After agreeing to get married, I went to a dating variety show [Transmigration Book]

The chief director broadcast on the radio: "Then let's start with the pair of guests who have the least number of contacts, that is, the last ones, and who have no chance of making dinner."

Regarding this, Cheng Fanlin and Ye Sheng continued leisurely and calmly.

"The last couple is Fang Zihe and Li You." The chief director didn't give too much away.

Cheng Fanlin raised his eyebrows.

Talking about Ye Sheng was also a little surprised.

But it's okay for now, keep calm.

Chief Director: "The third place is Fang Jing and Qiao Qiao."

Hearing this, Cheng Fanlin talked to Ye Sheng: "..."

Fang Zihe and Li You, a couple in distress who are afraid of ghosts, have been hugging and never separated, so in terms of the number of times they have had the least contact, they both can understand, but how could they not even be No.3?

Chief Director: "The second one is..."

The chief director prolongs his voice here, deliberately keeping the suspense time long.

Cheng Fanlin, who was originally very confident, talked with Ye Sheng, and felt a little bit bad.

Sure enough, the chief director announced slowly: "Gu Sizhen and Zhu Zhi."

"Let's congratulate Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng, two guest teachers, and happy to mention the right to use the kitchen tonight."

Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng: "..." This is outrageous, and it's too outrageous.

"Impossible, no matter what, the two of us can't be number one." Cheng Fanlin said firmly, "The program team must have made a mistake."

It was also rare for Tan Yesheng not to disagree, nodded and said: "During the process of watching the film, the two of us have never had contact... At most, we have met once when I was picking up potato chips. Anyway, it shouldn't be worse than Li You and the others. More is right."

The appearance of the two of them, as if facing a formidable enemy and trying to separate their relationship, made the other couples of guests laugh.

"Director, please announce the specific figures, otherwise the two of them will die in peace." Gu Sizhen said with a smile.

Cheng Fanlin clicked his tongue lightly, and stared at the radio in the corner together with Tan Yesheng.

The chief director cleared his throat on the radio: "Okay. The specific times of contact are as follows. Although the two guest teachers Li You and Fang Zihe have been hugging each other and have changed their sitting postures during the movie watching, they have never been separated, so The number of times of contact is only counted once. The number of times of contact between Fang Jing and Qiao Qiao is three times. The two of them only leaned shoulder to shoulder for 10 minutes before watching the movie. After 10 minutes, the two separated slightly, and then Teacher Fang Jing leaned against Teacher Qiao Qiao. shoulders..."

Fang Jing was a little depressed: "How come the rest of us are involved in the public execution, do we need to explain it in such detail?"

"Of course, otherwise it won't be enough to convince the public." The chief director was very calm.

Although the word "public" used to convince the public, here it only refers to Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng.

So Fang Jing looked at Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng even more depressed, and Qiao Qiao smiled and hugged his shoulder.

Cheng Fanlin talked with Ye Sheng very peacefully, anyway, they were not the ones who executed the execution publicly, they just wanted to hear how the program crew recorded it.

"Then I will continue." The chief director continued, "In the last half-hour of the film, Teacher Fang Jing was taken aback by the content of the film, and the posture of leaning against Teacher Qiao Qiao also changed, and then Teacher Qiao Qiao held Teacher Fang Jing. hands and did not separate them until the end of the film, which is a total of three times."

Hearing this, Tan Yesheng seriously recalled his contact with Cheng Fanlin during the movie watching just now... Even if counted by the record standard of the program group, he and Cheng Fanlin did only meet once.

Just halfway through the movie, seeing the "children" in the movie eating so happily, Tan Yesheng felt a little craving for food for no reason.Moreover, watching a movie, how can there be no snacks for watching movies?

The program team really prepared it, and placed it on the coffee table in the middle.But because it was a ghost movie and there were too many scenes of eating in the movie, they had just had lunch, so the other guests didn't get out to get snacks.

While talking about Ye Sheng, he got up slightly, and the inspector came over with a bag of potato chips in his hand.

Cheng Fanlin watched Tan Yesheng tear open the package, and suddenly remembered that he said that he had the problem of eating alone... So Cheng Fanlin raised his hand and poked Tan Yesheng's arm, and said in a low voice unbelievingly: "Here I'll eat some."

Tan Yesheng turned his head and glanced at him, feeling that this person was simply incomprehensible.

"There are still some on the table, go get them yourself." As he spoke, Tan Yesheng moved to the side again, taking the bag of potato chips a little further away from Cheng Fan.

Cheng Fanlin saw this: "..."

Out of anger, Cheng Fanlin really took a bag of potato chips and opened them, and deliberately turned sideways to Tan Yesheng to eat.

Tan Yesheng muttered: "...a childish ghost."

Cheng Fanlin replied: "Stingy."

Tan Yesheng's tone was cold: "You blame me for not knowing yourself?"

Cheng Fanlin paused, and said the same sentence: "Stingy ghost."

Tan Yesheng was too lazy to talk to him, and continued to eat potato chips.

The crisp sound of potato chips being crushed, mixed with the background sound of ghost chips, is actually a bit scary.Li You could only speak tremblingly, "Brother Cheng, Brother Ye Sheng...can you eat something else?"

Hearing the little girl's weak voice, Tan Yesheng and Cheng Fanlin reluctantly found out with conscience, put down the bag of potato chips, and only took another bottle of water to drink.

... During the entire movie watching process, the two interacted only at this point, and the physical contact was only the time when Cheng Fanlin poked Ye Sheng's arm.At other times, both of them were very sure that they hadn't even touched the corners of their clothes.

So the two of them really couldn't understand how the program group recorded them as "the most contacted".

...Until, the program team commented on Gu Sizhen and Zhu Zhi, who were ranked second: "Gu Sizhen and Zhu Zhi, the two guest teachers, had five contacts during the viewing process. In the first half hour, two The two teachers held hands together, separated for a second after half an hour, and then changed to arm each other. Although the two teachers still had movement changes such as leaning shoulders, they were still in contact with each other and never separated , so in terms of physical contact, the two teachers only had two times."

"However, when the film was played for 10 minutes, the two teachers had three sentences of exchange. So it was counted five times in total."

Hearing this, all the guests present were stunned for a moment, they didn't expect the program group to record according to this rule.But after being stunned, all the other guests smiled, only Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng were dumbfounded.

"So, when you recorded, did you count both physical contact and verbal contact? Isn't that a bit off track?" Cheng Fanlin couldn't accept it very much, "Whoever hears the word 'contact' doesn't focus on actions Calculated?"

The chief director has plausible words: "The definition of the word contact includes not only physical movements like touching, but also 'contact' in interpersonal communication. Why can't it be counted as language communication?"

Tan Yesheng: "...The right to interpret the rules of the game belongs to the program team, I understand."

The chief director also echoed: "That's right, thank you Teacher Tan for your cooperation!"

Tan Yesheng: "..." Thank you very much.

At this point, Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng could only accept it with ellipses in their heads.

However, the program group is not over: "Okay, then we will continue to announce the contacts between Cheng Fanlin and Ye Sheng, who are ranked number one..."

"That's unnecessary." Cheng Fanlin interrupted loudly, trying to stop, "We accept your crooked game rules, so there is no need to continue."

"Hey, let's talk about it." Fang Jing gave a fake cough and said, "We are all very curious. Besides, our other couples have talked about it. How can we only leave you two behind."

Regarding this, Tan Yesheng's mood was as calm as still water.

At this time Cheng Fanlin turned his head and muttered to him: "You shouldn't be eating potato chips."

Tan Yesheng also looked at him: "If you were dumb, then this wouldn't happen."

Cheng Fanlin: "..."

Amidst the suppressed laughter of other guests, the chief director continued: "The two guest teachers had a total of seven contacts, including one physical contact and six sentences of communication..."

The chief director took it slow and carefully, and recounted the "contact" between the two during the previous viewing process.

The barrage is already laughing like crazy——

[The program group is so troublesome, I am so happy hahahaha]

[Teacher Cheng talks about the teacher's self-confidence and collapse of the world view, and the emoji package has been obtained]

[Laughing to death hahahaha, how leisurely the two of them were at the beginning, but after listening to it, the result is a toothache]

[Shooting pot husbands and wives, mutual hatred not only]

[Facts have proved that Mr. Cheng should hold Mr. Tan in his arms all the time, and kiss him whenever he wants to talk, and he will never lose! 】

[Teacher Cheng is still trying to prevent the death of the society, and Teacher Tan has already laid down]

[Let you talk more in your daily life!The right of interpretation belongs to the program group hahahahaha]

……

The chief director used that vicissitudes of voice to retell what happened before, and even counted out what the two said in detail... Cheng Fanlin felt very speechless.Let's talk about Ye Sheng, he wasn't sure if he could get on, and besides, he had already despised each other just now, so Cheng Fanlin looked at the other young couples.

"A two-hour movie, why are you so sticky, can't you separate it?" Cheng Fanlin said, then looked at Li You and Fang Zihe who were still holding hands, "Hurry up and separate your hands, learn to be independent. "

Li You, Fang Zihe: "..." The paws of the two separated silently, they were very pitiful and weak.

Seeing this, Tan Yesheng coughed lightly, and asked Cheng Fanlin in an indescribable tone: "Do you feel that you are being so vexatious?"

Cheng Fanlin raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "Isn't that what you think in your heart?"

Li You and Fang Zihe immediately looked at Tan Yesheng, who was "speaking out of justice".

Tan Yesheng coughed lightly again: "...But I didn't say it out, it's really unreasonable after all."

Li You, Fang Zihe, and other guests were silent... These two are a perfect match with a perfect match!

After talking about physical contact, Cheng Fanlin continued: "The movements are sticky, but why don't you like to communicate? More communication is beneficial to the development of relationships. You should discuss the plot and share your feelings with each other during the movie watching process."

"Uh..." The guests were at a loss for words.

Tan Yesheng silently sat down again: "I'm not familiar with this person." Really unfamiliar.

Cheng Fanlin: "..."

"For wontons tonight, everyone can order whatever stuffing you want, and Teacher Cheng will chop it up for you." After a while, Tan Ye's voice broke the strange silence.

"Ye Sheng, don't say the word 'chop' for now, please." Zhu Zhi was very sincere.

In the ghost movie just now, chopping boards and kitchen knives appeared quite frequently.

Tan Yesheng bent his lips.

……

Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng were bitter about losing this game, and they talked to each other while making dinner, "reflecting" while choking.

Finally, the wrapped wontons were poured into boiling hot water, and the two of them concluded their speeches.

Tan Ye Sheng: "Don't whisper when watching a movie, keeping quiet is a virtue."

Cheng Fanlin: "Don't believe in evil."

……

After dinner, the program team notified that it was time for a chat like last night.

"However, unlike last night's free chat, tonight we adopt the 'true words' mode, by turning the wine bottle to determine the guests for each question and answer. In addition, the topic of tonight's chat is 'ex', please Distinguished guests and teachers will have a talk around the theme, and it will end at ten o'clock in the evening." The program team informed.

Hearing that the theme was "predecessor", the audience in the live broadcast room was so excited, the bullet screen was overwhelmed: [Can we listen to this!Really!Hurry up! 】

The guests still came to the terrace last night, but today there was an empty wine bottle on the terrace table.

"Turn the bottle, the person facing the bottom of the bottle asks questions, and the person facing the mouth of the bottle answers. If you can't answer or don't want to answer, just take a sip of fruit wine and skip it. You can't ask the same guest again after the skipped question. Small tip, the 'predecessor' surrounding the question and answer refers not to the ex of the guest who answered the question, but the ex of the guest's lover." Fang Jing picked up the card on the table and relayed the rules.

"That is, what is being asked is what do we know about each other's exes?"

When Cheng Fanlin and Ye Sheng talked about it, they felt that today's program group was very unfriendly, this broken theme... make up random answers or drink fruit wine, this is a problem.