In the survival variety show, relying on raising cubs to make a comeback

At the beginning of Xia, he met the big cub, but he ran too fast and fled away.

Later, when he was looking for a piece of stone, he found a smoky blue snake.

Er Zai's eyes lit up, and before he could say "Dad", Xia Chu jumped up on the spot again, frightening him for a moment.Then, he ran away again.

Later, he found a kind of "zucchini flower" in a dirty puddle.

Although he didn't know what the flower was used for, he still picked the flower carefully out of the habit of thrift.

The edges of the leaves of the zucchini flowers were a bit prickly, and he hissed in pain. He glanced down subconsciously, and saw a slender black shadow in the water.

Xia Chu: Why are you standing there, run away!

He thinks he has escaped the crisis time and time again, but he doesn't know that the audience squatting in the Zai Zai's live broadcast room has gone crazy again and again.

[Run, run, run so fast, are you a rabbit? ! 】

He had to tell the truth.

[As long as Xia Chu's reaction is one second late, the children will recognize their father. 】

【Children are like shouting dad, why is it so difficult (desperate)】

[The most outrageous thing is that he and the big cub have run into each other three times in a row, but the big cub was chasing after him three times in a row. tacit understanding or too little tacit understanding]

[Substitute the big cub, I'm already mad =, =]

……

Xia Chu was also going crazy, complaining sadly: "There are too many snakes and insects in this rainforest."

Audience from the perspective of God: emmm...

This, how to say.

[Otherwise, why don't you look down? 】

The audience had no way to remind him with barrage, they could only hint a little more without triggering the blocking mechanism.Just like now, in fact, the snake that the three cubs transformed into is lying not far away, as long as Xia Chu lowers his head, he can definitely see it.

Xia Chu lowered his head, and with just one glance, surprise burst out in his eyes.

"Sure enough, it's a turn of events. My non-chieftain luck seems to be coming to an end." He walked over with a smile, and carefully dug out a Ganoderma lucidum the size of two palms near the root of a tree.

"Hee hee, good luck."

He is happy.

The audience went nuts.

Did we show you Ganoderma lucidum?Of course, such a large ganoderma is indeed rare, but——

Don't you feel that you are stepping on something? !

San Zai was hiding under the dead leaves and slept soundly.

Suddenly, someone stepped on him for no reason.

"Eh?" It raised its upper body blankly, but then quickly lay back down in the next second.

Forget it, just step on it, there is no need to give up the good time of sleeping for it.

Then, it gets a second kick.

Three Cubs: Resentment jpg;

So, after Xia Chu squatted to pick the ganoderma, carefully put it into the backpack, turned around, and saw a golden snake with the upper body standing up dangerously.

"hiss--"

Xia Chu opened his eyes wide in horror, feeling suffocated.

Although Sanzai is lazy compared to other snakes, its hiding movements are faster than any other snakes.

"It's not me, it's not me, you didn't see me."

San Zai only hated that he didn't have long hands, so he couldn't hug his head and hide it.

Xia Chu who was about to escape:?

Barrage: Pfft.

【The scene of werewolf self-explosion】

【Zai Zai, it's good for you to keep silent, your father will leave soon】

[Not only will he leave, but he will also pass you three times without entering, but this may be fate- those who want to recognize their relatives will not recognize them, and those who do not want to recognize them will not be able to hide, fate is so wrong ╮(╯╰)╭ 】

If San Zai hadn't made a sound, he would have run for his life, but San Zai was the first to "explode himself".

Xia Chu narrowed his eyes slightly, and poked the little golden snake's back with a stick: "Come out and talk to me carefully."

The three cubs twitched their buttocks, trying to slide to escape.

As a result, it was caught seven inches.

Barrage: ⊙o⊙

【So you know the seven inches of a snake! 】

Seeing it at the beginning of Xia, she rolled her eyes in a "pretty" way: "I'm not stupid."

[That's right, our Xia Xia is not stupid, he's just a dish]

【He's just a waste wood】

【He is just timid】

【He just...】

Xia Chu was fierce: "Shut up."

【⊙x⊙】

San Zai was forced to admit his relatives, but he still tried to bargain: "Let's agree first, I won't help fight unless it is absolutely necessary."

Early Xia: "Yes."

San Zai groaned, reluctantly: "Then I don't want to go, daddy can carry me away."

Early Xia: "Impossible."

Three Cubs: "Why!"

Xia Chu: Because I am afraid of snakes!

In the end, the two haggled for a long time, but it was still the end of Xia Chu's half-step concession.He didn't have to hold the little snake, but he had to lend San Zai his wrist so that it could be coiled on his hand through the fabric of his clothes.

"To be honest, even so, I'm still fluffy." Xia Chu honestly complained.

San Zai: "Dad, bear with it, don't you still want to find your brothers?"

Xia Chu: "Speaking of which, do you have telepathy between snakes and snakes? Can you find out where your brothers are?"

Three Cubs: Huh—huh—

I'm asleep, don't look for me.

The corner of Xia Chu's mouth twitched, but there was nothing he could do about this child, he was a little lazy, it was really born.

But after finding the three cubs, he could at least be sure that the cubs had most likely turned into snakes.Thinking about it this way, he thought of the snakes he had struggled to avoid all these years.

Xia Chu: Alright, he decided to look back.

"I vaguely remember that the flower snake is here?"

He walked back to the swamp, and in a similar place, he really saw a flower snake.

It seems that this is the cub.

Xia Chu breathed a sigh of relief and was about to go there.Unexpectedly, San Zai opened his eyes at this moment, and said vigilantly: "Wait a minute, Dad, try calling it first."

Xia Chu said softly, "Zai Zai?"

The snake didn't respond, but when it heard the movement, its body tensed and stood upright, and its cold vertical pupils stared at him firmly.

Xia Chu was silent for two seconds, and said solemnly, "I feel that this may not be your brother."

The three cubs also nodded.

Why are you still standing there?keep running!

[I'm going to die, I always meet when I don't know, I really want to find a snake and I can't find it anywhere]

【I now admit that Xia Xia is right】

【This rainforest seems to be real, there are many snakes...】

While experiencing the unboxing of the blind box in early summer, a girl found the official website of the show.

Zhang Jiaqi, an ordinary social animal.

About a week ago, at a dinner party, she publicly expressed her disgust towards "Xia Chu and his cubs".But later, after she went home and watched the video collection, she had a temporary change in her opinion of the cubs.

And on this day, because the survival player she liked returned to the competition, Zhang Jiaqi opened the official website of the show again after a year.

At that time, she was in a coffee shop. When her friend saw her, she joked, "Are you going to see your little Linlin again?"

Zhang Jiaqi smiled: "That's right."

Xiao Linlin is the "star" she is chasing. After debuting in the last season of Survival, the other party has officially stepped into the entertainment industry. Because of his good-looking face, he is also flourishing in the film and television industry.

However, Zhang Jiaqi felt that Xiao Linlin's last charming moment had to be in the wilderness.

There is no way to resist that kind of wild masculine charm——

She happily opened the list of live broadcast rooms.

However, before going to find Xiao Linlin, her eyes were first attracted by other live broadcast rooms.

[Zaizai live broadcast room: popularity 32w1749 (label: cute pet, cure)] x4;

[Yan Shiqing live broadcast room: heat 28w7503 (label: fighting, handsome)]

Zhang Jiaqi: Huh?

Is "Zai Zai" the Zai Zai she thought of?

I didn't expect to be able to occupy the top four, a little higher than Yan Shiqing.

Zhang Jiaqi couldn't help being curious and went in.

The beautiful little flower snake sticks out its tongue fiercely and cutely.

Zhang Jiaqi: QAQ!

She backed out quickly with the speed of playing percussion instruments.However, this short second has already left an indelible scar in her life, and she will spend her whole life to heal it.

"My god damn cute pet, this is a label scam..." Zhang Jiaqi scratched her head in pain, and after a while, she suddenly realized, "Wait, that's the meaning of "cure", right? ? "

#Use a lifetime to heal this second#

Zhang Jiaqi: =_=

The momentary curiosity has taught her a full lesson.This time, she was determined not to desert her, and went straight to find her Xiao Linlin.

However, there is a lot of traffic in the first season of the show, and the popularity ranking of the live broadcast room in this episode, only the champion of the previous season is still in the top ten, and the rest are far less popular than when they first debuted in the draft.

Zhang Jiaqi scrolled down for a while before finding her Xiaolinlin's live broadcast room.

When she entered, her heart was full of anticipation.

Until she saw clearly the screen full of barrage——

【Come on Linlin!Let the contestants of this season, see how powerful your old contestants are! 】

[This season's program is like a game. I heard that how many snakes are the most popular?Oh, there is also an Omega, which seems to be quite popular]

[Forget it Marshal Yan... Omega, are you kidding me? 】

[This show actually has Omega to last until now?He can fight so well? ! 】

[It's amazing, I haven't watched the show since I saw it.That Omega didn't rely on himself at all, but won by hugging his thighs all the way and lying down. 】

【Hold whose leg? 】

【Whoever hugs who is the best】

[Who else, of course, is looking for Yan Shiqing]

……

Fang Qilin has a cute baby face, when he smiles, there are beautiful dimples on both sides.However, old fans know that under his baby-faced appearance, there is a super capable heart.

Fang Qilin smiled at the camera as usual: "You guys don't like Omega so much? Then I'll go and eliminate him first, okay?"

【Yeah】

[Strongly support, those who lie down and win do not deserve to win]

Zhang Jiaqi frowned.

She faintly felt something was wrong.

But she couldn't tell what the reason for this feeling was.

Just at this time, she inadvertently glanced at the light screen of her friend. The picture inside was nothing special, just the common scenery of the tropical rainforest, just the small words on the top column: Zai Zai live broadcast room.

Zhang Jiaqi was shocked immediately.

Unexpectedly, this friend usually looks soft and waxy, and the soft girl who is terrified of seeing a cockroach dares to face the life of a flower snake!

Zhang Jiaqi was in awe: "Niu Niu, you are amazing."

Niu Niu: "Huh?"

Zhang Jiaqi pointed to the light screen: "Aren't you afraid of snakes?"

Niu Niu couldn't laugh or cry and said, "You didn't realize that my perspective is different."

"Of course it's scary if you use the omnipotent perspective, but what if you use the perspective of substitution to experience the life of snakes and snakes in an immersive way? Let me tell you, not only is it not scary, but it's also fun. It's not the same as being a human being at all. .”

The Amway intention in Niu Niu's words made Zhang Jiaqi want to move.

She used the same method to enter the live broadcast room again.

Sure enough, from a different perspective, the world seems to be completely different. The same animals, viewed with a snake's eyes, are quite fresh.

The two of them were having a great time, but at this time, another hot girl walked into the cafe.

The young lady watched the live broadcast with her left hand, and watched the video with the right hand. When she entered the door, she was laughing at her friend on the other side: "Don't be afraid, it looks so cute and handsome. Snakes are not scary at all, trust me."

Zhang Jiaqi and Niuniu: No way!

The friend on the other end: "Really? Some people recommend me to start step by step. You can start from the immersive perspective, and then return to the omniscient perspective after getting used to the snake. Is it better if I use this method?"

Miss sister: "What kind of cowardly idea is this? Let me tell you, every time you miss a little bit of Zai Zai's beauty, you will regret it later. Anyone who doesn't look at it is an idiot."

Zhang Jiaqi: Niuniu: ...

"Otherwise, I'd better look at it from an omniscient perspective." Zhang Jiaqi tried to calm down.

Niu Niu's face was numb: "Well, me too."

They switched back to the omniscient perspective.

And after watching Zai Zai for 5 minutes, he resolutely admitted that he was an idiot.

Zai Zai is so cute, why didn't you watch it sooner?

They miss too much now!

The author says:

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