Metaphysical little beauty falls into the infinite world

The dungeon of Dark Night Castle is like a scroll unfolding in front of your eyes.

The cold and inorganic main system prompt sounded.

[Survival Book: The Earl's Banquet]

[Survival time: ten days]

【All players are launching】

can't see anything...

The notification from the main system in his brain continued. This is not the first time Zhu Yao has entered the dungeon, but this time he felt extremely nervous, so his body was particularly focused on feeling the changes in the environment during the transmission.

[The Earl of Leicester loves the evening dance every day, and the beautiful teenagers disappear in the night.Humans are nothing more than their playthings. 】

[The blood moon will come in ten days, this is destined to be a feast of disaster. 】

"What are you doing?" The handsome young man looked angry.

[All players have been placed. 】

Zhu Yao only felt his eyes go dark, and when he opened his eyes again, he hadn't realized where he was now, and when his fingers sank, he heard a "pop--"!

It sounded like the sound of a cup filled with coffee falling to the ground.

Hearing and watching are not real.Zhu Yao suddenly panicked and bit his lip.

At the same time, an electronic sound completely different from the main system came from the brain——

[Player Zhu Yao, appointed by the devil, dungeon assistant 001 has been bound, the live broadcast system has been bound, and the system settlement platform has been bound.In this copy, your illness is: audiovisual impairment.Please kept informed. 】

It's visually impaired...

No wonder the senses in his eyes and ears were dulled.

Zhu Yao blinked hard, he wanted to confirm how serious his audio-visual impairment was, but in the next second, a huge thrust swung him away, and Zhu Yao instantly fell on the carpet, the clear pain made him unable to bear it frown.

It hurts.

But his eyes were blurry, as if he had taken off his glasses due to high myopia. Zhu Yao raised his face and saw only hazy color patches, and his glazed eyes were a little hazy because he couldn't focus. The utter innocence of youth.

It seems to be in a gorgeous room, combined with the main system prompt, could it be the home of the Earl of Leicester in the main line?

【Yes】

The mechanical sound of 001 in the brain prompted.

【Zhu Yao, you have been host to the Earl's family since a month ago, and everyone thought you were his adopted son.Now you are facing the Earl's third son, Bernard. 】

001 narrated the stories of the dungeon characters without ups and downs, but the cold mechanical voice made Zhu Yao feel extremely at ease.In fact, this is also the first time he has his own dungeon assistant.

【You were waiting for him to study, but just now you spilled coffee on him and broke the cup.So your brother is very angry. 】

"Are you deaf, tell you that you don't respond?"

Zhu Yao's hazy ears heard the man scolding, and subconsciously shrank back.He guessed that he had angered the third young master of the earl's family when he was just teleported here, and his intuition told him that this was not a good thing.

Sure enough, the man didn't intend to calm down just because he pushed him down, but instead became more angry because of Zhu Yao's slightly confused expression.

The young master of the aristocratic family didn't have any good expressions on his face, and scolded: "You poured coffee on me and stained my clothes and pants, don't you feel wronged?"

Before Zhu Yao could react, the collar was lifted by the man in the palm of his hand. He didn't know whether it was because the man was too strong or the fabric of the clothes was bad. Under such arbitrariness, his collar was torn several times in an instant. part.

hiss-

Zhu Yao was so frightened that he let out a short cry, and then suddenly realized that he didn't know where he might still anger Bernard, and bit his slightly parted lips in an instant.He clearly couldn't see any specific image, but he still frowned and looked at the man's face.

The experience of having entered several dungeons told him that it is better not to make a sound at this time.But this dungeon is different from the dungeons he entered in the past. Thinking of this, Zhu Yao couldn't help pursing his lips nervously, not caring that his collar had been completely ripped off by the man.

Under the inferior fabric is a thin white neck and a very beautiful collarbone.Probably due to being rubbed by the rough cloth, there is still a slight light red on it at this moment.

The man was obviously also fascinated by the scene in front of him, and the face that was still full of anger was now filled with astonishment.

Bernard himself didn't know why the action that was supposed to teach the little pariah stopped, but the Adam's apple that was attached to the bow tie of the suit couldn't help but slid secretly for a week.

How did a pariah maintain such tender skin?He has such a nice neck?

It's so thin and fragile, maybe it can be cut off with one hand, right?

The man looked at the strange part, his brows tended to be lowered gradually.

Just when Bernard wanted to move his face closer and study carefully whether the skin was real or fake, a trembling apology came from his ear.

"I'm sorry." The voice trembled slightly, as if very scared.

The man paused suddenly, and when he looked up, he saw Zhu Yao's bright red and full lower lip was vaguely bitten by his teeth, as if only in this way could he hold back the trembling, he immediately pressed his eyebrows down again.

"What do you call me? I don't even have a title, who are you saying sorry to?" Bernard badly pushed away Zhu Yao's bitten lower lip, "Open your mouth so that you can speak clearly."

The lower lip was run over by the slightly rough fingertips, and Zhu Yao almost cried out in pain.He couldn't see the man's expression clearly, but he thought it would be useful to see his apology.He guessed that the NPC in front of him should care about the friendship between the host and the guest, after all, he is also a guest of the Earl's family.

Should he apologize properly, this person will not be angry, right?

The man still held on to him, Zhu Yao thought hard in fear and nervousness, if he could be misunderstood by outsiders as the Earl's adopted son, then this character should usually be called the Earl's young master and brother right?

Zhu Yao was a little unsure, thinking that this dungeon was still a supernatural one, and the man in front of him didn't know whether it was a human or a ghost...he felt a little nervous.What a pity that I met such an NPC as soon as I came up.

"Brother, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Zhu Yao apologized to the man again in a soft voice.

At this time, he held the man's fist with both hands very sincerely, and was stimulated by the cold temperature above and shivered again.

【It's so cold, why is his hand so cold? 】

001 did not answer.

"Who do you call brother? Who allowed you to call me brother?"

When the brown-haired and blue-eyed man came to his senses, he immediately reprimanded him, and this little pariah also started to make relatives with nobles like them?

Bernard looked at Zhu Yao with unconcealed disgust, and realized that his entire hand was being wrapped in the palm of a pariah, and he retracted like an electric shock.

But looking at the little pariah lying on the carpet with a pitiful expression, his teasing thoughts immediately gained the upper hand. He grabbed Zhu Yao's shoulder and warned, "Parillae, don't call me brother in the future, do you hear me?"

Regarding this person's sudden madness, Zhu Yao's face turned pale with fright, and he nodded quickly, and because the hands were too hard on his shoulders, his eyes were flushed from the pain.

"Bernard, did Zhu Yao make you angry again?"

At the door of the study, another elegant man in a gray coffee striped suit knocked on the door.Bernard immediately went up to greet him and shouted cordially, "Great, brother Baptiste, you're back."

"Well," Baptiste frowned when he saw the coffee stains on Bernard's body, "It seems that our little guest accidentally splashed coffee on you, which made you so angry?"

He glanced at Zhu Yao, who had just got up and was arranging his clothes, and his face showed a moment of astonishment—he didn't expect that Zhu Yao's upper chest was almost torn to pieces, and the boy panicked, looking She looks like she's about to cry.

What's going on here?

Baptiste looked at Bernard with an uneasy expression.

And Bernard is still complaining: "I was a little tired from studying just now. I asked him to make me a cup of coffee. I didn't expect that he couldn't even do this little thing well. I really don't know why the Earl took a fancy to him and wanted to adopt him." The little bastard."

Hearing Bernard's distasteful tone, Baptiste smiled easily and suggested: "What's the point of being angry? Zhu Yao stained your clothes, let him clean them for you. Zhu Yao, come here and give your brother Bernard a wipe."

"Huh?" Bernard seemed to have a sudden cardiac arrest. He didn't expect Baptiste to say such a thing. He glanced at the connection between his jacket and trousers, and wiped it...

But soon he thought of something fun, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a nasty arc, and he told Zhu Yao: "Little untouchable, come and wipe your dirty place for me."

In fact, Zhu Yao couldn't see and hear clearly, he only knew that just when Bernard was about to explode, someone stopped him at the door, which made him escape.

Now he was talking to 001, still talking about how he was so unlucky, and encountered such a difficult NPC as soon as he entered the dungeon, when 001 suddenly interrupted: [Go and wipe your dirty place for Bernard].

Zhu Yao:? 【I can't see】

001: 【You can see it, but you can't see clearly.Go over quickly, they are urging you, don’t make the NPCs here angry]

Zhu Yao gritted his teeth lightly. Although Bernard just gave him a terrifying feeling of "not being human", since 001 has already given a reminder not to make the NPCs here angry, he should try his best not to make them angry.

He had no choice but to follow the blurred figure in his vision to the approximate location of the two brothers.

On the large European-style sofa in the study, Bathurst and Bernard sat on the left and right.Bernard opened his legs wide and signaled Zhu Yao to come to the center, while Bathurst handed him a handkerchief in a friendly manner, and said softly, "Use this to wipe."

Zhu Yao took the handkerchief stiffly, but Bathurst saw his bony white fingers, the knuckles were still faintly pink, how could they look better than those of noble ladies?

He involuntarily touched his thumb up, and the owner of the finger quickly retracted his finger like a frightened little hamster.So the handkerchief became unsteady and fell to the ground.

Are you that scared?

Bathurst rolled his eyelids.

"What's the matter with you? You can't even hold a handkerchief?" Bernard cursed impatiently.

Zhu Yao: ...

【Where did you drop the handkerchief? 】

[At your feet, pick it up quickly] 001 prompted.

Zhu Yao exhaled slowly, and blinked his eyes so that he could see more clearly, but the light under his feet was too dim, and the patterns on the carpet were colorful, and Zhu Yao couldn't tell which color block was the best. It belongs to the handkerchief.He can't fumble on the ground like a blind man, and he will be seen through by NPCs.

In case the player's identity is realized by the NPC, it will cause trouble.

[001...] He subconsciously wanted to ask the dungeon assistant 001 for help.

But when it comes to the completion of the copy, 001 did not give him instructions.

001: [This kind of thing depends on you, otherwise the disease bonus of the devil will be meaningless. 】

Zhu Yao looked at the fuzzy color block at his feet in a panic, what to do...he couldn't guarantee that he could get the handkerchief immediately.

If you look for it, the NPC will see that you are actually visually impaired, right?But the count's adopted son had no such hindrance.He still doesn't know whether the two people beside him are human or ghost...

His small face was flushed red, the tip of his nose was dripping with sweat, and his brows were slightly furrowed. This kind of bewildered expression fell into the eyes of the two brothers on the sofa, and they were purely frightened.

"You're so stupid." Bernard cursed, bent over, picked up the handkerchief and stuffed it into Zhu Yao's hand, and ordered impatiently, "Wipe clean."

Zhu Yao didn't care about Bernard calling him stupid, but heaved a sigh of relief.For my visually impaired self, wiping clothes is much safer than doing other things.Fortunately, he didn't lose his sense of touch. Wherever his finger touched was sticky and wet, he just wiped it with a handkerchief.

So, he began to communicate with 001 in his mind.

The first question is: [Are the two of them human? 】

001: [Yes]

"!"【marvelous!They are not ghosts! 】

001: [There are vampires in this dungeon, be careful]

【Ok, I know.But now I’m still happier, I’m more relaxed if they’re not ghosts, I’m a little afraid of that kind]

001: [I see it]

Zhu Yao blushed a little.In fact, it shouldn't be, it's about being afraid of ghosts.

In the real world, he was born into a family of metaphysics, and hunting ghosts is commonplace.But he can't. He has been afraid of ghosts since he was a child, so what he learns is very subjective and he doesn't want to have anything to do with ghost hunting.However, he showed amazing talent in divination and fortune-telling, which is not a disgrace to the family background of the metaphysics family.

It's just that leaking the secrets of the heavens, if you do too much, you will be punished by heaven.He seems to have been specially condemned by God, and he didn't even count the hexagrams. He lived to be 20 years old, and spent twelve of them in the hospital. He never got out of bed, and he didn't even get out of the sun much.

Later, he was drawn into this world of infinite flow for no reason, and signed a strange contract with a demon who had never shown his face——

He can live healthily in the world of infinite flow, and he also has his own original divination skills, which can be used as customs clearance exits in customs clearance dungeons.In fact, he has already relied on this to clear the level several times, but he never expected that the devil would modify the terms of the contract without authorization.

This copy is the first copy after modifying the contract.

Survival book, the kind that has no customs clearance exit at all.He also suffers from strange diseases in the dungeon, and cannot be discovered by NPCs.

Zhu Yao bit her lip, being bullied by the devil like this, it must be a lie to say that she is not wronged.But he also clearly knows that he is not that smart, and he is not like other shrewd players who can discover the devil's trap at the beginning.He just wants to clear the infinite world quickly and reunite with his family with a healthy body.

[001, open the live broadcast room, I'm going to start earning money] The boy who buried himself in cleaning the pants of the NPC sniffed.

001: ...

It really has never seen a player who made money from unlimited live streaming so straightforwardly. After connecting to the live broadcast platform, with a sound of "beep--", the picture here is instantly transmitted to the platform.

001: [Okay.It is detected that the player Zhu Yao is live broadcasting for the first time, the system will automatically push it, and you can choose whether to mute the barrage】

But before Zhu Yao could make a choice, there was a gasp above his head, and Bernard looked sullenly at the little pariah lying on his knee, "Where are you touching?"

"!" Zhu Yao's fingertips that were still groping on Bernard's body trembled in fright, and his thoughts returned instantly, but because he couldn't hear clearly, his face was still full of confusion. He asked 001: [What are they talking about? ? 】

"You just touched his dick, my dear adoptive brother." Baptiste said gently, with a smirk on his lips.

[Gan! !Is this new anchor so exciting when he comes up? ? ]

[Fuck!I can watch live broadcasts of this scale for free without paying? ]

[dickdick!Be touched by Xiaomei and become a superdick, right? 2333333]

……

Although Zhu Yao couldn't hear what Baptiste said, but at this moment, he was also frightened by the frantic barrage, and his heart stopped suddenly, and he looked at Baptiste in horror.

The author says:

——Advance collection of "The Beauty in Hell Is Always Forced to Shura Field" ball collection QAQ——

Golden eyes and jade nose, lips like Wodan, three-inch lotus pattern on the eyebrows, and a golden robe with no dust under the sleeves.

The people in front of Yan Luo Palace sat with their eyes downcast.The words in the book of life and death on the desk case changed instantly——

【Welcome to Infinite Hell Dungeon】

【Dear Meiyan Luo, I will deprive you of all divine power, and the evil spirits will hang around with you for a long time】

【Your tears and cries are exactly what I expected】

Tears and cries?No way.

However, Gong Yu, who lost her divine power, quickly felt the deep evil taste of infinite hell.

Tongue Pulling Hell: [Rich Liar]

Gong Yu transmigrated into a wealthy young lady who was about to pull out her tongue and go to hell after death.Not only does he have to maintain his character as a coquettish and cute boy, but he also has to flatter his uncle for the sake of the family property.

Gong Yu: Gu would rather die and go to hell.

But in the end, he was pressed into a tight corner by his best friend who knew everything about him, his lover who had abandoned him countless times, and his little uncle who fell in love with him recently, asking who he really liked...

Book of Life and Death: If you leave the plot early, there won’t be so much going on ovo

Scissors Hell: [Poor little widow]

As soon as she put it on, she became a young general waiting to be bridal.Gong Yu learned from her experience and planned to play the role of the young husband conscientiously, but she didn't know that her husband was sent to fight that night, and then Gong Yu became the little widow of the general's mansion.

Gong Yu: Then leave alone?

In front of the imperial study room, the young emperor had a sullen expression on his face, carefully sizing up the little widow who claimed to be an "orphan".I thought to myself, it's not impossible, build a palace to hide him, so that he can only conceive my dragon species for the rest of his life!

Steamer Hell: [Little Sprayer]

The little troll is good at playing games, and he always sprays professional players to operate garbage. He uses [-] times the beauty filter to wipe the edge and diss other bloggers who are not serious.

Gong Yuchuan came over, gave up the game, turned off the beauty face, and devoted herself to being a serious talent anchor.Unexpectedly, after losing the filter, he showed his true appearance in the live broadcast room, and became attractive and perverted, as if there were countless pairs of eyes staring at him all the time, even taking a bath...

Gong Yu: ...?

Book of Life and Death: Hell, of course there must be perverts~

Pan Hell: 【Little Star Bully】

The original owner relied on his father as the leader of the star robbers to burn, kill, loot and commit all kinds of crimes. The greatest joy in his life is to bully the weak and cook small animals in the cruelest way.On the day Gong Yuchuan came here, she was nauseated and vomited.

The federal captives around all the time wanted to get rid of the little bully and hurry up, but after seeing the crystal teardrops at the end of Gong Yu's red eyes, they all had other thoughts shamefully——

The little bully used to bully them too much, and he would not be relieved just by killing him. He can only be imprisoned by his side forever and bullied fiercely.

(more hell loading...)

Maybe the label is fast travel & unlimited stream?I usually live a peaceful and exciting fast travel life in the plane. To pass the level, I just need to find the stairs in the world of the plane. Go down and find the big boss on the bottom level of hell...

Then get married (bushi)

——Column "Stupid Cat, Happy Raising Cubs" for collection QAQ——

Chi Huanhuan is an Internet-famous puppet cat with white fur and blue eyes, and is called a fairy meow by the majority of netizens.

Such a beautiful kitten, how can it be done without leaving some cubs behind?

Taking advantage of the cuteness entering the estrus period as an adult, the owner asked around and found a strong Gongan Gora for it, waiting for the kitten to conceive.

Chi Huanhuan meowed excitedly: I want cubs!Cute cubs!Cute and beautiful kitty!

It's just that one spring passed, and the puppet's stomach didn't move at all.

Until the owner takes him for a pet pregnancy test...

The doctor looked at the cat owner with a strange look:? ?Maybe, do you know that you are a male cat...

Chi Huanhuan: Gan!Am I a tomcat? !

Fairy Meow turned to Angola in horror.

Angola leaned over and licked the puppet's white chin: "Good boy, I like male ones."

The desire to have a kitten was suddenly shattered, and the puppet was depressed for a long time.

The owner and fans are so worried that they make it happy every day in different ways.

One day, Angola, who had been away from home for several days, suddenly came back with a cute off-white kitten in her mouth.

Chi Huanhuan:? ? ?

The owner was dumbfounded, watching his two cats meowing and starting an encrypted call.

Little Muppet: Where did the kitty come from?

Angola: I was born.

Little Muppet: Shocked.jpg, you will have children!

Angola licked the ear of the beautiful puppet with satisfaction: This is your child, you have to be responsible to me.

The big yellow and white cat squatting outside the window watching the whole process: ...

Damn, I believed in your evil.

This silly cat really believes it

Later, the owner's small house became an internet celebrity cattery, and Chi Huanhuan, who had become a human, hugged the house full of cats and sucked fiercely: They are all my cubs! !