After agreeing to get married, I went to a dating variety show [Transmigration Book]

[Urgent report! ! !Right now! ! !Confidential live broadcast room! ! !Shocking big melon, what the hell!]

[This doctor of literature was so shocked that he was completely aphasic, he walked the world with a single sentence]

[I thought I had eaten all the melons in the afternoon, but hahahahahaha this dying fan is about to lose his mind and go crazy]

[We agreed to live alone forever!As agreed, our fans will live two more years to see you die!You sneaked off the singles and got married! !Don't give us wedding candy! ! ! 】

[It's outrageous, it's too outrageous, is Kang Fei too drunk to talk nonsense? 】

[Maybe Kang Fei has other cousins? 】

【Come and see whose house collapsed.jpg】

【Actor Cheng actually swaggered and said that he would not do anything else today!Don't you have to kneel on the washboard when you get home! 】

[This...is fake, it's too fake, it's impossible...it's so strange, I'll go and have a look]

[My mind is now full of the picture of Cheng Fanlin's Weibo post today, whose house collapsed?Hahahaha Cheng Fanlin, your house collapsed! 】

[Which platform is the live broadcast room!Make it clear!And who the hell is Kang Fei, can you explain more clearly!Looking upstairs, I am really anxious! ! !Has Cheng Fanlin made any troubles?Which little transparent rubbed against him again? ! 】

[Upstairs, Kang Fei is Cheng Fanlin's cousin!Not just any small transparent eighteen lines!The two people who greeted each other in public were the closest cousins! 】

[Leaf live broadcast, just search for Kang Fei's name, it's still on the air, this melon broke out 10 minutes ago, Kang Fei didn't even realize what he said after drinking, and he hasn't played the live broadcast yet!go! 】

[It's really outrageous... Is it because I worked overtime today that my eyes are dizzy... I just saw someone post a replay video of the live broadcast room. Isn't that part of the voice dubbed by someone else? 】

[Dying fans just want to say hello to Teacher Tan online, are you okay, why are you married to Cheng Fanlin, living under the same roof every day, won't you really be mad at death? 】

[Cheng Fanlin and Tan Ye Sheng haven't come out to respond yet... But Kang Fei is Cheng Fanlin's cousin, hey, he can't wake up and say he's talking nonsense, right? 】

[Thinking about it now, these two people in Star Danghuang really have tricks!Cheng Yingdi rolled the dice to Tan Yesheng, and then insisted on casting again, because he definitely didn't want someone to say he was a fake if his relationship was exposed in the future! 】

【Yeah!What's more, "the voting result has nothing to do with personal wishes", what the hell, I thought it was because he was dissatisfied with Tan Yesheng, but now I understand that this is not dissatisfaction, it is obviously not like people misunderstood him as partial! 】

[Where is this a relationship exposure... It is obviously a marriage exposure]

[Just speechless, Cheng Fanlin has been single for so long, I thought his vision was high, but this is the end?It really is a world that looks at faces]

【No... Am I the only one who shocked Actor Cheng and his partner is a man?I didn't see that he liked men!And talk about Ye Sheng... woo woo woo I love his face so much, do good-looking men like to find good-looking men these days? 】

[I don't understand either, have these two people ever met before?Besides the star dangling? 】

[I remembered again, during the intermission of Xingxing Huanghuang, Cheng Fanlin also took the initiative to ask Tan Yesheng if he wanted to drink water!No wonder ah ah ah! 】

【Curious about what Cheng Fanlin fans are doing now】

[Go back upstairs, scroll through the emoji package under Cheng Fanlin's Weibo, the one that Cheng Fanlin posted today, [Come and see whose house has collapsed.jpg]]

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After listening to a short replay of the live broadcast on the phone, Tan Yesheng was very world-weary: "Sister Jiang Xuan..."

"Farewell, sister, contact Kang Fei quickly to shut down the live broadcast room, and it is still on the air. Just now, Kang Fei answered a call in the live broadcast room. It sounded like his manager found out and told him to turn off the live broadcast. As a result, Kang Fei Fei put the phone down and said he would spend the night interacting with fans... oh my god."

Tan Yesheng: "...is he still broadcasting?"

"uh-huh."

Tan Yesheng took a deep breath: "Okay, I will hang up the phone first to kill someone, and I will contact you later."

Kill... kill someone?Jiang Xuan was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly said: "Remember to close the live broadcast room before killing!"

After hanging up the call with Jiang Xuan, Tan Yesheng called Cheng Fanlin directly.

To his surprise, Cheng Fanlin answered the phone quite quickly.

Now that the call was connected, Tan Yesheng directly began to output: "What did you say when you signed the agreement? Don't do anything..."

"Don't worry, I'll bury that horrible thing about Kang Fei right away." Cheng Fanlin said in a cool tone, "Don't speak out on your side, I'll try to see if I can bury Kang Fei and then cast a spell to let time go Backflow."

Tan Yesheng is not in the mood to respond to his cold jokes at the moment: "If you can really turn back time and shut up that cousin of yours, then I'll call you daddy."

"Don't be so polite." Cheng Fanlin replied quickly.

Tan Yesheng sneered, and continued the interrupted output just now: "Cheng Fanlin, are you out of your mind? Did you go door-to-door to report your marriage? Your cousin is so talkative. You also talk about the character of the door? Can you just say that you are married, and you have to bring my name on it, because I provoked you?"

Cheng Fanlin became even angrier when he heard that, he was depressed and speechless at the moment: "What's the matter, marrying me will hinder your reputation? I don't need to provoke your reputation."

"Take care of your own reputation of being lonely and no one wants you." After Tan Yesheng finished speaking, he hung up the phone, then got out of bed and took the computer to watch the live broadcast room of Kang Fei.

At the moment, Kang Fei has pink hair and is wearing a Doraemon pajamas. The background should be a live broadcast in the bedroom.He squinted drunkenly to watch the barrage in the live broadcast room, and was very happy: "Oh, why are my fans so enthusiastic today, the barrage is so fast that I can't see it clearly, do I have a special charm after drinking? Then let's broadcast it for a while today, and tomorrow I'll have a drink with you and live broadcast!"

"Why do you keep asking about my cousin? You don't respect me at all. Look up, what's the name of the owner of this live broadcast room? What's his name? It's called Kang Fei! Sing and dance all-around flourishing age beauty Kang Feiwen!"

Tan Yesheng: "..." Cheng Fanlin, are you dead? Aren't you going to bury someone? Why is the network in the live broadcast room of Kang Fei so smooth.

Picking up the mobile phone and dialing Jiang Xuan again, Tan Yesheng's eyes fell on Kang Fei's live broadcast room, and his tone was faint: "Cheng Fanlin should have gone to find Kang Fei, and the live broadcast will probably stop soon. Response If that's the case... let's see what Cheng Fanlin has to say, if you want me to say something, you can just say "divorced."

Jiang Xuan was taken aback: "Is it true? Didn't you say you just got married at the beginning of last month?"

Tan Yesheng laughed helplessly: "Fake, I haven't left yet, I'm just looking forward to leaving, just kidding... But I will leave sooner or later, I told you last time, next year."

Jiang Xuan didn't know what to do when she heard the words, she just felt that today is really a mess.

"I thought about your marriage and relationship being exposed, but I didn't expect it to be so fast, and I didn't expect you to be with Cheng Fanlin... No, to be honest, apart from the fact that I am your manager, I am also very happy." Curious, how did the two of you hook up? If you know it's Cheng Fanlin, I asked the bottom line last time."

Tan Yesheng smiled: "It's really what I said before. The elders in the family know each other. This matter is complicated and complicated, and it is simple and simple. After the live broadcast of Kang Fei is closed, I will ask Cheng Fanlin about it." How do you respond, at least don't respond to conflicts."

As soon as Tan Yesheng's voice fell, another person appeared in Kang Fei's live broadcast room.

Pink-haired Kang Fei was in high spirits, but he didn't notice that the door behind him opened, and Cheng Fanlin with a frosty face walked into his bedroom.

"Cheng Fanlin? What are you guys doing, all of a sudden typing my cousin's name... It's weird, I never noticed so many people caring about who my cousin is... Hey, tell me, I'll How about dyeing this pink hair into other colors? Let’s dye it into red hair, festive!”

"It's better to dye it white, it will die sooner and be reborn sooner." Cheng Fanlin's tone was gloomy.

Kang Fei was delighted: "How can the bullet screen still produce voices now! It's just that this voice sounds familiar... Damn it!"

A hand appeared from the side, and immediately turned off the live broadcast. Kang Fei was taken aback by the sudden appearance of the hand, and when he turned his head to see Cheng Fanlin's face, he jumped up in fright: "Look! Damn it, cousin, why are you here! Great visit! Then what, I just told my fans about you, you see, they are very enthusiastic... Hey, why is the live broadcast gone..."

There was another middle-aged woman with a gentle temperament standing at the door of Kang Fei's bedroom. It was Kang Fei's mother, Kang Yue, and Cheng Fanlin's former aunt.Kang Yue doesn't like surfing the Internet on weekdays, and her work and rest are more healthy. Although she lives in the same house as Kang Fei, the mother and son do not have the same work and rest.

Seeing Kang Fei's incomprehensible appearance, Kang Yue was very helpless: "Did you do something bad, and asked Pan Lin to come here specially in the middle of the night."

Kang Fei was dumbfounded: "I don't know, I didn't do anything bad, I just praised my cousin's great acting skills in the live broadcast."

Cheng Fanlin slowly rolled up his shirt sleeves: "It's okay, you'll know when you sober up."

Kang Fei was stunned for a moment, and then the danger radar frantically swayed. He got up from the gaming chair and ran to the door, hiding behind his mother, almost slipping and falling in the process.

Then he dared to come forward and say: "Cousin, don't get excited, calm down... By the way, I haven't congratulated you on your happy marriage yet, where is my cousin? Cousin, don't hide me Bring it for us to meet!"

"You still dare to mention it!" Cheng Fanlin came over and tried to arrest Kang Fei, but Kang Fei clung to his mother, Kang Yue, and Cheng Fanlin was not easy to catch, so he could only kill with his eyes, "How do you know?" I am married?"

Kang Yue was also very surprised when they were talking, she didn't even know that Cheng Fanlin was married.Although the relationship with Cheng Fanlin is decent, but speaking of it, they are not the kind of particularly close relatives who often meet to chat about family affairs.

Let alone Kang Yue, the former aunt, even Cheng Mingli and Ye Qi, Cheng Fanlin's biological father, would not have known about Cheng Fanlin's marriage if they hadn't lived under the same roof as Grandma Cheng.

"Fanlin, are you married? When did it happen?" Kang Yue asked in surprise.

"Mom, don't you know?" Kang Fei scratched his pink hair, "I heard what Feng Hanyu told Ye Ke, and they happened to run into each other outside last time."

Ye Ke is Cheng Fanlin's uncle, Kang Fei's biological father.But after Kang Yue and Ye Ke divorced, Kang Fei never called Dad again.

Speaking of this, Kang Fei had a belch, and continued to mention "cousin" to Cheng Fanlin without fear of death: "Cousin, my cousin is really amazing, after that guy Feng Hanyu met her cousin at Cheng's house , I went back and cried for three days, and I was happy just looking at it."

"Then you should cry for three days." Cheng Fanlin's tone was cold, and then he said softly to Kang Yue, "Aunt Kang, please open the door for me, why don't you go back and rest now?"

Kang Yue looked at Kang Fei who was clutching her tightly, sighed helplessly, and turned her head to ask Cheng Fanlin, "Did this kid tell you about your marriage in the live broadcast?" After listening to her for a while, she considered listening Out.

Cheng Fan nodded expressionlessly.

Kang Yue had no choice but to say: "Then it should be beaten. The sound insulation at home is good, so don't worry about beating Fanlin."

Seeing that her mother was about to give up on herself, Kang Fei yelled in shock: "I didn't! Don't wrong me! My cousin is so famous, how could I go around talking about his marriage! Knowing that my cousin is married, I didn't even call him Hit, I'm afraid I'll disturb my cousin's wedding, and I haven't discussed this matter with you, mom, so it's even more impossible for me to talk about it in the live broadcast!"

After finishing speaking, Kang Fei relished the aftertaste and was happy again: "I have really good logic today! I have such a smooth tongue!"

"Go, go out, I'll let you go outside to cool off, so you can be more talkative." Cheng Fanlin grabbed Kang Fei's pajama collar and walked out.

Kang Yue gathered her coat and went back to her bedroom safely.

……

【report!Kang Fei was lawless in the live broadcast room, and his agent couldn't control him by calling him. Just now, Cheng Fanlin personally came to the door to shut down the live broadcast! 】

[Laughing to death hahahaha actor Cheng looks like a shark man, will Kang Fei still have hair tomorrow? 】

[Hurry up and respond!Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng didn't make a sound!And let us, the people in the melon fields, not be allowed to sleep! 】

[Seeing Teacher Cheng appearing in the live broadcast room, my heart stopped beating, and it turned out!He turned off the live broadcast!unacceptable!Teacher Cheng, do you remember what kind of mentality you had when you were eating melons?Do you think this is right for us?woo woo woo]

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[To be reasonable, there is no need to wait for a response. With the reaction of actor Cheng, it is obvious that the matter is true.Otherwise, Cheng Yingdi couldn't come to the door so quickly just to turn off the live broadcast, even if he wanted to turn off the live broadcast, he would explain "don't do my business, eat melons online". 】

[Hahahahaha don't do my business and eat melons online, Mr. Cheng, look at the Weibo you posted during the day, are you really not slapping your face! 】

[There is really no material to read, so I dug up the stars of this issue again. The more I read it, the more I feel that Cheng Fanlin and Tan Yesheng are quite a match... But do these two people really know how to fight at home? 】

[Fighting should not be possible, it is certain to quarrel every day]

[Fuck, is there any program group to seize the opportunity!Just invite the two of them, it will definitely explode before the broadcast! 】