In the survival variety show, relying on raising cubs to make a comeback

When Chu Xia put on the posture of wanting to talk about her thoughts, the audience thought it was a new round of showing affection.

Although the audience muttered about the "stinky couple" in mouth, but in their hearts, they wished that the couple would have more hard candies.After all, everyone watched them walk along the way with their own eyes, so it's not easy...

As soon as they thought of this, they heard Xia Chu ask confidently, "Why didn't you find me back then?"

audience:? !

[At the beginning? ?Which "beginning" is this that I don't know? ? 】

[Wait a minute, don't you two plan to explain to me first, the so-called original story? 】

[I went back and took a look, Xia Chu and Yan Shiqing's eyes when they first met couldn't deceive anyone, he really didn't seem to know Yan]

[Let me make an outrageous guess: Maybe a few years before the show started, Xia Chu had a fling with Yan Shiqing once, and gave birth to four children.But Yan Shiqing didn't know about this until this competition, when he saw four identical cubs, and the belated memories suddenly began to attack him, and he finally started the arduous pursuit of his wife and crematorium...]

【Hahaha what an outrageous story】

[It's even more outrageous than running with the ball in Jinjiang Literature City]

Awakening the kung fu, Xia Chu has already said the three words "confession".

In the first PK, face to abs, no one can say who will win.

[One face control, one muscle control, you two are a natural pair]

【Perfect match, what a romantic love】

[Help, I haven't heard such a straightforward reason in a love variety show for a long time]

[Although our Xia Xia is a bit useless, and the content of this issue is indeed a bit sour, but sister, have you even forgotten that this is not a romance show, but a survival variety show? ! 】

The second PK, eyes on big long legs.

The expressions of the audience began to become more subtle.

After all, Yan Shiqing's image over the years has always been quite straight, even though he has been busy these days, sending portraits of leaves and love poems... There is always a sense of unreality that suddenly convulses .

[Has Yan really never gone to further studies?For example, "Intensive Training Course on Local Love Talk", "One Hundred and Eight Tips for Chasing Boys" and so on]

【emmmm, it looks like it was born】

[If you don’t believe me, look at the four cubs——]

After playing "snake spirit catches people" for a while, the cubs switched back to the game of hide and seek.But whether it is Lu Chuanchuan or the four cubs, they are all old fritters, and they know how to hide themselves very clearly.

Only the harmless little white snake.

Although it also has the instinct to hide, who makes it a "white" snake?

It is the best catch in the dark of night!

So, after being caught for the first time for the third time, it, who had no gaming experience, finally showed a frustrated expression.

"I'm so stupid."

He drooped his head dejectedly, and the little bump on his head was inexplicably deflated.

It looks pathetic.

The fourth cub gently hooked his tail, and said softly, "You were not caught because you were stupid."

The little white snake raised its head resentfully.

The four cubs softened their brows and eyes, focused and said seriously: "It's because they like you. You are so beautiful, as long as you see you, you can't look away, so if you don't catch you first, who else can you catch?"

The little white snake opened its mouth in a daze, not quite believing it, but couldn't help but look forward to it.

It looked at the other three snakes hesitantly, and said awkwardly: "Really, really? Do you think so?"

The big cub, the second cub and the three cubs all looked behind it.

Behind the little white snake, the four cubs were as cold as frost, and the snake's unique vertical pupils were narrowed into a line.

——It was a threat of murderous intent.

"Gudong."

Er Zai swallowed his terrified saliva, and tried his best to round his eyes, trying to make himself look more innocent and sincere: "Really, your scales are so beautiful."

A drop of cold sweat dripped from San Zai's forehead, and he nodded numbly: "That's right."

The four cubs' murderous aura subsided slightly.

The big cub thought for a while, pulled out a beautiful little pink flower from the grass beside him, and handed it to the little white snake.

It has expressed its appreciation with actions.

The little white snake couldn't help but bend its eyes, and happily accepted it.

The fourth cub couldn't sit still for a moment, and his eyes were fixed on the big cub, as cold as if he was looking at a dead person.

Oh no, dead snake.

[I can see that it is indeed born]

[Not only can talk about love, but also possessive.This way of secretly rubbing away rivals in love is really the same as Yan Shiqing.]

[It is so small, it is obviously impossible to learn it the day after tomorrow, so the only explanation is genetics]

【The four cubs of the overlord never let me down ╮(╯╰)╭】

The three cubs all spoke out. Lu Chuanchuan looked around and felt that he should not be too divorced from the crowd.

So, without waiting for the four cubs to look over, he took the initiative to speak, raised his hand happily and replied, "I am different. I arrested you because you are white."

【Really, you will be single for the rest of your life】

[As long as you are smart, and as long as you are independent, you deserve to be single (goodbye) (wave)]

[There is a hundred Yan Shiqing difference between Xiaoluzi and the four cubs (dislike)]

Lu Chuanchuan didn't realize it, and was still laughing: "A little white snake is like a small light bulb at night, if you don't catch you hahaha...ah!"

"boom."

The heavy landing sound forcibly interrupted his wanton laughter.

The little white snake was still a little angry at first, but when he saw Lu Chuanchuan swung in a semi-circular arc in the air, and then landed with his head on the ground, he lost his anger.

It looked at the four cubs curiously and tentatively.

The four cubs withdrew their tails calmly, and looked at each other calmly: "It has nothing to do with me, it's because he didn't stand firmly."

Little White Snake: Pfft.

It took the initiative to go over, stuck its tail with the little black snake, and said softly, "Thank you."

The four cubs looked up at the sky at a 45° angle and tried their best to hold down the raised corners of their mouths, but two blushes appeared uncontrollably on their cheeks: "It's a trivial matter."

【Thank you, it's here】

[This is the sweetest pair of QAQs I've gotten this year]

……

While the four cubs were making jokes, Xia Chu's confession was coming to an end.

At first, the audience was overwhelmed by Yan Shiqing's nasty energy, but they didn't react yet.But slowly, some people came back to it and gradually felt something was wrong.

When Chu Xia blurted out the last sentence "Because you are rich", they finally couldn't help——

There was a cheerful, silver bell-like laughter.

【Hahaha Yan Shiqing, you also have today】

[I think what Xia Xia said makes sense. Apart from being more handsome, more capable, having a better family background, and a better figure, Yan Shiqing has other (not) (knowledge) advantages (sufficiency) points ( of)? 】

[The words are rough and the rationale is not rough, not to mention that you yourself are also interested in sex, it is fair (bushi)]

【You guys are so clueless!Don't you realize that Xia Chu is really very familiar with Yan Shiqing's figure?How could he say such a thing without actually touching it a hundred or eighty times? 】

Audience: Right! !

Like them, they have also seen Yan Shiqing's abdominal muscles.

However, seeing is just seeing, and they can't say anything more than "your biceps feel really sharp".

The audience suddenly became vigilant——

So at the beginning of Xia, when did you touch it?

Why didn't they see it! (hatred)

……

"Because of the figure, because of the face, and because of the money." Yan Shi tilted his mouth into a smile, and leaned towards Xia Chu with deep eyes.

Chu Xia faintly felt that something was wrong, and silently started to back away, rubbing oil on the soles of his feet in an attempt to escape.

However, before he could lift his legs, someone grabbed his wrist and held him in place as easily as an eagle grabbing a little hen.

Yan Shi leaned condescendingly, glanced down, and asked with a half-smile, "What are you running for?"

"I didn't run away." Xia Chu insisted, "I just went to see the cubs."

"They're alright, you don't need to look at them." He grabbed Xia Chu's shivering hand and pressed it forcefully on his chest, "Do you feel it?"

Xia Chu opened his eyes wide in shock and fear, unable to believe it.

Barrage:? !

Longevity, Yan Shiqing is playing hooligans in public.

[(ID) When will you two get married: Shameless! 】

Xia Chu swallowed nervously, his throat became inexplicably dry, but he stammered without admitting defeat: "It's, it feels good. But, you are not childish."

Just because he boasted about his abs and biceps but didn't mention his chest, he wanted to prove it to himself?

So naive, so naive.

Yan Shiqing's face was as dark as ink, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing. He couldn't bear it and said, "Do you only have pornographic thoughts in your fucking mind? I want you to feel my heart that was hurt by you!"

Early summer: 0v0;

"I don't have any random thoughts." Knowing that Yan Shiqing had no intention of that, Xia Chu calmed down instead. As he said, he quietly squeezed the obvious muscles in the palm of his hand.

Gee.

Yan Shiqing's figure is really impeccable.

He blushed and thought.

Yan Shiqing's eyelids twitched, but he couldn't speak directly in front of the camera, so he could only swallow his anger and said coldly, "Is that enough?"

Xia Chu withdrew his hand unsatisfied, and commented in three words: "It's not bad."

[(ID) When will the two of you get married: You are so vicious, you won’t even be given a title, it’s a pity that you have the nerve to touch your hands]

Other viewers gradually took notice of the account.

They found out that the person whose ID is "When will you two get married" is definitely a black fan in Yanshi.No matter what Yan Shiqing did, he would criticize him.

[When did you two get married: did you propose?You're flirting with an unmarried Omega in public? 】

[When did you two get married: Pooh, did your parents teach you this? 】

[When will you two get married: You have lost all the face of the family]

Yan Shiqing's black fans are not too many, but they are not too few.And there are also a group of real fans who are always keen to cross-dress and tease him every day, as well as Zai Zai's mother fan and Xia Chu's father (?) fan, so there are always a lot of bullet screens scolding him.

But most of the time, everyone's speeches are mostly ridicule, without too much malice.

But this ID is inexplicably uncomfortable.

Not only is it too dark, but it also has a condescending sense of looking down.

Just like the patriarch of a feudal society.

[Who are you?With such a strong taste of fatherhood, is it because you can't see young couples falling in love or what? 】

[People fall in love with you and me, and it's your turn, the ugly monster who traveled through the feudal era, to point fingers? 】

[You want to be a father, so don't take a pee to see if you are worthy! 】

[It's fine to talk about Yan Shiqing, but it's too much to talk about other people's tutors, right?I thought it was the basic quality of being a human being to beat people without slapping them in the face, and to curse people without scolding their parents]

[You can compare your mouth so much, why don't you go to the battlefield for Marshal Yan?No matter how bad he is, at least the corpses of the enemies he killed can be piled up to fill an imperial star, can you? 】

Usually when Yan is hurt, it is an internal conflict.In any case, it was not the turn of outsiders to dislike Yan Shiqing.

But this sunspot is obviously also a strong heart.

He doesn't care about the comments of netizens at all, and he still outputs as always.

[When will you two get married: Chu Xia, good boy, listen to me, this kid is not a good guy, he has 800 minds, don't be deceived by his appearance. 】

Xia Chu just took a look at it.

He wondered: "I saw a black fan of yours with a strange tone."

Yan Shiqing said absently: "Who? What did you say?"

Xia Chu read the barrage posted by this ID and scratched his head: "Did you offend someone?"

I always feel that the tone is different from ordinary black fans.

The moment Yan Shiqing heard the ID, his eyelids twitched.After Xia Chu finished reading, he pinched his eyebrows with a headache, and his temples throbbed with pain.

Xia Chu: "Does he know you... Ah, he saw me watching the barrage, and started asking me about my family information and personal preferences."

Yan Shiqing: .

Really don't know what to say.

He is very clear about the identity of this person.

Isn't that his old man! ?

The words that scolded him before were probably sent by the old man himself.As for what I'm asking now, his mother should have taken over, so I'd like to find out about Chu Xia's taste first.

Yan Shi tilted his face with a wooden face, looking at Chu Xia who was scratching his head in confusion.

Xia Chu scratched his head: "Oh my god, the bullet screen said, this ID started throwing money at Zai Zai, and it was 1 star coins as soon as he made a move, and he dropped 10 in a row. He shouldn't be, he is Zai Zai's fan of Du Wei Daddy, right?" ?”

Because he was too substituted, he felt that Yan Shiqing had taken his place, and he was not pleasing to the eye.If you analyze it like this, it makes sense.

Yan Shiqing: [I really don't know what to say, so I just smile to the end].jpg;

However, he probably doesn't want to be the father of the cubs.

What he wanted to be was the grandfather of the cubs.

The author says:

[Today's headlines in the small theater]

[Family Ethics Section] Yan Shiqing: Me and my wronged father.

[Social News Section] Father Yan: On the first day I was lurking to see my future daughter-in-law, I was scolded bloody by netizens.

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