it's okay, I went downstairs after I carried you back to your room. I didn't ask anything, I still care about you..."

Tan Yesheng raised his head and looked at him, expressionless: "Then I thank you."

Cheng Fanlin held back the "You're welcome" that he almost blurted out.

After complaining about his depression, Tan Yesheng fell into a long silence again.

Cheng Fanlin was a little worried that he was going to die, so after a while, he carefully took two steps towards the bed.

Tan Yesheng raised his head suddenly.

The moment Ye Sheng and Tan Ye Sheng looked into each other's eyes, Cheng Fanlin felt that he remembered a poem - "draw your sword and look around at a loss".

... It fits Tan Yesheng's state of being a swordsman but numb at the moment.

Throwing both pillows back on the bed, Cheng Fanlin cleared his throat: "How about I give you a suggestion?"

Tan Yesheng continued to stare at him without saying a word.

Cheng Fanlin continued: "Actually, you can pretend to be fragmented and don't remember anything. Anyway, no one will doubt this when you are in a drunk state. Compared with this, I am actually miserable. They know you're drunk and won't think too much about it, but I wasn't drunk at the time, so I can't get rid of that anxious name, and I can't pretend to have amnesia."

Tan Yesheng sneered twice, and said in a cool tone, "Then you are so miserable, do you want me to burn some paper money for you to use?"

Cheng Fanlin: "...I thought you didn't plan to use violence to kill someone."

"Oh." Tan Yesheng curled his lips, "I just carefully calculated, if I want to silence everyone who knows, how many years will I have to spend in prison."

Cheng Fanlin: "...What is the calculation result?"

"Death penalty, what is there to count?" Tan Yesheng said, getting angry again.

Cheng Fanlin: "..."

Tan Yesheng tore off the quilt covering his head, threw it away, then stared at Cheng Fanlin, and said: "In the few seconds just now, I thought about it again. Guess I What good idea did you come up with?"

Cheng Fanlin's throat twitched slightly: "In short, the possibility of destroying the world is indeed relatively low."

"Indeed. But I thought of a way to improve the current fatal situation of my entire network." Tan Yesheng was very serious and discussed with Cheng Flin, "Do you think the matter of 'widowhood', can you surround Wei and save Zhao?" ?”

Cheng Fanlin: "...Wai Cheng's rescue is not advisable. After all, if there are no accidents, I should live a long life. I won't be able to die naturally for a while."

Hearing this, talking about Ye Sheng showed a very regretful expression, and continued: "Actually, it's the most cost-effective to kill your mouth. In the future, there will be no troublesome people like you who are difficult to deal with me, and no matter what, the two of us Now it's on a marriage certificate, and when I'm in the 'widowed' state, other people will be embarrassed to make fun of me about your life."

"You don't need to go into such detail." Cheng Fanlin coughed lightly, "After all, it's impossible to achieve."

"So at that time, why did you hug me all of a sudden?" After making up a mess, Tan Yesheng returned to the original question.

He was really puzzled by this matter.

That is to say, when he was drunk, it was easier to fool him, and he didn't like to make troubles, so he was successfully carried back to the room by Cheng Fanlin.

As long as he is still a little conscious, he can throw himself to the ground as soon as he is picked up.

Cheng Fanlin: "..."

"If there is only the embarrassing thing of being drunk and stupid, I am too embarrassed to break it with you. After all, if you are not careful, you will laugh at me... In our relationship, you didn't laugh at me at the first time and planned to see me." Good show, I was guilty just now because of the matter of carrying me back to the room, right?" Talking about Ye Sheng has a reason.

Cheng Fanlin hated himself for having a guilty conscience, as expected he shouldn't have thought of being a human being.

When Tan Yesheng said this, Cheng Fanlin also came to his senses after a while... What a guilty conscience, anyway, Tan Yesheng didn't know that his body had a reaction at that time.

So Cheng Fanlin cleared his throat again, leaned against the wall in a slack posture, and said openly: "Who told you to kiss me suddenly at that time, we haven't settled the account of you taking advantage of me. You See how reasonable I am, just now I didn’t care about you because you were drunk. By the way, you took off my clothes during the game, and you were sober when you took off my clothes.”

If you unbutton a button, it's off!

"..." Tan Yesheng choked, and then began to mess with logic, "Drunk Tan Yesheng kissed you, and I remember that drunk Tan Yesheng had already apologized to you, you didn't If you pursue it, then there is no follow-up, don't disturb the water now. Quickly explain your... Don't you really plot against me, right?"

Cheng Fanlin raised his eyebrows: "Then why don't you drink some more wine and get drunk once?"

Tan Yesheng frowned: "What do you mean?"

"I hugged Tan Yesheng who was drunk, and if I want to explain it, I have to explain it to him... No, Tan Yesheng, who was drunk, didn't resist my princess hug, why are you angry now?" Cheng Fanlin had plausible words.

Tan Yesheng: "..."

Out of breath, Tan Yesheng picked up the pillow that Cheng Fanlin had just thrown back, and threw it over again.

This time he was smashed by two pillows in succession, Cheng Fanlin grabbed the first one, and before he could dodge the second one in time, he was smashed just right.

Although it doesn't hurt to hit someone with a pillow, but there are no other weapons at hand.Now that Cheng Fanlin was hit, Tan Yesheng felt better.

"Seriously." Tan Yesheng said.

Cheng Fanlin clicked his tongue softly: "You didn't even tell me seriously, and you expected me to tell you seriously, it's too double standard, to be obedient and reasonable when you're not drunk."

"It's easy to lie if you're not drunk." Tan Yesheng said angrily.

Tan Yesheng's emotions were aroused, and now his face was very rosy, and his expression was very vivid...although it was vivid with anger and depression.

Cheng Fanlin stared at him like this, and somehow wanted to laugh.

He really couldn't help laughing.

Then Tan Yesheng gave Tan Yesheng a ferocious stare.

"Okay, let me be serious." Cheng Fanlin could only hold back his smile, and tried to be serious, "At that time, you suddenly kissed me, and I was shocked. I was worried that you would continue to do outrageous things, so I just In a daze, I carried you back to the room."

...well, that's a pretty good explanation.Cheng Fanlin applauded himself.

"Oh, so you're still blaming me?" Tan Yesheng said in a cool tone, "Didn't you just kiss me on the cheek? Those who didn't know thought I took off your pants in front of the live broadcast camera."

Cheng Fanlin coughed lightly and remained silent.

Tan Yesheng began to feel depressed again after thinking about it.He was depressed, so he pulled back the quilt that he had just thrown away and wrapped it up.

"Forget it on the Internet. Anyway, if I can't see it, I will pretend that no one knows me. But there are other people in this villa, and I will get along with them for half a month. I can't bear this face." Tan Yesheng became sullen.

Seeing his pitiful appearance, Cheng Fanlin raised the idea again in a good voice: "Just pretend to lose your memory."

"And then? Someone next time, put in front of me the video evidence of the process of me being drunk, kissing your face, and you carrying me back to the room? I have to pretend that I saw the content in the video for the first time." , Are you tired?" Tan Yesheng said gloomily.

"Then I can only dig a hole for you." Cheng Fanlin shrugged.

Tan Yesheng glared at him again.

The room was silent for a while, and then Cheng Fan coughed and said, "Then, if you don't want to fight, I'll go out?"

Tan Yesheng returned to his expressionless state, and raised his head: "I'm hungry, go and bring me something to eat."

He must not appear in the live broadcast camera now.

"You ordered me so smoothly, why should I obey you?" Cheng Fanlin raised his eyebrows.

Tan Yesheng stared at him: "Then why did you hug me in such a hurry?"

Cheng Fanlin: "...Do you dare to say something else?"

"Don't dare." Tan Yesheng was confident.

Cheng Fanlin: "...You can do it."

Forget it, who made him feel guilty, why don't you just get something to eat, just get it.Cheng Fanlin murmured to himself in his heart.

The moment Cheng Fanlin walked out of the room, the audience squatting in the live broadcast room became more enthusiastic——

【Come out, come out! 】

[Actor Cheng is still the only one... It is reasonable to guess that Mr. Tan is sober and doubting his life, so he is embarrassed to appear on camera]

【So, what did the two of them do in the room just now?Mr. Cheng turned on the light and walked in for so long, so he couldn’t do nothing, hehe]

[Didn’t Teacher Tan fall asleep in the middle of the dodo in the afternoon, maybe continue to do the rest, it’s probably inconvenient for Teacher Tan to come out without clothes]

[Sigh, the Shan Hai Jing couple should learn from Teacher Xue Cheng's own body reaction, be honest, or treat us as outsiders]

……

There was no convenient hot food to eat in the refrigerator, so Cheng Fanlin brought bread and milk for Tan Yesheng.

"Others go to the bonfire party to dance and eat seafood, and the two of us eat slices of bread for dinner." Cheng Fanlin clicked his tongue softly, and handed the food in his hand to Tan Yesheng.

Tan Yesheng had already got off the bed, and now he was sitting by the window sill.

The windows of their room faced the sea, and they could see the situation on the coast. Some of the grand events of the bonfire party stretching along the coastline were transmitted from afar.Tan Yesheng tore a slice of bread and stuffed it into his mouth while staring out the window.

Seeing Ye Sheng eating so numbly and distracted, Cheng Fanlin thought about it, and suddenly reached out to take a piece of bread from him.

However, Tan Yesheng's instinct to protect food was still there, as soon as Cheng Fanlin stretched out his hand, he subconsciously closed the bag of toast slices.

Cheng Fanlin: "..."

Tan Yesheng turned his gaze back from the window, put it on Cheng Fanlin, and asked him, "What are you doing? Get it yourself when you're hungry, don't eat mine."

Cheng Fanlin tried to remind him: "I brought this up for you."

Tan Yesheng: "Once it's in my hands, it's mine."

"This bread tastes average, and it's not something rare." Cheng Fanlin said.

"It's not a rare thing, you still snatch it from me?" Tan Yesheng curled his lips.

Cheng Fanlin: "... Forget it, let's talk about something else. I can help you get this food out of kindness, but you can't stay out of your room and go downstairs. What are you going to do?"

Talking about Ye Sheng bothers him: "You have to bring up bad things while I'm eating."

Cheng Fanlin shrugged: "How about... I'll find you a mask and put it on?"

"I want to cover up my ears and steal the bell." Tan Yesheng commented.

Cheng Fanlin thought about it too: "It's true that you can't wear a mask, otherwise you will be told tomorrow that we two kissed so passionately in the room that your lips are swollen, so you have to wear a mask to cover it up."

Tan Yesheng: "...can you speak humanly?"

Cheng Fanlin was very upset, the bastard said: "I can't think of anyone to say at the moment."

Tan Yesheng sighed: "Forget it... As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed." He still has this bit of cheek, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fight with Cheng Fanlin for so long.

However, when Cheng Fanlin heard the words, he continued, "But you look quite embarrassed now."

Tan Yesheng: "...Cheng Fanlin, do you really want me to experience the feeling of being widowed? I should be able to receive a lot of gifts at the funeral, right?"

"..." Cheng Fanlin coughed lightly, and after thinking about it, he suddenly came up with a good idea, "Save up your anger, and when Kang Fei comes to vent your anger on him, he is the culprit."

Tan Yesheng: "...Your cousin is really dear."

But this idea is not bad, so Tan Ye Sheng asked again: "Are you so sure it will be him?"

"The program team is not stupid. They spent so much money and rushed to reorganize the planning, just to catch our hot spot, and they will definitely not let it go." Cheng Fanlin said, "Besides, we are relatives and friends in the circle. There are not many friends, and the program team didn't ask us for other contact information in advance, so it can only be Kang Fei."

"When it comes to the candidate for the flight guest, it is true that Kang Fei has the highest probability. But what I mean is that Kang Fei may not be willing to come, and he is not short of money, so he should be reluctant to die." Tan Yesheng said.

Cheng Fanlin clicked his tongue softly: "What you said, it seems like the two of us can kill him."

Cheng Fanlin felt that Kang Fei should be able to leave the floating island alive, after all, Cheng Fanlin survived from Tan Yesheng tonight.

"Can't I share a piece of bread?" Cheng Fanlin asked again.

"No." Tan Yesheng did not hesitate.

No one has yet been born who can take food from him.

……

You don't have to go out to eat, but he has to go to the bathroom anyway.It was very late, Tan Yesheng still reluctantly took the change of clothes, and walked out of the room with a natural expression.

Barrage--

【talk!old!division!Finally showed up woo woo woo]

[Tan teacher's clothes and pants are so wrinkled, what happened! 】

[You're still wearing afternoon clothes, you're not wild at all, Mr. Cheng, can't you! 】

[Cheng Fanlin definitely can't, unless the two of them live broadcast to prove it hehe]

[Teacher Tan’s expression is a bit strange, it’s just trying to pretend to be calm, there are two possibilities—Teacher Tan feels embarrassed and embarrassed to face the camera; Teacher Tan is unwell, trying to be natural while walking but still unable to control his expression]

[I have a showdown, I want to see the two of them mandarin duck bathing]

……

It's a pity that Ye Sheng couldn't see the barrage right now.

After taking a bath, his body relaxed, and his mood also eased, and he felt that he could calmly deal with today's bad social events.

So he slept soundly and soundly all night.

Tan Yesheng fell asleep quickly, and when Cheng Fan turned over, he found that he was already asleep, and felt quite convinced.

"I slept for so long before, but I was still able to sleep." Cheng Fanlin muttered softly, and then added, "You are also very relieved...the world is at peace."

However, after getting up the next morning and going downstairs, I met Fang Jing and the others on the way, seeing Tan Yesheng's expression that suddenly became numb, Cheng Fanlin felt that he had relaxed too early.

Before Fang Jing and the others spoke, Tan Yesheng spoke first: "Don't talk to me, thank you, thank you for treating me as an invisible person."

Fang Jing and the others were stunned for a while, and they laughed for a while, either not laughing or not... they could only hold back their laughter.

Cheng Fanlin also couldn't help laughing: "It's not like that, you still have to count your head when eating."

It's good that Cheng Fanlin didn't speak, but when he spoke, Tan Yesheng, who fell into a depressed state again, opened his mouth and said, "I still want to change the status of the household registration book to widowed, do you want to?"

Cheng Fanlin: "... why don't you look forward to today's flying guest, I hope the person who will come is Kang Fei, what do you think?"

Just like the hearts of the guests at the scene, the barrage was already laughing like crazy——

[Teacher Cheng's tenacious desire to survive hahahaha]

【But what did our poor cousin Kang do wrong! 】

[This cousin is his own, Kang Fei can only hope that his cousin will be kinder to him]

[widowed hahahaha]

[Teacher Cheng: The wedding scene should be "I do", isn't it appropriate for the funeral scene...]

……

After teasing Cheng Fanlin, Tan Yesheng regretted it while having breakfast.

It's not that I regretted beating Cheng Fanlin, it's mainly because I felt that I wasn't very calm at that time, and I said "as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed", but when I got up, I broke my defense... It's even more embarrassing.

Feeling ashamed, Tan Yesheng didn't want to be a human anymore, and was looking forward to today's flying guests.

Yesterday's flying guest, Yue Ying, was about to leave after having breakfast. Before leaving, she smiled and took out some photos and asked the guests to sign them.

It is said to be a photo, but it is actually a screenshot taken from the previous live broadcast of this show, cut and printed, and it is a "group photo" of several couples of guests and lovers.Although it is a screenshot printing, the quality of the photo is quite high, the picture is very clear, and the special photo paper is also very textured.

The scene in the photo of Cheng Fanlin and Tan Ye Sheng was the scene where the two were beside the wave line, and Tan Ye Sheng dragged Cheng Fanlin into the sea.

Seeing Cheng Fanlin sitting in the seawater in the photo, Tan Yesheng felt a little better, and signed his name on the photo.

Cheng Fanlin took the photo from his hand and looked at it, then raised his eyebrows: "Why did you choose such a photo, it seems to make Teacher Tan so happy..."

After saying this, Cheng Fanlin also wrote his name in the blank space next to Tan Yesheng's signature.

After getting autographed photos of several couples, and seeing the commemorative scene of "Cheng Fanlin hugging drunk and talking about Ye Sheng returning to the room to make troubles" in person yesterday, Yue Ying left very satisfied.

Not long after Yueying left, the flying guest who was going to visit today arrived.

But it's a pity that it wasn't Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng who were "very looking forward to" Kang Fei.

The third flying guest on the show is Zhu Yun, who is Zhu Zhi's older brother.And unlike the previous two flying guests who traveled lightly, Zhu Yun brought a total of eight large suitcases.

Seeing the suitcases brought in by the staff, the guests in the villa were all shocked.

Cheng Fanlin turned his head to talk to Ye Sheng and said casually, "I'm afraid he is going to settle on the floating island."

Zhu Zhi, who knew her brother's occupation, suddenly realized, and asked Zhu Yun, "Brother, don't you bring a few big boxes of wedding clothes?"

The other guests paused when they heard this.

The gentle and elegant Zhu Yun nodded with a smile: "Yes. Hello everyone, I am Zhu Yun, Zhu Zhi's brother, and I am a wedding designer by profession."