In the survival variety show, relying on raising cubs to make a comeback
Chapter 87 Yan Shiqing, Scumbag Dad
Two days later, Yan Shiqing took the cubs to the Population Bureau to complete the procedures.
In the window of the Population Management Bureau, the commissioner manually pulled out the information from the light screen to fill in the form, and asked, "Are you here to apply for a new account?"
Yan Shiqing nodded.
There are very few people in the hall. In fact, artificial intelligence can do this kind of thing well.However, there is a surplus of human resources in the interstellar era. In order to solve some job problems, government agencies can only dig out many jobs "out of thin air" to accommodate these idle people.
Although the salary for this kind of position is not high, it is enough to satisfy one's hunger. Many people want to get in because they are overwhelmed.
The commissioner asked again: "Name, age."
Generally, parents help to report this link.However, the cubs of Yan Shiqian's family were a bit special. Seeing that they all looked expectant and curious, he gently pushed behind the big cub, and said with a smile, "Go by yourself."
Sure enough, the big cub actively lay down on the glass.
He looked around curiously, but his mouth was very obedient, and he answered obediently: "Xia Dong, three years old."
Among the two- and three-year-old children, there are very few people who can think clearly.
The clerk raised his head subconsciously, glanced at it, and saw Da Zai's three chubby fingers, couldn't help but raised his lips and smiled: "That's good."
The eldest cub likes to be praised by others, so he immediately held his chin and smiled sweetly at his sister, dimpled.
The commissioner's eyes glowed with love: Oh, what a good boy——
However, she also felt a little distressed.
There are quite a few children who settle in Imperial City every year, but many of them originally moved here with their parents' household registrations from other planets.But the child in front of him had a brand new ID card.
——In other words, in these three years, his parents didn't allow him to settle down!
This is too unreliable.
The commissioner murmured in his heart, and already had a preconceived aversion to his parents.Although she didn't show it on the surface, she deliberately looked at the man behind Da Zai for her next question.
The man was wearing a black windbreaker with the collar turned up high, covering his Adam's apple.He also had a pair of black sunglasses and a black hat covering his face tightly.
The commissioner could not help cursing when he saw it—I'm afraid it wasn't true, this father himself knew that he was ashamed to face others?
"When is the child's birthday?" she said.
Yan Shiqing was dumbfounded.
He really didn't know this question.
However, counting the time, it should be the spring and winter of the next year?
He said vaguely: "It should be in March."
"No, no, Daddy is stupid, our birthday is on June 6th." Da Zai sighed, with his hands behind his back, the old god shook his head on the ground.
Yan Shi shook his head.
His first reaction was to blurt out: How could it be so early?
The accident between myself and early Xia happened in mid-May, so according to the October pregnancy, it will probably be in March of the following year.But fortunately, before he opened his mouth, he suddenly thought of his own cub's identity as a monster.
How long is the gestation period of rabbits?
Oh, it seems like a month.
Yan Shiqing swallowed the words silently.
But what he didn't know was that in the eyes of the commissioner, this silence seemed to be extremely guilty.
How can someone not even know the child's birthday?
Her boredom with the man in black intensified in her heart, and she simply pulled out all the forms at the back and projected them on the outside screen for the other party to fill out by herself.
The commissioner here only needs to report the information. As for whether it meets the qualifications, there will be a special person to review it later.Yan Shiqing had already arranged for this review process in advance, and now it's just a process.
So he nodded indifferently, and when he encountered any uncertain information, he turned to ask the four children.
The cubs are smart, and there are reliable four cubs around, so most of the information is clear.There were only a few frames, they didn't know, so Yan Shiqing contacted Xia Chu.
While listening, the commissioner frantically complained in the group of little sisters: "How can there be such a scumbag? It's fine if the child is three years old and doesn't have a registered permanent residence, and he doesn't even know his birthday."
"Listening to their conversation, this man seems to have had no contact with the child in the past three years, and the mother raised the child alone."
"Fuck, scumbag! He didn't even pay alimony, I'm going to be so fucking pissed off."
The little sister who fished at work: "I'll go, there are still men like this now? With the "Custody Law", mom can hire a good lawyer, and she can sue this stinky man to death."
Little Sister 2: "Don't be a powerful person, are you?"
Little sister 3: "Ordinary people don't dare, just these rich people are too dirty."
A few years ago, those rich people made illegitimate children outside. If they didn't want them, they would throw them on a barren planet and let them fend for themselves.Later, too many people were lost, and the matter became serious. Under the pressure of public opinion, the empire issued the "Care Law", which clearly stipulated the responsibility of the parents.
The punishment stipulated in this law is very heavy. If a scumbag like this with four children fails to fulfill his duty of support, once he is investigated, he will have to pay at least millions of dollars.
The commissioner was indignant: "It's what you deserve if you pay for death."
At this time, Yan Shiqing and the cubs had already filled out the form.
The commissioner glanced roughly, no information was missing, nodded, and said: "Go back and wait for three working days, and someone will come to verify the information."
Yan Shiqing nodded subtly: "It's troublesome."
As soon as the person left, the commissioner immediately turned over the form again.She was embarrassed to look at it in front of people just now, but now, she didn't need to hide it anymore, and directly pulled to the column of parents' names.
Then, out of thin air, a thunderbolt struck directly on her sky cap.
Just in time, the little sisters popped up in the group and asked curiously: "Speaking of which, where does such a scumbag who is not afraid of death belong?"
The commissioner typed tremblingly: "It's Yan Shiqing...it's Yan Shiqing!!"
There was an eerie silence in the group.
"Well, is Marshal Yan the scumbag, or the one who was scumbag?"
The commissioner was heartbroken: "Nonsense. He is an Alpha, can he have children?!"
So, he is that scumbag...
The group was suddenly heartbroken.
Of the ten imperial people, nine and a half are Yan Shiqing's fans.But if the gender is restricted, this ratio will increase again: out of ten imperial women, probably ten and a half are Yan Shiqing's fans.
And now, they collapsed.
"I didn't know for a while, whether he actually has a child (he's still three years old), or because he's so rich, he's so scumbag that he won't even pay child support."
The little sister said in pain: "So, who is that miserable mother?"
Commissioner: "I don't know."
Little sister: "Gossip only tells half, and you will suffer retribution!"
Commissioner: "I really don't know, the Omega column is confidential. In fact, Yan Shiqing's information should have gone through the confidential channel. Ordinary employees have no permission to view it. I don't even know why he came to the ordinary window." ...Fuck, I won't be arrested for leaking high-level secrets, will I?!"
……
When Yan Shiqing walked out of the Population Administration Bureau, he received a message from his colleagues.
"Just fill in your account, why don't you go to the exclusive window?"
Yan Shiqing raised his eyebrows and replied, "I didn't want to keep it a secret."
Is there anything shameful about being Yan Shiqing's son?
"Hey, you're not afraid of your child attracting attention that shouldn't be there?"
Yan Shiqing looked down at the cubs.
They were quite excited because they were about to have a new identity and they were about to go to kindergarten, chattering around his legs, like chicks that had just grown their hair.
Yan Shiqing smiled, and replied "seeking truth from facts": "You don't understand, my sons are smart and cute, it's okay to be outstanding in appearance, everyone is very talented. Such a person can't be hidden, even if he doesn't I, and they will live in the eyes of everyone."
Colleague: Grass.
I couldn't see it at all before, why are you so "childish"?
"Hahaha, then when do you plan to bring Mr. Ling out? Maybe it will open the eyes of our old friends."
Yan Shiqing: "Let's talk about it later."
Yan Shiqing: "If I have the time to eat with you, I might as well take my wife and children to a hot spring."
Colleagues: =_=
You are not human.
You have a wife and children, which is amazing.
However, it seems to be very remarkable.
Obviously, he and Yan Shiqing have similar family backgrounds and ages. During the dinner party last year, the two were ridiculed as diamond single men by everyone, but it's only been a few months?
Yan Shiqing also has a child, and his wife also has QAQ.
Even if it's too late for him to fall in love now, Yan Shiqing's son is already three years old, and his child will have to call "brother" to the Yan family's children no matter what!
……
After all, Yan Shiqing lowered his head thoughtfully, and patted the heads of the cubs: "How about our family go to the hot spring tomorrow?"
The cubs looked at each other. In fact, based on their experience, they didn't know what "soaking in hot springs" was.
The big cub asked, "Is Daddy going?"
"go.
Big cub: "The housekeeper grandpa, the cook sister, the gardener brother..."
Before he finished breaking off his fingers, Yan Shiqing laughed and said happily, "Go, all go."
The big cub clapped his hands and cheered: "Okay, let's go to the hot spring."
As long as we are together, no matter what we do, it is a very happy and happy thing.
When they came home, Chu Xia was still playing in the living room.
When the cubs were around, he was too embarrassed to rob them, so when they were not around, he quietly transformed back into a rabbit, happily having fun on the rabbit climbing frame.
But if you don't play, you don't know. Once you play, you find that this climbing frame is not simple.
There are many places in the middle that test his balance ability.
Gee.
Maybe this is how rich people feel.
Even if it is a toy, it is also exercising the brain development of the cubs at the same time.
"Drip."
There was a sound of unlocking the door, Xia Chu's ears twitched, and he quickly jumped down from the runway and instantly changed back into a human form.
When Yan Shiqing entered the door, Xia Chu seemed to be sitting on the sofa, holding a book gracefully in his hand, and turning a page slowly: "I'm back."
The end is the demure and proud style.
"Yeah." Yan Shi cast his eyes over the rabbit climbing frame without poking it, "Go out with me tomorrow?"
Xia Chu was taken aback for a moment, his heart skipped a beat.
Yan Shiqing, are you inviting him out on a date?
He has never dated anyone seriously, and he has some longing in his heart.But he still didn't show it on his face, he just said with a little distress: "What about the cubs?"
Yan Shiqing thought that what he was talking about was who would take care of the cubs.
Indeed, it is quite difficult to bring children out to play.
However, he smiled and reassured: "Leave it to the housekeeper."
The old housekeeper nodded and agreed with a smile: "Yes, Young Master Xia, don't worry leave it to me."
Xia Chu blinked, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and nodded impatiently while looking reserved: "That, that's fine."
It’s the first double date, I’m so looking forward to it O(∩_∩)O——
The author says:
[At this moment in the small theater, what is everyone thinking]
Xia Chu (full of anticipation): I don't know what will he arrange for tomorrow?My God, there shouldn't be such a clichéd candlelight dinner or something... Oh, there's no way, he's an old man who's been single for so long after all, I can only bear with the clichés!
Old Butler (rejoiced): The young master is able to date people, he really has grown up.
Cook: Wow, dating alone, so romantic.However, I don't want to put garlic in breakfast tomorrow, otherwise if they kiss, the young master will have bad breath.
Not thinking about Waiyan Shiqing at all: "I was thinking about whether the cubs can swim..."
In the window of the Population Management Bureau, the commissioner manually pulled out the information from the light screen to fill in the form, and asked, "Are you here to apply for a new account?"
Yan Shiqing nodded.
There are very few people in the hall. In fact, artificial intelligence can do this kind of thing well.However, there is a surplus of human resources in the interstellar era. In order to solve some job problems, government agencies can only dig out many jobs "out of thin air" to accommodate these idle people.
Although the salary for this kind of position is not high, it is enough to satisfy one's hunger. Many people want to get in because they are overwhelmed.
The commissioner asked again: "Name, age."
Generally, parents help to report this link.However, the cubs of Yan Shiqian's family were a bit special. Seeing that they all looked expectant and curious, he gently pushed behind the big cub, and said with a smile, "Go by yourself."
Sure enough, the big cub actively lay down on the glass.
He looked around curiously, but his mouth was very obedient, and he answered obediently: "Xia Dong, three years old."
Among the two- and three-year-old children, there are very few people who can think clearly.
The clerk raised his head subconsciously, glanced at it, and saw Da Zai's three chubby fingers, couldn't help but raised his lips and smiled: "That's good."
The eldest cub likes to be praised by others, so he immediately held his chin and smiled sweetly at his sister, dimpled.
The commissioner's eyes glowed with love: Oh, what a good boy——
However, she also felt a little distressed.
There are quite a few children who settle in Imperial City every year, but many of them originally moved here with their parents' household registrations from other planets.But the child in front of him had a brand new ID card.
——In other words, in these three years, his parents didn't allow him to settle down!
This is too unreliable.
The commissioner murmured in his heart, and already had a preconceived aversion to his parents.Although she didn't show it on the surface, she deliberately looked at the man behind Da Zai for her next question.
The man was wearing a black windbreaker with the collar turned up high, covering his Adam's apple.He also had a pair of black sunglasses and a black hat covering his face tightly.
The commissioner could not help cursing when he saw it—I'm afraid it wasn't true, this father himself knew that he was ashamed to face others?
"When is the child's birthday?" she said.
Yan Shiqing was dumbfounded.
He really didn't know this question.
However, counting the time, it should be the spring and winter of the next year?
He said vaguely: "It should be in March."
"No, no, Daddy is stupid, our birthday is on June 6th." Da Zai sighed, with his hands behind his back, the old god shook his head on the ground.
Yan Shi shook his head.
His first reaction was to blurt out: How could it be so early?
The accident between myself and early Xia happened in mid-May, so according to the October pregnancy, it will probably be in March of the following year.But fortunately, before he opened his mouth, he suddenly thought of his own cub's identity as a monster.
How long is the gestation period of rabbits?
Oh, it seems like a month.
Yan Shiqing swallowed the words silently.
But what he didn't know was that in the eyes of the commissioner, this silence seemed to be extremely guilty.
How can someone not even know the child's birthday?
Her boredom with the man in black intensified in her heart, and she simply pulled out all the forms at the back and projected them on the outside screen for the other party to fill out by herself.
The commissioner here only needs to report the information. As for whether it meets the qualifications, there will be a special person to review it later.Yan Shiqing had already arranged for this review process in advance, and now it's just a process.
So he nodded indifferently, and when he encountered any uncertain information, he turned to ask the four children.
The cubs are smart, and there are reliable four cubs around, so most of the information is clear.There were only a few frames, they didn't know, so Yan Shiqing contacted Xia Chu.
While listening, the commissioner frantically complained in the group of little sisters: "How can there be such a scumbag? It's fine if the child is three years old and doesn't have a registered permanent residence, and he doesn't even know his birthday."
"Listening to their conversation, this man seems to have had no contact with the child in the past three years, and the mother raised the child alone."
"Fuck, scumbag! He didn't even pay alimony, I'm going to be so fucking pissed off."
The little sister who fished at work: "I'll go, there are still men like this now? With the "Custody Law", mom can hire a good lawyer, and she can sue this stinky man to death."
Little Sister 2: "Don't be a powerful person, are you?"
Little sister 3: "Ordinary people don't dare, just these rich people are too dirty."
A few years ago, those rich people made illegitimate children outside. If they didn't want them, they would throw them on a barren planet and let them fend for themselves.Later, too many people were lost, and the matter became serious. Under the pressure of public opinion, the empire issued the "Care Law", which clearly stipulated the responsibility of the parents.
The punishment stipulated in this law is very heavy. If a scumbag like this with four children fails to fulfill his duty of support, once he is investigated, he will have to pay at least millions of dollars.
The commissioner was indignant: "It's what you deserve if you pay for death."
At this time, Yan Shiqing and the cubs had already filled out the form.
The commissioner glanced roughly, no information was missing, nodded, and said: "Go back and wait for three working days, and someone will come to verify the information."
Yan Shiqing nodded subtly: "It's troublesome."
As soon as the person left, the commissioner immediately turned over the form again.She was embarrassed to look at it in front of people just now, but now, she didn't need to hide it anymore, and directly pulled to the column of parents' names.
Then, out of thin air, a thunderbolt struck directly on her sky cap.
Just in time, the little sisters popped up in the group and asked curiously: "Speaking of which, where does such a scumbag who is not afraid of death belong?"
The commissioner typed tremblingly: "It's Yan Shiqing...it's Yan Shiqing!!"
There was an eerie silence in the group.
"Well, is Marshal Yan the scumbag, or the one who was scumbag?"
The commissioner was heartbroken: "Nonsense. He is an Alpha, can he have children?!"
So, he is that scumbag...
The group was suddenly heartbroken.
Of the ten imperial people, nine and a half are Yan Shiqing's fans.But if the gender is restricted, this ratio will increase again: out of ten imperial women, probably ten and a half are Yan Shiqing's fans.
And now, they collapsed.
"I didn't know for a while, whether he actually has a child (he's still three years old), or because he's so rich, he's so scumbag that he won't even pay child support."
The little sister said in pain: "So, who is that miserable mother?"
Commissioner: "I don't know."
Little sister: "Gossip only tells half, and you will suffer retribution!"
Commissioner: "I really don't know, the Omega column is confidential. In fact, Yan Shiqing's information should have gone through the confidential channel. Ordinary employees have no permission to view it. I don't even know why he came to the ordinary window." ...Fuck, I won't be arrested for leaking high-level secrets, will I?!"
……
When Yan Shiqing walked out of the Population Administration Bureau, he received a message from his colleagues.
"Just fill in your account, why don't you go to the exclusive window?"
Yan Shiqing raised his eyebrows and replied, "I didn't want to keep it a secret."
Is there anything shameful about being Yan Shiqing's son?
"Hey, you're not afraid of your child attracting attention that shouldn't be there?"
Yan Shiqing looked down at the cubs.
They were quite excited because they were about to have a new identity and they were about to go to kindergarten, chattering around his legs, like chicks that had just grown their hair.
Yan Shiqing smiled, and replied "seeking truth from facts": "You don't understand, my sons are smart and cute, it's okay to be outstanding in appearance, everyone is very talented. Such a person can't be hidden, even if he doesn't I, and they will live in the eyes of everyone."
Colleague: Grass.
I couldn't see it at all before, why are you so "childish"?
"Hahaha, then when do you plan to bring Mr. Ling out? Maybe it will open the eyes of our old friends."
Yan Shiqing: "Let's talk about it later."
Yan Shiqing: "If I have the time to eat with you, I might as well take my wife and children to a hot spring."
Colleagues: =_=
You are not human.
You have a wife and children, which is amazing.
However, it seems to be very remarkable.
Obviously, he and Yan Shiqing have similar family backgrounds and ages. During the dinner party last year, the two were ridiculed as diamond single men by everyone, but it's only been a few months?
Yan Shiqing also has a child, and his wife also has QAQ.
Even if it's too late for him to fall in love now, Yan Shiqing's son is already three years old, and his child will have to call "brother" to the Yan family's children no matter what!
……
After all, Yan Shiqing lowered his head thoughtfully, and patted the heads of the cubs: "How about our family go to the hot spring tomorrow?"
The cubs looked at each other. In fact, based on their experience, they didn't know what "soaking in hot springs" was.
The big cub asked, "Is Daddy going?"
"go.
Big cub: "The housekeeper grandpa, the cook sister, the gardener brother..."
Before he finished breaking off his fingers, Yan Shiqing laughed and said happily, "Go, all go."
The big cub clapped his hands and cheered: "Okay, let's go to the hot spring."
As long as we are together, no matter what we do, it is a very happy and happy thing.
When they came home, Chu Xia was still playing in the living room.
When the cubs were around, he was too embarrassed to rob them, so when they were not around, he quietly transformed back into a rabbit, happily having fun on the rabbit climbing frame.
But if you don't play, you don't know. Once you play, you find that this climbing frame is not simple.
There are many places in the middle that test his balance ability.
Gee.
Maybe this is how rich people feel.
Even if it is a toy, it is also exercising the brain development of the cubs at the same time.
"Drip."
There was a sound of unlocking the door, Xia Chu's ears twitched, and he quickly jumped down from the runway and instantly changed back into a human form.
When Yan Shiqing entered the door, Xia Chu seemed to be sitting on the sofa, holding a book gracefully in his hand, and turning a page slowly: "I'm back."
The end is the demure and proud style.
"Yeah." Yan Shi cast his eyes over the rabbit climbing frame without poking it, "Go out with me tomorrow?"
Xia Chu was taken aback for a moment, his heart skipped a beat.
Yan Shiqing, are you inviting him out on a date?
He has never dated anyone seriously, and he has some longing in his heart.But he still didn't show it on his face, he just said with a little distress: "What about the cubs?"
Yan Shiqing thought that what he was talking about was who would take care of the cubs.
Indeed, it is quite difficult to bring children out to play.
However, he smiled and reassured: "Leave it to the housekeeper."
The old housekeeper nodded and agreed with a smile: "Yes, Young Master Xia, don't worry leave it to me."
Xia Chu blinked, suppressed the excitement in his heart, and nodded impatiently while looking reserved: "That, that's fine."
It’s the first double date, I’m so looking forward to it O(∩_∩)O——
The author says:
[At this moment in the small theater, what is everyone thinking]
Xia Chu (full of anticipation): I don't know what will he arrange for tomorrow?My God, there shouldn't be such a clichéd candlelight dinner or something... Oh, there's no way, he's an old man who's been single for so long after all, I can only bear with the clichés!
Old Butler (rejoiced): The young master is able to date people, he really has grown up.
Cook: Wow, dating alone, so romantic.However, I don't want to put garlic in breakfast tomorrow, otherwise if they kiss, the young master will have bad breath.
Not thinking about Waiyan Shiqing at all: "I was thinking about whether the cubs can swim..."
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