In the survival variety show, relying on raising cubs to make a comeback

When he rushed over, a fierce light flashed in the panther's eyes.

However, the moment he was about to meet "My Neighbor Totoro", the opponent suddenly "changed his face", and a "big mouth" full of thin fangs grew out of the soft fur.

That mouth looks like a piranha, with green roots attached to the chinchilla's body.When he got close, the panther's nostrils were filled with the stench of its mucus.

Two seconds later, the panther bewilderedly saw himself fall.

The head of its body was bitten off by the piranha's fine teeth.The piranha retracted into Totoro's "esophagus", and "Totoro"'s cheeks were bulging, as if digesting his head.

His consciousness stayed for a second or two, and then, severe pain hit his consciousness.

The Black Panther player forcibly left the virtual world and sat up from the game cabin with cold sweat on his face.

terrible! !

This feeling of death is really terrifying!

……

Musk oxen, panthers and hyenas all paid a heavy price for their miscalculation.

The price the Panthers paid was "elimination."

But the hyena saw his end, so he changed his strategy in time, and in the end he was only bitten off half of his body and barely escaped.

When the musk ox saw the panther's body, it couldn't escape.With quick reflexes, he pulled the hyena towards him, shielding himself from the monster's teeth.

"what--"

With a scream, the hyena's head slammed to the ground.

Even after death, its eyes are still not blind. It seems that it can't believe that it was plotted by the boss to be a scapegoat.

The musk ox finally completed the task at the cost of a broken leg.

He looked at the bodies of the two younger brothers, frowned, a little annoyed.

It doesn't matter to the Black Panther, he was not very popular in the last round, and he was eliminated early in this round, so he might be eliminated directly.But the hyena is very troublesome. Even if he does not survive the first day of this round, he can still enter the next round.

At that time, the other party may seek revenge from him.

but……

The musk ox thought to himself, so what about revenge?

At the worst, when the time comes, I will act first.

The musk ox untied the second cub's rope, and under the blood all over his body, his eyes became more gloomy: "Follow me."

Er Zai didn't dare to refuse, and obediently handed the rope to him.

The musk ox sneered, limped, and left the place with it.

……

In the cave in early summer.

When the system released the task, all the lives in the cave did not wake up.

Live Room: As expected of you!

[Sure enough, Xia Xia is still the same Xia Xia, he shouldn't be the first player who didn't hear about the mission and elimination, right? 】

[Although this method of death is outrageous, it has to be said that it is very possible]

[It's over, it's over, Si Zai and Yan Shiqing are not here, no one can wake them up]

[San Zai, open your eyes, don't think I didn't see your eyeballs move! ! 】

San Zai had indeed sensed that something was wrong.

However, it is so tangled.

If it wakes up, it will kill monsters, so tired.

But if he doesn't wake up, it and his father seem to be eaten...

In the end, San Zai chose a compromise—it kicked the paper figurine.

The paper figurine woke up cutely, tilted its head, and listened for a while.

"The task has been released." It said to Xia Chu.

Scene: No response.

The paper figurine stayed in a daze for a while, then raised its voice a little: "Here comes the mission!"

Scene: Still no response.

【You are like this, how can you wake up the sleeping god? 】

[Hurry up, the important task of waking Xia Chu up is up to you, little paper! 】

[It's been a long time waiting, cubs, I don't want Chu Xia to be eliminated, don't—]

"Come on, let's do it."

It spoke in a louder voice, word by word.

The three cubs couldn't take it anymore.

It got up with a miserable expression, leaned close to Xia Chu's ear, and shouted loudly: "Dad—the elder brother is drinking Coke secretly—"

[Three cubs' voice, loud and vast, shaking the earth]

【However, it would be strange to be woken up at the beginning of Xia】

Just after finishing speaking, Xia Chu suddenly bounced.

His eyes were still closed, his head was muddy, and he didn't wake up at all.But his mouth has already started to output automatically: "What, where is it? Big boy, you're stealing the Coke from the refrigerator again!!"

The big cub who was shot innocently: Ah Choo.

【…】

【Actually, it's okay. 】

San Zai managed to wake him up, and before his father could react, he lay back calmly, pretending that he had never woken up.

The simple paper figurines were dumbfounded.

Xia Chu opened his eyes in confusion, met its gaze, and said dully, "What's the matter?"

Paper figurine: "The system should have issued a task."

It is an NPC anyway, it can feel some of the dynamics of the system.However, because it is not an NPC in this world, it cannot perceive the specific content of the task.

"Oh." Chu Xia opened the mission panel in a daze.

Then, the snow leopard jumped three feet high and ran out in a hurry: "It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over..."

【Oh, Xia Xia is hanging this time】

[This test is really impossible, and San Zai can't do it for me]

Xia Chu had already seen a few famous red monsters. However, no matter whether these monsters looked cute or fierce, he felt that he couldn't beat them.

[If you can pass mission 2 in the early summer, every time you add a like, I will broadcast a live broadcast of a women's pole striptease (I'm a man)]

[Be careful in front of you, historical experience and Da Zai’s personal experience both show that gambling has no good results——]

[It's okay, don't be afraid, it's impossible to pass mission 2 in Chuchu]

[Like it, I want to contribute to every life-defying dream]

[Like it, add bricks and tiles to every life-or-death dream +1]

[Adding bricks and tiles + 11111]

In the dream, the big cub was forced to experience "parabolic in the sky" again.

Seeing that his father was not there, he rubbed his eyes and came out to look for someone: "Dad——"

Snow Leopard hurriedly protected it in its arms: "It's not safe here, don't run around."

The big cub sniffed the cold air in the air, but made no sound.It also feels the smell of danger, but with its father here, it is not afraid of anything.

The red fox hid on the back of the snow leopard's neck and helped Dad analyze it together: "The monster over there smells so bad."

"These two monsters are easy to bully, they are honest people."

So, in the live broadcast room, it was seen that Xia Chu avoided all the cute monsters very keenly.

[It's amazing, many players overturned because of judging by their appearance]

[Yeah, the point is that you look at Da Zai and Xia Chu, they don't seem to hesitate at all, they seem to feel that these "cute creatures" are very dangerous]

[This is Omega's sixth sense? 】

【I'm an Omega, I don't have one】

[No, I don't know how Xia Chu and Da Zai judged, I'm so curious]

This program group is making a bad taste, the more cute the animal on the outside, the more cruel it is on the inside.

Like the head of the piranha hidden under the chinchilla, or the little milk dog, many tentacles will suddenly appear to hang people to death... These are basic exercises.

On the contrary, those fierce-looking monsters are inexplicably easy to bully.

However, it is useless for Xia Chu to be able to judge. Everyone knows that even the weakest red name monster cannot be handled by Xia Chu alone, oh no, a leopard can handle it.

Just at this moment, a famous red monster saw Chu Xia.

The fur on the snow leopard's body exploded, Xia Chu didn't need to confront him formally, the warning device inside his body was already ringing crazily as if broken.

It can be seen that this monster is not something he can handle at all!

Snow leopards are fast and flexible.In the blizzard, he had the home court advantage instead, his sight was not confused by the blizzard, but instead he was a famous monster, and soon lost his whereabouts.

So early Xia could escape the danger relatively easily.

But once, twice, three times...

【Oh, I can't bear to watch it】

[Snow Leopard's superior physical fitness can keep him out of danger, but this task is to "kill the famous red monster". It's useless to run away, and he will still be eliminated at dawn]

But at this time, a ray of dawn had already appeared in the eastern sky.

It's not far from dawn.

……

It was still running, but this time it was a monster that was good at speed.

Xia Chu felt that he might not be able to escape.

The monster rushed in front of the snow leopard ferociously, and then, the moment its eyes touched the big cub, it suddenly softened.

"Guji Guji, woo woo woo woo woo—"

It suddenly half-kneeled on the ground and cried out softly.

Xia Chu and Da Zai looked at each other in blank dismay.

Xia Chu: "What is it doing?"

The big cub looked even more confused: "Dad, I seem to understand what it says."

Xia Chu was startled: "What did it say?"

Da Zai's face was troubled, as if he was constipated: "It... is proposing marriage."

Xia Chu: "Marriage proposal?? To whom?"

Big Cub: "Me."

The ugly monster said: Beautiful Miss Red Fox, I am fascinated by your charm, I hope to marry you and raise our future children together.

The big cub was angry: "Google!!"

(I'm not a girl!)

The ugly monster froze for a moment, but quickly responded: Beautiful Miss Red Fox, don't be joking, I can even smell the estrogen on your body.

The big cub is so angry, he can't wait to go down and show him his balls now!

It thought angrily, and glanced subconsciously——

wrong.

What about the balls?

The big cub couldn't believe it, and petrified to dig somewhere in himself.But yes, it has no balls.

I don't know what's wrong with this world, but it has to face a reality now——

It was dressed like a female fox.

Big cub: Woohoo! !

It's mind blown.

The author says:

Da Zai (doubts in life): How could...how could it be...

——Hahaha Your IDs are so fun. When I put them together, I feel like "The (this) red peach tea is full of tea", "Fox, why is your tea full of tea", "If you are disobedient, return Can you HE?" (what the hell